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CareerRe: Globacom Introduces Harsh Bond To Staff by DTRUMPER: 4:03pm On Sep 05, 2016
Only few Nigerians will be willing to go through such stress to be a guarantor for someone else.

The question is : Is the employee the one in charge of world Bank vault?
RomanceRe: Guys - Can You Marry A Lezbian? Girls - can you marry a Gay? by DTRUMPER: 3:42pm On Sep 05, 2016
I can as long as she allow me to marry her lesbian partner too, so everything will be balance indoor. Or she grant me access to watch them every time they are in action.

They don't have to hide it, as long as I Bleep her partner too, its okay by me. No problem we are good
RomanceRe: See What Born Again Ghanian Actor John Dumelo Posted by DTRUMPER: 3:02pm On Sep 05, 2016
They all carry the same NOSE, or is it me that is seeing it like that?
PoliticsRe: See What A Man Posted Abt Aisha Buhari & Diezani & Tell Me Why APC Is Not A Scam by DTRUMPER: 11:48am On Sep 05, 2016
mrkayusfit:
Senseless post
ZOMBIE SPOTTED shocked shocked

A family who claimed that they have no money to buy election form grin grin
RomanceRe: Whats Your Take On Losing Virginity To... by DTRUMPER: 10:33am On Sep 05, 2016
That means I am still a virgin, always using rubber, don't miss it. No time sorry
CelebritiesRe: If You Have Old Potatoes In Your Home, Throw Them Away. They Could Kill You by DTRUMPER: 10:23am On Sep 05, 2016
Orishirishi information undecided
LiteratureRe: My Landlady, Her Daughters And A Tenant (18+) Episode 1 by DTRUMPER: 10:21am On Sep 05, 2016
Adulterer Spotted angry embarassed
PoliticsRe: My Idenitity? Nigeria!!! by DTRUMPER: 10:04am On Sep 05, 2016
Unique indeed,

1.Nigeria is unique with her special brand of corruption,

2.Unique in her inability to effectively and efficiently distribute electricity

3. So unique with her special kind of potholes in road networks

4. So unique that her citizens minimum wage cannot buy a bag of rice

5. So unique that her citizens suffer to elect their officials under the sun and rain, so that those officials will live like kings and citizens live like slaves

NIGERIA, SUCH A UNIQUE NATION WITH HER SPECIAL BRAND OF UNEMPLOYMENT, INTEREST RATE.

THE GIANT OF AFRICA INDEED.
CelebritiesRe: Actress Jackie Appiah Shares Lovely New Photos by DTRUMPER: 9:52am On Sep 05, 2016
Beautiful smile, nice
Christianity EtcRe: I’m Gay – Bishop Nicholas Chamberlain by DTRUMPER: 4:54pm On Sep 04, 2016
1stCitizen:
How some people take dey decide to fvck man anus dey shock me.
The decision they weaken my body too.

I seriously see it as a form of madness though, because madness get different versions. grin
CelebritiesRe: Mark Zuckerberg, Rita Dominic, Basketmouth, Kunle Afolayan, Yemi Alade Pictured by DTRUMPER: 7:27am On Sep 01, 2016
Pylony:
What do you expect, some of these our Nigerian Girls wey no dey respect the hole between their legs would be like, "can i be at your service for to night"? I believe Mark Zuckerberg being a multi-millionaire most be faced with sexual harassment from Women of timber and caliber. grin grin
BECAUSE HE WORE POLO SO you THINK HE IS JUST A multimillionaire? undecided

That young guy is richer than DANGOTE 10 times over...
A MULTI-BILLIONAIRE
CelebritiesRe: Destiny Owusu Ohwawa On Nigerian Men: "Run If You Meet Nigerian Men" by DTRUMPER: 7:26pm On Aug 31, 2016
Zceesneh:
I rather masturbate than Bleep this animal
DANg, take it easy Bro.

