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Meeky: not at all.wud embrace the bosom with both hands and lip

U are a strong man... U can handle any size, be it watermelon abi na tangerine

sessytony: Permission to upload her pix has bn granted to u. Oya upload fast. I even heard one cluequeen dey mak camp commandant dey do frog job at d sight of her beauty. Even wen she attempted contesting for Miss NYSC, she was begged to be d chief job cos her beauty is beyond qualifications

well, u almost heard ryt. Who picture u wan upload? Nor go put hand for hot soup mk still dey fire o because me go jux dey look u until u fit remove hand frm d pot of hot soup.

ENIMONEY: surely Me sugar popsicles can affored baby food! It will be the icing on the cake sef! My fantasy abt marrying a rich old man will come to pass! #hehehehhee Evil grin.

Wishing you well babe... I swear, U rock!!

sessytony: Did she tell u we do communicate? Give me her phone number so dat i can ask her

U can ask her here na... Or na bad thg?

Cleoqueen: So where is your own hook up na? ...you are totally right... NL played a major role in preparing myself for osun..and as it turned out, osun ain't bad.

Äwish we were in d same place, shey me na for hook up wit u. because I hear say wetin u carry can mk a priest fight for d right to procreate ...dey say u r d fairest of dem all.

ENIMONEY: Na wa for this Samguine o! Don't dare come to Jos o, my bigbelly sugar daddies wit plenty hair for chest will have u for dinner. We go dey meet for neutral "Koro" because I even dey hot. Me am not teaching o, am under Faan! My job description includes, pinging, eating, gisting, 'doing', sleeping and exchanging numbers with creamy dudes#hehehehehehe.

Me will certainly not say anythg... Nothing at all bt jux play safe o because baby food dey cost #walks away whistling#

sessytony: Partly A and B

which implies that he is still asking her out bt she is yet to say Yes or No... U knw hw it is na

Samguine: a) You know who the lucky girl is, and she knows who you are, and both of you are good to go.

b) You know who the lucky girl is, and she knows who you are, but both of you are not good to go yet.

c) You know who the lucky girl is, but she doesn't know who you are, but both of you are good to go by Faith.

Which one succinctly describes the situation?

Lmao... Dude u funny

sessytony: Anyway, I for try oversit if u tell me. Since u no wan try am, I go just overlook d whole thing.

Okay okay... B4 u go con dey vex, ask cutiepie she go tell u d whole thing

sessytony: That means her beauty must be poisonous then. Na her beauty make oga ade confidence level turn to zero abi? I even heard she and custard they compete for colour. Fanta self no get mouth where traecey dey

Ah ah... Who tell u dt one, na cutiepie abi na Samguine? d person jux wan mk ur jaw drop... She is both fair in complexion & fair to look at o bt she nor yellow reach fanta... If she pass fanta, na serious albino she be na [I love dem albinos sha]

Skateboard: LOL

Broda, u talk truth... Dt rule make sense? If na u, u fit dey smile in d face of such a rule?

sessytony: Its a secret my guy. U self get secret u no wan tell me na.

Lmao... Anythg jux to know wt I am keeping. I go for tell u, bt as I said earlier, u won't undastand

sessytony: That traecey of a name sounds like she can trace my house address. Abeg me no want wahala oh. I heard her beauty is full.

Yea... Very full. I even heard its a beauty to die for. Ask adeDeji to confirm sha

Meeky: wetin now why d my name dey sweet u lyk dis

because u r d hawtest of all d guys... Lol

cutiepie01: Sessytony and DrphilAbd,if i catch u ppl ehn..u're seriously gossiping me here.

Hehehe... Thou hast seen nothing yet. Wen I start, u go run. Afta we finish 'talking' u, we may move to someone else... I'm thinkin Traecey then someone else...mayb a guy... E fit even be yokiti sef

sessytony: Na tuesday go determine if she will come or not. She neva show for nairaland self

How tuesday wan tk decide her movements?

sessytony: Ok oh. I am in lagos now. I will arrive abuja on monday evening

No wahala... Bring beta come frm Lagos for us o. BTW, SAFE JOURNEY

sessytony: Na lagos and nt abuja d finished product dey. And the cost of transporting and wharehousing the product is quite expensive. Just 165million naira

I nor want again... I ll jux spread my net here at Abj

sessytony: Has cutiepie told u she will also be coming around? U never inhale other aroma dey mak u say na d food u chop for house alone go sustain for d party wey u wan go. U never smell food wey go mak u vex break ur fasting abi?

Lol... Dis is Funny. I ll pray she shld come & believe me, my prayer dey move mountain.

segxi1960: Oh. Okay. It's after Berger. Directly opposite Nafdac (Wuse, Zone 5) and not far from Area 1.

Wuye is like Abuja central.

Kk... No wahala. D room na selfie?

sessytony: The journey is trekable. Wen do u plan coming? U can whattsap me for details. 08108636582

Dunno wen I ll be coming o. I fit jux wake up tomorrow, begin come. Na as the spirit leads I follow.

sessytony: Tah, na who dash una bakassi Na my hostel block be d real bakassi. D blocks at d end of d parade ground. Blck A1. Na we 1st enter camp na. A dey b4

I come una syd once to bathe o... Dose tyms wen water con be problem

sessytony: Haba, i av given him d addres na. He is free to come. Me don get already sown wife. Hope u knw a material still needs processing. Me done see finish product

Tony, na finished products me dey lyk too o. Wt ll happen is dis... U ll borrow me dis ur own 1st then try process anoda, wen u process dt one finish I go con return dis one bak & carry dt one... Aftaall we are brodas & we need each other to build d family... Hehehe.

Samguine: We weren't present at CDS

jux one day na im he query Una? Wetin dey do am sef, y body jux dey sweet am lyk dis?

Samguine: Tufiakwa

Tah!! U think say na u me wan visit? Na she me wan visit o

sessytony: Funny enuf, u fit no get her time cos better options fit surface . Have u seen cutiepie in person or pics b4?

I nor be Meeky or Samguine or Macuwon dt goes afta creamy chics... My radar once locked on one nor dey change... Hehehe (no hard feeling guys)

sessytony: gist me abegi. where was ur hostel wen in kubwa camp?

Tatafo... U wan hear gist mk fit block ur ear... Lol. Bakassi big hall. D big hall before d parade ground afta mami

sessytony: Ok oh, frm wherever u are, take a bus going to maraba. U stop at abacha rd. u will cross to d other side and tak a bike to 2 baba street or nccf corpers lodge. Its opposite abuja intl sch. The family house na mansion oh

Wow! D sch opposite d place dey tk corpers? Whr for Abacha rd I go stop, d junction abi Whr & hw much is d bike fare(to be cheated on my 1st day going dere fit be bad omen) ?

segxi1960: LOL. Perhaps you've heard of Finance quarters, Family Worship Centre.

nope... Abeg I'm new to Abj... Describe d place for me

sessytony: All i am saying is that shudnt b ur reason for coming. come with d motive of adding value to urself, growing up to b responsible, making impact to ur generation and importantly, b a shining light. I bliv cutiepie is nt surprised at all i wrote here

Hmmmn... This is inspiring! Abeg whr d family house dey for town?

segxi1960: Wuye.

na inside town be That?

traecey: yo spoilt...May God disrupt all set p(s) in Jesus name. Amen

Y praying 'bad' prayer for the guy na... Abeg leave him to arrange his p jhur... My guy, its ur life, Njoy responsibly