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Lalasticala ever since have been on nairaland, nothing like dis have ever reached front page. Ehn but y
Oya sharp sharp make u transfer am biko

Opp all these one wey u write na thrash, my advice to dem is dat dey should get married. Lobatan

Hope dae are not joking with naija as dem usually do during dem comedy show

Their pikin never ready marriage, God con catch dem make boiz wey go dae approach her b ijebu I go con see wetin dem go do

Which pdpd is dat?? Cause I don't understand this man agin o, ever since he married dat IndecentStar called lara

Seconded op, but am a wailer not a masturbator

Wow.. Inspired gonna marry a white lady. Oohh ngozi sorry have changed my mind

Bubu you don talk am before now. Say something new ok

Can someone tell me d usual statement of bubu these days??

" I will" not " I have" campaign after election

Waiting for amachi and fashola loot breakdown. If not!! Witch hunt

I thought bubu said they were banned. Apc lying since 578BC

http://newshubnigeria.com/the-untold-story-of-how-lagos-babe-was-vomiting-blood-

Tongues are wagging in Lagos State especially Ikorodu, over how a young lady who was said to have been so expressive of her womanhood and was full of life falls victim of ritualists.

The incident that happened on Thursday 13th of August, 2015 according to reports has it that the lady was said to be one of the happening babes in town, although she likes doing her things in her own little way.

Arewa (pseudonym) in her twenties had allegedly gone out in answer to a call from an Aristo where we learnt she finally met her waterloo.

An eye witness/road side trader who spoke on condition of anonymity revealed thus:
“ I was attending to one of my customers when a middle aged man pack his car in front of me at Benson Bus/stop, Ikorodu to drop a lady and before I could blink my eyes; the man had jumped in the car and zoomed off.

I noticed the lady he drops look pale and weak but I thought maybe she’s not feeling too well. I was still trying to open up conversation with her when she started vomiting blood. I alerted people that are around and in a twinkle of an eye, over hundreds of people gathered around her.

At the initially stage, we thought it was a medical condition and we were trying to rush her to the hospital when one Alfa that also witnessed the incident after doing some prayers for the lady hinted us that the lady has been used by ritualists and her chance of surviving is very slim.” The road side trader squealed.

She further said: “We were still trying to do all we could to save her from dying when a particular woman recognized the lady and quickly rushed to her parent’s house to inform them about their daughter’s plight.

About 20 minutes later, the lady’s parents came to Benson Bus-stop and use a car to whisk their daughter away.

What I truly don’t know is if the lady survives the incident or not cos I couldn’t leave my market to follow them.” The trader concluded

However, people around Benson Bus-Stop also unanimously agree that the lady’s unadulterated fun seeking lifestyle helped fan the flames that caused her recent ordeals.

coolbis:
you are unrepentant and callous devil incarnate, not even a bit of respect for the dead. I wonder if you were actually born of a woman.

Nop na ur pops born me nah, but for another woman.. Oops ur mother gonna have hrt attack. Fool I no knw wetin concern una with my comment. Well joblessness is very high these days

Sometimes they will be the ones to
phone me and say, “when next you are
coming buy suya and drugs for us”, and
things like that.

Let me get something straight, is this woman still allowed the luxury of freedom?
This 'interview' is nothing less than the confessional statement of a high ranking BH member, sympathizer and sponsor. If providing logistics in form of food, drugs and cash to a terrorist group isn't a treasonous offense, please tell me what is.

Please PMB, stop your media probe (you be Alien?) deal with Nigeria's security issues first. It's already past the 2 months you pledged during your campaign.

mrjangaweed:
i taught you decamped?

