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Politics / Re: Tinubu Announces Plans To End Food Insecurity In Nigeria by DrMuzungu(m): 11:50am On Dec 15, 2023
The old man is trying to extinguish a forest fire with a glass of water.
Business / Re: Naira Falls To ₦‎1,260/$ In Parallel Market by DrMuzungu(m): 8:10am On Dec 14, 2023
solsticey2k3:
Almost twice the amount it was in less than one year.
What a government

In August 2014 it was floating between 170 and 180. Then bullhari came. Th1efnubu is just here to finish Nigeria off.

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Politics / Re: Abubakar Badaru: N1.57 Trillion Budget Not Enough To Fight Insecurity by DrMuzungu(m): 8:05am On Dec 14, 2023
Oga minister, embezzle less, and that money will be more than enough.
Family / Re: How Do Married Men Hustling In The Diaspora Cope With Sexual Urges by DrMuzungu(m): 10:19pm On Dec 13, 2023
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Why Do Nigerian Employers Request Irrelevant Information? by DrMuzungu(m): 1:39pm On Dec 13, 2023
ppogba:
Is it not ironic that someone thinks these questions are irrelevant?
You will do well to let us know the questions that are relevant then.
Adults in children clothing.
Indeed, social media has democratise stupidity.

Dude, these questions are illegal to ask in developed countries.
Romance / Re: Man Marries Lady Who Snubbed Him For 5 Years by DrMuzungu(m): 12:06pm On Dec 12, 2023
FuckingMachine:
Look at him & understand why.
Fat, short with a small preeq.

There is only one way for you to know if it is small or not, lol.
Food / Re: Burnt meals,share your experience! by DrMuzungu(m): 11:55am On Dec 12, 2023
Sorry bro!

Anyway, I would pretend I wanted it that way and call it "Grilled beans"
Politics / Re: Kano Agency Impounds 4,600 Bottles Of Alcoholic Drinks by DrMuzungu(m): 8:54am On Dec 12, 2023
They must be these hizbah phaggots.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Hamas Women Fighters Vs Israeli Women Fighters (Pics) by DrMuzungu(m): 1:47pm On Dec 07, 2023
These hamas idiots are just ordinary pig-fvckers. You want proof? Here it is:

Foreign Affairs / Re: House Of Hamas Leader, Yahya Sinwar Surrounded By Isreali Forces by DrMuzungu(m): 8:19am On Dec 07, 2023
Punk a$$ b1tch is this Yahya Sinwar. He hides his filthy a$$ far away while he sends Palestinians to die. He will fight this war to the last drop of Palestinian blood.
Crime / Re: NDLEA Raises Alarm Over Online Drug Sales by DrMuzungu(m): 8:32am On Dec 06, 2023
OlawaleBammie:
Wait!!!
Online transactions of drugs??
Na data dem dey use transfer am?

Only by using 5G, lol.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel Plans To Flood Gaza Tunnels With Seawater – Report by DrMuzungu(m): 5:36pm On Dec 05, 2023
CoronaVirusPro:

Screw yourselves!

What makes you so nervous? Lol...

You rab0ki brothers in Gaza intend to sacrifice every child, woman or elderly for their selfish goals, and even with that, they are failing. Good, Good. VERY GOOD.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel Plans To Flood Gaza Tunnels With Seawater – Report by DrMuzungu(m): 4:06pm On Dec 05, 2023
CoronaVirusPro:

Fvck Israel!

No, bro! Fvck you and your ab0ki brothers. Sisters can remain, lol.
Sports / Re: Am I The Only One That Doesn't Like This New Football Trend? by DrMuzungu(m): 10:56am On Dec 04, 2023
Why should I care when a group of illiterate millionaires battles another group of 12 millionaires over a ball full of air?
Politics / Re: Olubunmi Tunji-ojo Commissioned Arrival E" Of Abuja Airport & Remodeled Gates by DrMuzungu(m): 11:32am On Dec 02, 2023
This is the same level of bull$h1t as when Desmond Idiot commissioned a wooden bridge over a gutter.
Phones / Re: Is Mark Zuckerberg Promoting Secret Affairs With This New Features On Whatsapp by DrMuzungu(m): 8:51am On Dec 02, 2023
CHRISTFUCKER:
WhatsApp is shit and feeds you propaganda
Use Signal

WhatsApp feeds you with what your friends send you. Switching to Signal or Telegram or any other platform will not change that.
Politics / Re: Nigeria Signs Agreement With Siemens To Increase Grid Capacity To 12,000MW by DrMuzungu(m): 8:50am On Dec 02, 2023
KeenD:
Please anything that will make us have 24/7 electricity is highly welcomed.

