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starlight101:
Stupid wife
In an oil company, this man was about to
receive a
contract
of N30 million when his wife
called him on phone.
(On phone)
Wife, wooooooooow, darling I have a very big
surprise for
you,
I can't believe this.
Husband: wow, ok pls I will call you back, I'm
about to
receive a contract of N30 million
Wife: Darling it's a good news but this one is
very urgent
pls come home now, pls it's VERY URGENT.
Husband: but I'm about to....
Wife: PLS JUST COME HOME BABY, TRUST
ME
Husband: em, pls my wife just called me for
an
urgent thing. Pls grant me d access to go n
come back
quick.
Company: Well, if you leave. I'm afraid of
what might
happen to d contract,
The man quickly went home.
Husband: (seriously sweating) honey why dis
urgent
surprise,
when I was about to receive a contract worth
30 million?
Wife: Honey, our troubles are over and God
has finally
answered our prayers,
Husband: R u pregnant?
Wife: Haba honey is more than pregnancy,
if it's just pregnancy I wouldn't have
disturbed u in ur
contract.
Husband: wow, so what's d surprise?
Wife: (being happy)
Honey, I can't believe this, u know we have
have been
praying for over 6 months now and
God has finally answered us,
That Big rat that always didturb us in the
kitchen
is finally dead,
I called u to come and remove it, you know I'm
afraid of
touching rats.?
what will u do?

y is dr blame on d wife,if yu tell me dis kinda tin,i wud stone d man to death..d wifv didnt do anything oo..its d foolist man that left 30m that he was seeing life

majidyusuf:
good morning to you too, thanks

oga well done oo.any news?

hilsocial:
Na sch do me bad walia. After i don plan tins finish but na Godwin.

make dx service do nd go

hilsocial:
De go de think say FUTO don do u bad tin. U knw na, extra yr for FUTO na normal tin. E don tire me to de explain how i see no record found .

futo no go kill person sha ,

hilsocial:
Hahahaha. Na u sabi. No be fun u want.

no wahala na..make we d wait TT,cos i don tire to xplain to family frnds y i neva serve my beloved country

hilsocial:
Nobe u de find lively camp. If u like mountains, come to Enugu camp.

,but y i go like mountains na??abi dem hide money for d mountain??

hilsocial:
I hrd Jigawa, Kebbi and Kano camps are fun. Try dia.

,borno nko abi yobe,hrd nassarawa is d best sha

hilsocial:
I hv hrd it b4 sha, b4 A15 . I saw it on one of Akwa Ibom Corp member's thread. One of d reason i didnt want dia again den cos i was planning den to work my ppa. Anyway nobe camp matter for me sha, na PPA. 3 wks in Camp, 10/11 months at PPA.

yup of course,but me no want dull camp ne

was planning on working my service to akwa ibom,but intel cuming outta dr is not encouraging oo ,hrd that dier state co ordinator na strict deeper life woman oo..they didnt even do bonfire nite..hrd d camp is dry..pls has anyone any clue hw true this is
makv i alter my plans

ibnchokomah:
I don't know why others are not seeing it from this light. For crying out loud, she murdered someone.. Are we now saying murder is the end to child marriage? I feel it has gotten more complex than before. Child marriage definitely has to stop but it won't stop by child wives involving themselves in murder. The girl should be taken as a juvenile because of the fact that she committed murder and the governors of these states have a lot to do to keep their people busy.

bro thats d fact oo..shame on dose pipo saying it serves the man right,even dose girls saying that rat poison is the way forward..so myopic in their thinking...

bushdoc9919:
Good news.

But still

1.We have a dead man, and some other dead people.(Two others died from the poison). I know that in some way he was responsible for the lady's plight...but his family is going to be still aggrieved. As are the families of the other poisoned men.

2.I wonder how the girl is going to live. Will she go to school? Who will marry her? How is she going to live with the stigma? Will her family accept her? Her community? How will she survive rejection?

3.Will this judgement stop child marriage? Will Mrs Buhari's campaigning against child marriage stop it?

4.How about poverty up North? Does this make Northern governors work harder towards developing innovative and industrial economies that would provide jobs and end the poverty that drives early marriage.?

