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Properties / Re: *gbagada Lettings* *3 Bedrooms* *ifako Axis* by DuduParaPara: 1:23pm On Oct 15



1. Spacious 3 bedrooms up flat 3t 2b @ Yetunde Brown ifako Gbagada
1.3M PA
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2. Renovated 3 bedrooms ground flat 2t 2b, POP n prepaid meter @ Salawu Onikoyi by UBA Ifako Gbagada
1.5M PA
*Pics available*


3. Decent 3 bedrooms ground flat all rooms ensuite with guest toilet, POP, wardrobes, 2 occupants to share compound @ Millennium estate Gbagada
*No pics*
*Inspections 10am today Thursday*

4. Newly built 3 bedrooms all ensuite with gieat toilet @ Millennium estate Gbagada
2.5M respectively
Pics available

5. Newly built n nicely finished 3 bedrooms ground flat all rooms ensuite with guest toilet all tiled n POP, 2 occupants to share compound @ Millenium estate Gbagada
2.5M PA
*Pics available*

6. Relatively newly 3 bedrooms ground flat all rooms ensuite with guest toilet n dedicated parking @ Millennium estate Oke-alo Gbagada 3M PA
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7. 3 Bedrooms ground flat all rooms ensuite wuth guest toilet @ Layi Otegbade Pedro
*1M PA*
*Pics available*
Yoruba/Delta young couples preferred

8. Newly n nicely renovated 3 bedrooms ground flat ensuite @ Off Bawala Pedro 1.5M PA
*Pics available*

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Any detached duplex (self compound) in a very serene estate in gbagada?
Politics / Re: Rotimi Williams’ Son, Ladi, Dies From COVID-19 Complications by DuduParaPara: 4:58pm On Oct 03
Despite being vaccinated.


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Politics / Re: Viral Video Of Defence Minister Wielding A Gun Is Fake - Nigerian Army by DuduParaPara: 3:07pm On Oct 03
Lying shamelessly


Politics / Re: Face-To-Face Encounter With The Dreaded Unknown Gunmen By Barr Fabian Onwughalu by DuduParaPara: 12:34pm On Oct 02
@mods seun mynd44 lalasticlala There’s no evidence of this post on any of these only 3 pages that show up on Facebook search for Barr Fabian Onwughalu




I thought I was the only one who noticed it.

Complete fake news eminating from the government and then seun and Nairaland have been bullied into sending it to Frontpage without verification.

Which one is source Facebook, but no link?

This post has DSS written all over it
Properties / Re: World’s Most Expensive Homes From Teletubby-style Palace To High-tech Mansions by DuduParaPara: 9:21pm On Sep 30
HOLINESS (Holiness2100) created a thread, RIGHTEOUSNESS (Righteousness2) de yarn nonsense wey de him mouth.
sad angry

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Business / Re: Thanks To Nairaland My Money Was Sorted. by DuduParaPara: 2:16pm On Sep 30
Op where is the link to the thread?

Livelystone01 Someone shared the info with you. Share with others

Modified : Link seen.

Foreign Affairs / Re: Ecuador Prison Gang War: 110 Killed, 80 Wounded And 6 Beheaded by DuduParaPara: 1:42pm On Sep 30
Nawaoooo. So na birthday bash cause this wahala so?


Crime / Re: Criminals Steal Presbyterian Church Bus In Umuahia (Photo) by DuduParaPara: 7:56pm On Sep 25
So if you cover the body of the bus, how do we recognize it when we by chance see the bus on the road?

When you're ready to find your bus let us know.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Experience With The Wife Of A Major In The Nigerian Army by DuduParaPara: 6:36pm On Sep 25
Long story!!

In an interview, I was asked to narrate a really tensed sitiation and how I navigated it.

I remembered my NYSC days, I lived inside Letmauck Cantonement, Mokola Barracks, Ibadan. Year was 2008.

The wife of an Army Officer( a Major) hired me to tutor their three young kids after school. Unknown to me, it was the woman that needed tutoring on how to read English(she couldn't read nor write). She spoke only pidgin.

We agreed the fees (weekly), and I started. She would later open up to me that she needed tutoring as well. For a relatively long time, I didnt meet the Major himself. I would have left before he returned from work. I was a teacher at St Luis Grammar school just behind the barracks.

Long story short, I started teaching the woman too after she increased my weekly fee. But I noticed the woman would rather gist with me than learn. Being a student of emotional intelligence myself, I reckoned she needed someone to gist with in that ghostly environment like the Officer's Quaters. A full time house wife and in that environment. The other end of the barrack where soldiers ans corpers live was more fun and populated . As long as I was paid, we would gist all afternoon. We soon became friends. I even stopped teaching the kids. They were super sharp, intelligent, restless and troublesome. But every Friday, she never missed my payment.

One faithful Friday afternoon, the Major came home early, that was the first time I ever saw his face. I rightly assumed all the money I was being handsomely paid came from him since the wife was a full house wife.

I stood up to greet him but I couldn't tell if he was angry, sad or just being his military self. He didn't bother to respond, he just went upstairs. His wife followed him immediately.

