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Politics / Re: ‘You Don’t Know History’, Asari-Dokubo Slams Those Saying Binis Founded Lagos by DrMuzungu(m): 10:05am On Dec 01, 2023
This fat orobo terrorist should not discuss something he doesn't understand. Let him stick to what he knows best: Terrorism.

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Celebrities / Re: Bbnaija’s Vee: I’ll Never Forgive Venita For Ruining My Relationship With Neo by DrMuzungu(m): 7:58am On Dec 01, 2023
How does this article and us knowing this cr@p affect the price of tomatoes in Garki market?
Events / Re: Beautiful Bride Shoots A Gun At Her Traditional Wedding Ceremony (pics/video) by DrMuzungu(m): 5:49pm On Nov 28, 2023
Optimum2023:
I don't care what you think I sound like. As a matter of fact, you can put a dïck to your brain and fùck your thoughts.

Oh you are so well-spoken... must be you read a lot of books cheesy
Events / Re: Beautiful Bride Shoots A Gun At Her Traditional Wedding Ceremony (pics/video) by DrMuzungu(m): 8:49am On Nov 28, 2023
Optimum2023:
Every Nigerian ought to own a portion of the Federal Capital Territory. Abuja is our common heritage as Nigerian citizens. [/url].

Dude, you are like a broken record, in every damn topic you post this cr@p.
Politics / Re: Tinubu Vows To Crash Petrol Price, Eliminate Hardships by DrMuzungu(m): 5:36pm On Nov 26, 2023
Oga GCFR, just open your warehouse, let's enjoy free drugs, lol.
Romance / Re: What Do Women Think When They Do This by DrMuzungu(m): 4:01pm On Nov 25, 2023
Cock0mycine deficiency in one's bloodstream can cause such symptoms, lol.
Celebrities / Re: Portable In London For His Tour After UK Embassy Denied His Wife Visa by DrMuzungu(m): 3:55pm On Nov 25, 2023
This young man should change his supplier of cheap narcotics ASAP. Maybe ask our new oga at the top?
Crime / Re: Ex-officer Derek Chauvin, convicted In George Floyd’s killing, stabbed In prison by DrMuzungu(m): 3:12pm On Nov 25, 2023
hardcore007:
As a high profile case and even a former cop, he’s supposed to be in restrictive housing.

That would make him safer but even PC (protective custody) is not a 100% guarantee of safety. Someone delivers the food. Someone does the laundry, etc. So it's not hard to imagine harming him there. Maybe not stab him, but drop cyanide in his food or something.
Crime / Re: Ex-officer Derek Chauvin, convicted In George Floyd’s killing, stabbed In prison by DrMuzungu(m): 11:51am On Nov 25, 2023
WilsonBright935:

Except we know the race of who "stabbed" him😁😁😁. If it's a black man, then this incident might be true but if otherwise it might be staged

It is not necessarily staged even if the one stabbing him was white. Derek Chaivin was one self-entitled arrogant b@stard. He would not care less if Floyd was white or hispanic instead of black. So, the worst thing one can do in prison is to be arrogant. Other inmates quickly teach him what his place in that society is.

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Student Faces Deportation After Terror Threats To UK University by DrMuzungu(m): 8:45am On Nov 24, 2023
He should be kept in prison for being damn too stupid.
Romance / Re: "Date Rape Drug" Consignment From Nigeria Seized At Joburg Airport (PIX) by DrMuzungu(m): 4:33pm On Nov 23, 2023
Themanleshey:

I bet this is hand work of a developer .

You man a software developer? Lol.

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Celebrities / Re: ‘What God Told Me When I Died In Car Accident’ – Yul Edochie (Photos) by DrMuzungu(m): 1:25pm On Nov 23, 2023
Yuliana Edochie, lol.
Stop shortening names.
Politics / Re: Yoruba Elders Lament High Rate Of Inflation, Insecurity by DrMuzungu(m): 9:27pm On Nov 22, 2023
They should complain to their oga at the top.
Politics / Re: Tinubu: I Deserve To Be In Guinness World Records by DrMuzungu(m): 4:37pm On Nov 22, 2023
YorubaDemonswag:
Tinubu is the real G. O. A. T

A dot is missing after T, lol.
Politics / Re: I Did Not Spend ₦‎7.3 Billion Contingency Fund On Myself, Says Akeredolu by DrMuzungu(m): 7:21am On Nov 22, 2023
Oga motherbleeper, show the statement of account or STFU and go to kirikiri.

