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Rukkyola:
na true mr pastor.after u criticize him life am finish.u need 2 pray 4 him

Criticism is needed for any govt! That way, they will know they have to work...

iambibi:
yeehhh.... !!! Ur own don worse o.. after u go say na me dey follow jubrealguy like tolotolo, buh c as u don open teeth dey wait for merikims like d main d main papa of tolotolo ..

Chai see how dis one dey take style tasi Presy!!!! Nawa oooo....

Rukkyola:
Dtobs better no make me vex 4 hea.y shud God BLESS THE PRESIDENT wen i dey suffer 4 hea.u neva pray 4 ursef finish u dey pray 4 person wey dey enjoy himself.God bless d president ko,God purnish am ni.
**removes shoes and disappears b4 she gets caught**

Lolzzz Rukky+Ola,
We need to pray for him...

Qutyjoice:
I love what I read, God Bless you for dz...This is definitely economy met down.....I cn not even see d difference btw Naijiria and Uganda again. God's intervention we need......GEJ is not good, GEJ is terrible, GEJ is this GEJ is that....Anyway I'm not into politics buh fact must be told sowie to say Buhari is not a good Leader. I rest my case.

You are very very right...at this point we are, Nigeria is not different from Zimbabwe.

omachimyk:
The change is because pcm already have CUL that carries 30th as stream1 so de had to put sand for garri

Lolzzz....

dominion92:
Do you care to know? Good morning babe

Help me ask her ooooo, she no go face her paraga work... *no let her hear ooo*


How re you doing this morning sweet? Kpele dear

Bbsharon:
Awo Boys will not kill me o...
I was reading at Awo cafe(a male hostel cafeteria in Obafemi Awolowo University) last night when one funny looking dude walked in. There is this air of naughtiness around him,he took his seat directly facing me as I pretended not to notice him. Then he brought out a coca-cola bottle drink and stared sipping, I wondered why he was sipping it as coffee. I decided to mind my business and face my book until he brought out a big headset and switched on the music that I could audibly hear every lyrics and beats.I decided to ignore at first untill I could not take it anymore and told him to please tune it down a bit. Well he did to my surprise but after about 10minutes increased it again infact louder than before. I just stared at him, shaked my head and started packing my things. Suddenly this guy stood up, looked up, shaked his head vigorously and sat down and continued sipping. Immediately I packed my things and changed seat , I noticed some guys at his back laughing out of control so out of curosity I approached them and ask what was wrong with the guy. I got this reply.
"Babe you see that bottle in his hand is nothing like coke o, he must have mixed several concotions and alcohol just to stay awake to read"

I burst into laughter. Silly guy, only God knows what he was up to during the day that he could not read and probabaly he has test tomorrow and want to do night reading by force by fire.

Typical of an Awo guy tho, same awo hall I went to last semseter block 7 to be precise where one guy was complaining of how his beans got stolen from his pot.


Just sharing my experience na, all this bad belle people saying is not funny. If that was my intention I would have put it in joke section.

Why are you pulling a kanye on my hall alma mata? I don't like it! We are the headquarter of Awo SUG.

doublezero7:
Good morning to you too sir.

Well, since NYSC has decided to move forward the opening of camp, we do not have a choice than to alter our plans too! I conveyed the changes in a previous post!

Cheers!

OK sire...

yanabasee:
It's everywhere.....

There is no PMS in towns.... There's been increase in prices of many commodities... Even a sachet of pure water's now sold at N20....


They promised to make life easy for us... But it's been plurrily difficult for an average Nigerian to cope with the inadvertency of this administration.

They said, GEJ was a drunk and was very slow...... But this government and it's stakeholders seems more drunk than the former president put together....

During GEJ's tenure... We Experienced all sorts of strikes from different bodies... But not from farmers... Water-leaf association went on strike and down here, we're still struggling to buy water-leaf...

I'm nt for the blame game..... But I jst dnt admire the politics played in every instance of life... The current administration had always point fingers to GEJ and embraces OBJ and beyond. When GEJ's tenure was far better than OBJ...and still the best government Nigeria has ever had...

I'll prefer to encourage myself to stay stronger and to hope and pray for the current administration for a smooth ride...


BTW..... Happy convocation to all the Malabites and Malabreases in the house! One gbosa!

Am more than happy reading this piece from you sire. I always say it anywhere I found myself that the worst form of a life a person can live is a life of hypocrisy and a life of mediocrity.
We all know and we can testify to it that of all the govt we've been having in this country, GEJ govt did perform in the above average class while others came and left with no impact. Tho,the GEJ had its own flaws and shortcomings due to the type and personality of people he was surrounded with. But are we not back to square one with PMB? With people like Lair Mohammed and Amaechi in this cabinet!
Since may 29 last year, virtually everything has gone backward in this country. E.g, petrol now sells for #150/litre and still scarce, Naira is climbing mount everest to go and meet dollar, the economy is down totally, govt (both the states and fed couldn't pay its workers), Corruption hasnt been fought convincingly and successfully, Fulani heardsmen are now on rampage, kidnapping without limit, BH boys are still working,yet our govt told us they've conquered dem but we know it's a lie,what are we now saying? Is this the change we voted for? Have we not made the greatest mistake of all time?
I think at this time, the president and his men needs to sit down and read various comments/bashing/advise of Nigerians and take the proper steps in bringing Nigeria back to the top.
God bless Nigeria
God bless our president
God bless Nigerians!!!

doublezero7:
Yes, they would give you temporary accommodation pending the official opening of camp!

