Was serzly crushing on d chapel president of my school,only for him to oneday invite me to d chapel activities,ever since dat day,i come dey fetch d skul chapel like water nd serzly became engrossed in der activities...

Was even falling under fake anointing jus to make him think im his type of lady...

Itz so sad,he has graduated nd dint even ask me out

M sti hoping tho...although i knw itz fal frm reality...

Promhize:

U schooled in ife?

Yes

drnairalov: this again happened with ma Boss daughter baby is fine oo, but the gal just ddnt wanna look at ma syde at all, well she begged me to follow her to her friends house, I thought it waz a girl oo, just 4 me to get dere nd i saw one fine guy..d hug she gave him ehn, of course she introduced me as a friend, #friendzone!!!! cut long story short dey were busy chattn nd watchn a movie me waz just playing with my phone , den d momma of d guy asked d gal if she cud pound yam..she said "yes but she wasnt feeling too strong" to cut long story short


she sha begged me to help her pound yam for her boyfriend's parents....I went to do it..pounding the yam nd d boi no even say thank you.. while dey were doing lovey divey in d sittn room..*crying cold world!! well it is all 4 love!!

This is mind boggling. I remembered a day I went to the ATM in school, I was like the 50th person on the queue. When I was like the 10th, this fine babe came and entered the line in grand style while talking to one other guy.
I did not waste time in ushering her out of the line even though she was cute and looked like my ex, but I later felt sorry, kinda embarrassed the girl.

The rate at which I crush on fresh, fine, intelligent and smart light-skinned babes ehn.....no be here o...Lolz
sad thing is, I'm always too shy to approach them, na to find her phone number, facebook name or pin nd kick off, friendship from there, I get tired most of the time after the initial introduction, blah blah blah....
dere came ds nyt my friends nd I decided to visit ds really big girls' hostel in my school, it's like a small community with different halls....we drove past a girl, of cos, I was driving slowly in company of my bad guys( me wey be mommy's boi), twz arnd 8pm, d girl was so cute dt nyt ehn, we lot in d car were like wow! ds girl is cute, I sharply pulled over nd my sharp, confident friend got down to speak to her on my behalf ( Deolu can chat up any girl, even if u carry fire for head, in no time, d girls wud start smiling and giggling) to cut d long story short, he got her digits nd came to give it to me, I called d girl dt nyt nd explanation kon start.....we are still good friends today as I met a girl b4 her, who became my current gf....I remembered ow I was shaking nd my voice was breaking when I first approached her after seeing her for the first time at a pop corn joint.

Faith93: I have decide to live here fro you poeple so you chat happy for mind to post.thank insult u give me bt I tot I have begin to got froends for here small small but I mistake .I av evrybdyu hate for here becous I try to put my coinntribute for here bt no vex I'll live peolpe to chayt happy tnx for make me sad bt I go miss u all of..bye frienship

are you for real or you are just kidding? This your english is not only terrible but also killing. Pls do something fast!!

Petitequeen: There was this time that i was so obsessed with this guy,he was d son of my mum's friend , tho we weren't friends o, buh i had this huge crush on him and the guy was boarding at corona high then....

i thought of possible means on how to be friends with him , that could lead to a relationship, so i decided to start learning tailoring in his mum's shop since it was at d front of their house,Just so i could see him during the holidays ....i did it for three terms thinking he could look my way . until one day, he came home with 1 "over-made up" gurl, introduced her to me as his girlfriend and introduced me to hr as his mum's "apprentice"...choi choi choi....i swear na dat dae i stop d work

not anyi1 i can remember..except for nw dat am vn crush for d OP..nd am acyualy quoting and commenting so dat she would knw..OP kk reciprocate..

the silliest thing I have ever done to catch a girl's attention happened 3 weeks ago. I met this sweet lovely girl in a bus. as I was still racking my brain on how to kick off, she told the driver to stop. I was still a long way to my destination but I also came down at her bus stop. that was when I discovered that she also had 25 litres of fuel in the boot. I took advantage of the opportunity and offered to help her and of course she was happy. there was no cab to her place so out of likeness I carried this fuel to her gate. my brother if you see me that day. suffer in another level. finally I got what I wanted sha. invitation to her inner chambers.

