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CrimeWhere Are Nairaland Detective Minds: Enter Here!! by duchaB(op): 11:29pm On Jun 10, 2020
How many of us have Sherlock Holmes detective minds here?

Oya solve this mystery..



A rich noble man in Nigeria died... He was half Indian and half Edo... He was very selfless and stinkingly wealthy, he died 01/10/1992. He had just one beautiful wife from Imo State, a spoilt son, one pretty housemaid, a loyal gateman and a good driver. He had a party the night before his death.

Police men went to the house and interrogated the members of the household one after another.

Wife -: I left my hubby peacefully at home during breakfast oooo and while I was partying with my friends, since it was our annual meeting hangout, the maid called me that oga was in his own pool of blood lifeless, then I came home.

Maid-: Before madam comot for house, she send me go market to buy foodstuffs. As I come back na him I see oga body for sitting room, oga don die.

Brat son-: I was out with my friends in the next hood playing video game when my phone rang that my dad was dead... I rushed home and met his body.

Driver-: I am so confused, early this morning oga sent me to the bank to withdraw some cash and I was shocked to have returned and met his lifeless body !!!

Gateman-: I be dey sleep for my gateman house as I work overnight, then for my sleep I hear the housemaid shout. Na him I wake up, I come run enter main house see say my oga body dey for ground with blood.

The policemen laughed and arrested the murderer.

Question: Who killed oga and prove it?

First Winner gets a airtime giveaway..
HealthRe: Share Your Sleep Paralysis Experience Here. by duchaB(m): 10:44pm On May 31, 2020
dontrulee:
That reminds me, I read a lot about astral travel and lucid dreams. I actually experienced them before I read about them. Very wonderful experience
No doubt.. wonderful, but scary at first.
You know what if feels like for the soul to feel it self consciously in its home, it's an exhilarating experience especially when one is flying and passing through rocks..
HealthRe: Share Your Sleep Paralysis Experience Here. by duchaB(m): 10:37pm On May 31, 2020
dontrulee:
Nothing special about sleep paralysis though.
I have experienced this many times.
Sometimes, deep in my sleep, I see myself falling into a very deep ditch. The feeling is usually very strong that it wakes me up but I wouldn't be able to move an inch from my bed. It is usually accompanied with an increased heart beat but I have learnt to regulate my heartbeat to close normal even in extremely frightening situations.
Many times, I feel myself raising my hands up for someone to grab hold of and pull me out of the paralysis.
All I can say is that it is a very nice and refreshing feeling.
The astral body is likely detaching from the physical body into the astral plane..
On the other hand, you are returning with force to your physical body.
HealthRe: Share Your Sleep Paralysis Experience Here. by duchaB(m): 10:25pm On May 31, 2020
This likely happens when one is about to leave their 3d body consciously and positively, like astral project..

It can be scary when you new to these things..
Business To BusinessRe: Do You Know Someone Who Needs 24hrs Electricity? by duchaB(op): 9:02am On May 21, 2020
Can06:
How much is a set?
There are two ways of accessing this Genset.
1- PPA- power purchase agreement is a kind of pay as you use, where you pay monthly bills accured from consumption.

2- Outright purchase which cost $25,000 for a 20KW Genset. Remember this 20kw is designed to power four fully furnished buildings.

There is plan on the way to produce units with smaller capacity in KW, which would invariably cost much less.
Business To BusinessRe: Do You Know Someone Who Needs 24hrs Electricity? by duchaB(op): 8:57am On May 21, 2020
hopeforcharles:
Can u give me ur number to call and discuss some things about it.
No problem. Kindly Send me a PM.
Business To BusinessRe: Do You Know Someone Who Needs 24hrs Electricity? by duchaB(op): 4:31am On May 21, 2020
hopeforcharles:
I am interested, how do we go about it
Okay.. kindly see subsequent posts above.
Business To BusinessRe: Do You Know Someone Who Needs 24hrs Electricity? by duchaB(op): 4:25am On May 21, 2020
adekusibe10:
am electrical contractor. pls ur contact and base in Abuja
We are only in Lagos ATM. But this Genset can be bought and used anywhere in Nigeria.
Business To BusinessRe: Do You Know Someone Who Needs 24hrs Electricity? by duchaB(op): 4:22am On May 21, 2020
Queenttoast01:
Where is your office and how much is registration fee? And as a distributor, won't I get 1 free or on instalment to show customers.
The registration fee was $100. After the seminar at Radisson Blue last year with the CEO from the U.S, it rose to $300. We were told in confidence it would still rise, in a few months. Well, there is still an easier way out to deal if one can't afford this ATM.

