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Romance / Re: Missing 17-Year-Old Girl Found In A Hotel In Port Harcourt by DrMuzungu(m): 12:59pm On Oct 29, 2023
Vinnie2000:

What the hell was She doing in a Hotel?
This Generation of Girls are something Else. undecided

What do you think she was doing? grin

She just needed a quiet place to read her books and focus on learning for the next exam.

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Religion / Re: She Lured Him Into Sex, And This Finally Happened To Him by DrMuzungu(m): 12:58pm On Oct 29, 2023
Say no to a-s-h-a-w-o. Use Blue Band vaseline instead.
Celebrities / Re: Every Woman Has Had Abortion Once Or Twice - Phyna by DrMuzungu(m): 10:24am On Oct 28, 2023
Just because you are an ashawo (or is it spelled o-l-o-s-h-o?) does not mean every other woman out there is too.

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Education / Re: Robbers Invade TASUED Hostels, Rape 4 Students by DrMuzungu(m): 10:19pm On Oct 27, 2023
Bros, jungle justice is bad, I know, but some people really deserve a nice necklace and roasting.
Food / Re: Giant Fish Caught In Ibaji, Kogi State (Photos) by DrMuzungu(m): 10:17pm On Oct 27, 2023
How many plates of pepper soup can you make with that fish? grin
Education / Re: Robbers Invade TASUED Hostels, Rape 4 Students by DrMuzungu(m): 4:15pm On Oct 27, 2023
Misswork:
Why do they keep doing this?

Because, since Abacha, polithiefcians are busy feeding themselves fat instead of doing what they promised before each election.
Politics / Re: Peter Obi: Reno, Last I Checked, You Aren't God! By Olawale Olaleye by DrMuzungu(m): 1:43pm On Oct 27, 2023
Reno Omokri is one useless big-mouth phaggot. All he does is blah blah blaaaaaaah.
Crime / Re: Modou Adams Caught Trying To Smuggle £300,000 Worth Of Cocaine by DrMuzungu(m): 11:50am On Oct 27, 2023
Stupid and quite useless c0cksvcker!

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Foreign Affairs / Re: US Conduct Airstrikes On Iranian Backed Terrorist Groups by DrMuzungu(m): 11:32am On Oct 27, 2023
Khyrvxjzy:

i love words like this
words like isreal

Please repeat after me: I-S-R-A-E-L

It is IS_RAEL.
it is NOT: IS-REAL.

Kindly contact me for more advices.
Foreign Affairs / Re: US Conduct Airstrikes On Iranian Backed Terrorist Groups by DrMuzungu(m): 11:13am On Oct 27, 2023
Dear US Navy, kindly send these motherbleepers to hell. 72 Hot hogs await them there. Thank you very much!

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi's Appeal Dismissed By The Supreme Court by DrMuzungu(m): 8:38am On Oct 27, 2023
Zombidients can now rest, new oga at the top has secured his presidential seat.
Crime / Re: Monica Anyamah: Policeman Allegedly Beats 60-Year-Old Woman To Coma In Delta by DrMuzungu(m): 2:30pm On Oct 26, 2023
That policeman should be manhandled by the sons and grandsons of that elderly woman.
Fashion / Re: Is This Fashion Or Madness (see Photo) by DrMuzungu(m): 1:38pm On Oct 25, 2023
Eternal question: is this one ashawo or olosho?
Business / Re: Why Are Nigerians Still Buying Dollars by DrMuzungu(m): 8:35am On Oct 25, 2023
Yourprick:
Yeah dollar at 1200 but why do they keep buying it, aren't you scared Naira might start gaining,our highest imported item is petroleum products and the[b] fg promised a refinery in December[/b], what happens when we stop importing fuel and start refining won't the Naira start gaining? What's the essence of saving in dollars?or you think dollars would keep gaining for the next 4 years lol

Because Nigerians have sense. They don't plan their tomorrow based on what polithiefcians promise.

