₦airaland Forum

Enjoy Agbor

I hope you people have steady electricity and security?

Which Kain names be Halima Anita and Maryam Charles

You dey lose concentration, dey mix Egusi, okra and Okazi soup together
Arab and Western while in Africa

With that Kain makeup and hair too?

She is clearly not someone to listen to or take advice from she never fit advice herself finish on simple life choices

She wan advice ladies on Nengi thunder faya you there Maryam Charles

Corruption is the major reason I want to leave or I left, you see man know man ehn, I went to Abuja I got intel of vacancy I went there and after passing 2 offices the third guy was surprised he said how did you get here? The 4th office was the big man's office, top govmt office holder,

Wait! how did you even know about this job? The p.a asked, I told him not to worry he should just submit my documents, he asked haven't you submitted your document through the normal link before? I wanted to lie but I said the truth, he told me forget it oga already knows your name, if I can remember your name I'm sure he can too,

To cut the long story short my name is a south south name very English the oga is a northern muslim and he wanted to put his boys in the positions. and it wasn't advertised so very few people with Intel applied, So there was no how he would even mistakenly accept me.

I went with smarts(as cunny man/sharp guy), good university result and small connection and insider info, but it still felt like I was punching above my weight class, I was qualified even more than the people who were eventually selected but I wasn't as connected as them. One of the guy who got it came with nothing his aunt told him come I will put you there so he just hurriedly came without documents, he came empty handed we chatted abit he told me who his aunt is and he asked me whose connect am I using that was when I knew there was a problem, I am not a total nobody back in my state, but in Abuja I am a nobody I wanted something new, I was tired of my state I wanted job without parents or family help but it wasn't possible, This also links to tribalism and upward mobility

Other reasons are our currency has no value, insecurity and religious extremism

Value of work, upward mobility also we keep electing stupid people as politicians, I mean thief's, thugs, the worst amongst us yet we celebrate them shamelessly and finally I cannot wait till I am 80 to enjoy the benefits of a developed society, I want to experience it while I am young.

Small explanation:
If you make even 10,000usd a month and send half of that back to naija that's 2 million naira a month in Nigeria you cannot find 2 million naira job without doing something evil or connection, luck, hardwork, being from a wealthy family and much more combined

Religious extremism people are getting locked up for thinking, reading and analysing the quran on their own or online, Nigeria is gradually becoming Afghanistan https://amp.theguardian.com/world/2020/jul/27/wife-of-mubarak-bala-detained-nigerian-humanist-plea-for-information

A cleaner in Nigeria can never safe enough or work hard enough to become a surgeon general impossible, in most of the abroad cleaners, taxi drivers, road sweepers become doctors, graduates, professors even migrants become mayor's, council men and so on In Nigeria it is rare for a Nigerian whose parents are born in one state to become something in another state except in Rivers state and Lagos the case of the lady chief judge in Akwa ibom and Calabar comes to mind, to us outsiders they are the same but to them they are very different, I once had a chat with a cross River person who thought everything wrong with Cross River was thanks to Akwa ibom people and esp. girls giving Cross River esp. Calabar a bad name and reputation.

Politicians commissioning leg bridge and giving out plastic buckets and legs as empowerment program while building one fence for their office at 200 million naira, and paying themselves paliatives of 1.5billion naira yet nobody protests, nobody is assassinated, Nigerians just make memes about it and laugh it off, someone pretends to faint and that's all.

In saner societies people would be jailed for just one of these. Meanwhile we recycle these criminals from 8 years as house of reps member to 8 years as governor to 8 years as minister to 8 years as senator I don't have 40 or 50 years to wait before it MAY get to me so I'd try my luck elsewhere, while keeping my eyes and heart at home.

dangoteinlaw:
i agree, i got a better idea lets bomb the whole Nigeria instead. There won't be dogs if there's no country to live in. Then next we go Bleep all the whole 7yo girls and their goats too.

Why do you think the queen, Saudi princesses and emirs daughters, Rahaf Mohammad Al qunun and co. ran away from UAE, Kuwait, Egypt etc despite all their wealth?

To become regular average people in Canada and UK and Australia?

They preferred to be a woman in the west who can not afford Gucci and fendi than be a Muslim woman in Arabia who can afford all that and more with status as a queen, princess or Emirs daughter or top govmt official.

Google their names or check on YouTube and watch their various escapes very touching.

