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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by DTOBS(m): 9:51pm On Apr 19, 2016
Logodwhiz, kbs468 make we go bail Fraiser ooooo
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by DTOBS(m): 9:50pm On Apr 19, 2016
iambibi:
...Evn you sef know that's not true!!
Hahahahaha you want me to believe you?...cheesy
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by DTOBS(m): 9:48pm On Apr 19, 2016
Now that our mc don enter police net,wetin we go do now..
Fraiser why u sef go dey drive without license!!!

Where iambibi and Rukkyola make dem Carry go nah
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by DTOBS(m): 9:45pm On Apr 19, 2016
[quote author=spixytinxy post=4 :D4856860]To whom it may concern, fraiser don dey Nairaland prison oooo, e say mk una no miss am too much ooooo.[/quote]Hahahahaha... Kirikiri aye ni yen oooo grin cheesy cheesy
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by DTOBS(m): 9:42pm On Apr 19, 2016
Kbs468:
FROM THE DESK OF A16 (GOLDEN CITY) AWARD'S STEERING COMMITTEE

It's indeed a privilege and a great Honour for us all

*Logodwhiz
*Kbs468
*Fraih
*Spixytinxy
*Bobolil

to have been selected as members of the
[b]STEERING COMMITTEE for the GOLDEN CITY AWARDS 2016
[b] and we are glad to inform you all that we've been wonderful as a unit collectively, passionate and everly committed to reaching a resounding climax about the assignment given to us which Ofcourse has came today and the below forms the continuation of What we've already started earlier on during the day grin

®Note that

1.The final Results collated is and/or are responsible for the announcement you are about to read below and not or never the outcome of any unilateral decision of the STEERING COMMITTEE

2. Some of the outcomes are not actually a true reflection of any visible observation or understanding/perception of an individual or individuals but the effect of VOTER APATHY.

3. We guess majority of us can now take responsibility for not participating in the VOTING PROCESS as at when due and thus couldn't reverse the results to what we would have wished they were

4. God bless us all as we enjoy ourselves and catch the fun to the fullest grin


®NOW THE RESULTS


®CATEGORY 1~©

®Most Represented Institution/School

EKSU™



®Most Represented Course/Discipline

ENGINEERING™



®King of A 16

LOGODWHIZ™



®Queen of A 16

SPIXYTINXY

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[/b]
®Most friendly Citizen

FRAIH™
grin


®Favorite Citizen

KBS468™





®CATEGORY 2~©

®Most Reserved Female

BlizzyDodo™



®Problem Solver

LOGODWHIZ™



®Writer of the Year 2016

FRAIH™



®Mr Casanova

OYEHOMIE™ (That is the result of the unpredictability of an electoral process)



®Mz Karashika

RUKKYOLA™
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®Biggest Male Flirt

FRAISER™
grin




®CATEGORY 3~©

®Most Reserved Male

AMODU™



®Peace Maker

FRAIH™



®Clown of the Year 2016

VILLAGEGOAT™



®Best Couple

OYEHOMIE/QUTYJOICE™



®Best Night Crawler

EAGLEVISION™



®Greatest Female Flirt

IAMBIBI™
grin






®CATEGORY 4~© grin

®Most Talkative/ Controversial

KBS468/JANEJOANJOHN™



®Most Enterprising

DOMINION92™



®Wind Up of the Year

EVERYBODY™



®Sports Man of A 16

DTOBS™



®Sports Woman of A 16

KATERINE7™



®Sir Patrick Obahiogbon's Legacy Award

WITTYEMI™






®CATEGORY 5~© grin


®Funniest/Joker of A 16

SPIXYTINXY/RUKKYOLA™
grin


®Brightest Spark

CROBBOY™



®The Pastor of A 16

SHAMMAK™



®The Chief Imam of A 16

AMODU™



®The Chiefpriest of A 16

Dchiefpriest™



®Most Hardworking

CROBBOY™





®CATEGORY 6~©

®LOVER'S CLIQUE WAS UNANIMOUSLY VOTED AS THE BEST CLIQUE grin
Out of

1. Lover's Clique

2. Executive Clique


3. Legislative Clique

4. Sports Clique


5. Male Clique

6. Female Clique cheesy grin



Let's Continue to enjoy Ourselves and savour the moment with the above as we await Tomorrow for the PHASE III CATEGORY OF THE AWARDS' PLAN where we shall be posting our Various [b] STATES OF DEPLOYMENT AND THE AVAILABLE STATES FOR SELECTION DURING REGISTRATION PRIOR TO THIS MOMENT

We are Grateful Citizens for your unalloyed support and Cooperation always Mehnnn. grin



SIGN:Attorney General and Minister for Information/spokesperson A16 (GOLDEN CITY) AWARDS' for the STEERING COMMITTEE . GRACIAS grin
Wow...sport man of the year...hehehehe...I feel honoured oooo...
Chisophia dear,we won an award oooo.