Nigeria has to increase power output by 45 to 50 times to achieve 24/7 supply. Read my previous posts on this topic.

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Politics / Re: ‘You Don’t Know History’, Asari-Dokubo Slams Those Saying Binis Founded Lagos by DrMuzungu(m): 10:05am On Dec 01, 2023
This fat orobo terrorist should not discuss something he doesn't understand. Let him stick to what he knows best: Terrorism.

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Celebrities / Re: Bbnaija’s Vee: I’ll Never Forgive Venita For Ruining My Relationship With Neo by DrMuzungu(m): 7:58am On Dec 01, 2023
How does this article and us knowing this cr@p affect the price of tomatoes in Garki market?
Events / Re: Beautiful Bride Shoots A Gun At Her Traditional Wedding Ceremony (pics/video) by DrMuzungu(m): 5:49pm On Nov 28, 2023
Optimum2023:
I don't care what you think I sound like. As a matter of fact, you can put a dïck to your brain and fùck your thoughts.

Oh you are so well-spoken... must be you read a lot of books cheesy
Events / Re: Beautiful Bride Shoots A Gun At Her Traditional Wedding Ceremony (pics/video) by DrMuzungu(m): 8:49am On Nov 28, 2023
Optimum2023:
Every Nigerian ought to own a portion of the Federal Capital Territory. Abuja is our common heritage as Nigerian citizens. [/url].

Dude, you are like a broken record, in every damn topic you post this cr@p.
Politics / Re: Tinubu Vows To Crash Petrol Price, Eliminate Hardships by DrMuzungu(m): 5:36pm On Nov 26, 2023
Oga GCFR, just open your warehouse, let's enjoy free drugs, lol.
Romance / Re: What Do Women Think When They Do This by DrMuzungu(m): 4:01pm On Nov 25, 2023
Cock0mycine deficiency in one's bloodstream can cause such symptoms, lol.
Celebrities / Re: Portable In London For His Tour After UK Embassy Denied His Wife Visa by DrMuzungu(m): 3:55pm On Nov 25, 2023
This young man should change his supplier of cheap narcotics ASAP. Maybe ask our new oga at the top?
Crime / Re: Ex-officer Derek Chauvin, convicted In George Floyd’s killing, stabbed In prison by DrMuzungu(m): 3:12pm On Nov 25, 2023
hardcore007:
As a high profile case and even a former cop, he’s supposed to be in restrictive housing.

That would make him safer but even PC (protective custody) is not a 100% guarantee of safety. Someone delivers the food. Someone does the laundry, etc. So it's not hard to imagine harming him there. Maybe not stab him, but drop cyanide in his food or something.
Crime / Re: Ex-officer Derek Chauvin, convicted In George Floyd’s killing, stabbed In prison by DrMuzungu(m): 11:51am On Nov 25, 2023
WilsonBright935:

Except we know the race of who "stabbed" him😁😁😁. If it's a black man, then this incident might be true but if otherwise it might be staged

It is not necessarily staged even if the one stabbing him was white. Derek Chaivin was one self-entitled arrogant b@stard. He would not care less if Floyd was white or hispanic instead of black. So, the worst thing one can do in prison is to be arrogant. Other inmates quickly teach him what his place in that society is.

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Student Faces Deportation After Terror Threats To UK University by DrMuzungu(m): 8:45am On Nov 24, 2023
He should be kept in prison for being damn too stupid.
Romance / Re: "Date Rape Drug" Consignment From Nigeria Seized At Joburg Airport (PIX) by DrMuzungu(m): 4:33pm On Nov 23, 2023
Themanleshey:

I bet this is hand work of a developer .

You man a software developer? Lol.

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Celebrities / Re: ‘What God Told Me When I Died In Car Accident’ – Yul Edochie (Photos) by DrMuzungu(m): 1:25pm On Nov 23, 2023
Yuliana Edochie, lol.
Stop shortening names.
Politics / Re: Yoruba Elders Lament High Rate Of Inflation, Insecurity by DrMuzungu(m): 9:27pm On Nov 22, 2023
They should complain to their oga at the top.
Politics / Re: Tinubu: I Deserve To Be In Guinness World Records by DrMuzungu(m): 4:37pm On Nov 22, 2023
YorubaDemonswag:
Tinubu is the real G. O. A. T

A dot is missing after T, lol.

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