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cococandy:
WTF?
Just WTF?

There is something incongruent about what I saw and what I see. Trust me, i would certainly figure that one sooner or later..

Originality007:
Enu gbe,....Bread with Lipton drink for lunch

What's inside the bread.. Is it Enu GBE?..

Fountainofyouth:
Why so serious? You really need to drink water, relax, and buzz off.

And why so upset?

cococandy:
I fully intend to. Hater

Why are you upset? I am not fighting, neither am I a hater.
It's wrong for you to call me that. Okay!
Good night.

cococandy:
You will not mind your business now.

Me that I’m trying use my newfound fame to start selling something . You just have to comment about it

At least one person admits you are famous, you can ride on that.

Fountainofyouth:
You sound just like hotworta, green with envy, sad!!!

No, Sister. I mean well. Try Nwanenni.please dont be sad.
You stand better chances with that brown sugar

MariamAlheri:
Heheheheheee, don't worry she's famous for her Niceness. (I wish I know how to insert nairaland smileys!)

@amala ati ewedu, I'm not yoruba o. I don't like amala actually #HidesFace

Let's see how it goes.

I ain't worried about a damn thing.

Just keep trying, you shld be able to insert them Smileys. Its easy.

I didn't used to like Amala as well. Matter of fact, it used to nauseate my black behind. But many years ago, a friend took me to an Amala Joint, I had it with Ogunfe, Gbegiri and smoked kpanla fish. From that day, my life never remained the same.

I guess it was very well prepared.

Fountainofyouth:
But hotworta, you also have a nice physique and big muscular sexy looking hands like Prestonn, so why the envy? Combine different nonsense, present it nicely,show a part of your hands like Prestonn and you're good to go, issa simple sturvs na,

BTW Prestonn, I'll say my own straight, are you married yes or no? Having a girlfriend doesnt count, when you reply, we will start from there,

Yes, I love his cooking and presentation cos I've been observing from the sideline, thank you.

Well, If you are a 10, maybe Nwannni fit consider you, that one I am sure is a stud.

Fountainofyouth:
But hotworta, you also have a nice physique and big muscular sexy looking hands like Prestonn, so why the envy? Combine different nonsense, present it nicely,show a part of your hands like Prestonn and you're good to go, issa simple sturvs na,

BTW Prestonn, I'll say my own straight, are you married yes or no? Having a girlfriend doesnt count, when you reply, we will start from there,

Yes, I love his cooking and presentation cos I've been observing from the sideline, thank you.

Please stop with this your fantasies who told you that is hotworta? Wait till u see these people before u start getting so turned on..
And I mean, see them face to face..
Its likely that may never happen in this life time, maybe in another life time the Lords of karma can grant you this wish

MariamAlheri:
Wow, I am soooooooo happy, the famous cococandy mentions me! Thanks dear.

Lol.. Are u serious.. What makes her famous?
You are welcome. And you sound nice and generous.
Please I waana see Amala and ogunfe with Gbegiri ati ewedu

I wld be in Ibadan this weekend so u fit host Bros..

Nn3muka:
Sunday rice and fish stew
Enjoy

Why u snap the empty plate join?

Oricha62:
The strongest is the one who control his anger when he is angry Not the one that knock down someone .

Dead on..

Mutemenot:
Double wahala . Anger can destroy a life time plan.. from several happenings this January, I really have to work on my anger, self control na koko now

Great work... Self control is very needful

priscaoge:
This think called ANGER . How do y’all feel comfortable handling a situation with so much anger? Like how do you even raise your hands on your fellow human just because you think you are superior, richer or older than the person? O dikwa egwu ooooo, anger or violence has never solved any problem

Is that why you are angry? Start by fixing your own anger issues Oge... You know what u can do whne you are angry..
So let's not even go there..

tohyorsih2:
I know but there are definitely not on romance section.

Its all G.. Hope you Re safe at Jiangsu..

tohyorsih2:
So as for us to know if there still good guys on NL

Ofcus u shld be sensible enough to know there are, even without her tales.

Leopantro:
I have 4 of this stuff.
Its not like it will cool your whole house, think of it like a mini car AC that is USB powered. I especially put it next to me in bed and sleep off; helps to stop sweating while sleeping.
Was thinking of ordering it from Aliexpress and the next week, was passing an electricians shop and saw the box; knew immediately what it was. The guy had no clue what it does; was able to buy 4 at dirt cheap price.

It has 3 different speed settings and 7 different nightlight colours, shining from where water enters it. Considering it can be powered via a powerbank, 3 is ideal for a single room especially in this hot weather Just make sure you use a powerful phone charger. Any inferior charger will not power it.

Here's the YouTube video that convinced me to get it

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ELbwD21-r3k

Any idea where one can get this in Lagos?