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Politics / Re: "Condemn The Mass Murder Genocide In Gaza" – Fani-Kayode Begs President Tinubu by DrMuzungu(m): 7:13am On Nov 22, 2023
That FFK is one stupid motherbleeper. Where was he to condemn HAMMAS killing innocent civilians on purpose?
Politics / Re: LASG To GRV: Sanwo-olu Never Paid Legal Fees From State Funds by DrMuzungu(m): 2:47pm On Nov 21, 2023
Of course, Sanwo-Olu would never use state funds for private purposes. He is one honorable polithiefcian!!!
Family / Re: Who School Help? - 16-Year-Old Girl Asks, Flaunts Her Heavy Pregnancy by DrMuzungu(m): 8:06am On Nov 21, 2023
These young yansh-o-logy scientists... Hesus!!!!!
Politics / Re: Applause As President Tinubu Arrives Germany For G20 'Compact With Africa' by DrMuzungu(m): 1:41pm On Nov 20, 2023
Ahmed Ebola Th1iefnubu should be declared president for life.
Properties / Re: FHA set To Demolish 677 Houses In Festac Over Contravention by DrMuzungu(m): 1:38pm On Nov 20, 2023
HEBEI:
Why not confiscate the houses instead of demolishing them

You expect too much from these animals (to behave like normal humans, lol).

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Politics / Re: "This Is Not Democracy": Jaafar Jaafar Reacts To Sack Of Kano, Plateau Govs by DrMuzungu(m): 8:06am On Nov 20, 2023
Who is this Jaafar Jaafar Jaafar Jaafar? Someone really important?
Crime / Re: NDLEA Arrests Drug Lord, Intercepts Diazepam, Cannabis, Loud by DrMuzungu(m): 7:10pm On Nov 19, 2023
kestolove95:
Free them.. They are just trying to survive

Bro, would you say the same if drugs destroyed the life of one of our loved ones?
Crime / Re: Woman Caught After Spending $10.4m Mistakenly Paid To Her Acct (pics/video) by DrMuzungu(m): 3:32pm On Nov 19, 2023
If she had 2 grains of brain, she would withdraw all and relocate to some 3rd world country like Myanmar and get new identity
Politics / Re: ‘You Can’t Take The Swamp Out Of The Hippopotamus’ — Timipre Sylva Hits Jonathan by DrMuzungu(m): 3:25pm On Nov 19, 2023
This Sylvia guy should not open his dirty mouth and talk about GEJ.
Politics / Re: Cyberattacks On Nigerian, African Government Agencies Rise — Report by DrMuzungu(m): 3:18pm On Nov 19, 2023
This is what happens when you have incompetent 1diots running IT departments and computer literacy is extremely low

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Health / Re: New Drug Prices In Nigeria by DrMuzungu(m): 9:58am On Nov 18, 2023
igwebuike01:
Very good. Igbo pharmaceutical companies will take over production of those drugs

You mean those criminal Aba boys, or real pharmaceutical companies?
Family / Re: 4 Weeks After Kano Mass Wedding, Bride Yet To Move To Groom’s House by DrMuzungu(m): 9:43am On Nov 16, 2023
A good dose of c0ckomycine and everything will be just fine!
Investment / Re: Olusola Lawanson Adeeko Wanted For Absconding With Customers' $20M by DrMuzungu(m): 3:22pm On Nov 15, 2023
If she has 2 functioning brain cells, she prepared new identity (which is not too hard in Nigeria), rented property abroad in a country with less-stringent immigration control, distributed the money over several "untraceable" bank accounts, and will now live the remaining life in anonymity, enjoying the loot. Only if she was damn dumb will she just travel out with the money in briefcases.
Food / Re: S. Africa Has Fifth Most KFC Outlets In The World, Nigeria 38 -PIX by DrMuzungu(m): 8:15pm On Nov 14, 2023
My wife makes better chicken stripes and wings. So, fvck off, KFC.

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Car Talk / Re: Conversion Of Petrol Vehicles To CNG To Cost Between N300,000 To N600,000 – FG by DrMuzungu(m): 12:26pm On Nov 14, 2023
The key to SAFE use of gas to power petrol vehicles is to have competent installers, to maintain these systems regularly and to inspect them also regularly. If you fail to do any of these, every now and then we will have KABOOOOOOM

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Career / Re: How Nigerians Hustle To Put Food On The Table On A Daily Basis (video/pictures) by DrMuzungu(m): 12:22pm On Nov 14, 2023
Coolsperm:
Nobody is suffering, we Yoruba Muslims are very ok with Tinubu leadership, all this picture is ipob made, we Yoruba Muslims are ok and happy

Keep w@nking, dude.
Travel / Re: Saudi Cancels Visa Of Air Peace's 264 Passengers After Arriving In Jeddah by DrMuzungu(m): 8:40am On Nov 14, 2023
It is not yeeeegbos who are to be blamed. It is the oga at the top.

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