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Romance / Re: Can Any Nairaland Guy Look Better Than This (photos) by Durentmoney: 9:42pm On Mar 11, 2017
slimthugchimee:


undecided
gerrahia mehn. Thin boy. You dey fvck sef? How u wan take enter woman? Ur prick no go break?
Romance / Re: Ladies, Be Proud Of Your Bodycount! by Durentmoney: 9:40pm On Mar 11, 2017
AfroSamurai:
I'm sure you who's good at it cos you watched your wretched loser of a demented father chew your mother' clitoris off.

Fool!.

yea. He got what he aimed for. But you my boy would never get any toto from all those u asslick here

You know why?

Because you're a sissy.

Go ahead and lick on. Am done. Goodnight

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Romance / Re: Can Any Nairaland Guy Look Better Than This (photos) by Durentmoney: 9:35pm On Mar 11, 2017
slimthugchimee:


your whole family will be filled with just my leftover....


gtfo boy, you are a shame to MANHOOD

i blame your idiot sperm brothers that allowed you to swim finish first undecided
what leftover? Food wey never bellyful u na im leftover dey?
Romance / Re: Ladies, Be Proud Of Your Bodycount! by Durentmoney: 9:33pm On Mar 11, 2017
AfroSamurai:
Better to kiss the ass of a cute female than to be mentally raped and physically sodomized by ones mad father.

That's d spirit.

Go on. Lick harder.

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Romance / Re: Ladies, Be Proud Of Your Bodycount! by Durentmoney: 9:32pm On Mar 11, 2017
AfroSamurai:
You can't even communicate like a sane man. Tell me, what are you? An alien who is no different from an amoeba or a being who still don't know the formulae for photosynthesis.

No doubt, you're a synthesised purified inconceivable low life birth from the anus of a wretched strumpet who was raped anally by men with 12 inch cocks_.

B1tch!
lick it son


You seem really good at asslicking

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Romance / Re: Ladies, Be Proud Of Your Bodycount! by Durentmoney: 9:29pm On Mar 11, 2017
vedah:

See this kid that exchanged his brain for cheap datacheesy I can't do this with you boy. That's child abuse.
good for u
Romance / Re: Ladies, Be Proud Of Your Bodycount! by Durentmoney: 9:28pm On Mar 11, 2017
AfroSamurai:
Now you choose to show just how much of a massa damanata you are!

You twisted baboon. Cuss be the day that demented convicted felon you call a father raped your loser of a mother and produce a neolithic wastrel like you.

Idiota!!.

getting all emotional like a faqq.

Go ahead, lick it


Stupid boi

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Romance / Re: Ladies, Be Proud Of Your Bodycount! by Durentmoney: 9:25pm On Mar 11, 2017
AfroSamurai:
You're more than a foolish dipsh1t. Only a certified scallywag will mistake a compliment for asslicking.

Now, you bastardize son of perdition. What's your deal? Don't tell me after you've been sodomized by your father and made to eat your mother's sh1t you now pass as an under-fed mentally unstable palaeolithic b1tch ass?

An uncivilised piece of used toilet paper like you will forever be a sodomized mosquito with the mental ability of an acrid, invalid caveman.

Bastard!!!.
oga calm down. Am not d cause of ur asslicking addiction. This post is a clear example of asslicking even a toddler would agree with me.

Can't u talk like a normal man, Are you related to bobrisky?

Or abi estrogen just yapa for ur body?

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Romance / Re: Can Any Nairaland Guy Look Better Than This (photos) by Durentmoney: 9:16pm On Mar 11, 2017
slimthugchimee:



swerve boy i got no time for you stupid azz anyway grin

fool
see mumu. Carry hand like umbrella. I fit hook u up with protein powder, because frm d look of things, u fit dey press ur phone one day, faint, die for there.


