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 Romance › Re: Why Some Girls Dont Wear Pant? by ds700(m): 12:52am On Nov 15, 2010 |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Romance Joke by ds700(op): 11:06pm On Nov 14, 2010 |
2 men were searching for their lost wife in a festival. Banta: What does your wife look like?Santa: She is 5'7?, 36-24-36 sexy figure,fair, sweet, beautiful, green sexy eyes, brown hair, and yours?Banta: Forget mine, let us look for yours, |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Romance Joke by ds700(op): 11:04pm On Nov 14, 2010 |
A man was dying of cancer. His son asked him: dad why do you keep on telling everyone that your dying of AIDS. He replied:“So that when i die no 1 will touch ur mom” |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Romance Joke by ds700(op): 11:03pm On Nov 14, 2010 |
Doctors recommend that men reduce the risk of getting diabetes by having their dick sucked. It is said that regular sucking of the dick lowers the sweetness level that tends to build up in the penis area. The dick must be sucked as often as the sweetness level rises. Help men fight diabetes today. WOMen; do your part, and suck a dick now!! This message is from the Ministry of Health 'IN THE FIGHT AGAINST DIABETES' 1 Like |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Romance Joke by ds700(op): 11:02pm On Nov 14, 2010 |
Husband and his young wife were not on good terms. In fact the wife was convinced that he was carrying on with the pretty housemaid, so she laid a trap. One evening she suddenly sent Ekaette home for the weekend, and didn't inform the husband.That night when they went to bed, the husband gave the old story: "Excuse me my dear, my stomach," and disappeared towards the bathroom. The wife promptly dashed along the along the corridor, up the back stairs, into the maid's bed. She just had time to switch the lights off when in he came silently, He wasted no time or words but quickly took out his willy, and got on top of her. When he finished and still panting, the wife said " You didn't expect to find me in this bed did you!!" and switched on the light. "No madam, said d gardener |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Romance Joke by ds700(op): 11:00pm On Nov 14, 2010 |
get this particular restaurant wey i dey always chop for Port harcourt, e get one oyinbo wey dey always com chop there too. any time wey dis oyinbo chop finish he go shout "Hey, so i wonder wetin dey make am shout, i decide to chop wetin the oyinbo dey always chop so i go shout too. When i reach there the next day i order wetin the man dey always chop, them tell me say na chicken and red wine so i chop am i no shout, i collect extra plate i no still shout,na then i just vex so i ask for my bill,the waiter tell me say one plate of chicken na N30,000 and red wine na N15,000 then the extra plate na N20,000 na then i shout heyyyyyyyyyy! heyyyyyyyyyyyy!! heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Romance Joke by ds700(op): 10:59pm On Nov 14, 2010 |
A guy wanted 2 have sex wit a girl bt he was ashamed of his small dick so he put off d light, dey started wit kissing and all dat, den he put his dick in her hand, quickly she said2 him: No tanks I don't smoke cigarette! Lwbmdh, Good night Peeps |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Romance Joke by ds700(op): 10:57pm On Nov 14, 2010 |
an igbo man who makes caskets was going to deliver one of his coffins when his car broke down. trying not to be late, he put the coffin on his head and began heading to his destination. the nigerian police saw him and wanted to make some money of him so they challenged him."where u dey carry dat tin go?trust an igbo man."i no like the place where dem bury me so i dey try relocate"omo police no wait o!!see running, 1 Like |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Romance Joke by ds700(op): 10:56pm On Nov 14, 2010 |
Parrot swallowed viagra. Disgusted owner put it in the freezer 2 cool off. Later,owner opened freezer n found parrot sweating profusely-He asked,"How come you are sweating?" Parrot replied "Do you know how fucking hard it is 2 open d legs of a frozen chicken?! " 1 Like 1 Share |
| Romance › Re: Lolz! Market Girl Is In Love With Me by ds700(m): 10:50pm On Nov 14, 2010 |
maedan:TRUE TALK, DESPERATE ONES COULD GO ANY LENGTH TO ACHIEVE THEIR SELFISH INTEREST EVEN "CHARMING" OR LURING YOU TO IMPREGNATE THEM, (God saved me ) BE CAREFUL GUY. |
| Romance › Re: Lolz! Market Girl Is In Love With Me by ds700(m): 10:27pm On Nov 14, 2010 |
Mr. Poster, it's just as if you posted my story. Without editing, all you typed here is exactly my story, ie, being single, a good cook, inability to price etc. This particular girl that buys my ingredients dabbled into my street, haven discovered my place decided to peep-in. As a And as i was asking her some few questions my hands were busy on her bosoms, then goes my mouth, as I was about to go in between her thighs she stopped me and softly told me that she is still a virgin(surprise no. 1) She then told me that she is afraid that penetration might be painful (surprise no. 2) So i backed off, since i was able to decode that she haven't got such opportunity to be laid and myself also haven't got an opportunity to "disvigin" so i had to let go. AM GLAD I NEVER DID, BECAUSE BREAKING UP WITH A GIRL LIKE HER COULD BE PRACTICALLY IMPOSSIBLE (SHE MIGHT CRY HER EYE OUT) "Except if you have seen any possibility of staying hooked. PLEASE DON'T BREAK HER HEART SHE WILL NOT LET YOU GO IF YOU EVENTUALLY SHOW INTEREST/ DIG HER. |
| Romance › Re: She Is A Wife Material But Still Seeking University Admission At 24 by ds700(m): 12:54pm On Nov 12, 2010 |