Wait; I saw iambibi as the female flirt! shocked chisos so this gal na like dis and she go dey pokemouthing anyhow
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by DTOBS(m): 9:34pm On Apr 19, 2016
LogoDWhiz:
The main event will soon kick off now.


DJ and MC. Where are you guys?

#TurnUp by Olamide
Oya turn up...
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by DTOBS(m): 9:31pm On Apr 19, 2016
didano1:
LATEST NYSC ALERT!

Information reaching me Jew few minutes ago says dt NYSC batch A for 2016 might be shifted till further notice...The reason is dt Federal government released money for only 56,000 students out of 112,000 students due for service this batch.. And even if we wud go den its only Stream 1 might go and stream 2 , their fate is yet to be known depending on when Federal government released the remaining money for stream 2...
So if ur name comes out in stream 2 then u have to be praying for God to touch dia hrt..
One love..
Gerrarahia now before I loose Dogsssssssssssssssssssss for you....
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by DTOBS(m): 9:29pm On Apr 19, 2016
spixytinxy:
iyen ma le di e oooo, Airstarkane na my padi na, me can fit to break girls code ooooo. Iambibi tk ur time oooo o, leave my padi alone
Lolzzz.but nothing no fit le for dia nah, no be u be Spixytnxy again? The Spixytnxy I know no dey do ole nah...
Please help me beg iambibi ooooo
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by DTOBS(m): 9:27pm On Apr 19, 2016
BeingObjective:
We live in a mysterious and small world.
I hope by this your statement,you won't blow your chances in future with a careless statement.
it's all fun and games till now.
carry on!
Hahahahaha...ThankGod say no be you be my VC,you for no sign me certificate!

Come, this life is small as you've said and no point in carrying yourself more than you weigh!,
Because ur uncle now get one company wey den dey produce kulikuli for lag now, make we dey prostrate give you abi on top say wetin, na 1m yuan we go dey collect as allaweehuh

Do you even know who I am?
Do you know everybody on this thread?
Please thread softly!!!!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by DTOBS(m): 9:16pm On Apr 19, 2016
LogoDWhiz:
My own is unavialable
Lolzzz....which of your own
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by DTOBS(m): 9:14pm On Apr 19, 2016
BeingObjective:
Act mature!
You're a graduate.
Respect people's opinions
Heheheheheh na this sis need CMs for her uncle for lag ooo...make una no talk again ooo or else, allawee no go show ooo cos na she go do una posting..

#Mtchewww #Iranu...
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by DTOBS(m): 9:11pm On Apr 19, 2016
LogoDWhiz:
In some peeps pursuit of looking for relevancy on social media and here in particular, they have decided to derail this thread from the matter at hand.

I didn't even see anyone of them when the issue was brought up by me and Crobboy. Na to just chop and clean mouth.

So, my people -ladies and gentlemen- let's stick to what we have on ground. The Award Night.


DJ Qutyjoice give us some beats.

Ushers, please serve the drinks to get peeps in the groove. cheesy



I implore everyone not to reply these people. We are feeding them with what they crave for.
They will disappear like the fart of a leprous witch when we ignore them.


Jam it. Exclusive nd Timaya
Presy has spoken!,Gbammmm
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by DTOBS(m): 9:05pm On Apr 19, 2016
If una like make una dey talk wetin no concern you!

Fraiser and iambibi when are we starting oooo




Chisophia dear, oya let's go....the party is starting soon..

*wow, my woman is the most beautiful girl on this planet earth"*...
*thinking* I can't just imagine say na me get this babe...
Oluphy, u dey feel my woman abi
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by DTOBS(m): 8:54pm On Apr 19, 2016
oluphy:
Kudos to the guys that kept this trend alive wth useful contributions...Kbs4,DTOB, Sent4rin, LogoDwhiz and few others...u guys blend with intelligence. Whrs ds other lovely dude BoboLil ??....
NL is a public forum, hence the introduction of "topics" to segment it.... try as much as to stay wt d topic.... More than 2 decades ago we used to play a game "husband and wife". We play roles..twas fun...then!! It's surprising that it's a game for Graduates now!!.. u guys r the real mvp, I don't knw how u do it! Twale!.... its annoying when 90% of post is on imaginary relationship, We boys wey go still collect d babes for camp dey one side dey laugh una.... Guys!! Common it's normal to set P on social media, keep ur integrity... set it privately! Shikena.... best of luck on d states 2mao. #GreatIFE
At the bolded,lolzzz...You stayed for awo hall abi?
Ife guys get manners nah, shebi na person be dis!!!

