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Religion / Re: How Are You Celebrating Christmas? by dude99(m): 12:35pm On Dec 25, 2013
kulyie: i ama lady and i am commenting because i am waiting fot my cousins to finish the cooking and frying before i start with the making of drinks.they are too much in the kitchen kiss

You poured out you mind immediately!lol!MERRY CHRISTMAS!
TV/Movies / Re: Letter To Nollywood by dude99(m): 11:52am On Dec 23, 2013
It's like na letter tinz now ooooo!me too go soon write my own naw!
Politics / Re: Iyabo Obasanjo's Letter To Her Father by dude99(m): 8:13am On Dec 18, 2013
Me self don dey think say senetor Patrick oba-something...help her with some of the english in the upper paragraphs.To me ooo,i think Obj's letter to GEJcan bring GEJ to his senses unless he is an adamant man,but i don't agree with iyabo mentioning the number of times her father was the president then,even at that time things were still stable then.I consider it as stupidity,improper education,and lack of manners for johnathan to contest in the next election,GEJ is an example of students that went to school to get grades and not acquire knowledge,infact even with his ph.d,he still behave like those guy that refuse to go to class in the secondary school day but prefers the bush instead.How can a president still think of contesting when many pple have lot there lives to bombs,gunshot because he is the president,i have even started thinking now that GEJ is not a thinking being.
In the last paragraph,i think Iyabo obasanjo have publicly disowned her Father!
Romance / Re: A Love Story In 22 Pictures by dude99(m): 12:15pm On Dec 15, 2013
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Source: http://imgur.com/a/n4c0a
Holla am glad about this!Are u also into these soldiers stuf,i mean u like them?
Literature / Re: Define "Life" Without Using The Word "A" And "IS" by dude99(m): 5:58pm On Dec 05, 2013
Life has always been great and creative before DSTV arrived,now i can't see any pikin wey dey do 'suree' ,"in and out center","tinko tinko tinkolokotinko"!
Romance / Re: Stealing Sperm Is The New Thing For Single Girls? by dude99(m): 1:34pm On Dec 04, 2013
if it is been stored are the freezer at home ehn......can picture the face of a stranger that would mistake the sperm as an edible thing.
Phones / Re: Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girlfriend by dude99(m): 7:06pm On Dec 03, 2013
smakati: You need help.
forget about help bros,if i tell you my stories self you go laugh,me get many girlfriends which include:laptop,Andriod phones,my modem e.t.c,i know this sound crazy but these things spares you the troubles and heartbreaks you might go through when you have a girlfriend......but another thing about all this gadgets is that they can break your heart more that you girlfriends can do,especially when your system crash without you having any of the files on it being backed up.....am also experiencing a major heartbreak from my laptop now.*sobs*
Romance / Re: Silliest Thing You've Ever Done To Get A Guy's/girl's Attention? by dude99(m): 8:44pm On Nov 30, 2013
Fayrouzz: There was this gal I liked so much, Chiamaka is her name. She was this kinda pompous gal so I needed a very good plan to get her attention, so me and my frnd(Mike) made a plan. Mike was waiting fr her wif ma aunts car along her street and I was jst in a shop sipping my la casera. Wen the gal comot frm hauz na so Mike move the car wit speed come splash water on the gal wifout stopping, na so me jst rush frm wie I dey cme remove ma cloth clean the gal body.. Dat was hw we started talking.. Tinz we do fr love.
You friend dey lucky because i think say the lady go curse Mike!
TV/Movies / Re: Kate Henshaw Embarrassed A Contestant In Nigeria Got Talent Audition (Video) by dude99(m): 3:50pm On Nov 28, 2013
what was funny most was when heven was being interviewed after he sang,he said"am not embarrased at all,because in the history of Nigeria got talent,am the only one that sang and the judges worked out"and he was saying it like he was dead seriou!
Forum Games / Re: Make A Full Sentence Without Using "Is", "The", "Of", "And", "In" and "A" by dude99(m): 10:58am On Nov 28, 2013
FORGIVE YOUR ENEMIES BUT DON'T FORGET THEIR NAMES!
Forum Games / Re: Make A Full Sentence Without Using "Is", "The", "Of", "And", "In" and "A" by dude99(m): 10:58am On Nov 28, 2013
FORGIVE YOU ENEMIES BUT DON'T FORGET THEIR NAMES!
Celebrities / Re: OJB Jezreel's Wife Donated Her Kidney To Him by dude99(m): 9:50am On Nov 28, 2013
Reminds me of the story of obasanjo's imprisonment while stella was the only one among his wives that stood by him while he was in prison!Now let me see hw the other musicians that couldn't do anything while OJB was in ill will feel!
Crime / Re: Student Sentenced To Death For Stealing Recharge Cards And A Mobile Phone by dude99(m): 8:51am On Nov 21, 2013
The guy does not need that kind of sentence,rather he should be sent to few months in jail,even the person that went to report that guy self na wicked person!
Technology Market / How Much! by dude99(m): 9:27am On Nov 17, 2013
anyone has any idea how much PVR DECORDER cost?
Family / Re: A Christian Couple's Quiet Prayer Before Wedding Touched Thousands Of People by dude99(m): 8:58am On Nov 14, 2013
Djtm: This story is so beautiful and inspiring. Why in God's name are these kind of women SO RARE? Why?!?? cry angry. The kind of women we have are the types that want to know if their fiance is not impotent and "without sinning"
Am specifically going to comment on the "impotent" part.Am a guy that has been told by many other ladies as impotent because even when most of them sleep in my room,i won't have any sexual actions or talks with them,to escape or defeat temptations is not by one's doing but by God's help and one's self-discipline."Pre-marital sex has become so moral because many people engage in it"
Religion / Re: What's Your Best Psalm? by dude99(m): 1:00pm On Nov 10, 2013
Psalm 23
Computers / Re: Cheapest Unlimited Data For Your P.C **recharge Cards Accepted** by dude99(m): 2:18pm On Nov 05, 2013
tunnex190:

