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Wait, how much is the said Nokia phone? Why not save your 1000 Njoku, and add to it to get another phone.

sheunflexy:
if not for the other guy that followed him,he wanted to smack an iron chair on the guy head oooo,thank God he was prevented sha.

I still don't get why people get pissed at the outsider. The worst you should do is order him/her out of your house (if the act was happening there)

I have heard of guys getting hurt in this kinda situation especially in the US.

Picture this. The guy screwing your wife or gf carries a gun legally. You come in and start raining punches. Guy pulls out gun and blast your head claiming self defence. Your friend comes on Nairaland and warns others of the dangers of assaulting your "spouse screwer". We all write RIP

Life goes on. Your spouse mourns for a while and continues to screw whoever whenever however

searching4love:


AFTER DOING YANGA IN HER 20'S FOR SERIOUS MINDED MEN NOW YOU ARE DESPERATELY IN NEED OF ANY MAN THAT COMES YOUR WAY

THIS IS THE FATE THAT AWAITS ALL YOU NIGERIAN GIRLS WHO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF MEN WHO MEAN WELL


MANY OF YOU WILL REACH MENOPAUSE WITHOUT ATTRACTING ANY SUITORS

NO SANE MAN WILL MARRY A HARLOT WHO HAS SLEPT WITH UNCOUNTABLE MEN IN HER YOUNGER YEARS

BUNCH OF HOPELESS HOES

#team foreign girls

Why is it that people always blame the the lady for being choosy? What if she is a victim of one of those long time relationship where the guy bailed out at the last hour.

I like the backpack.

deleskizy:
It will forever by Ogbeche. After that deceitful bicycle kick against Scotland, he ended compounding Nigeria's nightmare in Japan/Korea 2002.

Haha...u sef remember the kick.

If u were doubting the meeting before this then u must be very naive. This is an information-driven age where anyone can refute a false claim within minutes. Why will APC be so dumb to claim that they met with Tony Blair if they didn't?

So if u wan use pesin lie, na this kain calibre u go use, especially when u know say your bubble can be bursted easily?

Sometimes I doubt if Fayose is really putting out all these statements (Sadly he is). He must be really scared of going to jail if Buhari wins.

usernamez:

Lemme buy another land here 

, seems one plot isn't enough for d mighty building m about to build...

First come... first serve things.

Don't be jealous of my wealth rather struggle to do better..

JUST BEING FUNNY

BTW.... Marriage of two wealthy pipo don't last long if it's based on how rich/wealthy they are b4 marriage BUT may last if it's based on true love AND Laster based on both FINALLY Lastest based on God's choice

Buhahahahhahaha.....
I thought I should help your market as nobody dey laugh at your joke

Do we have the e-version or more preferably the audio version for lazy somebody like me?

firstEVA:
which are you familiar with?

May be na hyperbole

I just finished listening to Tabula Rasa (his new album) and I wish it is more than 11 songs long. He is a rare talent for sure.

I had been wondering why the guy was missing from the team all the while. I am guessing he was injured or out of form. Ike Uche is a skillful player who has an eye for goal as we have seen with Villarreal this season. Every time I see Musa display his folly on the pitch, my mind goes back to Ik and why he is not in the team. Keshi should give him a chance in the team and he will surely not disappoint.

On a side not, where is Kalu Uche, IK's brother. He seemed descent playing from the midfield in the past. Naija and lack of continuityy.

Good points you made op.
As for me, a playmaker is definitely needed. Haruna, Rabiu or Nacho will do.
Defence is crap. Echiejile should watch the wcup on tv. Efe should still make the team or is it bench?
In attack, Ideye can also stay at home. Musa can come in for he last 20mins and cause some trouble with his pace. Ameobi should also be in Brazil.

I will join you guys soon...

mimopel: Dats nt true, we mingle wit outsyd pple..in as much as dey re christian, Godfearing pple, church is nt against it, bsyd my life is nt my church! Evry body is allowed to live is or let life jst do wat is right b4 God nd dats fine by dem!!...funny, hav got lotta men friends frm other dominatns

I dey suspect you. You be shallow life

Kolade9: some people dey take the thread serious sha

Some people will believe anything....they cannot even recognise a joke when they see one

Big.game:
Bros have you considered porting to another network? you still get to contact everybody with your Original number while you enjoy good service from other SPs, i suggest etisalat.

Btw MTN & the devil don't work together, They are One!

I was gonna ask him to do the same. Follow Saka port na

Ibanga p: This is how the group will finish.
1. Nigeria..................9
2. Argentina............6
3. Iran.........................3
4. Bosnia...................0


Up Super Eagles of Nigeria!
Victory is Sure!

Uncle u can joke o....

I think the advantage we have is that we 'can' grab 6 points before meeting Argentina. Any other result and we are in soup.

Haba, $54k? when I can get a brand new one for $31k by compromising on some of the specs.

This is my dream car and I go surely get am

Turbocharged: Abeg oo.
There is nuttin in this piece that suggests that he was banned from u.k.

I been dey wonder o...It simply implies that most people do not read the body of the story before commenting.

xp17: seriously my towel don't get dirty, I just wash it 4 washing sake same as my bedsheets.

NB: I bath with short white towel not d regular sponge



Go and die with 2.25m not bad though

I bet you have never used a white towel.

Seee.....a white towel even gets stained after the first use. I think this just emphasizes the fact that we are made of dust.

I have been jamming this album for the past one month.
I really do not have a favorite but Truthfully is close to the top. The message in Se botimo is clear and melodiously enjoyable. I have not loved an album like this since Asa by Asa.
Kudos Brymo.

idy15: wat a lost, RIP

As you don already see, next time you should write "What a lose"





Ok.....I dey joke. Go buy Brighter grammar.

xynerise: How much is DIARY that you cant buy? .

freecocoa: You this antelope sha .

Abi o...that might be the real reason she would leave

Our defence though....

...and Ideye has no biz going to Brazil. Ameobi and Dike have shown us why in 45mins

Victor moses too dey overdo am joor...he needs to hold on to the ball less

Eleyi gidi gan...

Eleyi gidi gan

Haters if u like throw party. However, I think this is a 'good' development for Messi and Barca. This dude has been overworked for the past three seasons and now we are beginning to reap the fruit of not giving him rest while hiding behind the excuse that he always wants to play, so we will let him play. I am sure Messi himself has now matured and realised that na him dey do himself. He also kind of has the world cup on his mind. So, he should say bye bye to those days of playing on like a machine.

Rest well Leo, we will be fine without you. Now Neymar should try and be more selfish and start banging in those outrageous goals the world saw him score while he was still with Santos.

Forca Barca

Brymo - M,D&S Album
ICe prince ft.... - Gimme dat
Wizkid - Caro, Outro love
Jesse Jagz ft Wizkid - Bad girl
Olamide - Picture, Durosoke, Yemi my lover, Voice of the street
Chdinma - Emi ni baller

Meehnnnn...why i come dey for work na

I see Mexico equalizing and Ihenacho adding 2 more goals to finish them off

This is the height of hyprocrisy, so we cant even write pooorn on nairaland. Instead,it is referred to as indecency.... ...shior kelebe tweh!