But my brother, all the same, we can't tell everybody what to type,what not to type...when there is nothing relating to NYSC to discuss, those that are less busy come here to have fun and that's all.
BTW: you no fit collect my own babe ooocheesy you fit collect dem logodwhiz, fraiser and iya ibeji sha
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by DTOBS(m): 8:50pm On Apr 19, 2016
iambibi:
oooh yes my co Mc, let's get the party started [b]Ladies and gentlemen we'll like to kick off this wonderful event starting with the Red Carpet. All couples are expected to be on the red carpet in this order, and as usual starting with the president
LogoDWhiz and Merikims
Rukkyola and Sent4rina
Fraih and Shammak
Iambibi and jubrealguy
Oyehomie and Qutyjoice
biotechshola and hardie14
Fraiser and BlizzydoDo
CROBBOY and SC31
Chommieblaq and Iamdynamite
DTOBS and chisophia AirstarKane
Kbs468 and Spixytinxy
Amodu and MissOyin
Abbeyunique2 and Beckytee
Eaglevision and Magymagz
BrimmieDtobs and Chisophia
Sirguy542 and Cynnny
Testimony89 and shubs

Now for those that haven't gotten partners yet, you can draw my attention when you sight any lady/guy of your choice , however this award night is not for SINGLES, hence, no form of oloshery, snatchery and unnecessary complains about what is relevant or irrelevant, as this is an honorary event, and we shall not hesitate to make use of the Bouncers. Thanks once again for your usual corporation

Now DJ (Qutyjoice) jam us with Applaudise - by iyanya

Photographers, please, take your position!!!
My co mc Fraiser lets go upstage and give a proper introduction[/b]
Iambibi, the earlier you realize this the better for both of us!!!!
good girl
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by DTOBS(m): 8:45pm On Apr 19, 2016
wittyemi:
Baba leave those attention seekers jare. Them no know say book sense different from common sense. I hope and pray when next they go shopping (that's if they don't remain broke) they ll buy some common simple sense.
Or they should download it from senator common sense YouTube page, that's if they have data.
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by DTOBS(m): 8:38pm On Apr 19, 2016
spixytinxy:
mschubby don folo calabar man go, Olasum e yaf divorce kbs648. Na only me dey function out of all d wife wey kbs get. Wetin iambibi do u
Nice one...the more reason why you have to reason my matter and accept chisophia as your new friend as she is my love of life...

Iambibi wan break my neck ni oooo...she just dey disturb me ni ooo
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by DTOBS(m): 8:36pm On Apr 19, 2016
shubs:
yeee mogbe o testimony is dis true I no wan chop someone else food o
Nope! It is not true...
Enjoy ur marriage and don't give haters chance(s).
Testimony89; u Berra come here
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by DTOBS(m): 8:35pm On Apr 19, 2016
Chommieblaq:
Wetin this one dey talk, as u get sense n u no dey childish why u no contribute when we dey rise important issue.
Na for nairaland u register, Abi na here u wan print ur call up, u can as well print your call up with checking up on us here.


Nairaland don join us na, person go dey insult people indirectly, Abeg park well for your own good.
Aunt Sabinus
Gbammmcheesy that name "sabinus" reminds me of one girl for my class then, na soso question she go dey ask up and down,both relevant and irrelevant ones:this girl, she fit ask question sote the lecturer go vex commot for class, na so we name her sabinus oooo.
At the end nko, we wey no dey ask questions self carry her....
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by DTOBS(m): 8:29pm On Apr 19, 2016
pinupjoe:
The pages keep increasing- I scroll thru hoping to see pics of a CUL or info- yet all I see is.......
Y'all should try tone it down a notch #my2Cents
We should manufacture one CUL for you abi when it is not yet time to print ithuh
Mtchewww; sometimes I doubt the way some of this our "omniknowest" think!
If you've truly passed through the wall of the uni, you should have gotten some real sense of talking to fellow graduates in a public forum like this.
And please kindly tell us that throughout your 4/5/6/7 years in the school, it was lecture, reading, assignment, test and exam galore no social life include!

