Hey, waiter?
Waiter?
I SAID, WAITER!!!!!

Give this man one pack of

When this mumu gets to prison finally, his yansh will be that open, yam will fit in.

Judolisco:
they won't pay tax arbi?

The point is, that is not an investment. Of course they will pay taxes, or at least should pay taxes, but they are not investing in any infrastructure, industry etc.

Judolisco:
but u everyday u still cry dat investors are not coming to invest in Nigeria...

Other than paying salaries to local staff, Emirates is not investing in Nigeria. They will render transportation services, and take the money out. That is not an investment.

If these two were caught red-handed, why are they still being able to stand on their own legs?

Racoon:
Though it was a hard landing, and no tail strike, thank goodness, disaster was avoided. Mistakes - whether man-made or not, are not often forgiven in the aviation world.

Thought these queens of the sky - Boeing 747 jumbos have been replaced by the A380s as many have retired their fleets?

Tailstrikes typically happen on takeoffs, not on landings, when a pilot pulls the controls back too quickly.

In the UK, they say "You can steal as much as you want but not as long as you want". In Nigeria, the second part has been removed since...

Dpharisee:
Please blur her face. she is still a minor who faced abuse from her father using her for stupid content creation

Her so-called b@stard father should be used for content creation as well... Let I'm a bunch of his fellow pedos fight to death, last man standing should then be necklaced.

Sapasenator:
The economy is doing so great under Ahmed Ebola Th1efnubu, The tamer of the Atlantic Ocean , the master strategist.

You are right!

superCleanworks:
So IMF is now the technical advisor to the government.?

Yes it is. When you borrow from someone, that someone sets the conditions. And the BAT and all those before him borrowed so much that even our grandkids will be paying back.

In which capacity are they coming? As former colonial masters? WTF? As a good host, Sanwo-Olu should let his secretary meet them, give them cola nut and send them home.

BodePolScience:
It's still wrong. Two wrongs don't make a right. The students' action is tantamount to jungle justice. Student can only act with concrete evidences and report such to authorities and NOT to carry out prosecuting actions themselves. Irrespective of the lecturer's misdemeanor, he's deem innocent unless proven in a competent court of jurisdiction and his right to dignity must not be toiled with.

I think the students who stripped him should be made to face the music otherwise these anarchical acts will continue to spread in our campuses.

Blah blah blah. You and me both know nothing would happen if these cases were reported, reported, reported again, etc. But when someone takes action, everybody cries a river.

Chimarto:
You're stopping foreign missions from transacting in dollar and ordered your own foreign mission abroad to transact in naira violating the host country's policy? Our leaders have sense but they don't have wisdom.

No bro, they are as dumb as that Monday hammer. Embassies are considered foreign soil, host country has no business instructing or advising them on their monetary policy.

All African (and not only African!) polithiefcians are guilty until proven innocent!

GloriousGbola:

You obviously have no idea how customer care systems actually work.

Unfortunately for you, I do. Mails get parsed into the ticketing system and tickets get assigned to agents (or picked by agents, based on internal policies). What happens after that is the issue. Agents often do not respect the SLA.

GloriousGbola:
It works
You can also send email to their customer care.

That mail will likely end up in trash, unfortunately.

GlorifiedTunde:
Lol ...
Who is the chief trafficker?
Make I no talk?

He is just removing his competitors!

Th1efnubu will blame Bulhari and GEJ even after his mandate is over. What did he do to improve lives of Nigerians, so far?
Please, only specific answers!

Doyin2:

Your own Israeli Palestinian conflict started only on October 7 2023 instead of 1948 and prior to that,no crime was committed by Israeli terrorists against Palestinians,abi?

One wrongdoing doesn't justify any other wrongdoings.

Doyin2:

Didirin.

Is this your signature?

When Israel is defending itself, protecting its citizens, all world is mad and gra gra graaaaa

Where was the world to condemn crimes against civilians committed by so-called Palestinian terrorists on October 7th 2023?

stasius:
One day we will pay for eating.
Infact there will be eating tax, sleeping tax, walking tax and urinating tax.

Psssssst, quiet, let them not hear and get the idea... otherwise they will also impose breathing tax and pure water tax.

1972xy:
Who are the owners of these Choppers ?
Are they not government officials and political office holders?
Corruption fighting back.

Oil companies, mostly. For example, Bristow Helicopters:

https://www.bristowgroup.com/locations/bristow-locations/country/nigeria

Desmond 1diot is not the only eediot in this world.

Franking:
Most Nigerians celebrated Abacha's death and he is still loathed till today but Yaradua has continued to receive praises across ethnic divides. There must be a reason for it.

Some will still talk trash about late Yar'adua. However, only those who never had a chance to meet him will talk trash. Others, Christians and Muslims alike, will show some respect. Of all current and past presidents, he was the only quiet and humble man.

Kobojunkie:
According to Scripture, He rose from the dead and lives to this day.

Thank you for the correction

Kobojunkie:
There are no true prophets out there either.

Exactly. The last true prophet died 2000 years ago.

Can a masquerade bite and chew my baseball bat? Let's test it...

Creamypie:
And some bastards who are children and siblings and beneficiaries of crime will say no to jungle justice

Of course. Don't use beating, tire and petrol. Tie him to a truck in Lagos, and drag him to Maiduguri without stopping.

What sort of education do they offer? How to become a pirate? How to make a b-o-m-b? How to attack civilian targets? How to become a pedo?

Chief No-Hope Uzodinma is working hard to repel all foreign investment in Imo!

Do the right thing and first sack everyone, and then resign yourself.

Stup1d fvck.