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pyyxxaro:
I blame P.D.P for this

Blame PDP for everything, the day your girlfriend comes to tell you she has missed her period blame PDP too, okay?

danchuzzy:
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kennynelcon:
Just in from NTA twitter handle


https://mobile.twitter.com/NTANewsNow/status/617793513497972736

4-Member gang? NTA You well so?

Bonapart:
Some idiots will still come here and shout Allah
Thesame allah they call on after every operation
My question is , is it the same allah they worship
Am confused

You get brain at all? Allah means GOD in Hausa language...ok?

Kenai:
The difference between Jonathan and Obasanjo?

One, after serving his tenure, has simply returned to his quiet life, accepting the will of the masses and understanding that politics is not worth the blood of the masses. He may have his shortcomings (which he never denied), but he understands the reality on ground that taking cheap shots at your successor's flaws is not a sign of superiority. He has simply wished the country success and moved on with his life.

...And the other?
Despite the numerous big fraud scandals that can be traced DIRECTLY to his name (Halliburton, Siemens, missing oil vessels, Econet scam, National Library scam) this old but immature gorilla has still refused to leave the podium and act like a decent statesman. The same fool behind the blatant electoral frauds in 2003 and 2007 never missed a chance to take cheap shots at his successor like he could ever hold a candle against them.
The same creature under whose administration Sharia was legalized in a secular country, had the audacity to come in front of a camera and rip his party membership card apart, all to the morronic applause from the ever gullible simpletons known as masses.
The same "do or die" politician has refused to respect the wrinkles on his fat, ugly, saggy body and go take a rest for good.
Whispers from the grapevine even suggest he's fielding some personal candidates for appointment under the new government.
Agadi nwoke n'enweghi ihere. Shameless old man who couldn't even handle his scattered household but could draft an 18-page letter to the president, trying to sound like a saint.
Alas... He is but a hypocritical attention-seeking agbaya.

Chai! Bros u too much, God bless you for speaking my mind 100%

stinggy:
If only he acted fast, there wouldn't have been this 'call for prayers'.

I guess PMB is acting faster, abi? Biased minds always vomit nonsense from the mouth

Omooba77:
http://tribuneonlineng.com/content/i-never-said-buhari-will-announce-his-cabinet-few-days-lai-muhammed

LIE MOHAMMED! HMM

Rotjijatau:
This is the case that is in the airwaves of every radio station in Jos. My fellow Josites can attest to that.

This young man named Pam is the youth leader of state lowcost in Jos. He went to the ATM to withdraw 100,000naira for his house rent. He was the only person that the ATM paid leaving others stranded, so the military men needed money urgently & they ask him to give them the 100,000naira and come to their base in sector 6 the following day to collect his money, but the man could not give them because he has something very important to do with the money(house rent). So the military guys beat the hell out of him and collected the cash. When the STF commander Major Gen. Chris Enete was called on a life program on Silverbird 93.7fm Jos, he said they should please come to his office at the STF headquarters so that he will take appropriate sanction on those military men involved because it is what he described as indiscipline. He also promised that the guy's money will be refunded to him and the military will also take full responsibility of his medical bill. He is currently on admission at Parkview hospital opp. Solomon Lar Amusement Park.

Nairalanders, what is your take?

I comment my reserve cos on this guy behalf my eye dey see double

richidinho:
http://radio.foxnews.com/toddstarnes/top-stories/exclusive-county-clerk-resigns-instead-of-issuing-gay-marriage-licenses.html

God created Adam and Eve, NOT Adam and Steve. #NoToHomosexualism #NoToGayMarriage

princeofpeace22:
http://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2015/07/02/efcc-returns-e10000-to-scammed-french-lover/

Very lucky guys to have escaped with just a year imprisonment abi dem bribe the judge ni?

philGeo:
Too bad for religious leader, but may be their religion permit it, but as Christian my Bible is totally against it.

Stop being an asshole and read clearly, it was written in the article that other Muslim clerics condemn him and the practice, so how else do you want it stated before you know "their religion" doesn't permit it either. Don't we also have gay pastor, does that means Christianity permits it? Abegi Park well!

My own pin na 1203 but how u go take get access to my ATM so u go fit use am? too bad

Bluetooth2:
The man should have stopped instead of trying to run over the policeman. He could have killed the policeman though.

Onpe! mtchew!

Bluetooth2:
The man should have stopped instead of trying to run over the policeman. He could have killed the policeman though.

Onpe! mtchew!

Osahon7:
So pathetic

Before and after what?

Osahon7:
So pathetic

Before and after what?

tolulance:
Actually I don't know the section to post this Topic.
But when am bored and feel like reading News or Funny post and comments I visit websites like:-
1. Nairaland
2. Naijaloaded
3. Tooxclusive
4. Youtube
5. Twitter

Now lemme see yours don't enjoy alone naw.

