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Some should call 911

Chaii! Omo see concept. Infact i will try that of letter to a gal i love but dont know how to approche her and deef and dump play i know it gonna be fun

CrazyMan: He made the statement on a wednesday.

if u are sure of ur answer then analyse it 4 me

[quote author=Area_boy]No one prove anything. quack scientists and scientist are not the same. pseudo science and science is not the same.

dont get it twisted mate . It is a shame that at the day and age in time you still think the way you do

All religions are made up. from imagination of common human beings like you and me. Some made up well (Buddhism) others are plain bullshit and full of plagiarism (Christianity/Islam). Either way, all of them are MADE UP!!. nuff said[/quote]myopic view

acctually my girlfriend ask me this question as asignment.lol i spend good 2days without a reasonable answer to it. I beg the MODS to help take it to pront page i want to suprise her. Tnx

How fast can you go? A Teacher said to his
Students,
How I wish yesterday was tomorrow, today could
have been Friday.....
On what day did the teacher make this Statement?

lets see the smart ones

How fast can you go? A Teacher said to his Students,
How I wish yesterday was tomorrow, today could
have been Friday.....
On what day did the teacher make this Statement?

U will never understand. Even the so called scientist prove the existancy of Islam

No wonder ur username is pastor. But i think u know scientist are more sturbun to pastors? They are the one who prove it

UPUA 2012/2013 SCHOLARSHIP This is to inform
students of Urhobo origin of the Delta State
University, Abraka that the Urhobo Progress Union
America (UPUA), a charitable organization, is set to
award scholarship to indigent Urhobo students of
the University.
This gesture of the organization stems from its
effort to improve the quality of Urhobo human
capital development through education. The UPUA
is organized exclusively for charitable, scientific,
literary and educational purposes to assist Urhobo
students of educational institutions by providing
financial aid and scholarship to enable them
improve and develop their capabilities for the
benefit of Urhoboland and the world at large.
Eligibility All Applicants must:
1. Demonstrate academic industriousness with at
least an average score of grade “B” (or its
equivalent) in all subjects within the preceding
two semesters.
Note: Written proof of scores must be submitted
with the scholarship application form.
2. Be already enrolled at DELSU and just have
completed at least two semesters. Note: those still
seeking admission are not eligible.
3. Be Urhobo by birth either paternally or
maternally.
4. Demonstrate a dire need for financial assistance
without which the student cannot complete the
university programme.
5. Must NOT be a relative of any staff of DELSU.
6. Must NOT be a relative of a member of UPUA’s
Executive committee or UPUA”S Board of Trustees.
7. Must NOT be a relative of any Urhobo person
who resides abroad particularly in North America.
NOTE: “Relative” above includes all individuals
within the degrees of blood relationship up to
maternal or paternal third cousins. Interested
applicants are to collect application forms from
the:
Office of the Deputy Vice-Chancellor (Admin.),
Delta State University, Abraka.
For more undergraduate and postgraduate
scholarships opportunities, visit : http://
www.collegemarket.com.ng/category/
scholarships-uncategorized/

What do u think u mean?

Any answer should be well explain with the numbers accordingly

True or false?
I must put these on education bcox it's educative.
FACTS ABOUT WOMEN, ALL IN ONE PIECE:
1. A woman is such a school u'll never graduate from.
2. A woman is not like 'detol advert', if u don't take
care of her...others will.
3. Your wedding certificate with her is not a"driving
lincense"; its just a"learners permit"!
4. It takes time for a woman to trust a man, its hard to
change when she does, but if u mess it up, u might
just forget it.
5. She can be a very bitter pill, and a very sweet
angel, it all lies in ur approach.
6. A woman hardly forget things; she remembers
hurts more, avoid making her hurt.
7. A woman can be highly secretive..most times when
they prove hard to men, they go to their closet and
friends to cry!
8. ALL Women 'loves' to be begged! They love it more
than they love men often!
9. When a woman is angry, over half of what she
says- she doesn't mean dem..
10. The most difficult time for a woman is when she is
away from the man she loves.