I am afriad you can't get one free. You can schedule a visit to our office at opebi.
It is at No 65 Opebi road Ikeja.

But you have to be honest, and tell them who told you about it. Honesty and trust are our watchwords in this company.
Business To BusinessRe: Do You Know Someone Who Needs 24hrs Electricity? by duchaB(op): 4:04am On May 21, 2020
jesmond3945:
do we have strong wind in Nigeria with enough force to drive this turbine?
It would have been nice if you can show a video demonstration.
This might be a scam.
It's not scam o, neither is this a joke . It doesn't need strong wind. It's a micro wind turbine. Well, the details of the workings are available. I mayn't be able to post sensitively company document publicly on here.
It might surprise you to know the big multinationals that have keyed into this. MTN, big banks, and hotels to mention a few.
Well, the biz has gone beyond the stage of trying to convince or persuade anyone cos there are so many ppl in it now as distributors and clients.

Schedule a visit to the office and see for yourself.
Business To BusinessRe: Do You Know Someone Who Needs 24hrs Electricity? by duchaB(op): 9:03pm On May 20, 2020
Queenttoast01:
How can we become a distributor pls
You come to the office with a white background passport photo (4×4) and register to be a distributor. There is a registration fee.
You would be given an ID number to transact with, ID card and a few other marketing materials.
You can introduce this to as many companies or individuals(homes) that can afford this and get paid your commission.
In the months to come, this is ganna be the hottest product in Nigeria and the world.
Venturi USA.
Business To BusinessDo You Know Someone Who Needs 24hrs Electricity? by duchaB(op): 8:28pm On May 20, 2020
Currently available in 20kw. This has the ability to power four fully furnushed buildings( duplexes) The technology is amazing.
This is not solar. This generates energy via wind energy. Micro wind turbine.

If you need this for your home or know someone, company, factory, industry that needs this, contact me.

You can also be a distributor of this product and make tons of money.

It's advisable to key into this in time before it gets congested with very high demands that would push the prices for the products and distributorship higher. The demand is already high right now.
For more information, contact us, to schedule a visit to our office at Opebi- Lagos.

Nairaland GeneralRe: Post A Picture/pictures Of What You're Doing During The Lockdown by duchaB(m): 9:49pm On May 13, 2020
purples25:
Today.. Glitter paper
Another nice one..
Can you explain what you use these art works for? or what they can be used for
Nairaland GeneralRe: Have You Ever Had A Near Death Experience? by duchaB(m): 9:09pm On May 13, 2020
Mariangeles:
What has been a near death experience to you?

Mine was when I was a little girl, playing with 2 of my friends of about the same age, we thought it was a good idea to take turns to carry each other on our shoulders.

When it was my turn to climb onto the shoulder of one, I immediately knew it was a bad idea when I got on because, one, I had the fear of heights, and so I couldn't keep still grin

I wanted her to put me down immediately, but we didn't know the easiest way to do that...omg! embarassed
We kept wobbling back and forth because I couldn't keep still out of fear. The other kid was laughing, while I was beside myself with fear embarassed
Lastly, I fell so hard with my stomach slamming on the hard ground with a loud thud ( the most painful experience), I swear, for some seconds I couldn't breathe embarassed

While I was on the ground gasping for air, desperately trying to breathe and fighting to grasp onto life, my two so-called friends were laughing hysterically angry cry
When I was finally able to catch my breath, I cried so loud and hard....I cried ehn cry cry cry then they knew how serious it was.