Nothing taste like real pucci
CelebritiesRe: Destiny Owusu Ohwawa On Nigerian Men: "Run If You Meet Nigerian Men" by DTRUMPER: 7:24pm On Aug 31, 2016
"Hitting your cervical .... U wan injure em prick? "

Cracked me up. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Some niggas with badmouthed
RomanceRe: Man Buys His UNILAG Girlfriend A Car For Accepting His Proposal by DTRUMPER: 12:59pm On Aug 30, 2016
Francon:
Congratulations to them. I tap into the unmerited favour. Amen

Proverbs 31:

10 Who can find a virtuous woman? for her price is far above rubies.

11 The heart of her husband doth safely trust in her, so that he shall have no need of spoil.

12 She will do him good and not evil all the days of her life.
EVEN GOD KNOWS HOW DIFFICULT IT IS TO FIND THAT KIND OF LADY, IN THOSE DAYS WHEN THE SCRIPTURE WAS WRITTEN, LET ALONE NOW IN THIS BUHARI TENURE

CareerRe: Felix Usikhifo Recognized By American Embassy In Lagos. Photos by DTRUMPER: 12:30pm On Aug 30, 2016
PaulIdu:
Its sad your brain is clearly letting you down on the daily...A topic that is about a man being rewarded for his diligence and your dying/failed brain betrays you by finding a way to drag Trump and some Phantom slap into it , your dull brain still goes further to defend itself stupidity by advising I go and read up about Trumps foreign policy as it relates to slapping ..Mr Man if you you can sue that brain of yours for letting you down if advise you explore that option
huh undecided

EducationRe: 11 Types Of Neighbours In Off-campus Hostels by DTRUMPER: 8:05pm On Aug 21, 2016
I think I am one of the ghost kind of neighbors.

I find strength in solace...

Thrive in quiet places...

But I greet everyone but will never visit you.
Christianity EtcRe: "Is Abstinence Before Marriage A Realistic Message?" by DTRUMPER: 3:37pm On Aug 18, 2016
Seun:
Nobody practices abstinence before marriage. Those that claim to be abstinent, if you investigate, are often doing everything except penetration.
ONE MILLION DOLLARS FOR THAT GOOD COMMENT
Christianity EtcRe: "Is Abstinence Before Marriage A Realistic Message?" by DTRUMPER: 3:34pm On Aug 18, 2016
lilyqueen:
No sexually transmitted diseases

No unwanted pregnancy

Low rate of heart break and so on
SAME advantages LESBIANS have for going into the devilish act
RomanceRe: Student Dies During Masturbation In Front Of Laptop by DTRUMPER: 3:23pm On Aug 05, 2016
kuchikau:
I hate girls dat mensturates. How can blood coming fron your BIG T0TO wet ur pants and skirt,yet u claim to be sophisticated. *Smells*

PhonesRe: Why Some Nigerians Are Scared Of Talking On The Phone by DTRUMPER: 12:58pm On Jul 28, 2016
worlexy:
Fear of always burning airtime and the need to keep recharging everyday is what?
POVERTY, POVERTY, POVERTY

one more time POVERTY
EventsRe: A Bride & Her Bridesmaid Wear Bathing Suit For Her Bridal Shower by DTRUMPER: 11:30am On Jul 23, 2016
texazzpete:
Did the ladies tell you they took these pictures for your pleasure?

Women that are comfortable in their own bodies took pictures because they feel like looking sexy and strong. Typical neanderthal nairalander automatically calls them prostitutes.

We do not know if they are prostitutes or not. What we KNOW for a fact is that you lack common sense.
YOU DRESS THE WAY YOU WANT TO BE ADDRESSED.

IS THAT STATEMENT COMMON SENSE TO YOU?
MR COMMON SENSE?
EventsRe: A Bride & Her Bridesmaid Wear Bathing Suit For Her Bridal Shower by DTRUMPER: 11:26am On Jul 23, 2016
gefted1:
A bride & her bridesmaid wear bathing suit for her bridal shower. She describe her bridesmaid as slay squad and her maid of honour as bae of honour.
Source: http://www.naijanewsland.com/2016/07/a-bride-her-bridesmaid-wear-bathing.html
ALL I SEE shocked shocked, IS HOES, OLOSHOS, AND.... WHAT'S THE OTHER NAME AGAIN?

