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Phones / Re: MTN You Guys Are Thieves!!!!! by DuduParaPara: 12:06am On Jun 03, 2016
Una Neva knw mtn till now?
Phones / Re: Mega List Of Tecno Phones by DuduParaPara: 12:05am On Jun 03, 2016
mosjames:
so where is the list

Me self taya o
Phones / Re: A Nairalander's Review Of The BOOM J8 By Bustscam by DuduParaPara: 12:03am On Jun 03, 2016
mrlaw93:
Will tecno allow me to add some token to my boomj7 in exchange for this?

I think they shld y not give a try
Phones / Re: URGENT: What Phone Do I Get Based On My Need Now? by DuduParaPara: 12:02am On Jun 03, 2016
Go for a good tecno phone
Phones / Re: Jumia Mobile Week 2016 is On.. Start Buying by DuduParaPara: 12:01am On Jun 03, 2016
khalhokage:
Black Friday as a farce why should his be any different? abeg Jumia and Konga should keep their yeye promos.

As if u knw, all this one na scam
Phones / Re: My Take On Tecno W4 And The Gionee P5W by DuduParaPara: 12:00am On Jun 03, 2016
I don't like the camera atall
Phones / Re: Android, Anyone? Part II by DuduParaPara: 11:59pm On Jun 02, 2016
Donlokobanty:
WHERE CAN I DOWNLOAD PES 2011 ON MY TOUCH 3G SLIDE?

Go to waptrick
Phones / Re: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by DuduParaPara: 11:58pm On Jun 02, 2016
My tecno m3 jst stopped displaying pls what shld I do
Sports / Re: Adam Johnson Sentenced To Six Years In Prison by DuduParaPara: 7:57am On May 28, 2016
investigator007:



Hmmmmmmm Cc; Amd4598, Favouredmumsy, Nisot274, RoyalB1, Biggmusty, 9jawhite, Ekundhayor, Vikings007, Goingsolo, Harkinyoung, Sammyomal, Jobyyjob, Chrisdew, Samola1, Generaliy07, Godgay, Dechriscool, Kabe, Stam101, Kenai, Positiveminds, Zeestunner, Nwereonye, Dopedealer, you guys should come and catch this guy o... He`s calling PMB a hypocrite. grin grin grin

Are you saying he's not one?? Where's your proof?
Romance / Re: A Sexy Rich But Dumb Partner Or A Terribly Ugly But Very Smart Partner?? by DuduParaPara: 11:25pm On May 26, 2016
halfricanadian:
grin grin we wud buy brains joor

Abeg where dem De sell these brains?? I wan buy.
Health / Re: 8 Home Remedies To Cure Severe Headache. by DuduParaPara: 5:43pm On May 26, 2016
Have sexx..


Making love helps release some hormones which eases pain in the body..

Haedache is just a sign to tell you that somewhere in your body isn`t right. Hence it sends a signal by aching the head.

Its just like the dashboard of a car. Once there`s an issue somewhere in the car, you get the signal in the dashboard.

Same pricniple applies to the body and the brain. once there`s a pain somewhere, body snd signal to the brain, then the brain interpretes it and informs you by aching the head.

proof: Ever wondered why when you have dislocation on you leg or wrist you get headache? Or you run and muscles pain you, then you get headache? Its the same reason.

That is why panadol and paracetamol are called PAIN RELIEVERS.

Once the relieve the pain, the headache stops, then you think panadol cues headache. No; it stops the pain.

Now S.E.Xx is the best pain reliever.

Don`t mind those people that will say no sex cos of headache. You`re actually helping them.




ok I don talk plenty, Bye for now tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue

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Phones / NCC To Finally Put An End To Unsolicited Messages and From Nigerian Telcos by DuduParaPara: 7:24am On May 25, 2016
Unsolicited messages and forced subscriptions are the trademarks of Nigerian telcos as they flood your phone with tons of text messages everyday advertising one service or the other. Some even forcibly subscribe you into the service and deduct money without any further prompt from the user. I have always wondered if this was ethical and what the NCC had to say about the whole shoddy affair.

There is good news for people who are tired of this antics as the Nigerian Communications Commission (NCC) has announced June 30, 2016 as the deadline given for all Nigerian telecom operators to start implementation of the ‘Do-not-Disturb’ code.

The NCC had recently mandated all mobile network operators to dedicate a short code; 2442, on their networks for use by subscribers to opt-in to ‘Do-Not-Disturb’ database to register their numbers against unsolicited messages. This means that when the code has finally being implemented, you could opt in and never get disturbing text messages again.