I tell you, the case is not yet over.

my broda may God bless you,all dx females shouting justice has been served ,since when does 2 wrongs make a right,yvs we knw child marriage isnt good,but for christs sake she ended somones life...to me this isnt justice,it this country were civilised at least shv wud b sent to a juvinile detention centre...you dnt fight fire with fire..what message is being passed across??if you are underage,its forgivable to commit murder
at least dr shud hav been small comeuppance for the girl

sowing a seed

buccal:
busted.wats d essence of lying Sef? dey ain't loyal

they ar living a life of make belief

walexGodson:
God is watching dem in 3D tv

LeD OO

pretydiva:
Celebs living fake lives since 000BC

thats how they wud b xposed 1 afta d oda

more pics below

we still havent gotten over wizkid la sumwhr in lagos,then huddah gets exposed for forming onv tin one tin,whats it with all dx celebs nd lies sef..this one was exposvd wella
Know her right? The former Big Brother Africa contestant, is known for her jet-setting lifestyle..She also visits Nigeria often..Well, about 8 days ago,she posted photos from a supposed private party she attended in Banana Island Lagos..There were dollar bills littered on the floor,Ace of Spades and all..She deleted the pics but many had already screengrabbed it..
Now,an instagram user, has busted her claiming those pictures were posted over three weeks ago by another instagram user (who is a Nigerian baller)from a strip club in Atlanta.

I want to believe there is an explanation for using the same pics the other guy had posted weeks back..So messy..See below

cc : fynestboi,ijebabe

Ruq:
Losprince, LarrySun ,
I feel honoured Yeah I could visit, but I have to watch from the sidelines first. Because people don't just get when you point out the flaws in a work art. They think I'm just hating.


Yinxfun if you read well you'll notice I said most, not all the movies.

i have observed ur comments abt sum movies,pls cud yu gimme example of movies that are good by ur standard?at least lemme understand ur own perspective

DoctorAshley:
Hi everyone,
its simple i will name NINE qualities and you are only allowed to choose four

GOOD-LOOKING
GOD FEARING
TRUSTWORTHY
FAMOUS
FUNNY
MORALLY-UPRIGHT
GOAL-ORIENTED
RICH
choose carefully

whr were yu when all dx girls were contesting for miss NL,yu wud hav had a good chance of actually winning it..to b honest,only like 2 of dose contestants pass average

Gbola5:
Sorry, how would this toughen her ?

like it or not,shes now a certified woman,its part of a life lesson that you shudnt expect kindness frm everybody yu meet,tyrion was gentle on her,but right now im sure she wud have preferred it was tyrion that deflowered her..at least in any of her future endeavours,she wud learn to expect d worst frm pipo..shes still trusting little finger sef,this might give her a think that this was what little finger had in mind for her..believe me,sansa wud change now..she wud b a bit cold

[quote author=gmyguy post=33867289]This episode is truly the first interesting episode of the season...and i dunno y doggy is seen as a demeaning style in GOT, after all, its the Lannister style as well[/q
,its trully d most interesting episope,doggy no good to use disvirgin a girl na ,but ramsey no sent at all sha..it wud toughen sansa finally sha

Dgunnerz:
Mehn.. Ramsay is the baddest nigga in 7 Kingdoms. Last episode, Jon killed the boy and now his sister just killed the girl.. I feel for her yansh...

hehehehe...sansa has jst killed the girl oo..e remain arya..ramsey really scattered sansa oo

wow just watched episode 6,finally got is getting sumwhr..ive bn saying since that dx season 5 has been disappointing,but after watching episode 6,i got that chills again,got is really good..queen mother cersi is really an evil bitch nd wicked planner. it serves that queen margery right..at least she nd her bro go share d same room for sanko ...
kai but ramsey has no joy oo,see as d guy tear tear sansa frm d back. ,all in all,i feel this has best episode this season

omo baba olowo... ,na ur tym

wait oo,so this MISS NAIRALAND,na 10k b d grand price?
smh,well goodluck to whoeva wins

ALGAMISH:
Rich dad poor dad

this is the best comment here ,like minds...
money wud work for us,not us working for money.no more rat race