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Crime / Re: EFCC To Rehabilitate Convicted ‘Yahoo Boys’ – Chairman by DrMuzungu(m): 10:09am On Mar 24
9japride:
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They can be paid almost the equivalent to their counterparts in foreign countries.
The only solution is to programme the toddlers to do the right things and the government should create a conducive environment for business to grow.

Their COUNTERPARTS in foreign countries (or at least in the west) don't get paid. They get long prison sentences (well deserved). What these 419 idiots have to contribute to the society that you would pay for?
Crime / Re: EFCC To Rehabilitate Convicted ‘Yahoo Boys’ – Chairman by DrMuzungu(m): 7:16pm On Mar 23
9japride:
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Efcc shouldn't waste their time. Adults don't change. The best solution is to give them jobs in ICT sector.
It's just like saying you want to rehabilitate corrupt politicians, have anyone seen a repented politician?

How much would you have to offer to these motherbleeping lowlifes to motivate them to start making honest living?
Religion / Re: Christ Embassy Has Raised 50 People From The Dead - Chris Oyakhilome by DrMuzungu(m): 4:12pm On Mar 23
Another term for those who rose from the dead is: ZOMBIES. This guy has an army of mental zombies, that this true.
Foreign Affairs / Re: ISIS Claims Responsibility For Russia Hall Attack (photos) by DrMuzungu(m): 3:57pm On Mar 23
Russian airforce and ground troops kicked a$$es of those ISIS goatfvckers well well. And more of the same is to come. Only a dead jihadist is a good jihadist.
Politics / Re: Pat Utomi Condemns Conduct Of Labour Party Lawmakers by DrMuzungu(m): 12:14pm On Mar 16
Does "Pat" stand for "Patricia"? Lol, a tranny!
Celebrities / Re: I Can't Marry A Woman Who Is Not A Virgin - Ned Nwoko (Video) by DrMuzungu(m): 12:11am On Mar 16
And why does he think woman has to tolerate his worn out preeeeek? Because of his wealth? Lol.

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Phones / Re: Whatsapp Is Trying Hard To Kill Unofficial Whatsapp by DrMuzungu(m): 8:39am On Mar 15
All this gra gra graaaaaaaa
Most of people do not understand one bit about how WhatsApp (or Viver, or any other similar product) works. It is not just an app on your phone or laptop that exchanges messages (or calls) directly with an app on my phone or computer. There is a huge infrastructure in the background of it all, especially network infrastructure and servers. Several server centers worldwide (so your message doesn't travel all over the world to reach the destination). These servers hold messages until these can be delivered to the recipient, they maintain user accounts, and much more. These companies (like WhatsApp) are under no obligation whatsoever to allow anyone and anything other than their own app to access their infrastructure. Attempting to do so is not, how many here say, "ILLEGAL" in a way that they can take you to court, just as it would not be, legally speaking, "ILLEGAL" for you to wear yellow pants in my house, but I have every right to make you leave if you do so.

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Crime / Re: 4 Men Gang-Rape 20-Year-Old Lady In Lagos, Record Action & Post It On Facebook by DrMuzungu(m): 10:46pm On Mar 12
Well, the solution is simple... "Castrate" them using AK47.

Now, AK47 is not too accurate, but that is a good thing cheesy
Celebrities / Re: I Am Not Married To Judy Austin, We Are skitmakers - Yul Edochie Tells Court by DrMuzungu(m): 11:04pm On Mar 11
Yuliana Edochie is a fake pastor.

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Health / Re: Japa: Nigeria Lost 16,000 Doctors In Five Years – Minister by DrMuzungu(m): 3:16pm On Mar 11
No worries, brothers and sisters, Bulhari and Th1efnubu are working, everything is going exactly according to their plan (to fvck Nigeria up as much as they can).
Celebrities / Re: Rita Dominic: I Was Paid N10,000 For My First Movie Role by DrMuzungu(m): 7:02am On Mar 11
MrProlific95:
Ok, next please. When will Tinubu resign

Unfortunately, he will resign on 30th of February.
Family / Re: Father’s Reaction To His Daughter Choosing A Black Man For Prom by DrMuzungu(m): 1:26pm On Mar 08
Don't mind the bloody 1diot. He is probably a product of a cross-breed between a human and a sheep.
Phones / Re: NIN-SIM: How To Retrieve Your Barred Mobile Phone Numbers by DrMuzungu(m): 10:20pm On Mar 06
Incompetent c0cksvckers are running the system... Between the early 2000's and 2015 I registered my MTN number at least 6 times. And while i was staying abroad for a long time, they wanted another registration. Since I could not be there to do it, they disabled my number and later gave it to someone else. Number I was using for almost 15 years!

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Politics / Re: Tinubu: Nigeria’s Economy Not Distressed - Information Minister by DrMuzungu(m): 5:17pm On Mar 06
I agree... Nigerian Economy is not "distressed". It is "DISASTERED"

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Politics / Re: Miyetti Allah Leader, Bodejo Drags FG To Court Over Continued Detention by DrMuzungu(m): 5:16pm On Mar 06
I should drag the FG to court for allowing this lowlife even breathe today.
Politics / Re: Coups: We Will Continue To Defend Democracy And The Constitution - COAS Lagbaja by DrMuzungu(m): 11:19am On Mar 06
kettykin:
A coup now is not in the best interest of igbos , our super governors will be forced to leave their comfy seats , their visions of enriching themselves and super projects of chopping all the money

I corrected that for you smiley
Politics / Re: Nigeria Needs Restructuring With Proper Foundation — Tinubu by DrMuzungu(m): 4:35pm On Mar 05
lexy2014:

how is he right? which restructuring does Nigeria need that it does not already have?
if 250 to 300 tribes are to "bring to the table what they have on/in THEIR land", what will you call such a structure?
how are Niger Deltans not being able to reap the most of having oil and gas?
are northerners not already bringing food?