Ujujoan:Pls expatiate, i want to learn. |
| Romance › Re: She Is A Wife Material But Still Seeking University Admission At 24 by ds700(m): 8:43pm On Nov 11, 2010 |
If they are considerably compatible your friend should go ahead and marry her if actually he is ready and capable of that. When this is in place she can go for part time studies. That is my own take. |
| Romance › Re: Smart Girlfriends Can Have Orgasm And Money Without Their Boyfriends by ds700(m): 11:22pm On Nov 06, 2010 |
passing. |
| Romance › Re: What Do Women Do, That Pisses You Off? by ds700(m): 10:07pm On Nov 02, 2010 |
When ask to make use of ur valuable and then give them to their friends/relatives. 2 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Plz Beware Of Girls With Bids On Their Waist,they Are Evil.its Confirmed by ds700(m): 9:50pm On Nov 02, 2010 |
Though everybody has made it a fashion, but the origin is not far from the poster's view. |
| Romance › Re: Should I Go Back To My Ex? by ds700(m): 9:39pm On Oct 29, 2010 |
b4 u re-consider him, consider this, wot if he didn't change/u couldn't change him, CAN YOU OVERLOOK dis weakness and remain happily married to him? IF YES PROCEED but if know please do the other wise. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Romance Joke by ds700(op): 7:21am On Oct 27, 2010 |
A boy takes a girl 4 a date. She orders costly champagne, oysters, lobsters etc. Boy asks: "Do you eat like this at ur mom's house?Girl says: "No! because my mom doesn't plan to Bleep me later. 1 Like 1 Share |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Romance Joke by ds700(op): 7:21am On Oct 27, 2010 |
Husband and wife meets in heaven. Wife says: we are finally together again, husband says: woman, I'm free, the deal was till death do us part. cheii! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Romance Joke by ds700(op): 7:20am On Oct 27, 2010 |
Teacher: John, If u have 12 chocolates & u give 5 to DONA, 3 to ALICE & 4 to ROMA then what will u get? JOHN: 3 new Girlfriends. |
| Jokes Etc › Romance Joke by ds700(op): 7:15am On Oct 27, 2010 |
A 9ja boy in Europe called his mum & told her dat he just contacted HIV-AIDS. His mother knelt down & started begging him not to ever come back home, He simply asked why & his mum said, if you come back, ur wife go get HIV too, she go pass am to John, your younger broda. If John get am, dat means our house girl don get am, she self go pass am to ur papa, this means I go get am too. As I get am so, our driver don get, n thru Mike our driver, ur sister don get am. 2 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Madly In Love by ds700(m): 3:03pm On Oct 26, 2010 |
wait, subject it to the test of time. 1. to be very sure of ur feelings for her. 2. for situation to arrange itself for you to move inn. |
| Romance › Re: Warning Signs That He Isn’t The One For You by ds700(m): 4:42pm On Oct 24, 2010 |
justwise:passing, |
| Romance › Re: Nigeria Guys Are Cheap, Hungry And Gold Diggers by ds700(m): 4:36pm On Oct 24, 2010 |
johnterry4:Word*** In as much as i totally disapproves womanizing by men, but the fact still remains that a woman shouldn't capitalize on how men go about their escapades otherwise she go hearam. |
| Romance › Re: d by ds700(m): 9:53pm On Oct 23, 2010 |
Omolola1:Birds of same feathers they say, congregate together. |
| Romance › Re: I Will Never Marry A Slim Woman! by ds700(m): 7:58pm On Oct 23, 2010*. Modified: 9:04pm On Jul 24, 2013 |
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| Romance › Re: I Hate Men! by ds700(m): 8:30am On Oct 21, 2010 |
Omolola1:Here am i, the only good guy on NL. I guess the poster just got done with a terrible Now I've learnt my lesson, not as if am dating an angel, but I apply wisdom n expect come what may. **** PRAY THAT GOD GIVES YOU A GUY LIKE ME AND YOU WILL DEFINITELY MODIFY YOUR POST. (JOKING O O O O !) |
| Romance › Re: She Failed My Test by ds700(m): 7:52am On Oct 18, 2010 |
That you testing methodology is too expensive, Women enjoyed it when they are being wooed, hardly will you see a woman that woundn't do that, IT IS CALLED FLIRTING ! mostly done by women online, she hasn't succumbed yet regardless of whatesoever she says bet you to her its only "an internet game" Judging by ur words here i saw her in person and liked her. After some months in the States i came back to Nigeria again with a whole lot of shopping i did for her, i bought her almost everything a girl could desire to have. we later went for medical test and everything was fine, the same day i took her to a joint and proposed to her which she accepted and we were happy, later i went to her house and saw her parents, I really liked her family because i found out that they're God fearing people.This fire you are about to put up could burn your emotions, you will still be the one to come back begging. PERSONALLY AM AGAINST SUCH TESTING CUS THE Human being I KNOW IS LIKELY TO FAIL ! TESTING A WOMAN WITH SUCH IS LIKE TESTING A MAN WITH MONEY, HE MIGHT FAIL EVEN WHEN HE IS NOT A THIEF. GOOD DAY. |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Odunnu Please Read Dis by ds700(m): 12:05am On Oct 11, 2010 |
190:Sure to be disappointed, read my signature. I am at peace with other people's opinion of me! NOTE: AM NOT PERFECT!! |
but try not to get too close to a girl esp one who is so emotionally fragile. I always warn guys, don't encourage a girl for what ever reason. I mean don't start what you can't finish. Many guys are stuck with marrying a pregnant girl they never dreamed of settling down with. A word is enough for the wise 
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