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PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT

This is to inform the generality of golden city citizens that the earlier proposed award voting for each categories will not come up again today. The voting has been shifted to start on Monday.
This is due to some challenges and technical ish.
We apologise for any inconvenience this may have caused all/any GC citizens.

NOTE : Bobolil, you re asked to check your off NL unit and do the needful.


Signed
DG, TV,Radio And NOA

For;
Kbs468
Attorney General and minister for justice. (Spokesman for the award committee.

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Wow....first of all let me thank Kbs468 for this!
Also to the MOD, thank you sires....


Peeps am back and countdown to drop soon.

HungerBAD:
Love is strong.

Love conquers the Olosho-Ship Stories.

Love even conquers the fact that she is still "MARRIED" to somebody else.

If the Oba can still marry a Woman with this wonderful past, and Fiberesima Ibinabo can get a husband after 5 Kids from 5 different men, and Tonto Dikeh can hook a man with the high Mile-age on her leg, i prophesize to the Women on Nairaland that are looking for husbands that this Year will not pass you.

N:B Wetin be the name of this girl Village?If their Juju fit catch the Ooni, that means say no be MADE IN CHINA JUJU. I know say many girls go dey visit there now to shower.

Lolzzz...wetin be d meaning of the bold one?

OK! Nice one

londonrivals:
Mr Victor Okon, the All Progressives Congress (APC) candidate in the March 12 Akwa Ibom rerun election has withdrawn his candidacy.

Okon, representing Oron/Udung Uko constituency, made his decision known at a news conference held in Uyo on Friday, less than 24 hours to the
rerun election.

He said that his withdrawal from the Saturday Akwa Ibom House of Assembly rerun election was personal.

He added that “after due consultation with my family and immediate constituency, I have decided to withdraw from the rerun election fixed for March 12,
2016 for very personal reasons.

“I have also already resigned from the All Progressives Congress (APC). This is my will and final decision on this matter.”

He thanked the people of Oron/Udung Uko state constituency for their unflinching support and assistance throughout his sojourn and during the contest and his political career.

Okon contested the Oron Udung Uko state constituency election on the platform of APC in the April 11, 2015 election and lost to Mr Effiong Bassey of the PDP.

http://www.metronaija.com/2016/03/apc-candidate-quits-akwa-ibom-state.html

Issokay

jubrealguy:
na u b information minister, abi......make my padi cum collect hin padi wife....na dat one good? watch ur back ooo honourable

Nope, am the DG, TV,Radio and NOA of this city...
He will try his best for her nah!


LOGODWHIZ; so im b ya relative?

Qutyjoyce; Hmmmm, women and money?, "nkan ti owo ati obirin ma da sile,apa awon meejeji gan ko ni ja"

Fraiser; you nah sure dude. I accept say I dey do lovey-dovey but can you please,let me and my wife be? Don't let that name Hardie14 call ya become real o.

Rukkyola:
i laff @ eran Nuru...i want u 2 stop ur vexations 2wards me and revert dat ur statement 'i pledge not to answer ur questions,so help me God'
oya do dat sharp sharp

Hmmm...well, am no longer vexxing for you.
For me to revert that statement, you also will have to revert ya statement, "Mr sabi sabi, etc" you said earlier!,Shikena.

Testimony89:
DTOBS how hv bn?

Hey buddy, am good, good to sight you! How was ya day and night?

Chommieblaq:
***reminisce n smiles ***

That's my baby, *Elerin eye* always smilling...
Me sef don contact the smile virus from you

Chommieblaq dear, is the food ready?

iambibi:
.... Notin sir.. Or else wee will go for a honeymoon

So Na ur friend's hussy you wan dey enter now? Hun
And I telk you say Fraiser is available, help his ministry nah

Qutyjoice:
And ya talking now, anyway do yur part first, I'm at yur bk.

But if Na money we dey share or we dey queue up for something now, "Am at you back no go dey ooo"

iambibi:
..... Olorun ma je!!!!!!

Kilode? He is okay now?







*In low tune*
Fraiser, your image don get as e be ooo...wetin you go do now, at last make your own no come be like Arsenal own

Fraiser:
hmmm friend me, I can see u re really puting a lot of muscle into dis tin o, never know I can frustrate u lyk dis o, hope u never start to dey piss for body sha, oya calm down make we relate as man to man, wot defines a real man is d ability to put a woman tru an adventure in a relationship, a man who is always bent at pleasing a woman even at is own utmost expense if fake nd ladies dont value dem much, a real man must b in control, a real man must be romantic, he must b affectionate nd emotional at d same tym a real man must b nutty nd carefree ability to put all dis qualities in balance is wot defines a real man otherwise d woman bcom bored.