Munzy14:


Quite is understatement, Av not seen any post make me laugh so long Like his, while reading through..

Las las they have turn here to comedy hub, maybe to spice things up a little.


It's fun going through some comments here and also viewing the food presentation as well.

Walie! What a comic relief..

Jeweltz:
You make me laugh

Issokay!

Tajbol4splend:
These ladies and their drama, if we investigate thoroughly, she might not have met anyone cos a wise girl will mellow and wait till the shit is real, if it's true I wish you well shaa

She might have actually met with him and all the shits went down as she narrated, but I wonder why she's being too quick to publish intimate details online without much sense..

I would like to think that she is obviously very ignorant about these things..

I really wish her the very best.. Who knows this maybe one of them 1 out of 1,000,000 made in heaven encounters, or love story/affair.

AshiraWealthy:
Sorry to disappoint you but ours is a relationship built on Christ therefore no room for all that.
I carefully chose my man. Hope you'll be like him someday and make this world a better place void of sexual immorality and premarital sex. We don't need that for now cos we are two mature adults seeking something more productive and important than sex.
So try the neighbor next door with your advice. I'm not available.

What are u even saying.. You sound Surreal. So if u have had sex with him, we expect u to also announce it on here?

You should learn to be discreet online with affair that concern your private life.
Well, that's your problem..

tohyorsih2:
All the best to you. Hope you'll come back to gist us

Chin chong.. Jist you..so that what will happen..?

Jeweltz:
Are nairaland boys even worth it?

I heard most of them are not nice. That's why I've been avoiding meeting them

And what have u done with the few ones that were nice to you..?

Jeweltz:
Confused people. Sex is sex

Why'll u decide which kind of style my baby should be using for me?

Are you the owner of the dick?

I don't know about Christian or Muslim kind of sex.. But Sex isn't Sex..
There is sex that goes up and sex that comes down.
That is the major difference..and the one that goes up shld be practised in a legitimately constituted matrimony..

It's apparent that u practise the one that comes down..

Teespice:
let the mod see it and do the needful to both of us.

did I call his name or tag him?

did you see all what he said?

someone will be on his own, one scrawny looking individual will start tormenting trouble.

you realise not many people do not take well to insults especially when minding their own business.

last time is was papanwamaikpe now this?

no way.

Lol.. Issokay!

Teespice:
so this swine went to check my profile, hence the name calling.

do me a favour, kill yourself. while at it, communicate properly and in good English.

jobless entity.

Sister, why are u calling Mod to do the needfull when you are guilty of the same offence.

Why should his opinion about you matter so much to you to the point of throwing back insults.

You are only creating grounds for further unnecessary altercations.

There are several other ways to answer without lashing out, u know..

maynation:
Obrigado, gracias, Merciii..
But as you know local woman is the worst cook on earth and can't stand being intimidated.
Local woman will just excuse herself from this group in peace.
Tanchu DuchaB

Lol.. Auf wider sehen..Mercedes..!

Hotworta1:
Somebody comes here to blow kisses all the time to them ladies even when it's uncalled for. You call it good intentions? He comes here writing in different languages so much embedded with love tones to lure the ladies thinking we can't see through him. You call it good intentions? See bros I don't want to have issues with you just remain in your own lane or better still continue looking at food pics quietly.

Lol.. You are quite comical..

maynation:

Can't local woman just take a stroll? Please I mean no harm , don't call anyone biko.
You know it took me some minutes to get that word play. Merc-edes indeed.
That's madttttttt.

Yeah, Mercedes! Its the pimpd up version of your name.
Well, if indeed you mean no harm, allow me welcome you on behalf of the good Sisters and brothers of foodlanders avenue..

I know say u dey hardly cook, but I still look forward to you posting food made by you and you alone..

No just come dey do longer throat for hia o

maynation:
I beg you in the name of God, can you let me eat that?
Even if it's just that dried fish biko.
Come and see me salivating.

And Merc-edes, what are u finding on this street of the Nairaland estate? You know you aren't allowed on here..
Please leave now before I call security on you..

Hotworta1:
I say it you can't come to a thread like this and steal our women because you can cook. You post pictures with a part of your body in full glare just to capture their hearts. The effect is already evident,someone is already falling for it here. What nonsense

Are you being serious or just trolling..
I think, this fellow you 2 been broooding over has gat good intentions..
He is just the most fortunate fellow maybe..on this thread..
I am just wondering if there is still much your calling him out can do to change his status and fortune..

Its his prerogative, let him make whatever he wants of it..good or bad.

On the other hand, you maybe also be right, cos its hard to decipher the inner contents of a mans heart. But Just don't keep worrying and guard your heart against envy. We would be fine.