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Business / Re: Western Multinationals Fleeing Nigeria Being Replaced By Asian, Turkish Firms by DrMuzungu(m): 9:43am On Jun 19
For all those cheering the departure of (former) colonial masters... Tell me only one thing. How well do Indians and Chinko treat Nigerian workers?

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Health / Re: Nigerian Boy Spotted With Rare Blue And Red Eyes (pics/video) by DrMuzungu(m): 11:00am On Jun 18
Illiterates should leave this boy alone.
Business / Re: Naira Down To N1,500/$ In Parallel Market by DrMuzungu(m): 1:59pm On Jun 14
Put a frog in a pot of cold water on the fire. The frog will not jump out because the water will heat up gradually. Drop the same frog in a pot of hot water and it will at least try to jump out.

Likewise, when depreciate naira from 100 to 200 to 500, to 1000 and to, now, 1500, nobody does anything but lament. At this rate, in 2 years, naira by naira, 1 Dollar will be 3000 or 4000 Naira and nobody will still do anything. But if the dollar gets to 4000 overnight, you will see at least some response. Or, would you?
Politics / Re: Lawmakers Want Urgent Purchase Of New Aircraft For Tinubu, Shettima by DrMuzungu(m): 11:46am On Jun 14
So the old one can't be maintained and flown well? They want to spend more money, money that Nigeria does not even have?

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Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy Pays All Bills At The University Of Port Harcourt Teaching Hospital by DrMuzungu(m): 9:10am On Jun 12
This is da man!

No "we will, I will..." bull$h1t that polithiefcians always use. Just go and do things, it is THAT simple.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Condemns Katsina Attack, Orders Security Agencies To Go After Assailants by DrMuzungu(m): 10:59pm On Jun 11
For fvcks sake... does the president have to tell them what to do? Don't they know? And why are they not already doing it? Why didn't the security forces finish off these motherbleeping phaggot @b0kis already?! Oh, wait, we all know why.
Science/Technology / Re: What Type Is This Snake I Marched To Death Today by DrMuzungu(m): 1:13pm On Jun 07
I don't know what kind of snake this one is but I am sure about 2 things:

1. It looks malnourished
2. This is NOT a type of snake that would or could eat 36 million naira
Politics / Re: Wage: Governors Won’t Pay Above ₦‎70,000 - NGF by DrMuzungu(m): 12:43pm On Jun 07
If these fat orobo governors give people decent salaries, how will they then feed even fatter?
Politics / Re: Bill To Create Orlu State Passes First Reading In House of Representatives by DrMuzungu(m): 6:48pm On Jun 06
Polithiefcians are just doing their job... thieving motherbleepers, all of them.
Politics / Re: Well Donated By Hon. Haruna To Kogi Residents As Constituency Project (Photo) by DrMuzungu(m): 10:07pm On Jun 05
Better that well than what Desmond Id1ot commissioned.
Politics / Re: Abia, Lagos, 28 Other States Spend Over N₦968 Billion On Refreshments, Travels by DrMuzungu(m): 6:30pm On Jun 05
Noneroone:
southwest governors are thieves.

And other governors run charity organizations? Nope... they fill their pockets and their pockets only. I would not differentiate between politicians in one part of the country and the other. They are all very guilty until proven innocent.
Politics / Re: Abia, Lagos, 28 Other States Spend Over N₦968 Billion On Refreshments, Travels by DrMuzungu(m): 9:26am On Jun 05
People, keep killing each other because of tribe, political party, while polithiefcians eat it all.

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Celebrities / Re: ‘I’ve Right To Vote Whoever I Want’ – Toyin Abraham Defends Support For Tinubu by DrMuzungu(m): 8:56pm On Jun 04
WHo's shaking this mumu's cage? LOL
Travel / Re: Indefinite Strike: Aviation Unions To Shut Local, International Airports by DrMuzungu(m): 10:37pm On Jun 02
stevups:

Obi will become president at the resurrection of the dead

In other words, you are perfectly satisfied with where the economy is right now?

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Food / Re: I Found Bugs Inside Golden Morn - Michael Taiwo by DrMuzungu(m): 2:43pm On Jun 02
This is for the sake of "improved protein content of Golden Morn" wink

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Politics / Re: We Need A New Generation Of Leaders – Obasanjo by DrMuzungu(m): 1:50pm On Jun 02
Oga former president, what was your ALF (African Leadership Forum) in Otta, Ogun State, created for?
Crime / Re: Thief Caught, Forced To Eat Pepper And Hot Water (photos, Video) by DrMuzungu(m): 11:57am On Jun 02
SmartyPants:

Between eating pepper and hot water, and the beating you are advising, which is liklier to accidentally kill him??

