₦airaland Forum

@OP, The acronym MTN means alot. It could mean

1. Microbicide Trials Network.
2. Minneapolis Telecommunications Network.
3. Mobile Technology Network.
4. Main Telephone Number or
5. Maintenance.

It all depends on what you have in mind. Be more specific with your question.

Corrupt practices of the Nigerian Police is like Malaria! You can't totally get rid of it. Just get anti-malaria handy!

luluosas: No mind them. I see it their network crashing soon when people will engage it as a result of the same day validity rubbish on the bonus offered.

Adenuga's tenth sense!

@OP, In our tradition, that girl is still a small girl, if she's my daughter then you're in hot-soup!

naptu2: I wonder what ever happened to the horse that the Emir of Kano gave to Margaret Thatcher in 1988 (she politely rejected the gift).

So the Emir expects her to fly back to England with a Horse on-board?

thehomer: Hmm. Future leaders of Nigeria. And people wonder why Nigeria's leaders are so terrible at what they do. They would fit right in with many state House of Assemblies and the federal House of Assembly.

Is there a house called The Federal House of Assembly? Oh, you mean National Assembly?

That amount + paycheck from Governor Akpabio et al is enough to get life going!

Who cares about facebook. I dey Nairaland steady!

@OP, how can we confirm number 34? Can't remember the color i saw as a baby whether black or white.

ItsModella: yes.

one is called end of discussion
another is called discussion continues
the last one is called evil spirit.

Guy, evil spirit na 07 model or so

Vampire things!

walescounis: Ok who is Turai?...... Jst askin.

She was your food prefect in Sec. Sch. Have you forgotten so soon?

So there is now a vacancy? RIP ma'am!

Amelian: Babes in BBA on that season, go see pepper... Enough tease from this dude..Possibly bed most of the babes there too... As there eyes no dey see celeb with biceps twice with a huge below.
Iyanya carry go!

It's not by biceps but stamina & skills!

Without a bottle of Seaman's... and kolanut how cn i deliberate on this issue?

Lanrefahm: another question, we all know GOD is the one charge of all things dat angels cant do what he does and is very powerful my question is this, u claim dat jesus is GOD and he died 4 three days so whenhe died 4 three days who was in charge

Both him and our Father in Heaven and the Holy Spirit were in-charge every step of the way.

She and her hubby will use your for blood money! Don't think you are loved. Them go soon hammer with your blood.

Nemesis!

You don't need to return to Nigeria. All you'll find is frustration! Stay well in SA

YOUNGKAHUNA: Wetin Bring This Long Epistle?

Them force you to read am?

Igwe' bu Ike! Unity is Strength!

Raw eggs, milk, malt and Ribena = Super Energy!

"Please wait while your transaction is processing...n" Is that the kind of machine talk you mean?

Nna, uwa bu pawpaw me-en!

brownlord: Pls who is chief obafemi awolowo, wetin em dey sale?

He sells awolowo leaf. We use it to stop bleeding wound.

Nearly everything in Nigeria has Ghost brand!

yuzedo: NO!!!!! Only English are important. Is a this-grace dat dey still teaches Maths in skoool. dey shud change to Quantitative. Nobody need Algibra, calculux, aritmetick, geometri, etc to progrees in life. Just open shop in Alaba. Hope dis helps, cheers.

"This-grace"! English is really important going by the way you spelt "This-grace". I am bewildered!!!

yuzedo: I will bought it for any NL babes that agreed to spends ONLY 2-nights summer vacation with me. I live in Banana Island. Please PM me now for your chance, offer valid while stucks last. Tenks

No be only "That Agreed to spends only... Na that agreement to spended only 2 night... Oyiboka!!!

That's some cash. Ok, let me see what i can do.