Arsenalnews.net
Facebook.com
twitter.com
goonernews.com

MrFlavvor:
http://sunnewsonline.com/new/robbers-raid-lagos-banks-again/

Oga Police I have useful info for you and here are they:
1: dem be Armed robbers because dem carry gun
2: dem rob 2 banks
3: Na woman (yes woman no be girl because person wey pass ur papa na ur papa) lead them
4: Dem throw dynamites inside bank
5: Dem use Charm too
6: KEEP YOUR FUCKING MONEY, MORONS!

ucheuzor1:
how can u say they are military men when their age range is 20 downward

I've done some rethink after I learnt of their age (which i didnt know before my earlier comment). Na only God fit repair this country

manie:
They are ex-militants. Majidun are in Ikorodu is an Ijaw/Ilaje settlement.

The robbers that operated in Lekki some few months ago were traced to Majidun Ikorodu

Ok

shadowgwalker:
nah your papa recruit them?

U sure say ur papa still dey alive?

richardjemedafe1:
Jesus......them for dash me those cars na

And SARS 4 just arrest u for robbery

Upnepaa:
Hmmm,the money they realised in the operation is so much that they are not pained about the lose of those cars.

Those cars were probably stolen so e no affect dem

IbnSultaan:
very bad of u

ok o Sidon dia

lalasticlala:
http://insidemainland.com/how-the-ikorodu-robbers-bombed-their-operational-vehicles-as-they-escape/

I won't be surprised if those guys are military men

michaelobinna:
Please this story isn't about me ,a female shared it and I decided to share here..

I have been married to my hubby for 8 years and we are blessed with 4 boys which I had vaginally. After my last boy, my marriage went from bad to worse, as in, getting my hubby’s attention over the years has been very difficult. To have sex with him is even on ‘appointment’ basis. The rate at which my marriage was going, I knew that if I didn’t do something about it, it would move from worse to worst.

I sought the advice of one of my very close friends and she told me what to do. As funny as this sounds, it was working very well and I don’t want what I am doing to end.

I got a new phone and sim card, then opened new accounts on all the social media, putting all my best body parts as the display/profile picture, especially on facebook, whatsapp and bbm. I then sent a friend request to my husband. The silly man did not waste any time in accepting my requests. At first, he played hard to get but I still relented. Because my identity is not revealed to him, I went back to being the way I used to be with him that made him fall in love with me. I flirted with him badly, and he keeps falling more and more.

NHW, you won’t believe I send pictures of my p&%**y to him every morning and if you see how excited he gets. Can you imagine, he does not recognize ‘it’! The relationship has been going on strong for 6 months. In that 6 months, if you know how much he has sent to me. He has been begging to see my face, but I know that if I try that…the relationship will be over.

Back as his wife, his attention to me has greatly waned but he has been very polite and somewhat ‘nice’. He now locks his phone, as if…

NHW, I would rather have my hubby as a boyfriend than a husband. What do you think?

Should I continue or should I stop?

Common sense no common at all. Rubbish!

Emilokoiyawon:
http://www.punchng.com/feature/i-get-over-100-suitors-daily-popular-hairy-lady-queen-okafor/

When she spoke about 100 suitors per day, you should know she was only speaking in hyperbole, all she was saying is that despite the hairs she still attract men just like other gurls

eneji50:
Go ask Mama peace,My pocket my concern certified ebira boy.....

Confirm! Etemeya?

bigfrancis21:
Let's see who's the smartest adult on this forum!

87

obontami:
unpaid political thugs be like





keep on barking like a rabid (which you obviously are)

if u don't want buhari to rule you, you can simply shoot ur self in head

Where did you read me complaining about Buhari? proper mumu

obontami:
I don't exchange convo with thugs like your self

lmao, so if I am a thug for calling you a bloody fool (which is what you really are) then what are you for asking for fellow Nigerians like you to be eliminated? Ode oshi!

kingsolex:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/06/ex-minister-faults-buhari-on-empty-treasury-says-jonathan-left-about-us30bn/

Honestly GMB is starting to sound like my ex course mates back in my YABATECH days. those guys who are not sure they were going to pass forthcoming examination so they resort to blaming lecturers or class governor or even other things for their expected failures. pls GMB buckle up, fasten ur seat belt and get down to doing the business your presidential seat requires

Anikulhapo:
$30Bn For Where? Yet Jonah Couldn't Pay Salaries Before He Left Office, The Idiotic Man That Said All These Is Foolish To D Core.

Pls tell us who were those federal workers that didn't have their salaries paid under Jona towards end of his administration?

Anikulhapo:
$30Bn For Where? Yet Jonah Couldn't Pay Salaries Before He Left Office, The Idiotic Man That Said All These Is Foolish To D Core.

Pls tell who were those federal workers that didn't have their salaries paid under Jona towards end of his administration?