Please Mrs girl something or whatever you call yourself, you and your haters should please #RexeiveSense.
#NLOrubebe
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by DTOBS(m): 8:23pm On Apr 19, 2016
spixytinxy:
ehn ehn oga ooo, am d one accompanying him na
Yea...o ga o reach sky sef!!!
Na you abi,? What of mschubby and Olasumhuh

Abeg, help me warn iambibi to leave me alone ooooo
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by DTOBS(m): 8:15pm On Apr 19, 2016
chisophia:
#smiles sheepishly# u look dashing too
You know I always do.

*come closer sweetie* *gives her a passionate hug*
*plant a hot kiss on her lips*
Hun hun hun...babe, I love you more than anything....
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by DTOBS(m): 8:12pm On Apr 19, 2016
spixytinxy:
otobe, u dare not tongue embarassed chisophia abi wetin dem dey call u, u neva c husband ooooo, dtobs is d husband to my frnd
Let me take it that you missed it!
FYI I and Airstarkane got divorced in a competent court of law. She has the judgement and I have the judgement.
Take chisophia as your new friend and no more comment on that!

BTW: are you the one accompanying kbs468 to the award night tonight or ur competitorshuh.


Rukkyola: see just don't break the promise u made earlier or else I will have no choice than to divulge ur ******
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by DTOBS(m): 7:46pm On Apr 19, 2016
Rukkyola:
Shubs, don't be lured into dating or getting married to Testimony. He has a girlfriend from this city called ANGEL. She is cute & heavily pregnant 4 him.

Her pregnancy is the reason 4 her absence in the city. She is receiving intensive care abroad in a specialist hospital. ANGEL's parents are the ones sponsoring Testimony & his wife.

Testimony just wants to flirt with u pending the return of his Angel. I will advice u 2 quickly say no to him, so u won't regret it when Angel returns.
I love u daz y am sharing dis with u. Thank me later!!
Wetin dey do this gal sef nah...you Berra thread carefully oooo....you also get #panamapaper issue ooo
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by DTOBS(m): 7:44pm On Apr 19, 2016
spixytinxy:
Wow grin grin grin full house, abeg all dose pple wey mention me mk una no vex oooo, I don't no where to strt frm ni oooo. Dtobs ku ise oooo
Oya ibeji...

Now ylh have to buy today's paper and see my publication inside ooo...

My new found love is chisophia....
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by DTOBS(m): 7:43pm On Apr 19, 2016
FolabiBret:
Shey make I buy you pongila? E plenty gan for dia. Meanwhile, I don land for naija sef. Mah just take 130 naira go flex u for spixytixy shop... e go rish u mezebu paraga nau. And, Blizzy, nor worry, I go buy you pringles. @ Jubrealguy, eyin ti Nairabet family, mo ki e pelu brother e, wittyemi.
Afolabibret...baba to sure juuuu...

Na osigidi u dey or ife?
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by DTOBS(m): 7:39pm On Apr 19, 2016
chisophia:
av got ur suit well ironed out, dunno if that red gown u bought me would be nice, or rather if I should go with the sea- green high-low gown.
Sweetie, the "sea-green high-low gown fits you perfectly and compliment your stature.

Wow, see my love radiantly glowing
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by DTOBS(m): 7:34pm On Apr 19, 2016
mariomakez:
my people of this great city I greet una o. Abeg who don print official call up letter?
Nobody for hear, only Buhari and fayose.
Buhari was posted to ekiti and fayose to katsina, daura to be specific..
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by DTOBS(m): 7:34pm On Apr 19, 2016
mariomakez:
my people of this great city I greet una o. Abeg who don print official call up letter?
Nobody for hear, only Buhari and fayose.
Buhari was posted to ekiti and fayose to katsina, daura to be specific.
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by DTOBS(m): 7:32pm On Apr 19, 2016
Abbeyunique2:
DG i knw say nah 2mao paper u want sell. alakoba
Lolzzz....we don already collate tomorrow's headline nahhhgrin
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by DTOBS(m): 7:27pm On Apr 19, 2016
Abbeyunique2:
What made it official? you? nysc? or your uncle? no pun intended
O boy see uppercutshocked...
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by DTOBS(m): 7:25pm On Apr 19, 2016
Chisophia: what are we rocking to the award night tonight?
You know your hussy is the DG and so special seat has been reserved for him and his boo at the VVVVVVVVVIIIIIPPPPPPP section of the hall.

BTW: The hairfixer did a wonderful job on ur hair; my queen is now looking good like never before.

Oya, let's be preparing to enter the venue in a grand style; some people must to jealous daku laleyi ni ooo when they see us!!!!

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