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BlizzydoDo:
no de chuk mouth 4 mi & eaglevision matter, ahbi wah are friends 4?

Me? BlizzydoDo? Me?

LogoDWhiz:


I thought you were out of the country..

you know what dear?
Let's go inside, i need to discuss somethings with you.


I have been feeling somehow these days, seem like i am sick.

Heheheheb...

LogoDWhiz:
4 ya mind now o.
4 wat u av done. Consider us enemies..

ah ha...what I do nah...
We can't be enemies nah...you be sure padi...
Merikims, ur husband was just joking ni ooo

merikims:
na so him mata dey b sometimes,so na him sabi,make him sha leave me alone for now.

Hmmmmm...logodwhiz, am sure you've already prepared your series of explanation else Gobe is your case oooo...

merikims:
For that question alone don't even bother of coming home at all.

Gbam!!!
When you wife tells you "for that question alone,don't even bother of coming home at all" is what? (A)Gobe (B) Hot soup (C) Gbese (D),All of the above. (100 marks)

prindu:
What is akube first of? Rubber tennis of 800, I hop it's original? Ur round need, sori I don't want some quality one, I prefer high quality ones & I lik dem body hugs. Anyway, som pics of these things might do if u don't mind

Get his personal hotline and get the deal done their.am very sure you will like what you see, I did myself and I liked it.
Cc: eaglevision roll out ur digits

LogoDWhiz:
Don't miscontrue my words.

can't i have 2 wives?

Merikims, you need to see dis ooooo

*whispering* no shout oooo

jubrealguy:
numerous wife......how can i av numerous wife and still be at Iambibi's beck and call..... e joor ooo, me loyal daku..... no dey hail me... lol

dahs d pic...... dah pic dey make me laff everyday

Oluwa oooo...ROTFL LMAO...
D guy don dey high....

BlizzydoDo:
delivery na free?

How e go be free...
Fraiser no give u money ni

merikims:
OK

Oyo is beginning to be ur case oooo

chisophia:
i no dey understand all this Yoruba u dey speak upandan O. anyway Brimmie is just some guy that had a crush on me.

Babe...it was an expression of my love for you in my local dialect through song!

Now; I believe brimmie is not going to disturb us ooo...and all this guys shouting ur name upadan,kindly tell dem to back off nah

Abbeyunique2:
On top person's wife. oga u berra go romanceland

My brother see me see wahala oooo...
On top my wife oooo... Na sin make person wife fine ni....

Chisophia; you need to come out and tell this people to gerrarahia oooo...

daudae1:
Camp Is Holding april 27th..CUL will be out tomoro afternoon

Good one...the positives

iambibi:
.. Na so o, anytime wey you see fine babes na you go dey lie say you and your wife don divorce..... Sote you fling your ring... Stop to dey close my mouth, allow me to say the truth ooo,... Na which time you and your beloved wife divorce........ Dtobs you have a wife that needs to be loved.... Go home if you dont want irrevocable curses...!!!

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
I DTOBS formally announce my divorce from my ex wife, Airstarkane. The matter has been judged by the honourable justice of the magistrate court, down street division Golden city state.

I hereby brings it to the notice of everybody that am in no way attached to Airstarkane again as she is now free to mingle and I am free to do so.

I will appreciate it if all and sundry treat this as official.

Thank you all for you humble time and utmost cooperation.
Signed
DTOBS.
Cc:
The presidency
All media house


Special cc:
The amebos; rukky ola and iambibi.

Special special cc: chisophia

fairlyusedpant:
lolz, baba, na incase of emergency na, even dbanj the koko master sing am ''emergency emergency, never see me coming through''
incase she won divorce you, then i fit take over the ministry, for now you be president, while i be vice president, if the president steps down, the vice go take over

I no fit trust your own kind of VP cause you fit plan coup for me...
My own kind of president no dey get VP na me be the president na me be d VP...

Testimony89:
Iambibi shine ur eyes oh...............

Leave her make she dey pokenose for other pple's matter!
She carry pple's matter for head put her own for hand.
Na so so shout she go dey shout wey iya community go collect her husband!!!
Mtchewww

chisophia:
with all the stories am hearing, I think I need sometime to think, and do some investigations.

Sweetheart; don't let this people come in between us oooo...
*singing*
Iwo nikan ni mo fe,
Iwo nikan ni moyan ooo
Temi ni ko se oooo

You've still not answer me ooo who is brimmie?

fairlyusedpant:
babe, maybe i would be your side chicken, incase the main chicken dtobs Bleep up


logodwhiz shebi chick na for girl and chicken na for boy shey

E be like say bomb dey ur fairly used head abi

Who be chicken? Leave my woman alone

Daudae1; any gist for us?