After about 15 minutes, he came back to join me. He asked how much I was being paid, I told him. He asked if his wife mentioned why she needed to learn how to read, I told him I assumed it was for self improvement. Meanwhile, I had been collecting money weekly for several weeks and this woman could not read jack. We would rather chat, gist and laugh.

The Major went to the TV area and gave me a card, it was their wedding invitation card in 2 weeks time. He mentioned that they never got married before the kids. In short, at the wedding, the woman would be required to read a long vow or something like that. It was a Methodist or Anglican church along Bodija.

He said, given his status both in the church and in the army, he must not be embarrassed by his wife's inability to read. That was the whole reason for the lesson that we turned into chatting sessions. He said it was mandatory that I attended to witness the result of my tutoring. The whole conversion lasted for about 10 minutes and it sounded more like subtle threats and one man trying to dominate another man.

How did the woman not mention her wedding and the real reason she was learning how to read? How could I make her read in two weeks? Should we just memorize the whole text of the program? My mind started racing. I lived at the other end of the barracks, the Major knows where I worked as well. No way I could escape. I had collected a lot of money already and I was 100% certain he would be embarrassed on that day.

I did what I could in two weeks. Attending the wedding for me was like a cow going to the slaughter. My heart was pounding and was literally in my mouth. I knew the woman could not still read even after practicing the texts many times.

It was a beautiful military wedding. I sat at the back, then two guys came and said something like "O boy, oga say make we sit beside you". Which oga? They said "Major". I knew I was in deep shit. Prior to that time, a corper colleague had to be locked up in the guard room for dating a soldier's sister. Ordinary soldier. This was a Major about to be embarrassed in front of his friends, colleagues, juniors and church members. Of course, he wouldn't beat his wife, I figured I would carry all the blame and possibly return every penny I collected.

Sitting through the wedding was the most tensed period of my entire adult life. Gruelling 3 hours!. Second was waiting for my HIV test result. Of course, she fumbled, woefully at that. It was a disaster. That moment you want to hide under the seat. The officiating minster had to take charge of the situation to save face. I'm sure he wasn't aware.

As they where matching out of the church through the guards or what do they call them. Those guys that carry sticks and couples pass under them. I was seriously looking at the Major's face. His facial expression would inform me of my likely fate. His face was always expressionless but today, it was important to read those expressions so as to know my next line of action. Either to pick the next available bus back to my state and never return or something like that. But again, there's the problem of the soldiers beside me.

What happened next and my reaction was insane.

And you have the mind not to finish up this story?

Finish it up Kia Kia.!!! Stop keeping us in suspense.

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Politics / Re: Abba Kyari Is Running From Justice - FBI Tells Judge by DuduParaPara: 9:36pm On Sep 24
Abba Kyari is done for.

If e sure for am, let him travel from Nigeria.

Now or later, he will be caught.

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NYSC / Re: Who Is Lying? NYSC Denies Telling Corpers To Prepare Ransom by DuduParaPara: 7:17pm On Sep 24
Do you know any one currently serving who was given such handbook by the officials of the NYSC? I have asked my landlord son who recently completed his orientation exercise if such was given to them and he said nothing like that quote author=DuduParaPara post=106124866]Isn't it obvious that NYSC are the liars?

In the mouth of 2 or 3 witnesses the truth is established.


Even NYSC themselves have confirmed it.

So what next you wanna ask?

Your landlord's son probably played truancy, who knows?


Crime / Re: Missing 7-year-old Boy Found Dead With Throat Slit In Jos (Graphic Photos) by DuduParaPara: 7:00pm On Sep 24
Someone who knows them did it.


NYSC / Re: NYSC Admits Advice On Ransom Payment On Pamphlets, Begins Probe by DuduParaPara: 3:22pm On Sep 24

Shameless people.

Typical APC government way of doing things.

Deny at first, then accept and blame someone else but them.


NYSC / Re: Who Is Lying? NYSC Denies Telling Corpers To Prepare Ransom by DuduParaPara: 11:50am On Sep 24
Isn't it obvious that NYSC are the liars?

In the mouth of 2 or 3 witnesses the truth is established.

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Politics / Re: Reps Stranded In Kano Airport As Airline Reschedules Flight ‘four Times’ by DuduParaPara: 8:47am On Sep 23
Good news.

That's what we have also been complaining about but they turned a blind eye and deaf ear.
Politics / Re: Retired Police Officers Protest Unpaid Pension - Nigerians React (Video) by DuduParaPara: 8:06am On Sep 23
End Sars protest comes to mind.

When the youths were fight bad governance and making sure police were well paid, the same police were sent to tear gas the protesters.

If they tear gas you guys now you will start crying.

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Politics / Re: Buhari Appoints New Members To EFCC Board by DuduParaPara: 2:05pm On Sep 21
Celebrities / Re: Olu Jacobs Looks So Slim As He Pays Surprise Visit To Wife On Movie Set (Video) by DuduParaPara: 12:27pm On Sep 21
Now, it's either he is on serious diet or he's sick.