If dogs, pigs, Jews, Coptic Christians, othodox Christians, pagans and atheists amo get many others had their way they would have fled before Muhammads sword fell on them

It is sad that parts of Nigeria has now become as barbaric and hostile as those places in Arabia
https://amp.theguardian.com/world/2020/jul/27/wife-of-mubarak-bala-detained-nigerian-humanist-plea-for-information

Mrshape:
The probability of this occurring
is more than 33/57

Make Una no dey lose concentration

Your wife and mother living in one house while you are away even though they hate or dislike each other

And the both of them outside at the same time and standing on the same line with hands stretched out at the same time?

Impossible,

Somebody will open gate or car door for you or carry your bag for you so the closest person to you is who you should hug first. Which will most likely be your wife, your mum will most likely be forming big woman inside or just hang around the door and watch you come in she will rarely come all the way out to open gate or car door for you.

Your mum should also know that it is your wife's turn to shine, she had her own dad and her own husband and her own son, now her son is someone else's husband why not allow them enjoy their relationship, you have had yours all his life for like 30years or so let the wife have the next 30 or forever

Simple logic, Una dey too lose concentration

DJ Neptune go retire abeg

Abi dj's no dey hang boot?

With her lantern hair dem suppose evict her on the first day she enter that house

Stupid question for stupid people like slawomir

You and I know this can almost never happen

Coolkid11:
Dog that will save ur life if u get one I don't understand u I pray for u may my Lord Jesus bless u

I'm only telling your what the quran and Haddiths say about black and dogs

All that money yet the people of the state won't see or feel it

Wike received 97 Abi 78 billion from projects Amaechi did yet the mono rail he refused to complete it, the money done enter voicemail and the people didn't feel or see it not even one pot hole was filled after he got the money

Hadith (4016) 43 (1570) it was ordered by the messanger of Allah that all dogs be killed

Muhammad said black dogs especially are unholy and impure

And Satan is a black man

Under Sharia it is punishable by death to call Muhammad a black man

See her belle

Akpabio and his contract guzzling senators deserve death penalty no remorse for their crimes to them it's just another day at the office

Another one

Bbnaija is greater than EPL

Please it's ok, everybody off your mics don't @ me

Another time wasting

Money wasting event

Nigerian youths go and protest leave European football alone go and stone akpabio and Buhari

They will still play it next season and the season after that till the world comes to an end but you will never get the 90minutes you waste for each match and the money you stake on those nonesense long slips that always cut

If it is bbnaija you people will complain

But every day of your life's you people will waste watching ball they will keep playing till the world ends far away in Europe

You go as far as dashing naira bet and other betting agencies cash, betting slips go cut taya today.

But you will be the first to open your wide mouths and criticise bbnaija that will only last for less than 2 months and will give Nigerians money, fame, connections and jobs

Na Una selves Una dey decieve

mrvitalis:
Shut up

It is only to shout you are a small boy and insult people you guys know

Nothing else

mrvitalis:
If ijaws didn't betray on the war they pushed ojuchwu to fight we won't be here today

You too mumu

Go and read history major ISAAC Adaka BORO declared NigerDelta Republic 3 years before Biafra was declared

Guess who crushed NigerDelta Republic? It was Ojukwu he killed 500 of major Isaac's men and arrested isaac

Isaac was in jail waiting to be hung thanks to Ojukwu

After killing 500 Niger Delta fighters you come without consulting us to include us into your useless Biafra because of our oil and you decided to fight the bloodiest part of the war in Rivers state so we suffer the most casualties

All these Without even apologizing for your earlier misdeeds and stupid!ty

you open your dirty mouth talking nonesense Biafra. I ask you Who betrayed who?

Everything I saw there is "HAD" "had" nothing to be excited about

Rip to the historian him too has join history

He has been dead for 5 years now

Arrewa:
bloody bigot get out of this thread!! Bigot!! You are a typical Christian bigot who can't reason beyond religion... So kastina, Borno is not bleeding abi?? It only southern kaduna that is bleeding... You are one the problem of humanity!! Bloody extremist!!

Who is doing the killing is it not Fulani muslim herdsmen and northern Boko haram muslims?

Una done come oh if I no see 10$ person no go waka again oh

Na just small something make the gods do something oh?

Make killer herds men and cultists catch you even the governor of Benue state doesn't reside in Benue state he has a house in Abuja where he stays permanently he rules his state via e-governannce through WhatsApp and phone calls it's too dangerous for him

All the names you listed especially uthman danfodio are Failures some are criminals and jihadists like danfodio

Why are you celebrating these criminals ? Are they the best the north has to offer?

If that's the case is it not obvious why the north is bleeding? Esp. the Christians of Southern Kaduna and Borno state and Benue state and Kogi state amongst others

He deserves to be detained for supporting a cultist whom he helped to expose initially

trueguy573:
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Nigerian currency is truly worthless for a 2004 car to still cost over 1.1m