Ppl like u dey get heart attack at 17, bone don full their chest. Kid, go chop food.
Romance / Re: Ladies, Be Proud Of Your Bodycount! by Durentmoney: 9:12pm On Mar 11, 2017
vedah:

Easy with the kid babykiss
Now he's going to cry to momma poor childcry cry who is the heartless soul that gave him access to the internet?? He's just spraying his stupidity everywhere. Its becoming offensive.
lady u fine. How much u dey charge per night?
No mention big money oo bcuz we all now say na borehole dey down there.

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Romance / Re: Can Any Nairaland Guy Look Better Than This (photos) by Durentmoney: 9:09pm On Mar 11, 2017
slimthugchimee:


you mean someone like this grin
nigga i fat pass u ooh. U be like weak WiFi network. I no get ur time dis evening. Wait till i get chance for u
Romance / Re: Ladies, Be Proud Of Your Bodycount! by Durentmoney: 9:07pm On Mar 11, 2017
AfroSamurai:
Butt fucker_ spotted. Go fuck_ your father and butt rape your mother.

You twisted wanking_ sodomized nematode.
useless nincompoop. Dey here dey asslick. "I love me a woman who is not afraid of her sexuality"

Do u even know how silly u sound saying that? No u dont, run along faggit.

Keep asslicking, u won't get toto here

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Romance / Re: Guys, If You Don't Spend On Your Babe, You're Not Worthy Of Her by Durentmoney: 9:03pm On Mar 11, 2017
QueenSuccubus:




grin


Hahhahahaha....how we can have Skype and whatsapp if my phone is not latest sha? U know iPhone 7plus has the coolest specs ooo..
Besides u have 2 kidneys..what u gonna with that if u can't sell it?
go and work then
Romance / Re: Guys, If You Don't Spend On Your Babe, You're Not Worthy Of Her by Durentmoney: 9:01pm On Mar 11, 2017
That's why ashawo would always take over.

For me
Romance / Re: Can Any Nairaland Guy Look Better Than This (photos) by Durentmoney: 8:59pm On Mar 11, 2017
slimthugchimee:
i look better undecided



undecided
u wey no dey chop better food. Wu dash u
Romance / Re: Ladies, Be Proud Of Your Bodycount! by Durentmoney: 8:56pm On Mar 11, 2017
AfroSamurai:
Now this I totally concur. I love me a woman who isn't afraid of her sexuality.
asslicker spotted. Go wear makeup dey catwalk. Mtcheww

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Romance / Re: Ladies, Be Proud Of Your Bodycount! by Durentmoney: 8:48pm On Mar 11, 2017
[s]
mrDvO:
Mahn wen i find a chick that's really cool n i want to make my wife, hell I wouldn't even wonna knw her body count...I don't think it matters honestly. True it might bother me if i knew it was high(just like i knw it ll bother her if she knew mine). So I won't bring it up. U could meet a girl with a "high" body count who wud hv an excellent heart, smart, supportive, loved by ur mom n fam, never nags and shii. Then i ll leave and marry a virgin or mayb body count 1 or 2(prolly lied abt it)that ll pretend to be good and then show u pepper at home wen u marry? Nah fam. Anyway thats not even op's point. Her point to d ladies is not to lie abt their body count. Own dat shii. cos since most f our brothers here marry for body count, wen it ll come out it ll b wahala. Those of u saying must u hv sex in a relationship ll be d first to yab ur G if a girl is putting him through that, n ask him weda dat 1 is even relationship; that she's prolly fucking anoda guy. I pity girls sha, esp in dis part of d world. Of course as always, just my opinion.
[/s] total rubbish!

Stop talking like a sissy. You'd bounce a virtuous lady for a hoe.? If yes, u my friend reason from ur anus.

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Romance / Re: "He Is Ugly But Has Money" - Funny Twitter Story: Who Is To Blame? by Durentmoney: 8:41pm On Mar 11, 2017
dollyjoy:
Like you haven't accepted a gift from a guy you know you won't date? Make I hear Word!!
sister u ugly die. Your ugliness dey fall my hand

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Confirms He's Having A Second Child by Durentmoney: 8:05pm On Mar 11, 2017
pussyAvenger:
what is wedlock.....davido's daughter is beta than u and ur siblings.....cave man!.....u dy Bleep out wedlock but u cant have kid out of wedlock.....free ur self of all these Nigerian ,hypocritical rigidities

live for ursef not society
better than me and my siblings indeed.