Lolzzz...well to start with am not pissing for anywhere...
So with this, such acclaimed man should still go ahead and break ladies heart like rubber?
He should go ahead abuse them without limit?
He should say because he's in charge turn the woman to something else?
Brother, talk to me

merikims:
I Dodge am.

Dodge wetin? LogoDwhiz sef don grew now! So oya call Fraiser abeg

Qutyjoice:
Egba mi o, shey e wa kk? No No shey e normal, No what are yu trying to say.... Pls hold it dere.

Eh me... Oyehomie, see ya wife again

Qutyjoice:
And yu shd know I'm not jobless too......Mtcheww

How you wan make I know when e be say Na on top railings you and that your friend go tanda gidigba for dey gist from morning till night...

Qutyjoice:
Nope yu first, after yu

OK...
"It begins with you and I"

iambibi:
.. NEIGHBOR!!!!!!!!!!!.... Gush!!! Where did u go to... U left me all alone, and u kno dat jubrealguy can yawo upandan... Therefor, i hav given him back his ring,...... To be single for dis city naim sure pass...

Please, Uncle Fraiser is available ooo help us help his ministry...
Thanks in advance!

Qutyjoice:
Pls tell her to com for me

My babe no get time for you jawe...we have more pressing things that occupies our time... *you should know nah*

Qutyjoice:
lol....We're counting on yu, let it start from yu.

Of course, "It begins with you"

Qutyjoice:
IamBibi fwend mi, com n see dem copy cats

FYI; let my sweet baby catch you, me no go gbija re rara

AEyo1:
correct...Wesley Sneijder tinz

Imagine the combo of pirlo,Xavi Sneijder skills.

LogoDwhiz; why u no want am stroll come ur side? Fraiser will treat your wife very well nah.

Rukky+Ola, what doeth thou want from me?. You said I be tojubole eran Nuru..

Qutyjoice:
I dey tell u. May God deliver us

We also need to help ourselves! God will not come down from heaven and sit on the president seat to canoe the affairs of this country.
We need to brace up

Fraiser:
babe am sorry, stop cryin ok, u know I luv u, u shudnt hav fallen for an expired song lyk dat, dat is why i tot u re a village gal, u know a beautiful bae lyk u is suppose to b classy nd trending. *drew her closer to me nd gave her a peck to clean d tears in her cheek.

Imagine a man that takes pleasure in making ladies cry, is he a real man?

Imagine a man that takes pleasure in throwing shade at ladies,is he a real man?

Imagine a man that takes pleasure in calling well brought, well cultured, well structured ladies village girl, is he a real man?

Imagine a man can die because of anything "F" and in skirts/Trousers, is he a real man?

Imagine a man that takes pleasure in destroying other people's house by trying to "snatch" their wives, is he a real man?

My people ,My people;
IS THIS MAN IN QUESTION "Fraiser" a real man?

Chommieblaq:
Heeeeekikikikikik mmmmmmhhhhheheh.
Fraiser haf finish me oooo(continue crying)
DTOBS u see abi, Fraiser I bin think say u be ma paddy, u come disgrace me like this

Sweetheart, never mind that dude.
If he says you are a village girl, that's his own! Ask am why e dey disturb you...
See, baby mi to sha; you just have to let that dude know that you are no longer available for play play, your heart belongs to me and mine to you.

Oya, I got this from work for you, *brings out Apples* * take a bite* *gives her the apple straight from my mouth* #mehn,am enjoying this moment. Babe, what you re cooking is burning oooo....

*she rushes to the kitchen* "take it easy ooo"
Babe, let me freshen up,am coming now...

LogoDWhiz:
In wizkid's voice
*chai! i'm seeing things*

cc: DTOBS

Lolzzz... Ife wa n gbona lowo

iamdynamite:
am for nobody ooooo,all of una get for body .most guys in this city too like woman chaiiii.

Oya waka pass....

LogoDWhiz:
Lol.. Leave am..

He has a history with every 'f' in this city

As in...e get as e be for that guy I don tire for am oooo....

Make him just shift him attention commot my Bae side come merikims side Abi wetin u think?

Dedicated to my chommieblaq of life, my tomato Jos...


Bae, I will always love you forever!!!

iamdynamite:
you sef,your own dey your body,you turn yourself to musician because of woman.hmmmmmmmmmm,i just dey watch una in 5D

Hannnnn
Mr,on whose side are you? Me or him?

Fraiser:
oya where is d reference, I go report u for plagiarism, commieblaq com nd see o, hin no even fit compose new nd better lines for special woman lyk u, na old song wey don fade for ear hin dey sing for u

I painstakingly typed those lyrics by myself,word for world...
Moreover,every real couple outthere do have their love theme song. This is our own love theme song, e no concern you who sing am or who write am...


Chommieblaq, I need you to give this guy the capital NO he has been expecting all this while from you...