Yes o.
Sai Baba

Keep chasing shoogbo, in fact u can come and probe my pops self how he got d money to buy fuel yesterday. Stupid, illiterate, fura de nunu sipping dullard. Chasing shawdows and everything is falling every minute. Keep blaming pdp for everything blame dem for economic collapse, blame dem for insecurity, blame dem for unemotional, blame dem for corruption. Am sure e wen u waste ur time blaming all dis pple, come 2019 the problems will still be on ground and d next president will blame you. Den we will know if we are progressing or reggressing

afolwalex20:
Wat

Check d image

MadCow1:
If you have no power over death, you shouldn't speak ill of the dead..
It is callous of you to rejoice at the death of another especially when you sef go die eventually if not the next second.

It has nothing to do with looters you bornFool..

Looters will die, Pastors will die, You will die, I will die, All living things die..

It is Life, not your doing or some kind of karma.

Show respect to the dead..

Mogbe!! Shey I rejoice over person death, me just sing d normal song for looters and looters only. So is d ex dupty a looter?? If yes well he deserves it and if no?? Just keep ur mouth shut and mind ur business!!! Hanhan

fx45:
90% of the people in APC leadership today were part and parcel of the PDP 16 years of waste you're ranting about... How do you intend to wish that away?

I will make bold to ask you....

1. Is it the name PDP that supposedly 'brought Nigeria to her knees' or the people in the party?

2. If these same set of criminals have switched parties and gone ahead to dominate the APC.... On what grounds then do you come here to shout APC and PDP? What exactly is the difference?

3. Is it the party that makes the people or is it the people that make the party?

I need well thought-out and articulated response from you. Shame on you if you don't give me answers

Dats d same question have been asking some fools and dem never gv me gud response. Some pple just don't know d meaning of party and people in it. Is it d people dat makes d party or d other way round.. Leave them thugs

sameer1212:
Can't u type RIP

If I no type am con type am now, cause na u get d phone. I no know wetin concern u with wat I type. Mean while check my image

MadCow1:
Unless you have proof that you can't die, I suggest you be humble and stop acting like you have power over death.

Death comes to us all.. Both Good and Bad people will all die eventually.

Shey I talk say good pple go die, I talk say all our looters or u b bubu family wey no go school
Or u follow dem loot,

How dat one ttake affect d price of recharge card!! If dem like make dem have sex for public for us to knw dae are enjoying.. All these celebs shouting naija no gud meanwhile 89% of their lives dae spent it in d USA. And those comedians shameless fools always using their motherlands to crack jokes abroad always using d bad aspect of naija meanwhile check dem location today on instagram, u will never see ibadan, naija, or Lagos naija na Texas, Paris, new York una go dae see. And some brothers here are really hustling for the betterment of naija!!! Infac t its high time bu u bans d usage of naija for jokes by comedians!!! Dose pple self are destroying d image of naija both home and abroad

O yee masturbaters ur attentions are needed, time to get paid!!

Smh!! Just for us to visit ur blog. Na lie i no go visit

***zooms outta thread***

Clueless buhari

Na white kids get dis one na. 9,99 et.c wetin concern paki pikin with figures pikin wey dae call game pad adapter for parents or no b naija we dae

Guess wat??

I think buhari is d one Influencing d igbos. They can tell dat one to their 1k decampees. For your korokoro eye hausa party go take over your region.

One by one dem don dae go
Two by two dem don dae leave
Three by three dem don dae die
All our looters na God go kill una
You are next!!!

**modified**
The monkey below me is high on Texas weed. So burantashi dae weep con mean say boko own don finish
If I can recollect d last time he threatened dem something happened, or d time he was jogging and doing pressup with em soldiers wathappened.. Truth be told hausas caused dis upon dem selves because of dem sulky hatred for gej, If not bh should have gone down by now, dae conspired against every move by d den FG to counter bh blaming it on d name of religion. Now dem kind man is there let's see wats come to d end of boko haram by dis so called 3 months transfer window... If its another excuse we gonna hear... Meanwhile how many days till sept??cause some thugs are still owned 3 months allowance worth 5keach.. Wailers check my second image wats ya say?? Her Excellency?? Thought she doesn't have an office, expected something like madam Aisha buhari

Ibb dat one na understatement oo. May God punish abacha with hot and sulphuric iron