The sickness might be what made him be on a diet.

RMD comes to mind.

Many people don't know that RMD was sick and his doctor had to instruct him to always exercise.
That's why he was always seen at the stadium in Asaba working out.

The result? RMD came out trim.

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Politics / Re: Dominic Yahaya: Fulani Killed 50 Residents In Kaduna, Burnt 254 Houses - Monarch by DuduParaPara: 11:58am On Sep 21
Sadly enough the FG and the Fulani community including the Sultanate will turn a bling eye now.

When they retaliate you will see the whole media telling us they were innocent travellers..

Are these victims not innocent citizens?

One day they will get what they're looking for.


Politics / Re: VAT Collection: Why I Won’t Be My Brothers’ Keeper – Wike by DuduParaPara: 11:38am On Sep 21
Nna Mehnnnnnnnnn Wike is wicked finally o.

He no want almajiri to chop again o
NYSC / Re: Kano Corpers Continue Their Sleep Under The Sun After Skipping Parade (Video) by DuduParaPara: 11:30am On Sep 21
Well, afterall it is UNDER THE SUN and in the rain.


Foreign Affairs / Re: Sudan Military Foils Coup Attempt, Dozens Of Soldiers Arrested by DuduParaPara: 10:17am On Sep 21
How come they are always missing Nigeria in this their coup things?

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Politics / Re: Ahmad Sagir, Governor Inuwa's Supporter Dies After Falling Off Car In Convoy by DuduParaPara: 10:06am On Sep 21
Chai.. See as the guy died for a politician.

To die for a Nigerian politician is one of the most useless deaths ever.


Politics / Re: Femi Adesina: FG Not Interested In Naming, Shaming Terrorism Financiers by DuduParaPara: 9:45am On Sep 21
Okay na.

Because they're one of you and also frequent visitors of the Vila.

One day monkey go go market e no go come back.


Politics / Re: Banditry: Sokoto Shuts Down Telecommunications Networks In 14 LGAs by DuduParaPara: 7:39pm On Sep 20
The zamfara way again abi.

Anyway it's better late than never


Business / Re: Naira Plunges To N575 To A Dollar Two Days After Aboki FX Update Suspension by DuduParaPara: 7:31pm On Sep 20
Okay na.

Finally we can all see that abokifx is, was and can never be the problem.

The heads in CBN are all dumb.

The only people I see who will gain majorly from this are yahoo boys but thankfully EFCC are giving them a run for their money.

Brace up Nigerians, things are gonna get tougher. But the night is darkest just before dawn.

It will soon be over.

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Politics / Re: The Good Side Of Buhari's Trousers No Media Will Show You (Picture) by DuduParaPara: 3:51pm On Sep 20
Doesn't change anything.

Are we now to leave issue of the Naira falling freely to now talk about who ironed buhari's trouser and who didn't?

All this unnecessary PR no go work.

A failure will always be a failure whether he ironed his trousers or not.


Politics / Re: Sanwo-Olu Signs Anti-Open Grazing Bill Into Law by DuduParaPara: 3:34pm On Sep 20
When will Imo and Ebonyi states join?

Must they show how cowardly they are all the time?


Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Please I Need Help To Improve Or Change My Business by DuduParaPara: 1:32pm On Sep 20
Good morning family. My name is Oyeleke. I have a degree in Accounting but due to lack of job, i have a computer center where I print, scan and make photocopy, but recently someone opened a big shop with state of the art equipment in my area and splash the price where people are now rushing to. Please I need a good Samaritan to help me improve my business also so that I can put food on the table for my wife and two kids. Thanks

Oga reduce your charges and also become very friendly.

When you're friendly to your customers, sometimes they will even leave the main place and come to you. Sentiments plays a major role there.

Funny enough, you can even get jobs from people and go to this bigger place to do the printing and still collect your cut.

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Politics / Re: Wike, Isaac Kamalu Relocate To Abuja Over Supreme Court VAT Case by DuduParaPara: 1:27pm On Sep 20
Old fool. The attention seeking drunkard trying to distract his case with EFCC. When EFCC arrest him after his tenure, he will shout witch-hunt. Lagos, Kaduna and Kano contributing more than them, but you will not here them rambling like monkeys. Shege IPOB terrorists brother

VAT must be collected by states.

Do your worst.

See you jumping and ranting up and down.

Later now your Gombe state governor will come with his bambiala plate telling other states to be their brothers keeper so you guys can continue collecting free money so you can marry 4 or more wives and give birth to many children.

That Era is about to be phased out.

Sit up or go hungry.

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Politics / Re: Miyetti Allah Dumps Open Grazing, Adopts Feedlot System In Ondo by DuduParaPara: 12:36pm On Sep 20
Okay na.

This shows you that these people know the right thing to do but refused to do it.

Reason is just to cause havoc, instill fear into people so when they run away from their ancestralands, they grab it.

Agatu comes to mind.

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Sports / Re: Hulk & His Niece, Camila Sousa Are Expecting A Child (Photos) by DuduParaPara: 10:59am On Sep 20
What immorality cannot do does not exist.

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