LogoDWhiz:
DTOBS, wake up. wake up.

See as u dey snore..

dem dey find u for office

Lolzzz which office? I dey leave Joor

prindu:
Haa, quite lonely, even wit ur hubby around, Omase o! DTOB, u re finished! No sorry, u remain small

Chisophia come and comment on this

iambibi:
you have a wife oo, you have a wife, leave other ppl's wives alone.... You have a wife!!, you have a wife oo you have a wife leave Brimmie's wife alone you have a wife!! ,

I A M B I B I...stop shouting now, you will soon poo for body oooo...can't you read simple English again?... I and Airstarkane got divorced!...shey make I go dstv stations go announce that one for you ni.


Chisophia; who is brimmie? She said you re brimmie's wife, you never tell me anything!!!
*sad* thinking and I never hide anything from you ooo...while dis one nah?

chisophia:
quite lonely

Why do you have to say that

We just finish having lunch!
I went to book our hotel reservation in Dubai
I just told you to get prepare that I wanna take you to the salon.
And you re telling logodwhiz (husband of merikims) that you re lonely
Don't you know that "aluwala olongbo,ogbo ati ko eran je ni"?

iambibi:
lolz... I dey tell you
chiso, i just dey look you as you dey prepare yam and oil for am, u bera flee from that guy oo, he already has a wife... I pirry you when AirstarKane will return.. Wetin make you tink say Chommieblaq(his former 2nd wife) leave am... I tot you were with Brimmie na... Unless u want to sign up for a 2nd wife o, then you can continue

In case you don't know, chisophia already knew about airstarkane and nothing is new there again that we've "secreatly let go of each other"...
Now talk about another one.

Chisophia dear, she is one of the haters ooo but sometimes she go just dey hail my name and make me have a rethink on taking her as friend!!!

LogoDWhiz:
hey my dear.
Come closer and give me a hug..

How are you this wonderful day?

I will report you oooooooo

chisophia:
OK sweetie

That's my love...
*draws her closer*
*gives her a hot romantic hug*
Babe, oya let's go to the salon...I want you to have a new hairdo!!!
Or what do you think?

Prindu now you know...shebi na IB u sef dey?

LogoDWhiz:
lol..

Well, i won't talk much.. Just actions..

Any flirting i see, i will just cc chisophia

Lolzzz.me flirt ke... Kojoor mo!!!!

chisophia:
Dtobs am beginning to doubt this ur love for me o. are u sure u don't have concubines behind my back?

Ife mi don't let them start pokenosing to our matter ooo...
I told you everything the time we started naw, I mo fit hid anything from you. I've involved in some love-tangle before but now all nah past past...

You re the only person I have now! The best of the best...

*katapult by reekado banks playing underground*

Rukkyola:
Chai!!! Shey dem send u 2 me ni? Let the president decide. No worry, I go tell am make he allow u escort us go so that u will stop being jealous shogbo? Now b a good boy & stop thwarting me.

Me and you for this place en,you go hear wuen,if mo be for my Sent4rina padi padi that I dey look for your body!, I for show you shege.
Anyways, you re free to go but Presy go answer the call when we bring out the #GoldenCityPaper leak.

fairlyusedpant:
baba, how many wives you get, we wey no get anyone, you no go give us the opportunity to chase the available ones, there is God ooo, and na fine girl you select sha, just pray make me and your wife no enter the same camp ooo, if not na nairabet go predict whether na still your wife or not

Lol...baba na only chisophia I get oooo...no other wife(ves) anywhere....

iambibi:
. Dis one can like to pokenose,... Bad belle everywhere .. Wetin concern you, ...

If I hear say you talk, you know I never approve ur approval to work.

Fraih:
Banned!!!!
Never! No Mod can Ban me on NL except I just wana visit the NL prison to know what banning feels like cos I havent been since 2012
Just observing

You be madam to dem mod niyen ooo

Kbs468:
Pressy what Category are we classified now in terms of the LONGER THREAD ON NAIRALAND IN HISTORY. I know that BATCH B 15 STILL LEADS but have we overtaken BATCH A 15?

Let's wait till we all reach camp of we will not surpass Batch B record...of course Batch A has been defeated already

chisophia:
hehehe, I am shying shy.

Iz nothing sweetie...you re the best

chisophia:
hehehe, I am shying shy.

Iz nothing sweetie...you re the best

LogoDWhiz:
lol.. baddest

Lollll