Do you know why we tour around the Ka’aba
“Anticlockwise”?
Do you know why the Tawaf around the
Ka’aba is “Anticlockwise”?
Modern Science has proved many things that
confirms the importance of Tawaaf around
the Ka’aba “Anticlockwise.”
1) The Blood inside the human body begins
its circulation “Anticlockwise”
2) The electrons of an atom revolve around its
nucleus in the same manner as making
Tawaf, in an anti-clockwise direction.
Considering the globe as a whole, you will
notice that:
3) that the moon revolves around the earth
anti-clockwise.
4) The earth rotates around its own axis in an
anti-clockwise direction.
5) The earth revolves around the sun in an
anti-clockwise direction.
6) The planets of the Solar system revolve
around the sun in an anti-clockwise direction.
7)The Sun along with its whole Solar system
orbit in the galaxy in an anti-clockwise
direction.
All the galaxies orbit in the space in an anti-
clockwise direction.
That is: When we revolve around the Ka’aba
we are orbiting in the same direction as the
whole universe.
Worshipping Allah in one direction.
Praising Allah in one direction.
And all the creations of Allah from the tiniest
particles, to the largest galaxies, along with
the human race unite in praise of Allah.
When we tour around the Ka’aba, we are
travelling in the land travelled by all the
prophets of Allah from the prophet Adam (A.S)
to the prophet Mohamed (Sallallahu Alaihi
Wasallam)
the Ka’aba in Makkah is never free from
circumbulators. “Know that the world has
come to an end when no soul will
circlembulate the holy Kaaba.”
But you will never find in the way of Allah any
change, and you will never find in the way of
Allah any alteration.
-35:43

Well, my only suggestion is to put ur hands in ur pocket anytime it start oboying the law of gravity. I apply this principles atimes. Cheers

who get this right is da boss
BRAIN TEASER!
I am an 8 letter word. I am kept secret by everyone.
My
234 letters spell an animal . My 45678 is a weapon.
My
128 is used for writing an exam and 1234 is usually
an outcome of an exam. My 34 letters are same.
What am I?
Genuine responds is needed pls

Nobody has the “perfect” body. We all have one
area or the other that gives us concern. Here are a
few things you should know to enable you choose
clothing that will give you a slimmer looking
frame.
Don’t wear baggy clothes.
Many women believe the answer to looking
thinner is to cover up their figure flaws. That’s
absolutely not the case. A lot of baggy clothes will
just make you look bulkier. Choose fitted garments
that skim your body, but are not clingy.
Wear tunics.
Tunics are very popular right now, and they flatter
most figures, particularly if you are carrying extra
weight around your middle.
Go for high heels.
To make you legs look longer and leaner, don’t
wear flats. Select shoes with a heel at least 1-1/2″
high.
Choose boot-cut jeans.
Even though skinny jeans are all the rage, a pair of
boot cut jeans are particularly flattering if you
have full thighs and hips.
Avoid darts and pleats.
With darts and pleats, your clothes don’t sit flat on
your body and make it appear you are carrying
extra weight.
Select dark colors.
Everyone knows that black is slimming, but you
can also choose colors such as chocolate brown,
deep burgundy and navy.
Put your hair up.
An up-do will make your face look thinner and
your neck look longer. Even a ponytail for a casual
look will make you look thinner.
Skip the belt.
If you have a thick waist, don’t draw attention to it.
Instead choose a flattering neckline to draw the
attention away from your middle.
Try full tops.
If you are pear-shaped and have thick thighs and
hips, choose a pair of streamlined pants or a
straight skirt paired with a full top.
Accentuate the positive.
Everyone has something about their body they
don’t like. Find something about your body that
you love. If you hate your thighs but love your
arms — pick a sleeveless dress to show off your
arms but which also has an A-line skirt to cover
your thighs.
Guys urs is coming soon stay tune