I don click 'reconnect' tired o. I'm using it on windows8
please did it work?
Family / Re: Are You Sending Your Housemaids To School? by dude99(m): 9:00am On Nov 04, 2013
Whatever i would be saying here is not about bragging but just to tell our own househelp's story!
We have an househelp that has been with us for more than 9 years,she is 27 yeas of age now,mom didn't even ask for any househelp,it was a woman that saw her the way she work hard enough and she decided to help mom look for an househelp to work at our house,this househelp started going to school from our home at class 5,when she finished her primary school mom enrolled her into the secondary school where she is teaching,although the lady is brilllant,but she lacks manners though,she wrote her Waec exam and had her papers once,mom has a mini supermarket and she gave her money to start selling recharge cards at mini supermarket,after she finished her secondary school,she got admitted to the state polythecnic in our area,now she has finished her ND and just resumed for HND,you won't even believe the amount she was even told to pay as the school fees,the amount is 67,000 and is being taken care of by Dad wheareas i pay 28,000 at my own school,and since the time she has been with us,mom has never for once raised her hands at her "that is,beaten her" despite her bad behaviours.
I wrote this just to make my point which is,Don't treat your househelp badly and not to deprive them of education just because they are not your blood!

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Science/Technology / Re: Live Updates On Today's Solar Eclipse by dude99(m): 1:14pm On Nov 03, 2013
some no need their eyes again,they wan use binocular watch am!
Science/Technology / Re: Live Updates On Today's Solar Eclipse by dude99(m): 1:03pm On Nov 03, 2013
Una no go believe say my papa carry small round pail and pure water to church.*osan doru things*
Science/Technology / Re: Live Updates On Today's Solar Eclipse by dude99(m): 12:57pm On Nov 03, 2013
It is cloudy here,already have a bucket with water inside,lots of spectacles and digital camera.Still frying Dodo though!
TV/Movies / Re: Gulder Ultimate Search 10 Official Thread by dude99(m): 9:37am On Nov 01, 2013
when dennis was about to enter that motor,i was thinking he might has forgoten how to drive.
TV/Movies / Re: Dennis Okike Wins Gulder Ultimate Search 10 by dude99(m): 9:29am On Nov 01, 2013
i think all the 12contestants should have a party consisting of only them alone!
TV/Movies / Re: Dennis Okike Wins Gulder Ultimate Search 10 by dude99(m): 9:25am On Nov 01, 2013
charlesm91: totally deserves to win. By my count, he dug up to 12bags of sand b4 findin the real piece. Thats real determination. Edmund n ify thought they was gonna go pick up the sceptre lyk it was laying, screamin..hey, im here. I's really dissapointed in they effort. 10mil no be beans nw. This's the kinda thrill i nid in a reality show n nt wot BBA serves. Not hatin tho.
Moral lesson-dnt give up on ur dream. It was dennis dream to be the ultimate man n after diggn up 12bags of shit, didnt give bt only grew strong enuf to find the 10th symbol. Kip dreamin until it becomes an actualization.
i would say he dug up the 12 bags of sand for the 12contestants
Computers / Re: Cheapest Unlimited Data For Your P.C **recharge Cards Accepted** by dude99(m): 12:09pm On Oct 31, 2013
Help me with the trial account,my email is femiadedapo@ymail.com
Computers / Re: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by dude99(m): 12:06pm On Oct 31, 2013
Please,i have an Hp g62 laptop the problem i have with it is that it has refused for display anything,it is only the wifi button that blinks,do you have any idea what the problem is?
Education / Edu Palavar! by dude99(m): 11:32am On Oct 31, 2013
What would you do if you own a bookstore and discovered that your Child has been stealing books from there to read without telling you,would you punish the child?
Politics / Re: Tonye Okio Has Been Arrested (President Jonathan’s Critic) by dude99(m): 11:11pm On Oct 29, 2013
God will soon give all u senseless,shameful and insignificant leader in this country a mass punishment!Maybe you have forgotten that this is a Democratic Country.
TV/Movies / Re: Gulder Ultimate Search 10 Official Thread by dude99(m): 10:47pm On Oct 29, 2013
This reminds me of the VISITING DAYS while still in boarding school.

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TV/Movies / Re: Gulder Ultimate Search 10 Official Thread by dude99(m): 10:25pm On Oct 29, 2013
no wonder,Dennis na the only son.
TV/Movies / Re: Gulder Ultimate Search 10 Official Thread by dude99(m): 10:24pm On Oct 29, 2013
if na War movie i dey see this kind visiting ehn,i go think say bad thing want to happen
TV/Movies / Re: Gulder Ultimate Search 10 Official Thread by dude99(m): 5:12pm On Oct 28, 2013
superflakie: But what would Dr Edmund do when he loses a patient!!! I bet he would cry me a river
ouche!that was exactly what i tot,i like his atitude and his soberness,even when he cried,am sure his gf would have also cried if she watched the show.

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