I swear, I could have died that day and my parents would never have known what killed me.
Of course, they never knew what happened because I never told them. Heck! I never spoke about it ever. I just sucked it up.

As little as I was, I knew I could have died that day because what happened was serious...I just knew sad
But near death experiences, as science call them NDE, are actually OBEs. I doubt if you had an OBE.
Well, Thank the Gods you didn't hit your coconut head on the hard concrete..
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by duchaB(m): 10:37pm On May 11, 2020

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUaMzwNPgro

Legends are for ever! M.J.. lives on
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by duchaB(m): 8:46pm On May 10, 2020
ToyinDipo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezlqGzDo-jM
Gawdammit! Hear PAC giving props to Rap Old school heavy weights..
The good old times are always reminiscent.
Science/TechnologyRe: The Owl's Long Legs by duchaB(m): 8:29pm On May 10, 2020
This OP and animals na like Corona virus and 2020..
If no be goat ..na chicken..Dog..Cat..now Owl undecided
FamilyRe: My Fellow Married Women And Mothers, How Do You Deal With A Husband Like Mine? by duchaB(m): 2:23am On May 06, 2020
UyaiIncomparabl:
Better drop him like a hotplate. Surprisingly, he'll take that attitude into marriage and expect you to ask him for everything down to the nitty grittys. You'll even have to coerce him to pay the children's school fees and other miscellaneous things. Give yourself wisdom and leave.
You have offloaded all the garbage piled up in your mental body,
While in the field of practical life events, you would be completely clueless as to what to do.
You, give yourself wisdom and be quiet!
FamilyRe: My Fellow Married Women And Mothers, How Do You Deal With A Husband Like Mine? by duchaB(m): 2:09am On May 06, 2020
duchaB:
No need to theorise things on here.All these opinions.
No need to analyse matters of matrimony cos it has many deep layers the mind wld never comprehend.

Marriage is mainly spiritual and karmic.

I think in life, one either has a fortunate, unfortunate or semi fortunate matrimony.

The majority of humanity gets an unfortunate matrimony, the rest get semi fortunate and very few get a fortunate matrimony.

There are people that also remarry and turn from unfiortintae to fortunate or semi fortunate matrimony.

One must just learn how to react prayerfully and consciously with intelligence to all the ugly drama of matrimony if one finds themselves in it so as to avoid causing problems for one self and others.
FamilyRe: My Fellow Married Women And Mothers, How Do You Deal With A Husband Like Mine? by duchaB(m): 2:01am On May 06, 2020
No need to theorise things on here.All these opinions.
No need to analyse matters of matrimony cos it has many deep layers the mind wld never comprehend.

Marriage is mainly spiritual and karmic.

I think in life, one either has a fortunate, unfortunate or semi fortunate matrimony.

The majority of humanity gets an unfortunate matrimony, the rest get semi fortunate and very few get a fortunate matrimony.

There are people that also remarry and turn from unfiortintae to fortunate or semi fortunate matrimony.

One must just learn how to react prayerfully and consciously with intelligence to all the ugly drama of matrimony if one finds themselves in it so as to avoid causing problems for one self and others.
RomanceRe: Some Men Need To Think by duchaB(m): 2:25pm On May 05, 2020
Liliantalks:
I can never understand the ideology of you doing nothing financially for me and you are trying to checkmate me, want to see who I am talking to and getting jealous all the time.

Am I supposed to stop talking to other guys, because I am dating a guy like you who can’t even take care of the basic needs of a woman, her hair and toiletries? Of course I am doing it myself, but there is absolutely nothing wrong with my man doing it for me. If you are broke and do nothing for your babe give her some space.

She knows you don’t have and trying to cope with you but don’t choke her up, especially now when you have nothing to offer.

