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FatherOfJesus:
Until you disprove me, I am right and you are wrong

I and Bobby himself have already told you, you are mad, but as usual with mad people, dem too mad to hear.

FatherOfJesus:
Should I believe Bobby or Flying Spaghetti Monster who told me this by himself through a revelation?


Can you believe a pastor instead of Yahweh himself?

It is your mad parade, do as you like!

FatherOfJesus:
yes, all Christians accept the fact that Flying Spaghetti Monster is the creator did Jesus.

Stop crying

No reasonable person stays around mad people. So carry on with your mad parade

FatherOfJesus:
Its not

Mungo park did not create River Niger

Bobby Henderson did not create Flying Spaghetti Monster

They both discovered them

Bobby clearly said he created it. Mungo said he found the beginning of River Niger. But it is appreciated that mad people do not know the difference.

FatherOfJesus:
A stupid Christian will say that it’s not logical for Flying Spaghetti Monster to create Jesus

And there are no stupid Christians. A Christion would say mad and stupid people have come.

FatherOfJesus:
Did Mungo park create River Niger?

Change of Post!

FatherOfJesus:
Dtruthspeaker, think about it.

If Flying Spaghetti Monster didn’t create Jesus and God, so how did Jesus and God come into existence.

Flying Spaghetti Monster must have created them. That’s the only logical conclusion

A stuid mannequin would say that it is logical for its man creator to be created of plastic.

FatherOfJesus:
Its also proven that God and Jesus were created by the Flying Spaghetti Monster else you would have disproven it.

Words of a mad man

FatherOfJesus:
No he doesn’t, he only discovered what has been in existence before him.

The Flying Spaghetti Monster is older than the universe, Yahweh and Jesus.

Disprove it

See in your madness, you do not see that you are the one speaking madly when Bobby has already said "I was joking o".

FatherOfJesus:
call me whatever you like, Flying Spaghetti Monster remains the creator of Yahweh and Jesus until you disprove it with verifiable evidence.

It is already proven that you are mad!

FatherOfJesus:
Okay, the fact also remain that Flying Spaghetti Monster is the creator of Yahweh.

It’s an existing fact that you cannot disprove

The fact already shows that the inventor of your rubbish already said that it was a joke.

FatherOfJesus:
Yes, it’s a must and the maker of the intelligent designer is the Flying Spaghetti Monster

You can’t disprove that

And this is why you are mad! For you are behaving exactly like a mannequin which says man must be made of plastic.

FatherOfJesus:
If you don’t know the facts, then you cannot make conclusions.
That’s not how it works, if you don’t know, just say you don’t know. Don’t assume without facts.

Wrong!

A conclusion is based on "existing facts" eg Buhari is president of Nigeria now. End of fact.

FatherOfJesus:
So what more intelligent designer designed the intelligent designer?
The intelligent designer must be more sophisticated than the design hence he also had to be designed

See, mannequin thinking that because he knows he is made of plastic it's creator too must be made of plastic.

Is it a must that there must be another intelligent designer who designed the intelligent designer?

FatherOfJesus:
Bobby Henderson discovered Flying Spaghetti Monster in 2006, but he has always existed before then.

Just as Mungo park discovered River Niger But River Niger always existed before then.

Prove me wrong

Permesan be upon you, ramen

Bobby already proves you wrong.

His Letter did not say he discovered it, he said it was just a satire, a creation for the purposes of argument. So you see, you are mad on your own. Your Bobby does not even follow you in madness. He confined himself to reasonable limits.

OJODEL10:
Yes it is possible if he is wanted but i believe he has serve his punishement from God and he is forgiven only for him not to go back

Did you not see that Bill Cosby, R. kelly, Weinstein were prosecuted for crimes committed long ago, even when they were not declared wanted?

Know this, Exactly as God does and has done, in that even Cain has not yet been prosecuted for his crimes nor the fallen angels, this is The Law "there is no limitation as to the prosecution of crime".

Legal (man's unlawful law) says "there is no statute limitation against crime".

FatherOfJesus:
Nope, nobody invented Flying Spaghetti Monster .
It was only discovered by Bobby Henderson.