WELL GOOD LUCK TO THE GROOM.
PoliticsRe: Halliburton: Aisha Buhari Sues Fayose by DTRUMPER: 5:34am On Jul 21, 2016
wisov:
U think say everybody dey like dino,fayose wey go travel go china to full himsef, wasting ekiti money! She doesn't need to travel to usa just to prove a point. She's first lady of a country for cris sake.
AS IF HER HUSBAND IS NOT A TRAVELLING PRESIDENT

EventsRe: Edo Bride Vs. Yoruba Bride : Who Did It Better??? by DTRUMPER: 11:07am On Jul 19, 2016
saderry:
Yoruba no ni
That your smile make me fall in love kiss
RomanceRe: No Girl Is Good, Yet Guys Are Getting Married Every Week by DTRUMPER: 9:35am On Jul 19, 2016
marvelck:
A lot of guys are fond of saying there are no good girls any more and yet guys are getting married every week. So, who are they getting married to? Is it not to girls. There are good girls. You just have to pray and hope to find one and marry.
IT'S all about recruitment and selection my dear.

Many are mad, but few are roaming.

Guys only marries those not on the street. At least they their own madness under wrap.
RomanceRe: No Girl Is Good, Yet Guys Are Getting Married Every Week by DTRUMPER: 9:23am On Jul 19, 2016
blackprowler:
I think Nairaland isn't the place to say it. Go and tell every young girl growing up - and their parents and "elders" too because the average Nigerian girl is brought up to believe they don't need the male gender besides to do work for them. That's why you treat boys with such awful disrespect until you grow old and everyone is asking when you will marry, then you turn around and start accusing men of being afraid of successful women. Before issue of getting married comes up, 90% of Nigerian educated girls are hooking up and having sexx with something like 5% of Nigerian males. This creates excess on one side and massive deprivation on the other. When the 5% men finally marry on 5% of the girls, the other 85% of the girls then profess their "undying love" to the category they spent their whole lives mocking. I say 99%Nigerian girls are not good and I didn't marry and I'm in my 40s and I've been on both sides of the divide of men's capacity. Thank you
ABEG go and marry except maybe you are jobless.
40years? Please go and marry, nah beg I dey beg you oooh. Biko nu.
RomanceRe: No Girl Is Good, Yet Guys Are Getting Married Every Week by DTRUMPER: 9:18am On Jul 19, 2016
SELENAqueensy:
It's just the normal talk... Just like saying All guys are the same


If they say there are no good girls, then what am i?
I checked your dp, your bombom is on POINT MEGALY.

We'll it's because you asked what I am doing there oo
kiss kiss
CrimeRe: Widow Uses School Girls As Sex Slaves In Lagos (pic) by DTRUMPER: 2:39pm On Jul 15, 2016
10-12 years shocked


Jesu kreste
RomanceRe: Girl Is Looking For A Nigerian Husband With Salary Range: £70-100k by DTRUMPER: 6:52pm On Jul 14, 2016
undecided
IN RETURN FOR WHAT? WHAT WILL SHE OFFER THE MAN?

when a man sleeps with a lady, and they both enjoyed it,
The lady will still claim that she was used and dumped after collecting money for upkeep, maintenance, transportation, new phone, new bag, hair etc etc.

Tell me, who used who?
CelebritiesRe: Afrocandy Celebrates Her 45th Birthday With Hot Photos by DTRUMPER: 6:38pm On Jul 12, 2016
mcyemite:
Dont call this woman a porn actress;->she has never revealed anytin.:-@
CHECK THE INTERNET AND ENTERTAIN YOURSELF

IF YOU are INTO THAT KINDA THINGY wink
CelebritiesRe: Afrocandy Celebrates Her 45th Birthday With Hot Photos by DTRUMPER: 6:35pm On Jul 12, 2016
angry angry angry

THERE IS NOTHING HOT ABOUT THIS WOMAN ABEG.

EVERYONE HAS SEEN EVERY PART OF HER NAKED, UGLY, SAGY BODY ALL OVER THE WEB.

NOTHING SPECIAL. Boobs gan nah slippers.

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