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Banku-induced marriage.
Shito stew sef nearly do me strong thing back then in the days,fear Ghanaians lol.
#shoutout to Alfred our supplier

Eeeeeeeeyah,your gf sef.........no worry another one will come to you.

Kindly drop the info on how to apply lol,is it not better than all this N-power or BMC or tradermoni work we all have around now?

Another one is asking the friend for the guy's number for "consoling" him........another heartbreak loading

LushGreenz:
You try bro. But there are six different birds in that picture. Look closely.

Really? Tell us the real answers,thanks.

The guy still package small at least enta black suit once in a while............ not trolling now,but can't remember seeing the lifeless one in any suit.

A man's face
A woman's face
A fish
A lion
A swan
A peacock(bird)
An elephant
A dolphin
A whale
A mockingbird

Total 10

E don set,na die that day.

Satan66:
What else would be bothering me apart from exams

I dunno,it depends on you.Financial issue?Relationship ish with bae?or even little quarrel with friend?Saw or heard disturbing? There is one time I couldn't concentrate in class for over an hour coz I was disturbed,simply because I saw this lady on my way to school fighting her neighbour over space on the cloth line meant for the compound.And this got me wondering if both of them have the means to live in their own house,will there have been fight in the first place?

Fess tell us the name of this "bank" before we continue to read your story,at least MMM was some people's bank in the past.....

I guess you are stressed up lately,do you have something bothering your mind? Like someone said above me your brain might be tired to assimilate new things coz you're sleep deprived and need a rest,but sure do visit a specialist for proper evaluation.




Btw on a lighter note..........OP your moniker said Satan,so abeg just goan humble and apologise to God so we all can go back to garden of Eden where person for dey eat all this fresh fruits,coz naija is hell enough for person garri everyday,na wa oooo

Okay OP in as much I feel your pain,can you please let's know what kind of transaction transpired between you guys so we can learn?Like did you send him the money to get you stuff over there? And is the guy a nairalander too?

If the one on the right is called roasted plantain, can someone tell me what the one on left is called?
#not-by-force.

Wire wire

The lady Itz_bcel said "womb shifter" judging from the soundtrack.

"Lemme help you keep the money the visitor gave you,you will collect it on Christmas day" coz I believed my money will be used to buy knockouts.

Okay.After dancing Zanku they shouldn't forget to eat Banku join.

ok

Onyi22:
Let her continue getting emotions y it last, very soon she will return back to where she came from......
Rubbish, Shapeless dirty Yoruba poo, always singing trash.....

Ok hanty confess,which of your aristo Alhaji she collect from you?

Cyoung4real:
Anytime i cook at home , the whole family decide to drink garri , i dnt know why. Please help me.

OK,there is no reason bro........just that ur family love themselves and no wan die young due to food poisoning by your most high skilled chef.

Yaeger00:
I agree she has always been fair but you’re wrong when you said knuckles would give her away. My dear not everyone who lightened their skin have dark knuckles. Trust me , I know too many. Everything is changing

I beg to disagree with you Sir,why not upload a picture (of course crop out the face,for security reason) of one those people you knew that might have bleached with their knuckles?

Actually this is my first time of doing this here........look at all those iPIG people above me with their comments (hatred-filled one at that!),even sinaj?

It's not by force to comment/reply a thread/post with derogatory words,If you're not cool with situation/person kindly ignore and open the next one.Its too early in the year to be unfortunate like this.

That being said,this lady has always been fair,go and check all her throwback pictures and definitely if she's bleached,her knuckles will give her away(which is not in this case),so you guys with brain leak should take note.

Okay Good,let's compare Wole Soyinka and Austin Jay Jay Okocha.........

Watched one of his episodes sometimes ago on DSTV with the name "Superhuman Showdown''(can't remember the name of the channel) and this man literally cut a big nail into two with his teeth then allowed a Hilux ride over him.

Hanty listen,the only reason other guys treat a lady better than their boyfriend/hubby is because they have not hit the p*ssy,forget about the hit and run guy and concentrate on how to move outta that domestic slavery you called marriage first,person wey get life get hope......

BTW,you no get family?

Reason why I don't pity this set of fish brain people.....



Now let's reverse the positions, imagine it is female besties.By now Nairaland FP will read..........."2 ladies fights dirty over a boyfriend"



BTW this part killed me......"and she was f*cked real hard"

Looking up to God while looking down to snap pix?