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Certified organ donor!

#Breaks kolanut and chew#

supaeagles: To boost the troop's morale make the NL babes post their fine pix (even risqué ones ). Make our soldiers see them and get charged up for this battle.

I hear you! Pictures for the army or for you? Sharp man!

Bank managers don hammer! #In Timaya's voice#

@OP, does your food turn out to be like the spaghetti Ini Edo cooked and shared on the web sometime ago?

All i see is innocence!

greg1234: This is similar to the List given to me during my Trado wedding in Anam,Anambra.The Bride price was about 50K but reduced to 15k but the contents in the list complete no reduction no abeg.I spent about 500k.

Not all parts of Anambra is expensive. I spent less than 120k a few years ago. It all depends on the family (Umunna)

yuzedo: I cant seeee my name in dat least dammit! GEJ, bro, wazzap?!i no u read NL, i need apontment bro, dont ves me!

He knows you're a big man already and you do not need it! Afteral you stay in banana island.

GEJ, what happened to my uncle na? Why you no appoint your friend? GEJ why

Yomii: If this is how this bride price of a thing will continue, most expecially from our Igbo babes, then it is their father that will marry them.
My advice to every young man like me, once you discover that the parent of the babe want to sell her to you, just pack your shoe and cut out... Don't even waist time at all. When she grow old for house, they will give her out for free.

You mean we should not waste time on such bargain?

Those men should contact Goodluck Jonathan ASAP. They still have a life-line - Amnesty!

Congrats to you. A lot of us who called you names may not have even been able to stand before a live camera. Getover all the gossips and move on with your life.

johnstar: shay person dey come back 2 earth again ni , e go make sense o

Yes, it will make sense if and only if you know you are back again; else...

ikole: If you have peptic Ulcer, just grind cucumber and gabage together like a juice it will the ulcer. please dont add water because the two of them contain enough water. Take two glass cup every morning 1 hour before ur breakfast.

I guess you meant Cabbage.

So you mean cucumber will restore this my bald head? Cucumber go hear am! #Runs out to buy one basket of cucumber#

Uduaghan should be told the truth by Godswill Akpabio who knows what a Government house should look like because he built a world-class Government house for Akwa-Ibom state years ago.

@OP, i guess you have forbia for flight just like i do and hence you want an alternative means of travle (I may be wrong). I don't think there'r cruise ships to and from West Africa, so u might just try flying. Take enough champaigne on-board, get high and sleep. I learn't that's what some people with flight forbia do. I'v never travld out of Nigeria and i may not do except i have 2 board Airforce 1 if all i see in movies abt it is real.

fuckluv: Don't just go to any lawyer cos of this. In the court, they will only complicate things for u as the judge will keep on adjourning the case; meanwhile the tenant would be using free months rents after the suppossed 6 months notice u issued all these while. Reasons being that you will not be the only client for the lawyer as the tenant would also be 'bribing' him. But if you have a personal lawyer in conjunction with mopol officers at ur services, you will only issue a months notice to the tenanat. If by then he still refuses to leave, then his properties will be evacuated by the N.M.P and will be given as auction in the courts of law.

NOTE PLS!
I didn't give u this hint to be mean and callous to tenants. This can only be exercised on tenants who doesn't abide by your rules as it's stated in the Agreement. If this your said tenants are good fellows, why not exercise a little patience and wait for them to seek another desired apartments they could move in instead of rendering them homeless all of a sudden

What if the tenant in question is a naval officer, a senior legal counsel and a native doctor?

I need my own share

eGuerrilla: This man and his love of back-to-back adjectives

For the record, I suspect say 'putrescently' no exist for English language sha.

The word exists! Putrescently: Decaying; rotting.

[quote author=I.Joan]wHY DID YOU say thank you

modify your post asap!


@ Seun modify rule 21 cus it also makes you look silly [/quote] no vex ma'am. I'm polite by nature!

Seun: Fellow Nairaland Members,

Your outrage over the unfair appearance of rule 17 has been noted, and so I have decided to strike it down!

Thank you for correcting me and setting me straight. We certainly need to be fair to every religion.

Best Regards,
Seun Osewa.

Thank you Seun! What is left is for you to renumber them. 18 should now become 17.

16. Don't promote MLM schemes, HYIPS, or other questionable schemes on Nairaland.
18. Don't spam the forum by posting the same content over and over, to avoid being terminated.
19. Don't create a new account when banned for breaking a rule. If you do, make sure we don't find out

Obama is not coming!

These men of God should learn to speak the truth at all times.

@all, Ini Edo was making her dog's food.

Great one from Dangote! Anyway, that's the story he wants us to hear - According by him!

Very soon we shall see picture of one of them making love. Nairaland things!

Buy her a nice bedding - multicoloured. In Ariaria, Aba, some go for like NGN2,500 only

Coconut oil will do for body cream. It may sound weird but it's great. At least it won't bleach you. Bleached guys suck!

Please let me make a wish! It's only a wish o, so don't throw stones at me.

I wish Fashola can come to govern Delta state for just two years. Just a wish oh!