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Crime / Re: Man Arrested For Duping Facebook Girlfriend Of N850, 000 by ducksoup: 4:54pm On May 18, 2013
tricosite: Am disagree with people dating on social network, don't people been dupe on a daily routine, the fact remain that everybody should be careful, there is no way they can dupe people, it can be online or offline but what happen is they dupe, and we should all wear be careful dress.

I don"t want to hear people or ladies should not use social networking site for date or any other activities of there choice..

Watch out is the watch word.....
and be careful is the slogon

Oh lawd!!!! This guys deserves tpia utapiapia for murdering English. Guy you can just read comments and refrain from commenting. You are not being threatened by seun to comment in English. Nobody cares about his draconian rule no. 21

Are you French learning English?
Celebrities / Re: Mikel Obi Is Not Getting Married - Colin Udoh by ducksoup: 6:07pm On Mar 25, 2013
seedord247:

Ask Nairaland MODS undecided

Are the MODS gay?
Celebrities / Re: Mikel Obi Is Not Getting Married - Colin Udoh by ducksoup: 5:53pm On Mar 25, 2013
Who is Mikel Obi and Colin Udoh? Are they gay?
Celebrities / Re: An Exclusive Interview With PSquare by ducksoup: 6:11pm On Mar 23, 2013
uihebom: And That their stu*pid brother wey dey do like small pikin, was tweeting the other day that see me and my brothers in our own private jet, London here we come. Abeg how old is Jude sef?

Don't be deceived bro. Those pics are photoshoped. Who dashed monkey banana. How many people buy noise called music in Nigeria and how many do they make from shows to earn them a private jet? David Beckham remains the richest footballer recently but flies borrowed jet from Tom Cruise.

Whoever believes this private jet bullpoo story is gullible.

http://www.entertainmentwise.com/news/103762/Tom-Cruise-Offers-To-Lend-David-Beckham-His-Private-Jet-For-London-Paris-Commute
Fashion / Re: Was Uche Jombo Struggling To Walk In High Heels? by ducksoup: 3:11pm On Feb 23, 2013
How does this crap making the front page change the price of garri in Nigeria? The Mods need to be sanctioned. They are embarrassment in HD to Nairaland

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Family / Re: How Do You Get Your Ex To Stay away From You? by ducksoup: 1:57pm On Feb 20, 2013
filiks: She's married and I'm married as well but she won't keep her distance!
I have a kid but all that means nothing to her! I'm tempted to put up
her picture here.

Post her picture, we will help you get her off your back.
Politics / Re: Official Politics Weekly Debate #1 - Debaters Wanted by ducksoup: 2:33pm On Jan 28, 2013
berem: +100 likes.
Just like the other day,my younger brother told me how a friend of his was asking him to be his lover.my brother initially didnt know the guy's intentions.he was always taking him out for clubbing until the burble bursted.The asswipe told my brother "i want us to be intimate" and my brother angrily replied "bros eh,this my anus na to use am shiit o!" grin grin angry angry.The most annoying thing is that the dude is happily married! what in hecks name do you need a man's anus for?

***puke puke puke*** what are all these pretty women around for? Even in clubs and hotels, you will find the hotest female for you to get intimate with. Where the hell are you coming from to ask to be intimate with me as a man. It disgusts me. Mehn, I will make the public lynch the rapist for demanding such nonsense... I always hope not to meet any of them who will act amorously towards me. He will get my acceptance with a blunt knife painstakingly struggling to cut through his useful johnson. Spit on them.
Politics / Re: Official Politics Weekly Debate #1 - Debaters Wanted by ducksoup: 1:31pm On Jan 28, 2013
Seun: Ladies and Gentlemen,

The topic we've chosen for the inaugural debate under the new weekly format is "How Should Our Government Treat Gay People?"

If you'd like to participate, just reply this thread, stating:
1) Your position on the issue of how our government should treat gay people.

The government should not treat gayism with kid gloves. They are the worst rapists. There are a million and one female out there looking for men to yansh them. Gay men have no excuse to yansh another man. Did I hear you gay say 'it's my choice and lifestyle? Any man caught somodimising with another man should be made to face the Mokossa music not Azonto (Azonto is simple to gyrate), not only facing the law squarely but risk getting his johnson chopped off as deterrent to unborn gay. What rubbish!!!!If your papa was gay, would you be here today fooling around...gay

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Food / Re: Maggot-like Object In "Unopened" Amstel Malta (Picture) by ducksoup: 3:34pm On Jan 22, 2013
ihedioramma: LET SOME ONE GO WITH YOU TO THERE HD,OFFICE IF U HAS NOT OPEN IT THEY WILL PAY U SOME MONEY . TRY AND SE THE MANIGER DONT LET OTHERS NO WHY U ARE THERE.

Who is this 2go freak? Please stop confusing people here. . .paddle it to 2go
Celebrities / Re: Toke Makinwa On “Why Men Are Morons” by ducksoup: 3:49pm On Dec 20, 2012
Okija_juju: This 40year old retired ashawo has killed us men o!! So because we no gree marry her fairly very used yansh, she categorize us as morons..


Akuna angry

Hahahahahahahahh. . . nice response
Celebrities / Re: Toke Makinwa On “Why Men Are Morons” by ducksoup: 3:48pm On Dec 20, 2012
All in a bit to advertise your singlehood and a blog. It's ok you confirmed you are totally crazy. For generalizing men are morons, you are a slowpoke. In fact, I am a slowpoke to have watched you spewed all that rubbish about men. Have you just been dumped, why not moved on with your freaky life?

Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeewww

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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Incredible Living Paintings On Human Bodies by ducksoup: 3:35pm On Dec 20, 2012
Amazing. . .
Webmasters / Re: Nairaland Tops List Of Nigerian Websites Visited by ducksoup: 6:53pm On Dec 19, 2012
I am surprise people do actually visit lindaikeji..com just to read gossips

Complete waste of time and bandwidth
Fashion / Re: Annie Idibia Goes From Sweet To Naughty Girl In New Magazine by ducksoup: 5:00pm On Dec 19, 2012
She will make a good stripper than appearing on cover of magazine.

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Romance / Re: Why Do Some Guys Talk About Their Sexcapades In The Public by ducksoup: 12:51pm On Nov 08, 2012
I can't kiss and tell even with a slut. Guy, bone, even girls love to chat about their sexcapades with guys too; how a guy can yansh well, and how another guy is a lazybones in bed. Yet still how they maga guys. Who falls mugu and who wise up.

Don't paint guys black in this regard. Girls chat about it more than guys
Family / Re: She Said My Father Touched Her. by ducksoup: 2:09pm On Apr 03, 2012
Daresh:

Haba this is not very nice of you o. Coldfeet is sorry for what she has done, sought repentance and has moved on. He is married and happy with her own family yet u judge her so harshly! Have you not done things u are ashamed of? You need to let it go already.

@ Coldfeet, pls sit down with ur Dad and. Tell him that such behavior is intolerable. That it diminishes him in ur eyes. Don't send d girl away because she will feel like she did something wrong.

Daresh, ok, I am letting it slide. Its just that I can't stand some people in their folly. I get sick to my tummy when people allow avoidable misfortunes to destroy them and their neighbours. I am not a saint but I always weight the pro and con of my actions before embarking on them. I have never consciously done things I am ashamed of. I am not bragging here. Quest for financial prowess and power have driven people to unfathomable hurt and emotional trauma. Where is the love preach by Science and Religion?

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Family / Re: She Said My Father Touched Her. by ducksoup: 4:34pm On Apr 02, 2012
kombats: guy dey try read well luk @ d ending of wat she said am nw a change person

My grouse is hw did she get to that insidious level when the dad was a respectable person. I am sure the parents were well grounded materially to cater for her needs. You can never be termed a respectable person in the Nigerian society without being somewhat financially and morally stable. In her new storyline here she mentioned of people knowing her as Ogbanje (I am sure that's derogatory). Her lifestyle in her teen must have gotten her that signature.

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Family / Re: She Said My Father Touched Her. by ducksoup: 3:27pm On Apr 02, 2012
Coldfeet: embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed How would you advice I handle a situation where a young girl confides in me that my father molests her!! She claims its not once but several times! No penetrative sex yet! But she fears if she continues to stay in the house he might resort to that as she claims that his touches are getting more intense! I love my father and have great respect for him I know him to be a loving man to all and well respected in the society! Am afraid of the implications of this matter if she tells another soul about her claims. She threatens to expose him publicly if he tries it again! What do I do? How do I confront my father about this? Should I send her away hoping that her exist will bury the whole issue? I'm really disturbed about this case because I was a victim once! I was fondled by a mature man in my neighbourhood as a six year old! I've NEVER told a soul! Not even my hubby! This will be the first time I've mentioned it. I hail her courage that's if its true! Even though I sorta believe her because my assaulter was also a man accorded much respect in the society which was why I felt ashamed and afraid to tell my mum or anyone because i new nobody would believe me as I was already tagged an "OGBANJE". I will really appreciate your candid opinion of HOW YOU WOULD HANDLE THIS! Thanks.

This coldfeet is a mysterious person. Your comments and posts lately are mysteriously conceived. I wonder what you are really behind that virtual you. Are you not the same coldfeet that claimed of using diabolical means to attract a sugar daddy to your own advantage. Here https://www.nairaland.com/903900/what-worst-relationship-advice-youve
Your dad is a respectable man in the society yet you are a spoilt brat with 'larger than life' attitude. Get a life fast.

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Politics / Re: Tribute To DIG Haruna John: by ducksoup: 5:17pm On Mar 15, 2012
1luvkipsus: @Ducksoup;why don‘t you keeep quiet for now?This‘s a trying moment for Nigerians and your comments are not patriotic enough.please....

With all due respect sir, it might be tryn for you but not me. Was he truly patriotic? With all the power bestowed on him as DIG by Nigerians and Nigerian Constitution, he was reluctant to reduce the menace of his men to the Nigerian public. We should stop celebrating mediocrity and 'yes sir' leaders.

We need leaders who believe in CHANGE, who places national interest above his boss' interest, his personal selfish interest. let's be objective sir. I don't idolised failure.
Politics / Re: Tribute To DIG Haruna John: by ducksoup: 1:04pm On Mar 15, 2012
Loskee:

guy, do not be a total id!OT to the view of everybody... you may be anonymous but indeed you are one anonymous sadist. pray instead for a reformation of your poor raped country. pray for a stronger police force. pray for the wellbeing of your country even in the face of all these discouraging news. SMH... cry

Loskee & Lexylov; Thanks Thanks
smiley winkYou are very comical. Your rants cannot change the fact about them. I am sure you are one of them. Needless trading verbal jabs with both of you. Either you have a parochial mentality or you are just anti- truth
Politics / Re: Tribute To DIG Haruna John: by ducksoup: 6:08pm On Mar 14, 2012
Nemesis caught up with 'em. . .bleep 'em
Politics / Re: Tribute To DIG Haruna John: by ducksoup: 6:06pm On Mar 14, 2012
I never like NPF. The are bunch of gay a$$holes. They should rest in pieces in hell.

f**k'em
Foreign Affairs / Re: Shocking: Australian Prime Minister Stoned By Protesters by ducksoup: 9:47am On Jan 28, 2012
funny indeed. typical of a servant leaders. unlike Africa where the electorates are the underdogs

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