vedaxcool:
Op the Education sector is way beyond your intellect to comprehend, stick to arguing over roaches!

0ubenji:
OP..why do I av dis strange feeling ur Mom voted for Buhari??

Hassanah:
Pls z dere any OAU aspirant who has been posted?

2BB4CB3E:
lol OP
there is nothing you can do!
unless the woman should start to reason you herself
but if you want the woman (which i wont advice) but ure a man

this is what u will do:

be extremely nice to the girl! do it so much that the mum will get jealous
when she starts noticing you because ure a sweet guy to her daughter
take the mother out, form i want to know your family to the girl
if you can be conversant with the mother (i mean freely) get her to talk abt her singleness and how she copes! let her know that ure there for her!
create a friendly rapport with the woman that doesn't involve her child, this way u become her friend! hence opening the road
now that ure friends with the mum,
to get her to reason you as a man for her:
you need to act really matured, use style to be hinting that you love older women
admire her looks then slowly after many days of praising enter her dress, then her cooking, then her ass , u have to be very cunning with this

now you need to put the tot in her head and allow her to get comfortable with it. matured women are very mindful of shame, so when you take her out dont hide or act ashamed make her feel as if she is ur woman! allow her to question your intentions and correct them herself (noo he is my daughters bf) in her mind and gradually get comfortable with the idea of you and her being together
now you need an awkward moment with her to trigger ur target, lets me just take it that she doesn't drink( will have be easier if she does)
when she is in ur car tell her to please change the the track of the cd playing, now since ure close to her that request shouldn't be weird
when she places her hand on the radio to change it quickly place ur hands on hers form teasing her that she doesn't know how to do it! place ur hand on hers on the radio and allow it to linger for some seconds!
if you dont have a car, you guys are friends take her for a walk at the beach then hold her hand! if she relaxes and doesn't take away her hand
congratulation you have won her!

Ayindesegun10:
Bro, also an OAU aspirant but they never post me o

shurlar50:

Lol, I wish I was an alien tho...
There was an advertisement concerning screening which was pasted at Oau website last month buh it seems I might be misunderstanding the proceedings, Pls explain better to me bro:
Candidates who
made Obafemi
Awolowo
University, Ile-Ife
their first choice in
the 2016 UTME/DE and scored 200
and above are
hereby inform to
log on to Obafemi
Awolowo
University, Ile-Ife website (www.oauife.edu.ng ) or eportal.oauife.edu.ng for their admission screening. Note: The portal for the screening registration has not
been enabled. We will notify you when it becomes
available. Method Of Application Candidates are required to log on to University eportal and click on "2016 ADMISSION SCREENING-UTME/DE
APPLICANTS" using their JAMB Registration Numbers to
download RRR (Remita Retrieval Reference) and use it
to pay for Eportal Access Charge on Remita platform
which accepts cash payment via bank or master card.
Candidates can access the University eportal anywhere to effect payment in any branch of Banks. Candidates who are awaiting results are also eligible
to apply for the screening. Only awaiting result
candidates who applied within the specified period
will be allowed to upload their results when they are
released. Thereafter, candidates will be required to do the
following on the EPORTAL after payment has been
confirmed by Remita on the EPORTAL:
1. Update JAMB data
2. Upload SSCE result (WAEC or NECO)
3. Scan copy of certificate/online WAEC or NECO result (Statement of result from schools not allowed)
4. Upload picture (if not available)
5. Print Admission Screening Report Application Deadline Closing Date for screening of UTME candidate is 15th
July, 2016 while the Closing date for screening of
Direct Entry is 30th July, 2016. Candidates are required to bring copies of the
Admission Screening Report on resumption if
admitted. This exercise do not require physical presence of
candidates on OAU campus.

shurlar50:
please I cant access Oau website and the form closes on July 15, has anyone registered successfully?

olive282:
I was posted to unn...pharmacy

olive282:
I was posted to unn...pharmacy

4evergod2:



Muhammad was not even a prophet sent by God because it was his wife who convinced him to lie that it was God who spoke to him even when Muhammad insisted it was devils.

