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Nairaland General › Re: SCI SHOP LTD - No more Legit - 07086748503 by Dsimplicity(m): 9:37pm On Mar 01, 2025

What's the latest updates on SCI SHOP

Health › Where To Locate A Gym In Sabo, KADUNA by Dsimplicity(op): 6:56pm On Feb 24, 2025

Please how, am new in kaduna and I stay around Sabo. Please where can I locate a well equipped GYM around that axis.
Thanks for the assistance

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Bank Job (full Time/contract Staff) by Dsimplicity(op): 2:27pm On Mar 22, 2024

Am over interested oo. Please link me up. Am ready

Jobs/Vacancies › Bank Job (full Time/contract Staff) by Dsimplicity(op): 2:17pm On Mar 22, 2024

Please guys. The way the country is moving. Things are becoming unbearable. Please if anyone has any connection on how one can get a bank job ( contract staff ) should please assist a brother.

I can do any other job as am fast in learning or any advice anyone can give a brother on how to earn a living in this country. Thanks my people

09075211579
That's my number as I expect call from anyone God will touch his/her heart.

Jobs/Vacancies › First Bank Technology Assessment 2.0 by Dsimplicity(op): 11:10pm On Sep 03, 2023

Pls guys. I have been invited for the virtual assessment. How can I prepare myself not to get blown away please.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Unemployment Rate In Nigeria & Around The World - World Of Statistics by Dsimplicity(m): 1:38pm On May 01, 2023

Its you and you generation that don not think. Fool

Career › Re: Deloitte 2023 Graduate Recruitment by Dsimplicity(m): 10:08pm On Mar 10, 2023

No o. I hvnt

Career › Re: Deloitte 2023 Graduate Recruitment by Dsimplicity(m): 7:58pm On Feb 16, 2023

Very true

Career › Re: Deloitte 2023 Graduate Recruitment by Dsimplicity(m): 11:51am On Feb 01, 2023

I just wrote the test now. was frustrated during the photo ID verification and environment test. i almost cancel the talview app due to annoyance but just had to be patient. finally i wrote the exam. it was technical as the asked questions i didnt expect like first soft drink drank on space. lol. Hoping for the best for all

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Romance › Re: Feeling Suicidal Lately by Dsimplicity(m): 11:58am On Jan 18, 2023

deking:
Please upload your CVs if you are both really interested in working

Here is my CV. Please anyone can help a brother

Romance › Re: Feeling Suicidal Lately by Dsimplicity(m): 8:49pm On Jan 17, 2023

Thats how am feeling write now. Am a graduate since 2019. I dnt hv a phone of my own. I hv nt eaten today self. I hv different things i want to engage in, bt i dnt hv money to start any nt even 5k. Non of my family members i cn call to send me 1k and wil b able to send. All very broke. Dnt kw where i lost it. I did some online courses on excel and word bt dnt just kw who to make money from it. Sometimes i feel i wasted 5 years of my life to study in uni. Right nw i cn do anytin to see i make it, nt illegal though. I hv a clean heart. Bt i need help also bro.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Kaduna Hook Up. by Dsimplicity(op): 3:55am On Jan 06, 2023

Ok. Where nd when

Romance › Masturbation Vs Handjob/Mouth Action by Dsimplicity(op): 2:40pm On Jan 03, 2023

I have been seeing a lot of thread on quit masturbation. So i want to ask is there really any difference btw the both. Thanks

Politics › Re: Military Men Raid Okigwe, Residents Tortured, Several Dead (Disturbing Video, P) by Dsimplicity(m): 11:49am On Jan 01, 2023

This is rubish abeg. We are here suffering insecurity our military is worsening the situation by killing innocent people becos some people in the area comitted crime. Make dem focus that energy in clearing bandits and boko haram abeg.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Kaduna Hook Up. by Dsimplicity(op): 11:07pm On Jan 11, 2022

Thomjesse:
am not in kaduna but we can hookup

So where do u stay

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Kaduna Hook Up. by Dsimplicity(op): 8:42pm On Jan 09, 2022

Guys. I jst landed in kaduna. Looking for a brothel close by. Ur help is welcome. Barnawa area to be precise or close by

Romance › Re: I Need Your Advice Please by Dsimplicity(op): 6:46am On Jan 08, 2022

Kobojunkie:
Look, why not put all of this energy you have right now into something more worthwhile and meaningful - your success and future. Worrying about how much sex you ought to have had at this age is stewpid endeavor.