ah smell lies

In akure trying to get a bus going to osogbo ...I saw this babe mhen I couldn't resist then a conductor ask me where I dey go.. I tell am straight na where that girl dey go ooo.. Like play like play I enter Ile Ife bus with that babe...na ow I meet one if my ex be that o

this would probably land on page 13...am not bothered...just have to say it...its not the silliest thing i've done to get a gal, but the silliest thing a gal did to get my attention...(she didnt get it tho, my way of punishing her)...this happened today at a wedding ceremony, in a church! I was sitting with my older sister when the gal came and sat beside me on a church bench(all those cathedral-like thick benches), i looked at her just to acknowledge her precence and continued gisting with my sister, not long she threw her arm over the back rest of the bench slightly brushing my arm, i looked at her, but she was looking elsewhere(she knew i know what her intention was)...then the silly part, she moved her butt a bit to the front, then bent her legs towards my view, i ignored her...i didnt even knw my sis noticed what she was doing, i just continued gisting and transfering pictures to my phone. My sister now said in yoruba, kilo she eleyi to de fe idi kale...meaning 'whats wrong with this one opening her laps'..i smiled and i told her that i was about telling her that my attention was getting divided, that i was reasoning the gal b4 o, so we laughed, i guess the gal coded and knew we were laffin at what she was doing, so she stood up and left, from then she was nt even giving me face at all...well me being me, i said atleast let me start a conversatn wit her....just to realise that the gal no even fine like dat....mtcheeeeew...
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Why her wowo no go dey show me 'yarnsh' 4 inside church...

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The silly thing i did, then i was 15, writing GCE exams in preparatn 4 WAEC, then i met this angel...(angel for my eye then tho), so from the first day, i've always eyed her....but was getting hit on by older boys...so i just chilled and enjoyed the game of just getting to see her beautiful face, until one day when i finaly had d chance to get to talk to her, that day we were to fetch desk and seat for ourselves to use in writing our paper that day, i got my desk nd seat into the hall on time, had sum1 look over it 4 me, then i went back to help my fragile angel carry her heavy desk while she carried the seat....it was nice sha...(let me not call it a mumu move, its d most gentlemanish thing i've done 4 a stranger just 4 attention) we talkd later sha, but culdnt get her digits, GSM was just in its 4th year in nija then...sorry 4 disappointin with my not-so-silly story, the gal name is yinka, and i tot about her everyday for one year(now dat was silly)....thank u.....
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For nobody's information, i did my GCE in akure, Army secondary school...

Abbey2sam:

Young woman!! What are you saying?? ??

...I wonder if some folks finished primary skul

Faith93: Good morning err'1...please to Some of u guys I'd appreciate it if u stop following me on this thread..I was only trying to be funny..and for your infos that's nt my picture..BIKO MAkE UNA NO FOLLOW ME AGAIN...tnxz.!

Like seriously, then change the picture or are u lez

lofty900: the silliest thing I have ever done to catch a girl's attention happened 3 weeks ago. I met this sweet lovely girl in a bus. as I was still racking my brain on how to kick off, she told the driver to stop. I was still a long way to my destination but I also came down at her bus stop. that was when I discovered that she also had 25 litres of fuel in the boot. I took advantage of the opportunity and offered to help her and of course she was happy. there was no cab to her place so out of likeness I carried this fuel to her gate. my brother if you see me that day. suffer in another level. finally I got what I wanted sha. invitation to her inner chambers.

Slave

I still don't blive I did dis but I did. I was returning back from d bank when I met dis girl. Note: I was damn hungry dat's y i  trekked to d bank get some money from d ATM.
do u knw I ditched my friend with whom I went to d bank, n escorted dis girl to her hostel n back to mine. I trekked 4times d distance because of dis girl. Worst part was she didn't give me number.
dat day I swore I ll never chyke a girl on d road again.

espn: not anyi1 i can remember..except for nw dat am vn crush for d OP..nd am acyualy quoting and commenting so dat she would knw..OP kk reciprocate..

tah!!!!better forget that crush wey u dey get oooo,no crush on top my wife oooo.

