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Vikin: Lol @ desparrow, you got a point..
But human right never succeed na animal right?

The humans are dying of hunger, dem see dog...what do you expect?

I remember when they nearly killed our dog, very big dog, cut his chain and went for a run, when he returned...he just laid in front of our house breathing a sign of death escape.

You need to see the machete cuts on his body, but he fought back and escaped!

After then, no one told him to remain in the compound even without chains..

Maybe your dog stole from a cooking pot. Dogs do that a lot in Nigeria and sometimes the consequence is what you just narrated.

Mad Cow: See as ehn humble..

If to say na today Nigerian Police arrest am, this picture for look something like this;

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_{**Oba shouting OGHENE BIKO all the way**}

Oghene biko ke? I beg, Oba of Bini most definitely will speak idu (bini) not Urhobo!

The old business is back to town, this time around the buyer is not the whiteman but ...

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ichommy: God will forgive you

Amen, and he will also do same to you.

Goodnews!

Kairoseki77: When you and d-block are done cleaning the toilets, I want you two to cook something nice for dinner.

You have been slacking off lately. Kindly get off Nairaland and get back to work.

You eh, you have not still changed, kai walahi! I will see you when i return from Saudi!

You again? No finish the money wey i borrow you o!

strangest: Oga Reuben, sorry about your mum... You hear... No worry, God knows best...

Which one be "God knows best" is she suppose to live forever? I hope you're not one of those...

Continue buillding because the building itself is a sure investment that appreciates. You may sell the building whenever you are pressed for cash to do something lucrative! Goodluck!

Its like buying a tokumbo (used car) anything you see after purchase you take! It's a trade of luck!

dblock: He won't be at Polo Club this weekend, we are having breakfast at my house.

but have fun anyway.

Oh yes, i just remembered we are to dine with you this weekend! My brand as usual you know! lol. Regards to madam.

Weldone Aliko! See you at the polo club by weekend.

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When will Charlyboy grow up?

kaysy: Are they contract staffs or full staffs? cos i have a friend who's a contract staff and he told me something like this some weeks ago that the bank is at the verge of sacking some of them.

Staff = Staff, whether singular or plural.

[quote author=Sunehri_145]Suspected cultist Killed 5 people this afternoon in Alaba international market Ojo Lagos
(i saw them with my two eyes)
People are running halter scatter[/quote]Bros, no be "halter scatter" biko. It is Helter-skelter!

My friend, boil the tortoise and eat, it is very nutritious!

tripledub: Our government are not doing enough to educate the people. Imagine just one person stealing billions of naira belonging to a state while some people can not even pay the school fees of their kids. Oh LORD have mercy on us all.

Let's not blame the Government for this callousness. Poverty should not be an excuse for being inhumane! Are they no arable lands for farming in Nigeria again? In times past, most of our parents sustained their families with sales from farm produce. They never stole nor sold human parts to be able to pay school fees and bla bla bla!

Has RMD returned the money he stole from Delta State?

Pepper soup things!

Willgates: what is fashora? A car brand?

A tablet for mental slavery!

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lynpetra: Dated a twin before,it was a bad experience.Wont try that again.One thing you shud know is this,twins usually are attracted to same thing.Be careful in the future.Good luck

Nne, please tell me what happened. I'm all ears.

adedejiadekunle: THIS IS A REWARD TO A LOYAL GOVERNOR,WHERE ARE THE LIKES OF FASHOLA OF LAGOS STATE, ALLIYU OF NIGER STATE, AMEACHI OF RIVER STATE ETC. WHAT ARE THE CRITERIA USED IN ACCESSING THIS MAN, ONLY BEEN LOYAL TO PRESIDENT GOODLUCK EBELE JONATHAN WHO IS A FRIEND TO THE GHANIAN PRESIDENT JOHN MAHAMA WHO INCIDENTLY ASSEND THE THRONE OF THE PRESIDENT AFTER THE DEATH OF HIS BOSS LIKE PRESIDENT GOODLUCK EBELE JONATHAN. CONTINUE FOOLING YOURSLF.

Please delete Amaechi from your list. The guy is simply globetrotting!

What will they now award Fashola if Akpabio is considered the best in Africa? I beg make we hear word jare!

All i'v ask for since 1999 is my own share, i no abuse anybody. Ok no give me my share, give me beta job, no way. I go swear for una o!

[quote author=ola_pluto]Ride on GEJ. Loot our treasury through security votes, Anenih in NPA, and other means you know best. Loot, loot loot. You dont need to visit SE to campaign because you have a gullible base there. But I promise you, Nigerians will reject you if you do not do something tangible before 2014 ends. Now you have shoes, no zoning palava, no fraudulent whipping of ethnic sentiments.
Except you campaign with your achievements, the reasonable ones will not vote for you. You can add Adeonibata to your name tomorrow, I wont vote for you.[/quote]lol, Mr. President may simply add Awolowo to his name to win the Yorubas. He did it to the Ibos. Azikiwe was his key... Who said his excellency isn't brilliant?

Good news!

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