Pay attention to questions surrounding the meaning and reason for your existence for instance. You are 1 out of over 200,000,000 Nigerians in Nigeria. What have you contributed or are you here to eat, fk, and breed like the other 99% out there or are you here to make a difference of some meaningful sort?

Relationships will happen to you so will life but meaning, only happens to a handful- seek it.

Yea. Dats true though.

Romance › Re: I Need Your Advice Please by Dsimplicity(op): 9:12pm On Jan 07, 2022

Truvelisback:
I said so because of his desperation and obssesion abt girls.

Am not really obsessed with gals. Jst wanna kw if it's normal for me not have dated any gal b4 or had sex wit one

Romance › Re: I Need Your Advice Please by Dsimplicity(op): 9:04pm On Jan 07, 2022

benqo01:
OP U ARE NOT ALONE IN THIS,AM 26 NO GIRLFRIEND....NEVER DATED IN MY ENTIRE LIFE IN FACT I HAVE NEVER HAD SEX BEFORE,NEVER ASKED A GIRL OUT BEFORE

Hmmmmmm. What do u think is wrong

Romance › Re: I Need Your Advice Please by Dsimplicity(op): 8:44pm On Jan 07, 2022

Anigreat:

You're a very introverted person or a chronic masturbator, hence approaching girls a problem to you.

Don't be antisocial person, stop masturbating...and I bet you'll be In desperate situation of looking for a girlfriend.

Am not an introvert Sha. Bt am a chronic masturbator. Tried stopping couple of times bt couldn't.

Romance › Re: I Need Your Advice Please by Dsimplicity(op): 8:42pm On Jan 07, 2022

Truvelisback:
Up coming SIMP.

Not at all. Reading so many stories in nairaland has given brain.

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Romance › Re: I Need Your Advice Please by Dsimplicity(op): 8:40pm On Jan 07, 2022

Am not really shy talking to gals though. Jst can't jst bring the issue of sex or relationship up

Romance › I Need Your Advice Please by Dsimplicity(op): 8:33pm On Jan 07, 2022

Guys. I really need some advice.
I graduated from university 2019. Jst finish my service last year in a reputable organization.
I have been feeling like am a loser for a very long time. I don't know wats wrong wit me. I am not lucky with gals don't kw y. The only time I had sex was in 2019 when my friend force me to a brothel. Bt guys I didn't even last 1 min. Since then I usually think of it bt can't tell what is hindering me from having sex.
My question is. Is it normal for a guy of 24 years not to have been in any relationship b4. Only had sex once in a brothel. ( Neva enjoy it though). I really love gals, bt cnt jst kw how to start a relationship with them. All ur comments are allowed.

Romance › Re: My Experience As A Guest With The Opposite Sex (share) by Dsimplicity(m): 11:00pm On Dec 04, 2021

Not only u ooo. Am currently sleeping in one of my friends place due accomodations issues. Cnt wait to leave ooo. Dnt sleep at night at all. Nd worst part is dat she won't allow me to bleep her at all.

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TV/Movies › Re: SELINA TESTED Drop Yours by Dsimplicity(m): 4:41pm On Jul 29, 2021

We're u.... Oyaaa pump ur jaw. I really like dis one. If my sis make me vex I d gv her dis line.

Knakana.... Na water..

Romance › Re: Why Are Women Like This by Dsimplicity(op): 11:12am On Sep 11, 2020

Zzor:
I agree some women are actually very bad in accommodating another woman's child,its just wickedness and nothing more

Asin Ehh Am Also Talking Base On Experience. Try All My Best To Pls Her. All To No Avail.

Romance › Why Are Women Like This by Dsimplicity(op): 10:15am On Sep 11, 2020

Pls Nairalanders. I Want 2 Ask Y Cant A Married Woman Live Peacefully With Another Woman's Child.
I Have One Woman In Our Area. Every Year She Wil B Bringing Different Children To Come Stay Wit Her After D Former Run Away Due To Her Hash Nature. I Want To Ask Y Are Women Like Dat

Education › Re: . by Dsimplicity(m): 8:25am On Sep 10, 2020

09075211579, Pls Add Me.

Romance › Re: Meet Nigerian Woman Who Is Richer Than Dangote Wizkid And Burnaboy Combined by Dsimplicity(m): 8:05pm On Aug 28, 2020

Unclenatives221:
Meet Ogbebor Ehizogi who is the boss lady and CEO of sayaveth interiors, she is said to be richer than Dangote, wizkid, Otedola, davido and Regina Daniels combined together.

To know everything about her
Watch the video below �

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