Hadampson:
Why bringing your tongue out, do you wanna lick my body

*Talking to myself*
I hope dtobs is not seeing this

Caught in the act.. ..

OnowuNdiigbo:

Dtobs long and endles sentences make me sick.

Okada! Okada! Please take me to facebook, I am tired of this bullshits in nairaland

Mtchewwwww

Hadampson:


It's not my fault nah.. had it been you have told me before going on a vacation to someplace ( perhaps, you went to meet buhari, only God knows ) that u went to, i will have stood by her buh all the same sha, ma binu


That was by the way, as from today henceforth, if you want to address me anyday, anytime, make sure you add king to it or better still, say your majesty or your royal highness.. Okay?!

Lol.. .who dash you king?

Yewandequeen:


Sweetie, welcome.
I missed you like kilode...you are right Hadampson didn't look out for me while you were away,so he doesn't deserve the treat.

I can smell it from afar off... Don't worry baby, am back now.

OnowuNdiigbo:

Hmmm... If two of you are truly married, then there is no need for radio or home theatre. The two of you talks alot, most important, your words sound like a frustrated houseboy

Honestly, I don't know the part of the country you come from but from the look of things and at least from your moniker, I will just NEGODU on your matter. But, where me come from, we respect women a lot and we dont pass negative comment about their body not even when it does not matter to you! Maybe you can learn from that.

GindoX:



I like this babe! Message me for whatsap make we roll 07032650520

He he he he...

Hadampson:
Did dtobs ask me to look after you??

Even if I no tell you, u no fit do normal abi.. . ...dont worry, my treat for you as she has said!

Say Gobe

Yewandequeen:

If only U know... smh...dtobs love, YungTemy ex,hadampson and Adesina12 Pls help me reply him.
FYI
I dont do heavy make up dear, thats camera lighting and early morning sun rays and v changed my dp cos of u. Guess U will take back ur words #icantshout

Jesus!!!

Odiegwu oooooo.. .

See comments on top matter wey no concern you people.

I must say Una no try at all oooo... So na like this Una dey always perform scan for person wife body? Chai! Odika serious..


Hadampson, no Texas for you ooo, u dey here and u allow dem to dey yarn dust on top my woman head?

@yungtemy, e be like say u wan make I bomb you abi, wetin ur eyes dey find for my yewandequeen body.. .


In fact, I Don tire to dey type sef.. .


Baby... Oya make we dey go, it's high time we relocate and it's going to be nowwww

Sowie for not coming home on time, you understand!


Final warning: make Una commot eye for yewandequeen oooo.. .she is married and heavily pregnant with my boys! Thanks for your usual understanding.

OnowuNdiigbo:

Am not talking about you and Dtobs but you and LadiesB00.

Dtobs is a poor punk, He can't marry u, I will marry u.

chronicles of a frustrated and defeated playboy.. .

Yewandequeen:


This your proverb get K-leg oh.
@bolded who n who? FYI Dtobs and I are legally married and our baby is on the way. Hadampson,Adesina12,Yungtemy,Angelinastto just to mention a few were present at our wedding in Paris even though dtobs and i sponsored their flight fee. We didn't invite you cos u were and still full of rage and we didnt want you to ruin our expensive wedding with your bad belle.

Take heart, you will find your missing ribs soon. I will talk to dtobs to see if we can compensate you with 1.5M check, that's if you don't mind.

Peace

Knock knock...

Baby, am back!!!

Who is this frustrated human being disturbing you?

Just leave them to wallow in their Shit...

Baby, the doc told me it's twins... I can't believe this!
You are the best.

I've arranged your vacation to Miami.. .we will discuss the remaining one in the upper room.

Yewandequeen:

thanks sweetie.





He is OnowuNdiigbo. Baby don't you think I need to get restraining order against him?

Am fine and your baby is everly active just like his father. We missed U so much darling.

If that will make him back off! I will get in touch with CJN now...

Sweetie... Can't wait for you to land in Boston!

YungTemy:


lol... I'm observing you and Dtobs in High definition.

Because I never call DSS for your matter abi... Kwantiinue

OnowuNdiigbo:

Dtobs is broked, his pockets are as empty as Buhari's brain.
Come make I treat you like a queen
which you are.
Hope u don hear how igbo boys
dey treat there women?

Did you just say "broked" ...heheheheheheehehehe


Well, I have more pressing things to work on!

Yewandequeen, the appointment has been successfully booked with the specialist in Boston already! Your flight ticket is ready as well

Yewandequeen:


This is to notify you that my sweet dtobs is currently outta the country and will get back to you once he is back. So i can neither deny or confirm ay info except its approved by my oga at the top.#peace

And am here...
Baby, how are you doing and my baby?

Hope the young champ is kicking well.

Now, who is that homo sapien that has been disturbing u?

Thanks for the mention.. .brother...


Thanks for the update too


And thank God for your life.. ..


But, the update small ooo, I no go lie you.. ..

Yewandequeen:

Welcome back

Missed U a whole lot.

E-hug.

Dtobs baby, yungTemy is back. Do U think we should throw a welcome party for him?

My queen.. .we need to celebrate the return of the prodigal son.

Where will you like us to have the bash! !!

Angelinastto, once again me and my Bae want to help ur family ministry. ...

YungTemy:


I don miss u like seriously.

And babe Dtobs is broke..... Like BrOKE BROKE. The recession has really affected his pocket,... well except you want him to organise a garri and groundnut party.

For your rubber mind.. .den tell you say Atlantic Ocean git run dry? Ko possible.. .the doll no fit finish.. ..

Yewandequeen:


Tell them.

Dtobs baby, the get together we are having next week do you think it's advisable to invite yungTemy and angel?

The former is okay but the latter is not appreaciative at all..when U get home, we will discuss this.


Haters go and faint

Baby, you know we have a large heart.. .let's invite the couple,!
You look tired, sweetie what is the matter?

Angelinastto:

lol dont mind him. Broke nigga

Give unto Angelinastto what Angelinastto deserves!! !

bimberry1307:

Haha, DTOBS! agbalumo ke? you no get apple?

My dear sister, na agbalumo remain for her oooo.. .

My yewandequeen Bae has taken propriety of the whole apple in my world... Hope you get the gist.

Angelinastto, take this agabalumo... U have done well

Yewandequeen:

Anything for u baby.
You will have it with blueberry juice as well.

That's my Bae...

I noticed you were stressed out yesterday, hope it was not because of the juice preparation? I don't want any stress for you ooo...


#Kissesss #LovelyDayAhead

Yewandequeen:


I told u before no matter what we do,Angelinastto will never appreciate. We will discuss this in the other room after dinner.

You were right! Angelinastto won't.. .

Ofcourse, in za oza room... What's for dinner baby, I want a taste of mango juice

Yewandequeen:


Yes baby
Tell them.

Kissesssss

Angelinastto:

no financial backing? Thanks in between

As before?
Baby, should we dash them something small.
USD1500 nko

Angelinastto:

lol the trip from oshodi to mile 12 abi

Bad belle hating since 18BC.. .
As if you were not enjoying the trip with me before you decided to enter yungtemmy's net.
And now, yewandequeen Bae is slaying it day and night.

Yewandequeen:


Wa wuuuu

Missed you too.
YungTemy and Angelinalisto you have our e-support /e-help.

She has spoken...

Hmmmmm.. ..

Angelinastto well done!

You are Rilly trying.

Angelinastto:
Sorry for the long wait guys. My babe will update once he settle down. Yungtemy should i call on dtobs for help?

Lol... To come and do what? When my yewandequeen is around me.

Yewandequeen love, I missed you. This trip na real wa oooo