shakur07: Mine was a very pathetic one!! I met d gal in d cab. A very pretty lady oh . I was so busy racking ma brains on ao I go kolet number bur unfortunately for me d gal dropped @ ha own bus stop 3 minutes after. I entered ...as she sropped she was having a disagreement between. D lady and d driver on d amount she paid sha...,d tin reached a stage d driver was bou slapping d. Gal ...,na xo I vex commot from ma seat I go tackle d driver ..I slappd him doing all ds so dah I will turn to a SUPERMAN. In front of d gal ...as I finishd. Wit d driver. Na xo I loookd bk to check for d. GaL I dey fight. For oh ...""Lo and behold dir was no sign of ds GAL ...I was like WTF so I wasted ma efforts lasan. ... To add salt to ma injury d driver and d rest of d passengers laffd @ me like I was a MUMU ....ayam still searchn for d gal up to ds moment. Aniways ...cos ma 2nd name is MAJIYAGBE .....

Majiyagbe indeed.for how many years ave u been searching

lynpetra:
My best,I stare at him for a long time,enuf to make him look my way,then I wud continue to
continue the eye ball to eye ball stare,then,I go kon cut one eye for am with a smile.I no go do like I send am after that.WHYCOS I KNOW HE WUD STAND UP FROM HIS SEAT AND DO THE NEEDED

I dey always like when babe lock eye with me like dis. The chemistry go tight gan

BoboYekini: I dey always like when babe lock eye with me like dis. The chemistry go tight gan

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@Faith93, lyk seriously am beginning to have a crush on u

There are lot of silly things I've done just to get a girl's attention, and when I look back now I can't help but laugh.

I remember when I was in Junior secondary school, there was this very beautiful angel in my class. She was the class captain and also lived on my street (about 3 houses from my house). I had a mighty crush on her and I wrote several love letters but I just couldn't summon the courage to give any of it to her. I was dying inside of me. It was so bad that I was always peeping at her through the window whenever she goes to fetch water from the tap in front of my house. Everyone in my house knew I was crushing on her and encouraged me to speak to her but I just couldn't (I was very timid then). I traveled out of the state after my junior WAEC and that put paid to my crush.

I had another crush after my secondary school while waiting for admission. Then, I was working at a phone call centre (when they were still in vogue) and I was crushing on the daughter of my boss. She was in SS2 then and we were very good friends. I also could not talk to her though we were always together whenever she got back from school. One night after closing for the day, I wrote "I love you, reply me tomorrow" on a piece of paper and dropped it on the chair beside her. Needless to say, I met my paper there on that chair the next day. She didn't even see it. Lol.

There are lot of times I had crushes and I couldn't approach them. Funny enough, there has never been a lady I wooed who didn't give in to me.

kossydiba: @Faith93, lyk seriously am beginning to have a crush on u

cuz of d wey u speak

And nao ma JOY is complete ..yhu must b d gal ,..

Olamiplenty: Majiyagbe indeed.for how many years ave u been searching

espn: not anyi1 i can remember..except for nw dat am vn crush for d OP..nd am acyualy quoting and commenting so dat she would knw..OP kk reciprocate..

i c yhu

Petitequeen:
lolz....u 4 dun dey wash plates 4 General house

Abi make General pikin come wash plate for my own house....lol

Faith93: I like guy for people of Nigeria too mush I knw av crush bt I no av attention.but I have attention later for weeks..I go wrok evryday even wen chearman sayd it af not reach time for work hour.I like am so I come every day for work to see attention.

mo gbe! Where u from com sef??

Fayrouzz: There was this gal I liked so much, Chiamaka is her name. She was this kinda pompous gal so I needed a very good plan to get her attention, so me and my frnd(Mike) made a plan. Mike was waiting fr her wif ma aunts car along her street and I was jst in a shop sipping my la casera. Wen the gal comot frm hauz na so Mike move the car wit speed come splash water on the gal wifout stopping, na so me jst rush frm wie I dey cme remove ma cloth clean the gal body.. Dat was hw we started talking.. Tinz we do fr love.

You friend dey lucky because i think say the lady go curse Mike!

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If yhu cud write dis, den it's a miracle dt yhu cn read!