My friend, you did not get my sarcasm, sorry for that. What I meant to say is, polithiefcians will never do the right thing, unless they can benefit from that, never mind if others will benefit, remain stagnant, or die in misery. Polithiefcians do not care for your good, or mine.

I will trust they mean well for ALL Nigerians, not for only their own tribe, Once they make it strictly against the law to ask for one's tribal belonging during any official process.
Politics / Re: Nigeria Needs Restructuring With Proper Foundation — Tinubu by DrMuzungu(m): 4:17pm On Mar 05
Th1efnubu is right. Nigeria needs restructuring. Each tribe can bring to the table what they have on/in THEIR land.

Niger-deltans can bring oil and gas, regardless of the tribe they belong to. They should reap most of the benefits of having oil and gas.
Igbos can bring mineral resources and food. They can keep developers at home to develop their own land.
Yorubas can bring food and industry. They can leave skull miners at home.
Northerners can bring food, minerals. They can keep ab0kis at home.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Orthodox Jewish Dentist Shot And Killed In San Diego By Muslim Patient. by DrMuzungu(m): 8:58pm On Mar 01
May he get a worst toothache and find no dentist to help him.
Politics / Re: Tinubu Vows To Fight Smugglers, Corruption To Ruins by DrMuzungu(m): 6:34pm On Mar 01
He vows? Ahahahahahahaha? WTF? He is in power for... how long? Nearly a year! Why didn't he start yet and why doesn't he have a track record of fighting corruption? Oh, I know why...
Islam for Muslims / Re: Nigerian Girl Wins Qur’an Recitation Competition In Jordan From 40 Countries by DrMuzungu(m): 1:13pm On Mar 01
It would be far more useful if she managed to comprehend books about physics, math, chemistry, finances, biology, medicine, law or anything else really applicable in real life.
Health / Re: Meningitis Kills 20 In Yobe - Commissioner by DrMuzungu(m): 12:26am On Feb 28
Illiterate slowpoke.
Politics / Re: Iyiola Omisore Surprises Ooni Of Ife With A Bulletproof Cadillac Escalade by DrMuzungu(m): 8:02pm On Feb 27
SkullIMAM:
Lol and tomorrow the same senator will do the Desmond Idi0t bridge for the people who queued under the sun to vote him

I corrected this for you, bro!
Crime / Re: NDLEA Intercepts Largest Consignment Of Heroin At Lagos Airport (pics, video) by DrMuzungu(m): 8:00pm On Feb 27
We have two options here:

A) Oga at the top will not be happy with this development!

---or---

B) Oga at the top is just trying to eliminate his competitors
Crime / Re: NDLEA Intercepts Largest Consignment Of Heroin At Lagos Airport (pics, video) by DrMuzungu(m): 5:03pm On Feb 27
You see, this is a proof that inter-tribal cooperation can function. Just that these eediots did it for a wrong purpose
Foreign Affairs / Re: Rogozin, Former Russian Deputy PM Posts Racist Photo About Lloyd Austin by DrMuzungu(m): 10:43am On Feb 26
This Rogozin is one mothebleeping drunken 1diot.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Dani Alves Sentenced To 54 Months In Jail Over Sexual Assault by DrMuzungu(m): 11:12am On Feb 22
Dumbfvck, lol, serves him well.

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Crime / Re: Man Urinates Into Somali-Owned Shop In S. Africa As Owner Looks On (PICS) by DrMuzungu(m): 10:16am On Feb 22
Stupid c0cksvcker!
He will later lament gra gra graaaaa economy is bad graaaaa nobody likes us graaaaaaaaaaa

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Travel / Re: Sami Court: ₦115K Per Night Hotel At Abuja Airport by DrMuzungu(m): 10:15am On Feb 22
What kind of news is this? Instead of showing a bunch of polithiefcians posing for a photo, is it not more important to show the facilities offered?
Fashion / Re: Lady Harassed By Some Young Men Over Outfit She Wore To A Bus Park (pics, Video) by DrMuzungu(m): 12:07am On Feb 22
saz no to indecency!
say no to olosho!
say no to ashawo!

I only blame Th1efnubu for this! Or GEJ!
Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Lavishly Spends Money On Foodstuff (pix, Video) by DrMuzungu(m): 10:06pm On Feb 20
Bobrisky? Nothing a stick of TNT can't fix.
Politics / Re: Be Patient, Tinubu’s Daughter Urges Nigerians Over Hardship by DrMuzungu(m): 11:46am On Feb 20
stevups:
Tinubu will succeed no matter what.

Succeed in what, exactly? Succeed in destroying Nigeria and bringing it to its knees, economically and in any other way?

stevups:
We know the enemies are the ones frustrating the system

Why are you an your beloved polithiefcians always, but really ALWAYS blaming someone else, never taking responsibility?

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