There are four verses in the Christian Bible that
state that God will make, or has made in a
prophetic sense, a new earth. So being curious I
asked, If all the saved are going to go to heaven
after death then why is there going to be a new
earth?
Here are the scriptures that mention the new
earth.
Isaiah 65:17
“For behold, I create new heavens and a new
earth; And the former shall not be remembered or
come to mind.”
Isaiah 66:22
“For as the new heavens and the new earth Which
I will make shall remain before Me,” says Yahweh,
“So shall your descendants and your name
remain.”
2 Peter 3:13
“Nevertheless we, according to His promise, look
for new heavens and a new earth in which
righteousness dwells.”
Revelation 21:1
“Now I saw a new heaven and a new earth, for the
first heaven and the first earth had passed away.
Also there was no more sea. 2 Then I, John, saw
the holy city, New Jerusalem, coming down out of
heaven from God, prepared as a bride adorned for
her husband.”
Revelation 3:12b
“the name of the city of my God, which is new
Jerusalem, which cometh down out of heaven from
my God”
My deductions about the verses in the bibile:
1. The dead are still dead , both wicked, rich,
good , poor , small and great.
2. Christ arrives with the trump sound of the arch
angel
3. The dead in Christ are raised first with immortal
bodies
4. We who are alive will meet the Lord in the air
and our bodies will be changed to immortal in the
twinkling of an eye.
5. Then Christ comes with us to earth to judge the
wicked
6. After judgement, the wicked are punished,
destroyed and cut off from the earth, together with
Satan and his demons.
7. The earth is made new
8. We dwell in this new earth with Christ as our
king forever.
Christains,do u belived?

They are ashame. They know the truth

Ever since its release, the Blackberry Z10 has been
making waves all over the world with many
people rushing to stores to buy this new phone.
Here are a few reasons why you might want to join
the club.
1. BlackBerry Hub. BlackBerry Hub is the new
messaging center on the Z10 and within the BB10
operating system. Calling it a “hub” was a good
choice of words, as the BlackBerry Hub is the core
of the Z10′s communications powers. Every type of
message is funneled into the Hub, which includes
email, text messages, instant messaging, social
networking and so on. Giving users one place to
see absolutely all their messages makes it a
powerful and convenient tool.
2. Software keyboard. BlackBerry spent a lot of
time rethinking the software keyboard for the Z10,
and it shows. This keyboard is much better than
the ones BlackBerry offered on devices such as the
Storm or Torch. The keyboard is accurate and
quick though it takes a little getting used to. Added
features such as the word prediction are really
helpful.
3. Browser. There’s no doubt that the BB10
browser is a major improvement over older
BlackBerry browsers. It is quick and efficient at
rendering both mobile-optimized and full-HTML
web sites. It also supports other features such as
multiple tabs and private browsing.
4. Hardware. It is not the best-looking or the
highest-quality smartphone ever made, but
BlackBerry got the basics of the Z10 just right. It
has a good size and weight to it, the screen offers
enough space for whatever you need to do, and
features such as a removable battery and memory
card stand in stark contrast to the many
smartphones that don’t offer such flexibility.
5. Screen sharing. The Z10 is able to share its
screen with other BB10 devices via BlackBerry
Messenger. You can also share videos through this
medium. This is an extremely useful feature that
BlackBerry was smart to include.
6. High resolution display: The 4.2 inch Z10 LCD
screen boasts 1280×768 pixels WXGA HD resolution
display with 356 ppi meaning more color and
crisper visuals.
7, Camera Quality: The Z10 features an 8-
megapixel rear camera, which takes good pictures
that users can proudly upload to Facebook or
Twitter, and also records solid 1080p HD video.
The same goes for the 2-megapixel front camera,
which also shoots 720p HD video. The camera’s
software offers users a variety of features and
options like the continuous shooting mode that
lets users take a large number of pictures in quick
succession.
8, More Attractive Design: The very design of the
Z10 is also much improved. The new device looks a
lot like an iPhone, but is slightly larger and still
holds onto BlackBerry identity.
It also offers slightly textured backing to give you a
better grip on your phone, making it less likely for
it to slip out of your hand.
9, More advanced operating system:
BlackBerry 10 is the fresh operating system which
the Z10 functions on. BlackBerry 10 has been
loaded with a lot more applications than
BlackBerry users had access to before. One of the
100,000 apps of which the Z10 allows access to is
the much coveted photo sharing app,Instagram.
10, Time Shift: This is perhaps the most hyped
feature of the Z10. It basically allows the user to
find a time when the photo subject had a more
photo worthy look. Time Shift allows you to take a
few photos, then rewind and fast forward to find
the perfect pose or smile before.
All these and more make the BlackBerry Z10 a
must buy for phone lovers all over the world.