They should just add plenty of vinegar to that hot water
Politics / Re: Aba Soldiers Killing: Abaribe Forced Out Of SUV By Soldiers In Abia by DrMuzungu(m): 11:41am On Jun 02
Tochi3:
..so why the first class treatment to fulani herdsmen terrorists, bokoharam terrorists, iswap terrorists...who have been terrorising military basis all over the North..

Because these are heavily armed... and that would take courage.
Politics / Re: Soldiers Invaded My Home, Took Away My Sister, 15-year-old Brother- Abia Doctor by DrMuzungu(m): 3:24pm On Jun 01
When confronted (or even not confronted at all) by regular citizens, they are so mighty and brave. But when they suppose to fight Boko Haram, they run away like the biggest phaggot pussies, days before the attack.

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Politics / Re: 2,400 Foreigners Caught Applying For Passports – Tunji-ojo by DrMuzungu(m): 11:07am On Jun 01
Nukilia:
Deport them ASAP
Or
Create a pathway to citizenship for them

There already is a path to it... live (and work) in the country legally for 15 years (before it was 10 years), then you can apply for citizenship. Once you get that, you can apply for a passport.

And to live and work in Nigeria, you either have to have a business established, or to be married to a Nigerian citizen.
Politics / Re: Who Will You Pick To Lead Your Region If Regional Government Is Reintroduced? by DrMuzungu(m): 8:51pm On May 31
This is as if Nigeria doesn't already have enough polithiefcians, so it needs a lot more of them.
Crime / Re: 24 Yahoo Boys Jailed In Abakaliki (Pictures) by DrMuzungu(m): 4:05pm On May 31
They just wanted to develop something, somewhere, but due to the lack of general understanding for their dumbfvckery, they ended up behind bars. Lol...
Politics / Re: Military Promises To Retaliate Killing Of 5 Soldiers In Aba by DrMuzungu(m): 3:35pm On May 31
i just hope these army men won't go and wipe out the entire community including women nd children, instead of hunting down actual bad guys.
Politics / Re: FG To Lift 50m Youths Out Of Poverty – Uche Nnaji by DrMuzungu(m): 1:51pm On May 31
Thieving motherbleepers! The real question here is: Why do 50 million youths live in poverty in the country as rich as Nigeria?
Business / Re: Huggies Maker, Kimberly-Clark To Stop Production Three Years After by DrMuzungu(m): 7:46pm On May 30
ANSMEDIA:
Companies fast relocating out of Nigeria throwing people out to labour market those incharge careless

Sir Richard Branson was the first to foresee the troubled times ahead when he withdrew Virgin Nigeria from the country.
Politics / Re: Biafra Day: Umuahia Records Total Compliance by DrMuzungu(m): 6:38pm On May 30
Compliance is when you comply with laws and regulations.

Submission is when you submit unconditionally to bandits such as these IPOB phaggots.
Politics / Re: Heavy Security, Panic Buying As IPOB Holds Biafra Heroes Day by DrMuzungu(m): 10:08am On May 30
We should gather all terrorists from the north and terrorists from the south and put them on a single island. Then bomb the place with napalm. Heavily.
Politics / Re: Minister Lokpobiri: Kaduna Refinery Can Not Refine Nigeria Crude Oil by DrMuzungu(m): 9:57am On May 30
All those "rulers" aka polithiefcians should go and rule People's Democratic Republic of Dumbfvckistan and leave Nigeria the hell alone. Motherbleepers.
Politics / Re: Pictures Of President Tinubu On The Abuja Metro Rail by DrMuzungu(m): 5:05am On May 30
ryloy:
With Second Citizen Kashim Shettima
Third Citizen, Godswill Akpabio
God Bless Federal Republic of Nigeria

No intention to intrude into your privacy, but what did you have for lunch yesterday and what was the cost?

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Romance / Re: Man Outraged After Lady Rejects Iphone SE Gift He Bought For Her (photo) by DrMuzungu(m): 8:45pm On May 29
Say NO! to ashawo!
Say NO! to olosho!

Find a normal woman.

Sorry, dude!

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Politics / Re: Reno Omokri: Adoption Of Old Anthem A Giant Step Backwards, I Am Sad by DrMuzungu(m): 6:45pm On May 29
You are sad, Mrs. Omokri? Well, who gives a fvck about how YOU feel about anything?!
Politics / Re: There's nothing to score about Tinubu's regime, it's terribly bad - Sowore by DrMuzungu(m): 9:28am On May 29
How much is garri? Onions? Tomato? Fish?

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