Ps: if you are stingy as a man, you are not a man, you have no value. I didn’t say broke I said stingy. If you can’t do in little you won’t in much.
Lol. I guess every lady has the right to define who a stingy man is. Its subjective. Its a matter of opinions.

Op don't even sound like she is happy in the relationship..she shld have been out.. What's holding her?
FamilyRe: Do You Argue In Front Of Your Kids? by duchaB(m): 2:08pm On May 05, 2020
cococandy:
Maybe when I was younger and didn’t have kids.
Even then it didn’t happen.
Actually when I was younger I was more prone to shy away from confrontations.

Now that I’m older, I’ll take a confrontation with purpose. I’d never descend to physical altercations or ugly words with someone I love. So I think it’s doable.

But your point is a good point nonetheless.
Very well then.
FamilyRe: My Wife Betrayed My Trust by duchaB(m): 2:01pm On May 05, 2020
Mariangeles:
To me, it is as it should be.
Don' be deceived by what you read online.
See the operative word emboldened. It doesn't connote reality does it?
And sure, i won't allow myself be deluded by social media.
Virginity is overrated. If you know you know.
FamilyRe: Do You Argue In Front Of Your Kids? by duchaB(m): 1:55pm On May 05, 2020
Mariangeles:
Yes, argument not fight.
People tend to misunderstand the two words.
Nne, forget this differentiation .. It holds no weight in the field of practical life events.. Do you understand?
FamilyRe: Do You Argue In Front Of Your Kids? by duchaB(m): 1:52pm On May 05, 2020
cococandy:
Argument is not bad. I think we often use that word in place of fight. You can have a healthy argument in front of your kids. But Jofight? no no.
Sister Coco, what if argument turn to fight.
The kids wld be yelling with teary eyes, Daddy stop all this na,
Mum,you always arguing..
how many people have you been in a heated argument with that it didn't turn into a serious altercations, name calling and maybe slugging each other?

I think its a bad idea.
That was how lil Chidinmas head was broken mistakenly..
Think about it.
FamilyRe: My Wife Betrayed My Trust by duchaB(m): 1:34pm On May 05, 2020
Mariangeles:
oui
I don't understand what you mean by Vrigins aren't for every man? Virginity isn't was it used to be anymore. Its overrated.
FamilyRe: My Wife Betrayed My Trust by duchaB(m): 1:29pm On May 05, 2020
Mariangeles:
oui
I am losthuh Pls Explain..
FamilyRe: My Wife Betrayed My Trust by duchaB(m): 6:51am On May 05, 2020
Mariangeles:
You said it!
Virgins are not for every man.
Hun! huh..
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by duchaB(m): 2:54am On May 03, 2020
budaatum:
Someone emailed asking why I would do so much work for one loaf of bread they would finish in one go and I've decided to respond here.

Below is supper, and lunch, and breakfast, apart from a cup of coffee in the morning. The slice is 5mm and the baked bins was a third of a can.

It's a corona diet. With lots of seeds.
It looks more like Ghanian Ewa Agunyi cheesy
Ask makkydebbie..

Its almost 3pm. Pls i have to leave astrally now. Cacth yall 8er. wink
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by duchaB(m): 2:49am On May 03, 2020
Mariangeles:
You made those buttermilk biscuits.
I wish to really taste it.
How is the texture inside? Crumbly?
Lol
I don dey suspect you this girl. Which high school you go?
If it isnt Qc, its Corona, vivian fowler, Atlantic Hall or Adesoye college.
Let me not talk sha!
Make i dey look food.
FamilyRe: Do You Have Any Story Surrounding Your Birth??? by duchaB(m): 9:54pm On May 02, 2020
Mariangeles:
Interesting...
You told it like you witnessed it all cheesy

So, aha gi wu Chikadibia smiley
See you! U don't know.
Maka aha! Maria di nso! O ihe oburu.. wink
FamilyRe: Do You Have Any Story Surrounding Your Birth??? by duchaB(m): 9:50pm On May 02, 2020
Mindlog:
I love your flow.
Props to you.

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