I have watched with patient annoyance, I have
listen with patient distress, to the sights and
sounds of our dear actress turn singer Tonto Dikeh.
Like many others, I chose not to talk about her but
I was forced to know how wrong I was for keeping
silent by the words of Alibaba and OJB, two
eminent personalities that means a lot to the
entertainment industry.
Alibaba once tweeted “Playing a song of an
artiste that you know is not good enough is no
encouragement you are spoiling the market”, I
don’t know what he had in mind. In an online
interview with OJB he said
Foremost, I must say I admire Tonto Dikeh’s
confidence and doggedness, but to what avail is it
when used in a wrong way. A cutlass is a good tool
in the hand of a farmer, without which we cannot
get food to it, but that same cutlass can kill!
Despite her confidence there should be substance.
Is music so hard to learn that she cannot even get
average in a year?
Tonto Dikeh has a well publicised relationship with
one of Africa’s best music producers, DON JAZZY.
She once took to twitter to say she was deflowered
by DON JAZZY and he replied saying “Me wey I still
be V”. I don’t care about what they had together,
my point is this, she enjoys a very good
relationship with Don Jazzy, making it easy for her
to have approached DON Jazzy if she truly wanted
to make some good music. My opinion is this, it is
either Don Jazzy already told her she cannot sing
or she personally knows she can’t and decides not
to talk about it to Don Jazzy.
Many upcoming artistes out there have seen their
career rescinded due to annoying words from, DJs,
Media personnel and the likes and yet they make
music that are 10 times better than that of Tonto
Dikeh. The only difference is that she was a star
before she started singing making it is obvious that
all we worship in the entertainment industry is
money and fame not True talent and ability.
If a lady with the world at her feet and the cream
of the industry at her beck and call, comes up with
a song as poor as “HI” (Auto tune on a false tone
(falsetto), how woeful?) and we accepted it, While
there are several up and coming acts out there
that can make music has good as that of Wizkid (I
have met a lot that are better) still roaming the
streets.
This makes me wonder if Nigerian music has a
body in place to monitor the type of music
produced and released to the market. I am not
against Tonto Dikeh singing, I am against her
singing NONSENSE! If she can learn to sing well I’d
be the first to clap for her once it is good music.
Several individuals in several capacities have built
Nigerian Entertainment Industry (especially the
music sector) to this point of international
recognition. Should we watch with folded arms as
someone crumbles it recklessly? Is it true that we
only work for money not passion in this industry?
Will the labour of our heroes (and heroines) past
go in vain. We have to stand up and support good
music! True talent and a not just desire to be
popular, a lust for fame! Let us remember that
injustice anywhere is a threat to justice
everywhere, Tonto Dikeh has to be stopped for the
sake of the talented youths out there!
Source: Nigeriafilms

Let him finish his/her poo inside the gold seat afterall na thesame ground we go enter,na thesame termite will chop him. i dont care. Allah know best...

It helps alot.

[quote author=Chino_anyi]sory cuse of work ve been busy movin 4rm town to town, i shud b at home on tues n i wil post all wat u ned ok, i want to post dem wit pictures so u wil understand beta dats y, tuesday u wil surely see it.

4now let her b takin dat Asthmanol 2 tablet every 8pm n in one wek let her reduce it to 1 tablet cuse 2 s too much 4her, or let her take 1 n see ow it works 4 her n continue, make sure its taken 8 oclock cuse it take rofly 1 hour 30min n more to digest in d system ,dat means it wil start workin wen she s at bed 4rm 10pm , if she takes it afta 10 pm she wont b able to ve a gud nite till 1am dats how d med woks.

dont wory i will show u more tues wen am back 2Lag 4rm work, b strong n help her too, am an asthma patient but am much more beta now, dats wat i wil tell u more tuesday.. ve a gud nite[/quote]thanks am waiting and i told her all the procedure

i satisfy him always with SEX. He got what he actually want. Am sorry he wanna change the taste. No offence

tnx very much i appreciate it.
Cant wait to see the post to tell her and g the 8pm medicine b4 bed, i told her and she will start it today

