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exxell: You need brighter grammar 101... Did your English Teacher die early dear?

Thanks for modifying my post with this rubish to ridicle me.


Lord, in sure and certain hope of the resurrection to eternal life
through our Lord Jesus Christ, we commend to Almighty
God our brother; and we commit his body to the ground;
earth to earth, ashes to ashes, dust to dust. The Lord bless
him and keep him, the Lord make his face to shine upon him
and be gracious unto him, the Lord lift up his countenance
upon him and give him peace through Christ our Lord.

Amen.

exxell: You need brighter grammar 101... Did your English Teacher die early dear?

I dont't blame you. You simply modified my post with this rubbish to make it look like i wrote it. It is criminal and i will make sure you are punished for it. Most of you think it is not possible for nairaland to run a trace on malicious comments, i'll surprise you. Why does it bother you that i commented before you. Oh, you wanted to write the usual rubbish "First to comment"
Carefully go through my over 500 comments on Nairaland and you'll note that i write well.

Too much money caused it. Probably got his account officer on phone " Oga they just paid in the 50 billion Naira to your account" ...

Dreal1247: Will u allow this type of pastor to pray 4 u with the way she dressed including the heavy make up ?

Privately, i will...

She Devil on stage!

Singing #Holiday is coming, holiday is coming....#

Same to you.

Where is Gov. Akpabio? You alone can do this. Ok, send two Prado jeeps. OJB will sell it and us the cash. Obong uwo mbok!

Na suspension dey reign nw o! In fact, i suspend all my wahala till further notice.

Who cares?

Make una no worry me to donate money anyday oh! Now them they drive porsche, i dey on Keke!

Cameron na Albino?

Arrives for crusade wearing a hot pant or is that a jean?!

This is simply a ridicle by the Judge. 300,000,000 : 50,000.

UK = Dry Land. Wonder what Nigerians go to find in that poor country!

I know that two presidents will emerge in 2015 if the NGF saga is nt addressed.

[quote author=Rhino.5dm]You are wrong not have a car tracker on it. With just an sms you would have demoralized it and get the position. I pray you see your ride.[/quote]No be only demoralize na to disorganize the car. Laugh don catch my leg!

Good effort but watching was boring courtesy the lady presenter made it boring.

I wonder what bill Gates or Dangote will now wear.

Your uncle should be careful and not be in a hurry to invest. In Nigeria 35M can just vanish within a twinkle of an eye. To be forewarned is to be forearmed!

They played the weekest link in the opening, met the masters in the middle game and finally tangled with the granndmasters in their end game. I think they did well in all considering the team they played.

supaeagles: it is this same law that makes 30something old men with bushy beards/chest hairs claim that they are 17 and so eligible to play for golden eaglets yet fizzle out before they even reach the age of '24'. Then you have another spectrum of people who may be in their 80s and then claim to be 120 hmmmmmmm

Yes it is the same law. Statutory declaration of age: " I do solemnly and sincerely declare that ((set out in numbered paragraphs if more than one matter) ) and I make this solemn declaration conscientiously believing the same to be true, and by virtue of the provisions of the Oaths Act of 1990.

People abuse this alot just as you mentioned but there are penalties for such offence, especially if there are proves that one lied under oath. I'm not a Lawyer anyway, they may be more to this that i do not know.

Goodluck to Amaechi.

Thank your star you are from that part of the world. If u're Nigerian, e for busy for you!

Belusconi or whatever, pack your load and come to Nigeria. We shall begin with chieftaincy title for starters.

[quote author=Okija_juju]Where is the proof?


Only a signed birth certificate will be accepted as proof... #Court..... [/quote]You don't need prove! As at the time of her birth there was no birth registry and as such could not be recorded.
By law, she cam solemnly declare...

[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]My chic aint bleaching cuz she confident.

I'd compare her to Anuchobi, but that one don bleach die [/quote]Anuchobi? Never heard of that name before. You mean Eucharia Anunobi

gozyluv202: How did I enter here?where iS the point of exist.

Point of exist?

Evestar200: I DONT SIX OR TEN PACKS,,,I NEED UR,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Hot rod I guess!