Flying Spaghetti Monster creates everything

Wiki calls you mad for it.was a simple letter of protest written by a 24 year old boy for that matter, nothing more.

Wikipedia
https://en.m.wikipedia.org › wiki
Flying Spaghetti Monster

The "Flying Spaghetti Monster" was first described in a satirical open letter written by Bobby Henderson in 2005 to protest

Definitely, you are mad!

tctrills:
The point is that anyone can claim to see even what God had not revealed.
Too many fake prophets don't you think?

It is like you do not have a Bible to see that God had revealed it.

Secondly it is not "any one" but a multitude have so confessed the phenomenom. Thus, you are the one who does not see or claims not to see that which is very obvious.

FatherOfJesus:
Fly Spaghetti is not satirical, only those who don’t believe in him think so

See, now you are the one who is mad for the inventor of it has already told us saying "na play him be dey play" but mad people like you don turn am to something else.

tctrills:
My point is that some modern day Christians decided that these are the last days. As Christians we depend on revelations. We don't just decide on our own.

The Bible said if you are capable of seeing then you will see it. And it is not a Christians decided thing, it is that we have been tracking the changes such that we saw it when it began.

BBBmall25:
my question is, do they easily sway by lies

Because they are liars themselves.

olasaad:
Mumu so as the husband and someone that wants to be call head of the family you can't tell her to go and make adjustments and cover it up

Like you ever listen to us, olosho senior prefect.

FatherOfJesus:
It hasn’t, we are both mad. You know that

Prove that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is not the ultimate creator?
Prove it

Simple!

Truth exists; only lies are invented.

Georges Braque

And that your thing was invented in 2005 and it was unreal as acknowledged by its man creator with him calling it a "satire"

Wikipedia
https://en.m.wikipedia.org › wiki
Flying Spaghetti Monster

The "Flying Spaghetti Monster" was first described in a satirical open letter written by Bobby Henderson in 2005 to protest the Kansas State Board of Education ...

So, you see, many of us are older than your thing. Clearly not the Boss of boss nor the Creator of the creator. So you are the only one who is mad when you raise a mannequin which you manufactured in 2005 as the creator of the world and the man who created it. That is Madness speaking!

tctrills:
My point is how do you know that these are the last days?

It is as obvious as a girl who has lost her virginity.

FatherOfJesus:
Flying Spaghetti Monster is the ultimate commander who cannot be created.

He created your god and your god created us

Now your madness has begun.

judedwriter:
...Our thoughts weigh before God like our acts.

That is what I am saying. We are guilty and convictable of an offence in God's Court with mens rea alone and I knew before you did.

FatherOfJesus:
...The law of cause and effect has to be obeyed

Laws are for leaders. When you command that everyone in your house must be in the house by 10pm, that Law does not and cannot affect you. So cause and effect will only affect those lesser than you eg children, relatives, servants etc.

BBBmall25:
Hahaha.... na u talkam oh... but why do they believe so much in lies than truth?

They are evil and evil cannot eat and live on Truths. They need to eat lies.

But do not if you feed them lies, then you are birds of the same feather.

tctrills:
My point is how do you know that these are the last days?

The same way you know harmattan is coming or a football match would soon end.

LordReed:
People like things that make them feel good or have hope. It's easier to exploitpeoples emotional highs, for instance some people get scammed because of their fears, some others are scammed because of romantic feelings. Emotion bypasses reason a lot of the time, it takes quite a bit of self control to reign in your emotions and take a second closer look at something.

Confession!

BBBmall25:
I ask this question in the face of prevalence fraud and many girls falling in love with swindlers. Any personal experience?

Don't let the reports and their sayings deceive you. Girls know what they are doing much more than men.

It is simply because God normally spoils their plans and schemes.

tctrills:
I am not sure I get your question but the last days mean 5hat the end is close.
The last days mean it is about to come to an end.
Example, if you say, "these are my last days in school." It means you are about to get to the end of your school.

Correct!
Since you appreciate this, then you must appreciate that these last days are exactly like a football match. It only ends when the referee blows the end of the match but we all know that we are in the dying minutes of the game.