SLIDE waxie: after my FIRST mistake where i was DECIEVED to loosing my virginty, i av vowed to make it MY ONLY mistake! I will never date anyone who will not marry me!
Mind u, i refused guys since then, all u see around me are frnds and toasters!

lwkmd another lie guys take not

it is exactely 2:00am when my elder sister wake up with asthma breathing very difficultly, she's been asthmatic since her childhood but this is the worse ever happen to her, we stand helpless with nothing to do or render her to calm the asthma down, we all thing she will kick the bucket. around 3:30am, something came up my mind to check her hand bag and fortunately i found the asthma drugs and gave her by the grace of God she calm down within 20min.
My question here is do u find it important to keep drugs at home? If yes do u experience such? Lets hear ur view

ewet: What do you expect? with all tht money on offer,do you thnk she did it for the love of ALLAH? hell no!

she's also a millionaire bros. Who ever Allah shows light to, nobody on earth can show dack vice-versa

for me, thats my habit and i feel good anytime i take 1 full glass of H20 in the morning give it a try and tell me the result.
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Out Of 5,497, 10 AAUA Students Bagged First
Class!!!
APRIL 4, 2013 UNIVERSITIES 0 COMMENTS
Ten out of the 5,497 students that graduated in the
2009/2010 and 2011/2012 sessions of the
Adekunle Ajasin University, Akungba-Akoko ( AAUA),
Ondo State, bagged first class.
Addressing journalists before the convocation
ceremony, the Vice-Chancellor, Professor Femi
Mimiko, gave the break down of the graduating
students as follows: 4,874 will receive first degree,
292 will be conferred with post-graduate diploma,
327 will get master’s degree and four will go home
with PhD. Of the 4,874 to obtain first degree, 10 are
in first class category, 343 second class upper,
3,294 second class lower, 693 third class and 34
pass.
One unique feature in the 4th AAUA convocation
ceremony was the delivery of the convocation
lecture in Yoruba language by an eminent professor
from the University of Ibadan, Akinwumi Isola.
Also, the choice of the honorary awardees was
different as three eminent achievers – Bishop
Bolanle Gbonigi, retired bishop of the Anglican
Communion of Akure Diocese; Professor Toyin
Falola, a distinguished professor of African Studies;
and Major General OlufemiOlutoye (rtd), a former
member of the Supreme Military Council and also a
former federal commissioner, were honoured.
In his address, the visitor to the university, Dr.
Olusegun Mimiko gavekudos to the university for
running an uninterrupted academic calendar for
the three sessions. Dr. Mimiko also lauded the
efforts of the university management for the
different developmental projects going on in the
school, part of which he commissioned before he
left.
Out Of 5,497, 10 AAUA Students Bagged First
Class!!!

Dozens of penitents were nailed to crosses in the
Philippines on Friday in an annual re-enactment of
the suffering and death of Jesus Christ.
Hundreds more whipped their backs bloody as
penance or thanksgiving throughout the
predominantly Catholic country on Good Friday,
which marks the day Jesus died on the cross.
The Good Friday rituals are the highlight of Easter
celebrations in the Philippines, where more than 80
per cent of the estimated 94 million people are
Roman Catholic.
Thousands of devotees and tourists flocked to San
Fernando city in Pampanga province, 60 kilometres
north of Manila, where more than 30 men had
signed up to be nailed to crosses.
Wilfredo Salvador, a 57-year-old fishpond worker,
said he began to join the crucifixions seven years
ago as thanksgiving “for all the miracles” in his life.
“I also want to atone for my sins,” he said after 7.5-
centimetre nails were hammered to his palms in
the village of San Juan. “God has been good to me
and I want to thank him.”
Salvador said he will have himself crucified every
year for as long as he can: “I will accept whatever
the Lord gives me and I will sacrifice as long as my
strength allows me.”
The Roman Catholic Church frowns on the bloody
rituals and has urged devotees to instead
participate in masses, vigils and other official
celebrations in their parishes.
Sapa-dpa
Photos by Reuters/AFP
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