Good morning sire, now that camp date has been shifted to April 1st, what are the changes in your movement? Or it remain the same.
I know we will be allowed to stay in camp a day before the opening but 2-3days before is not going to be taking.
#TeamBenue

After treating the few mentions I got in their, it is with a joyous heart and a grateful mind that I say good morning to you all in the city.

May will experience God's overflow blessing in our endeavours today. Every shortage in our lives is removed. Good morning all and have a fun filled day.
#Gracias.




March ti gbe wa oooooo

makazona:
Thanks a million DTOBS. U v bn of great help with ur explanations.

You are welcome sire,am happy it was helpful.

donem:
@ DTOBS thanks sir for the mention, I appreciate.

You are welcome sire... Good morning!

spixytinxy:
don't call me aproko again nd stop seeing chiommieblaqqy

Well, I may not call u aproko again but to stop seeing my lovely chommieblaq, DT one no dey possible at all...reason being DT our love don cross the athlantic ocean + the red sea and no Egypt can stop us.

AEyo1:
haha, i go bring 1 nike zoom for you my man....i hope say you no be goalkeeper oooo

Nope, I be complete 10

Fraiser:
abeg o I get one question o, hope no b say na d passport wey upload during registration nysc go extract take do our ID card nd discharge certificate, d passport wey dey my green card na error o, e worst die

Hummm...I can't satisfactorily say that but I know of a sure thing that we re still going to take another set of passport at the camp using the complete NYSC kit. So I think that is what is going to b on our ID and DC.
Good morning sire.

OFFICIAL COUNTDOWN:

ONLINE PRINTING OF CUL: 13 MORE DAYS (STARTNG ON THE 24TH

CAMP OPENING FOR STREAM 1: 21 MORE DAYS (STARTING ON THE 1ST).

CAMP OPENING FOR STREAM 2: 48 MORE DAYS (STARTING ON APRIL 27).

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QUOTE OF THE DAY: "learning gives creativity, creativity leads to thinking, Thinking provides knowledge and Knowledge makes you great".....Abdul Kalam.

HELP: Still don't know what what to take to camp, see here... www.corpr.com.ng/things-to-take-to-camp-nysc

AEyo1:
hello house, any idea if football cleats or studs are allowed in camp...cos i want captain my platoon team ooo

cc;
all footballers in the city

Memphisdepay

Even if you wan bring the chair Roman Abramovich dey take seat for Stamford bridge cone, no wahala...

Oyehomie:
Lol...kk..e gud like dat...na woman jawe..no do am like dat ok?

Yea...

Fraiser:
chai... Why u won turn ursef to ogun follow come na, cant I miss somone again nd because of dis tin wey u talk now, I go plant d seed of her luv for my heart make hin dey grow small small

Yimmu...

I trust my omo Iya, she is courteous and well mannered. She was brought up in a godly home.
Missoyin, am I lying?

Ndejiko:
I will get back to the fellow tomorrow sir about the online registration. Let me speak with a serving B15 CM

Aiit thanks so much....
Mr makazona, help is on its way...

Oyehomie:
Lol...na lady nah..i no say she no fit harm u nah...nd na she reported u...alryt wetn happn?

I don even forget sef...

beautycrush24:
Abeg who know where i fit get doctor's report o? I need am like yesterday

To start with, is it to manipulate your redeployment or genuine?

If it is genuine, the following hospitals are recognised;

1. Any Federal Medical Center around you.
2. Any state Hospital in your area.
3. Private Hospitals that are NHIS accredited

Thanks!
Hope it helps?

makazona:
Can I register for nysc ID online...am batch B 2015

First of all, I don't think this will be the best place for you to get answer(s) to that question. But let me try a little to help.
I think camp registration is the gateway to having NYSC ID which will be used throughout the service year.
Moreover, I don't know how the reg is been done at the camp ('cause we've not been there) but i want to believe and convincingly say to you that it should not be an online thing.
Kbs468 and LogoDwhiz, please add ya own and let's help a brother!

Oyehomie:
DEDICATED TO MA BABE OFCOS


Lol..o ya wettn u do am...

Wetin I do am or Wetin she do me?

Fraiser:
no worry baba, I husband about d kurukere wey dey btw us, bur hin no fit talk, I don hold am to ransome

Jesus...
Spixytnxy which kurukere is he talking about?
Kbs468, which ransom is he talking about?

Oyehomie:
T'ws wonderful oooooo.....
Wettn du u nd ma babe nah..she reported u to me

See that your babe en!!! because of her, I fit no dey show for ya house again ooo.

Oyehomie:
Brimmie..happy bday bro..long life in health nd prosperity... Waa last baba......
Gc ppl... I hail ooo
Dtobs padi...hw va nah

Ore mi ataata...me wapa oooo


How was ur day now?,

[quote author=AEyo1 post=43657411][/quote]Good you admit that

Fraiser:
wao am happy u re back, av missed u lyk I want to fainted

Faint if you want to faint, you can even enter coma for all I care...she is a no go area for you!, She is my sister....
#BackOff

Fraiser:
no dey talk to my own spixytinxy lyk dat o, Ma ba ki ese bo sokoto kan o. Where are my gallant KD buddies ABB1 nd Tope alonso, hope say no b yanrinya keep dem away sha, make dem no finish all d yarinya bfor I com o

You say

AEyo1:
it's ok...hope no ppa for Agatu community

Lolzzzz...Why not if not? Fear not brother