In 2002, dollar was around 110 Naira. In 2014 dollar was around 175 Naira. And today it is over 1200. Now you have one of the biggest traders with narcotics as oga at the top so what do you expect? Do you expect him to achieve $1=1N? LOL

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel Vows To Attack Iran If Hezbollah Joins The War With Hamas by DrMuzungu(m): 1:16pm On Oct 24, 2023
Both sides are absolutely and totally mad, just that one side doesn't go into the field and commits a mass murder of civilians.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Kazakhstan Announces Ban On Hijabs In Schools by DrMuzungu(m): 1:13pm On Oct 24, 2023
Good development!
Religion / Re: My Pastor Rejected Anniversary Money Because It's Too Small by DrMuzungu(m): 8:35pm On Oct 23, 2023
Fake pastor, real businessman.
Politics / Re: We Have No Money To Defend The Naira - Reno Omokri by DrMuzungu(m): 7:00pm On Oct 23, 2023
Man who knows everything about everything, lol. Retardinho!
Religion / Re: Chef Dammy Vs Pastor Adegoke Jeremiah: Church Members Curse And Threaten Her by DrMuzungu(m): 12:22pm On Oct 22, 2023
This criminal pastor would cry like a baby in DSS custody, lol
Religion / Re: My Church Bazaar Is Mega Wealth, Stay Away If You Won’t Donate – Father Mbaka by DrMuzungu(m): 10:01am On Oct 22, 2023
EKONGKING:
At least this pastor or father or monk-ey or whatever is open and honest about his business model.
You speak wisely!

EKONGKING:
Only idiots believe these people and we have them in plenty.
It's not a crime to be stupid. But it should be punishable by hanging to exploit voters (for polithiefcians) or churchgoers (for so-called men of god)

EKONGKING:
I will trust a Nigerian politician more than these religious charlatans like pastors.
Exactly. Because polithiefcians make it clear they are there to thief you, rip you off, make you broke!
Culture / Re: Masquerade Seen "Toasting" A Girl And Collecting Her Number (pic/video) by DrMuzungu(m): 9:10pm On Oct 21, 2023
When was the last time masquerade was properly beaten up?
Education / Re: Tinubu Okays Release Of Four Months Withheld Lecturers’ Salaries by DrMuzungu(m): 8:06pm On Oct 21, 2023
Larryndelaw:
youndey smoke igbo. Do tou realize they didn't work for 8 months . How come do you expect them to be paid. Is that how you will.run your own business if you managed to get one.

And why didn't they work for 8 months? Maybe because of already low and still owed salaries before they went on strike? So how is it then their fault? Do you realize that in some countries Nigerians look up to, it is a felony to not pay salaries?
Education / Re: Tinubu Okays Release Of Four Months Withheld Lecturers’ Salaries by DrMuzungu(m): 9:56pm On Oct 20, 2023
Only in the People's republic of Dumfvckistan, does someone have to OK the release of withheld salaries instead of going to prison for withholding these salaries!
Business / Re: Exchange Rate Quotes For ₦1,100 At Parallel Market by DrMuzungu(m): 9:53pm On Oct 20, 2023
Shege Th1efnubu!
Politics / Re: Tinubu Approves ₦35,000 Wage Award To Civil Servants by DrMuzungu(m): 2:06pm On Oct 20, 2023
35000, when Naira to Dollar exceeds 1552 is not really that much.
Family / Re: I'm Addicted To Prostitutes Please Help by DrMuzungu(m): 12:02pm On Oct 20, 2023
There is a solution, known for the past few decades:

Politics / Re: Industries Battle For Survival As Dollar Hits N1,155 by DrMuzungu(m): 11:56am On Oct 20, 2023
Ozommadu:

That goat can never comment on core issues bothering his country.
Hungry man

Don't mind him, he is busy cruising g@y bars in London.

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Politics / Re: Industries Battle For Survival As Dollar Hits N1,155 by DrMuzungu(m): 11:55am On Oct 20, 2023
So, all of you who voted for that drug baron, are you happy now?!
Politics / Re: We’re Managing To Pay Salaries, Facing Enormous Challenges – FG by DrMuzungu(m): 11:22am On Oct 20, 2023
In polithiefcian's language: "We are facing enormous challenges"

In plain English: "We are busy stealing EVERYTHING, we can't be bothered paying salaries"
Travel / Re: FG To Shut Third Mainland Bridge For Repairs by DrMuzungu(m): 11:43am On Oct 19, 2023
They have nowhere else to chop money so they have to shut down the longest bridge in Africa?!?!?!

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Politics / Re: We Can't Trust Christians With Nigeria's Security - Sheikh Gumi by DrMuzungu(m): 11:41am On Oct 19, 2023
See terrorist calling Wike satan, hahaha.
Properties / Re: Houses Built On Drainage Channel In Lekki (Video) by DrMuzungu(m): 8:58am On Oct 19, 2023
When is our chief drug baron going to intervene?!

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