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spixytinxy:
u dey work for nysc office ni

Are you asking me

*singing*.. "If she ask me eee, na who I go ask"?

hardie14:
abeg who be aunty spam bot??
never heard of her.
what does she do?.

She is the "jailer"

jubrealguy:
ahn! ahn!! oga minister, wey i bn don dey talk to iambibi say make we show for d dinner.......na hin u cum do ds one........han han

Lolzzz....no vex...oya make una come...
My chisophia is ready to host you guys....

Make una no eat before coming ooo

*thinking* shey den even get food to eat before ni!

dayowunmi:
Hope nysc will not come up with another tales by moonlight as to why call up letters may not be ready today o, because in Nigeria we are only good with collecting salaries, doing the actual work we are being paid for, na so so excuses them go dey yearn

Nope!,we don't pray we find ourselves in such a situation.
Like I said earlier, printing of the CUL will actually start around that 10-11am this morning all things being equal. Remember we experienced something like this during reg, it started around 10as well.
Let's keep the hope alive.

spixytinxy:
c dis one ooo, na me u wan take shine ni, where u for c moni, who dash u? Abi na for dat two two naira fruit salad wey u dey sell u tk gt moni ni

Gangangan...1:0

Eaglevision: I sight you baba mi..

Katerine07: Award dedicated to Chelsea Fc...
How re you doing

iambibi:
.. Lolz.. I forgive your sins, oya do your worse , btw Wich bae.... ...

You re still asking which Bae?,ask Spixytnxy and Rukkyola now

LOola12:
*source(s)

*SAUCE(S)

Hi e-fams...as we await our CUL today, let's make it down here as soon as we sight our state of deployment to register ourselves on the thread.

#TeamBenue all the way....

jubrealguy:
lolz.....oya no vex, na her twinnie she dey fight for, she don forget the kind prestige u get for ds city.....ah go ff her talk now....e ma binu sir

Loll...o de ti tan sibe noni yen...

Oya chisophia dey invite you and iambibi for dinner ooo...shey una go show?

LogoDWhiz:
They saw theirs on Thursday and not Friday.

But I bliv the issues involved for the delay would have been resolved ever since.


Welcome back dear.

Exactly....

iambibi:
lolz... My dear no quarrels at all today oo.. ..i have forgiven you,.. Go and sin no more

Loll... "Who hath made you lord over me to have power to forgive sins".
for your plastic mind now, ...anyways, how u dey. Say hi to my Bae nah!

rosalieene:
Those that just passed out said during their time, they were meant to see their CUL on a Wednesday but ended up seeing it on a Friday. I just hope it won't happen tho so that PCMs can have a long time to prepare especially for those that would be posted to north or a very far place.

If that's your fear, you have nothing to be afraid of. What happened last batch is not happening this batch. Infact a lot of things were ammended this batch. So let's wait till around 10am and we see what's going to happen.

jubrealguy:
ds Nigerian syndrome..........ehn! oga oooo, hafa u my guy

I dey oooo...na ur wife dey do me strong thing yesterday

Mehn!!!! see traffic ooooo.


Logodwhiz, kbs468 Fraiser, fraih make una come see people ooooo

Iambibi dear, hope we re not going to quarrel today?
How was ur night?

rosalieene:
printing of CUL might be delayed by 24/48hours....

Really? Why?
Your reason(s)! Your sauce(s)

jonsnow92:
heard the green card and cul has to b coloured..the green card i printed wasnt colored,does that change anything??..
Who don see hin cul abeg
In oda news Game of Thrones premieres Sunday yaagaa

It must be coloured.... GREEN CARD it is called.

If you be NYSC official, you for don reach office by now

Plus, we are in Nigeria and everything take extra 2-3 hours to effect. So let's wait till around 10-11am before CUL starts rolling in

OFFICIAL COUNTDOWN:

ONLINE PRINTING OF CUL: NOW ONGOING (ENDING ON THE 27TH)


CAMP OPENING FOR STREAM 1: 07 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 27TH).


CAMP OPENING FOR STREAM 2: 31 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON MAY 21st).


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Abbeyunique2:
Dtobs no countdown today ni? katherine7 omo chelsea you are one of a kind. ur name shld katherine007

Check your back, countdown don dey dia

Good morning lovely people of GC...
How was our night?

For those that slept at the cafe just to get their CUL printed by 12am, I hope say na ur papa parlour den post you.
For those wey no sleep at all,hope you never print our own CUL join your own.
For those wey sleep like person wey den swear for; na sleep go do you wetin you no like.


The D-Day is today...let's patiently arrange ourselves as we bombard all the cyber cafe in our area and get our CUL printed.

Sent4rina:
Oga DTOBS u sef no sleep, nawa o.

Why I no go sleep? Shey na me wan do the posting ni! I sleep fa,infact I and chisophia had our best night ever yesterday after the award night! Good morning bro.

spixytinxy:
I b think say I c fraiser ooooo, dtobs how far na, se u don print ur CUL

Yea, I wanna do am now but den talk say since na yuan will dey use now no be dollar again, say make I come back by 10pm with 50yuan.
Goodmorning sweetie, how was ur night? See the way you were shaking those things yesternight,u no even know say double done commot for ya body sha

My people My people
It is my greatest and humble pleasure to thank you for finding my humble self worthy of being a recipient of the "Sport Personality of the year(Male)".
I want to thank everybody that participated in the build up, the nominations and the voting. A very special thanks to the steering committee!
I now dedicate this award to 1. God almighty 2. My sweetheart, chisophia who has been the surest even more than surebet!
Thank you all.

spixytinxy:
na lie ooooo my paraga no dey shack drivers

why den come arrest am nah... No be big bottle of paraga and dry gin den collect from am?

Harique:
All dis my uncle my uncle... dat ur uncle don help Nigeria? we r going higher nd we don't need dat ur uncle. if God says yes, wil u say no bcus ur uncle may epp... beingobjective or whatever ur monicker is, let dt ur uncle help u. Lastborn nd gudgirl, stop acting lyk a kid, u don't nid t.

You've made my night sweetie...

spixytinxy:
Abeg no lie for my paraga head oooo

Hehehehe ur paraga head indeed sheh na lie ni?

Rukkyola:
Abeg 4get about balance 4 now. Allow me 2 quickly browse through what I had missed. E b like sey some intruders waka enter here dis nyt. If dey make me vex na first class nonsense & pictures I go dey post 4 here 2moro.
I dey come, make I continue to dey read

Come here, bia which way now...?
Abegi, start show for us jawe abi you wan make I dey para for you ni....person don dey here since morning no show, we don finish all the drinks wey dey on top the table,...

Walexz02:
@dtobs wetin Fraiser do wey dem ban am
I want to deal with this over sabi new comers this night

I no know oooo na, Spixytnxy rush in now and break the news to us... But e be like say na no-license driving dem Gbam am for or drink-driving

spixytinxy:
Rukkyola dis one u just quiet since, wetin dey sup na

I tire oooo..plus qutyjoyce self and iambibi

spixytinxy:
no mind fraiser him go reply dose jombojombo pple

Lol..no be one group spokesman be DT? Where that guy dey now sef...

Oga yokiti, Oga crazy man please one of our own just got banned. He is seriously needed here for a very important assignment given to him by all PMCs on this thread.
His monicker is "Fraiser"
Thanks so much for you usual cooperation. We really appreciate it.

Logodwhiz, kbs468 make we go bail Fraiser oooooo