Tommylohlah:
In case you have wards looking for admission or perhaps processing OAU.......... this is for your information.......The OAU Admission Office has released her 2016/2017 screening Cut off. *_Using the 60:40 Waec/Jamb Ratio._*
Here are the respective cut off marks for each courses
1. Anthropology – 50.00
2 Archaelogy – 50.00
3 Botany – 51.16
4 Chemistry – 59.85
5 Computer Science – 58.15
6 Geography – 52.58
7 Geology – 54.27
8 Industrial Chemistry – 53.35
9 Mathematics – 54.76
10 Microbiology – 64.70
11 Physics – 55.91
12 Statistics – 54.29
13 Zoology – 53.17
14 Law – 71.10
15 Anthropology – 50.17
16 Arabic Language & Literature – 59.80
17 Archeaology – 50.66
18 Classics – 52.13
19 Communication & Lang. Arts – 68.52
20 E. Studies- French – 66.15
21 E. Studies- German – 60.12
22 E. Studies- Russian – 58.8
23 English Language & Literature – 68.90
24 History – 52.70
25 Islamic Studies – 61.60
26 Linguistics – 63.71
27 Linguistics - Igbo – 50.00
28 Linguistics - Yoruba – 55.43
29 Music – 53.91
30 Philosophy – 54.89
31 Religious Studies – 51.32
32 Theatre Arts – 68.91
33 Adult Education – 50.00
34 Educational Management – 50.00
35 Guidance & Counselling – 52.13
36 Health Education – 50.00
37 Human Kinetics – 50.00
38 LARIS – 53.15
39 T . Education- Arts – 56.16
40 English Education – 63.15
41 Yoruba Education – 53.21
42 Arabic Studies Education – 57.89
43 Islamic Studies Education – 53.31
44 French Education – 50.00
45 Christian Rel. Studies Education – 54.73
46 Communication & Lang. Arts Education – 61.32
47 History Education – 52.13
48 Early Childhood Education – 50.00
49 T. Education- Science – 53.00
50 Biology Education – 52.56
51 Chemistry Education – 53.16
52 Physics Education – 52.87
53 Mathematics Education – 51.13
54 T.Education-Social Sciences – 56.19
55 Economics Education – 59.12
56 Geography Education – 54.91
57 Political Science Education – 61.94
58 Special Education – 50.00
59 Pharmacy – 68.91
60 Biochemistry – 58.71
61 Dentistry – 67.91
62 Human Nutrition – 59.16
63 MBBS – 75.56
64 Medical Laboratory Science – 63.17
65 Nursing – 65.93
66 Physiology – 60.19
67 Physiotherapy – 65.88
68 Agric Economics – 53.21
69 Agric Extension & Rural Development – 53.01
70 Agronomy – 50.68
71 Animal Science – 50.00
72 Aquaculture & Fisheries Management – 50.00
73 Crop Protection & Env Biology – 50.00
74 Forest Resource Mgt – 50.00
75 Wildlife & Ecotourism Mgt – 50.00
76 Veterinary Medicine – 55.10
77 Economics – 68.03
78 Geography – 53.00
79 Political Science – 70.82
80 Psychology – 58.12
81 Sociology – 64.81
82 Agricultural & Environmental Engineering – 51.67
83 Civil Engineering – 58.97
84 Electrical & Electronics Engineering – 61.83
85 Food Technology – 55.98
86 Industrial & Production Engineering – 51.67
87 Mechanical Engineering – 58.96
88
Petroleum Engineering – 59.91
89 Wood Products Engineering – 50.05
MSG TEAM
It Is no longer news that the post utme of most universities have been cancelled (except those that have written)
Many aspirants have been wondering how the universities would use their utme score to get their aggregate score....many have concluded that they would increase the utme cutoff to 250,280 or whatsoever. But this is not the case.
It is your O'level results that would be used to get your cutoff
:C6 - 2pt, c5 - 4pt, c4- 6pt b3- 8pt B2- 10pt A1-12pt
For the 5 O'level subjects required for your course.
Each grade would be represent a point (refer to the quoted text) above.
*How to calculate your aggregate score*
1. Sum up all the points corresponding to the grades you have in your o'level
2. Divide your utme score by 8
3. Sum up 1 and 2.
4. Divide by 110
5. Multiply by 100

*Example*
Utme score- 230
O level results-. A1,B2,B3,C4 and C6
1. 230÷8= 29
2. A1= 12 points
B2= 10 points
B3= 8 points
C4= 6 points
C6= 2 points
Total= 38 points
3. 29+38=67
4. 67/110= 0.61
5. 0.61* 100= 61%

Good Luck

sexilia:
Nigerian gvt n education minister should be ashamed of themselves. They did a good job by scrapping it at first but sucumb to some corrupt individuals who said the school uses the money to take care of d schools issues. Paying to screened is like paying to be interview for a job. Y can't jamb just send admission to those who merrit it or can't only those given addmision be the one to go for d screening? All they know is exploit d poor masses and nothing is done about it; no protest, nothing.