Prof Umar Garuba Danbatta, Executive Vice Chairman of the NCC told operators and consumers at a Telecoms Consumer Parliament organized by the commission in Abuja that the effective date for compliance remained June 30 and would not be compromised. He also said huge sanctions await any operator that failed to comply.

He also said huge sanctions awaited any operator that failed to comply to the directive after the deadline as the NCC would work tirelessly to put in place various strategies and policies that would enable it make the operators answerable to all their misdeeds.

With the advent of ad-blockers in browsers in browsers, the “Do-Not-Disturb” code would be one of the best things to happen to the consumer. Most people are not very much bothered by ads in web browsers, but as a regular phone user, these incessant text messages can be a pain in the neck.

If the NCC will indeed ensure the enforcement of this law across all telcos like they did with the SIM registration, then we are in for peaceful times. I could use some free space in my text message box right about now.





http://bbs.tecno-mobile.com/forum/lite/31585-ncc-finally-wants-to-put-an-end-to-unsolicited-messages-from-nigerian-telcos

Romance / Re: Can You Let Someone Have Sex With Your Wife/hubby For N100 Million Or $1million? by DuduParaPara: 2:09pm On May 21, 2016
rose54321:
What type of sex, that's important..ora.l se.x, maybe

Hmmm madam sex Na sex o.

I don't think anybody will pay such a huge amount just for oralll sex.

You should be thanking God if he doesn't request for ana.l sex

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Celebrities / Re: Cossy Orjiakor Shares Pic From A Club (photo) by DuduParaPara: 1:24pm On May 21, 2016
This woman again?

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Romance / Re: 10 Signs A Married Woman Coworker Is Sexually Attracted To You by DuduParaPara: 1:22pm On May 21, 2016
kuuljay:
I have a lot of married women in my office that show me those qualities all the time,but am just too scared and principled for that after all there are beautiful singles out there to knack and still have rest of mind...I know what I went through when I met this lady who was married and the hubby was abroad, bitsh didn't tell me she was married until one morning I called and heared a man's voice I asked who was with her but she dropped the call, I kept calling and calling until someone picked and asked who the hell am i,i told him I am her boyfriend and asked who he is....to cut the long story short, na Jesus himself help me out of that mata

Guy e never still pass o. Watch your back before someone pulls the trigger from behind.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Crystal Palace Vs Manchester United: FA Cup Final (1 - 2) On 21st May 2016 by DuduParaPara: 1:20pm On May 21, 2016
Good
Health / Re: Photos Of People Just Seconds Before They Died. Part 2 - A Must See by DuduParaPara: 12:00pm On May 21, 2016
Edwinmason:
hmm....no one knows the hour...it is only CHRIST that saves

Honestly.. Instead some one above you is still trying to toast one babe here .. cheesy
Romance / Re: 10 Signs A Married Woman Coworker Is Sexually Attracted To You by DuduParaPara: 11:58am On May 21, 2016
Lsofdk:
once she bears the title Mrs. i wouldn't even notice those signs. it's a waste of precious time on her part


Hmmm... I just dey look you with corner eye o...If u vex me now I go talk o.
Romance / Re: A Sexy Rich But Dumb Partner Or A Terribly Ugly But Very Smart Partner?? by DuduParaPara: 5:50pm On May 20, 2016
Stupedinluv:


I cant stand dumb and ugly...

You can hardly see ppl like us who got it all i.e handsome and smart... tongue


Anyway just manage it like that.
Romance / Re: A Sexy Rich But Dumb Partner Or A Terribly Ugly But Very Smart Partner?? by DuduParaPara: 5:41pm On May 20, 2016
Stupedinluv:
None, thanks embarassed

Seriously none

Come on!! You go marry yourself?
Career / Re: SNAP A Picture Of Your Workspace And Upload Here. Simple!! by DuduParaPara: 3:18pm On May 20, 2016
Here is mine.

Table
Metal table spoon
Cooked rice
Salad
Meat.
Plate.


You think say Na only you sabi use phone?

Wait mk my guy return my phablet I go upload the pix.


Next person..!!!!

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Science/Technology / Re: Farmer Kill Pregnant Snake, What He Found Inside Will Shock You(photo) by DuduParaPara: 9:57am On May 20, 2016
This one na sure front page material...

BTW OP which kind phone you use take this shot?
Romance / Re: 10 Signs A Married Woman Coworker Is Sexually Attracted To You by DuduParaPara: 9:54am On May 20, 2016
Festivalofholi:
Yeah dats why i love 'em. No too mucch drama, dey go straight to d main thing, and most times u wont have to spend much on dem.