Yes, i fvck as a single guy but am not stupid enough to have two kids without getting married. Even if i get one, it would be a mistake that won't repeat itself.

I know they are doing this intentionally but they will surely regret it
Celebrities / Re: Davido Confirms He's Having A Second Child by Durentmoney: 7:05pm On Mar 11, 2017
pussyAvenger:
..guy u dnt know watsupp...wat do u mean by pouring kids around....na u dy train 2 -face kids for him? _behave!!
sharrap!

Were u born out of wedlock? Were u born a bastard?
If u seen wrong, condemn it!
Condom is cheap so is postinor.
Celebrities / Re: Davido Worships At RCCG City Of David. Vows To Serve The Lord All His Life by Durentmoney: 5:29pm On Feb 12, 2017
Serve God all his life indeed
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Meets Ray J In Cleavage Baring Outfit And Got Fans Talking by Durentmoney: 5:53pm On Feb 11, 2017
FlirtyKaren:
Top Nigerian singer Tiwa Savage has been hanging out with US hitmakers since she arrived the States for the Essence Black Women In Music event.
She also got to meet Brandy and her brother Ray J but Tiwa's fans are not pleased Tiwa wore this out.

Reactions continue below:

http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/02/tiwa-savage-meets-brandy-in-la-photos.html
a mother indeed

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Romance / Re: Who Made Nairaland Cheerful Giver, Nairalanddss To Deactivate by Durentmoney: 3:27pm On Feb 11, 2017
falcon01:
am mimicking her errors
ok. My apologies
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Pictured With Brandy by Durentmoney: 3:07pm On Feb 11, 2017
2 uglies
Romance / Re: Who Made Nairaland Cheerful Giver, Nairalanddss To Deactivate by Durentmoney: 9:16pm On Feb 10, 2017
GloriaNino:
I said it earlier, and I know he his Seun
falcon01:
he his seun
nonsense. It isn't seun. That guy opened his account since October 2016 and didnt start giving money until yesterday. Its not a new account opened to "help" people
Romance / Re: Who Made Nairaland Cheerful Giver, Nairalanddss To Deactivate by Durentmoney: 9:12pm On Feb 10, 2017
Mslarrem:
Why wont he deactivate? When everybody started casting their problems on him like he is Jesus Christ.

Never knew people are that broke. May God provide for all of us sha.
as in ehn. See complaints. One say they never pay him father salary anoda one say he wan pay for project. Anoda one wan buy camera to start business. Smh. Nairalanders!
Romance / Re: Who Made Nairaland Cheerful Giver, Nairalanddss To Deactivate by Durentmoney: 8:09pm On Feb 10, 2017
yehmy:

He wil b back
taar. Go sleep. After una don disturb am tire
Romance / Who Made Nairaland Cheerful Giver, Nairalanddss To Deactivate by Durentmoney: 7:52pm On Feb 10, 2017
angry what is dis nonsense. I haven't eaten my own share. Whoever caused it shall have no peace forever
Crime / Re: Yahoo Boy Bags 2 Years In Jail, For Internet Scam (Photo) by Durentmoney: 7:03pm On Feb 10, 2017
uzo4real:
its your generation that is mad.... ANUOFIA
u are as useless as p in psychology. Repent from ur yahoo ways cause if we catch u. Its jail straight
Ediot
Romance / Re: They said is dope by Durentmoney: 2:41pm On Feb 10, 2017
Airforce1:
Still not done.

So whayasay

Valentine Fever

Rehearsal in 30minutes.

Work, ball, pray, play, eat, sleep, wake.


Little by little we reach up to the Stars in the sky.

Weekend
New everything.


Airforce
Nairaland Sweetheart .
when military men pick u on the road and help u with d hair. Dont come hre complaining

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