Hope you don`t get shot one day by one jealous husband cos his wife bribed you with boob.s and Tecno phone.??


How sure are we that you haven`t even started dating one right now?
Romance / Re: Too Much Sex And Sexual Thoughts.. Help!!! by DuduParaPara: 7:39am On May 20, 2016
rosalieene:

In my area, a girl of about 16/17 years must have dated up to 10 guys. so I am not surprised..

Lol, where is this your area?

Its funny that some people like tosyne2much were doubting...

Things like this will make one shake head vigorously.
Romance / Re: Too Much Sex And Sexual Thoughts.. Help!!! by DuduParaPara: 7:19am On May 20, 2016
Oliviaarims:


Well, guys just have their own promiscuity problems. Some people can afford to look past it. But the person in question here is a girl.

Yes she`s a girl who has decided not to pretend and come open about it.. There are girls out there who do worse things then go to church on Sunday and sing in the choir.

Haven`t you seen or heard of such before?
Romance / Re: Too Much Sex And Sexual Thoughts.. Help!!! by DuduParaPara: 7:03am On May 20, 2016
Oliviaarims:
Please, you're just very abnormal!!

Embrace your sexuality doesn't mean restraint should be thrown to the winds...nor does it permit you to sleep with every Tom, Dick and Harry.

30 guys in a lifetime is outrageous, and she's there counting 30 in just about two years? undecided

Funny enough, to most guys that number is like a feat. He deserves a trophy. smiley
Romance / 10 Signs A Married Woman Coworker Is Sexually Attracted To You by DuduParaPara: 6:57am On May 20, 2016
Having a married coworker with a crush is something many single men worry about. Knowing the signs of attraction can be very useful, as many married women are quite frisky, aggressive and interested only in sex. Please be aware this is not always a good situation. Marital strife can lead to criminal activity on the part of the husband. Most single men have way too many other choices to get involved with a married woman and coworker. Listed below are the signs that your female coworker may be attracted to you.



1. She stops by all the time. This is a sad reflection on the state of married affairs in this country, but many married women are starved for attention. If your coworker is always stopping by, this is a blatant sign of attraction.

2. She brings you gifts. :-This is quite common. Some married women will bring as many as half a dozen gifts a month to drive home their point. She might even gift you the New Tecno W4, after all its not that expensive. Anyone can part with N23,000 easily. grin

3. She wears seductive clothing:-. Some married women are so brazen that they drive home the point by wearing seductive clothing. You’d have to be blind to miss one of your coworkers in an outfit like this.

4. She flashes you.:- By flashing I don`t mean calling your number then cutting it o.! What i mean is some married women are so brazen that they flash their nude bodies in front of you right there in the office. This one is really tough to resist.

5. She does your work for you.:- Some married coworkers will do your office work for you, or your schoolwork if you are in college. Either way, it is less work for you. wink

6. She gives you money.:- This is an oldie but goodie. Your coworker may part with her husband’s Naira just to suit you. Sugar Mummy things. grin Just pray say the husband no go catch you.

7. She offers sex in a playful manner.:- After pulling up her shirt and bra, and bringing a parade of gifts, she may suggest sex playfully. She is not playing o, Oga she is serious.

8. She offers to come home with you.:- This one is quite common. Female coworkers often make this suggestion playfully, but she isn’t kidding. She really would go home with you if you seriously asked her to.

9. She shares your space.:- Many married women make up reasons to get your help and then get close to you. This creates the opportunity to kiss and become intimate. It is the perfect spark for sex. She might even start like this "Hey Smellymouth, I like this your Boom headset. What music are you listening to?" Then she removes it from your head and place it on hers. Meanwhile she must have brushed you with those bo.obs grin grin grin

10. She makes up a pretend relationship.:- This one is very common. She may talk about what a great father you would be to her kids, and what a great lover you could be. Such fantasies are a sure sign your coworker is attracted to you. Oga better FLEE.



Please what other signs did i miss?? Add them if you remember. wink

Career / Re: Why Become A Commercial Pilot? - Many Pilots Never Admit #11 by DuduParaPara: 6:04am On May 20, 2016
petengine:

I have more and more request coming in for the guide via email. I think of sharing a link here where everyone can have access to. pls I apologised if I have delivered the eBook to u yet. hopefully the link will be available by next week. sorry for any inconveniences.

the eBook answers these questions of yours but I doubt if pea train on rotary wing. get back to u on this tomorrow.

Thanks... I'll be waiting for your response

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