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Phones / Re: An Igbo Market Woman's Phone Book Looks Like This by Durentmoney: 2:10pm On Feb 10, 2017
exlinkleads:
I can't stop laughing about this joke ooo, hahahahaha, or is it really a joke or is this for real? Please people wey their mama they go market, na true Me, my mama dey go market though but i never see her phone book before. lol

Check it out...

Na like this them dey store names ooooo

1. Amaka Okporoko

2. Uche Azu ndu

3. KC Abacha

4. Nkechi Crayfish

5. Chika Anu ewu

6. Ndubuisi Afo anu

8. Nonye Tomato

9. Tony Beans

10. Ify Garri

11. Nkiru Okpa

12. Adanma Ogiri Okpei

13. Okey Kanda

14. Chidi Anu Jaki

15. Emeka Akpannu.

16. Nduka Yobasi

17. Chioma Azu mangala

18. Emma Odu efi

19. Chimezie mmanya nkwu

20. Stella Ukpaka

21. Odukwe Anu ewu

22.Chukwudi Ose Nsukka

23. Ezinne Ukazi

So name your friends or customers and add what he/she do

Mine is.............. Harmless Oku
............... Ageless Onyenkuzi
.............. Mummy akpa
............ Etc.

whats yours??


http://www.exlinklodge.com/2017/02/have-you-seen-what-igbo-market-woman.html


yorubad woman own nko?
NYSC / Re: How Can I Obtain JAMB REGISTRATION NUMBER? by Durentmoney: 1:02pm On Feb 10, 2017
Tosyno51:

Thanks, have you taken yours to the jamb office?
all dis jamb registration number stuff sef. When iz real jamb exam starting. Any idea?
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage With DJ Khaled, Diddy, Emele Sande In Los Angeles (Photos) by Durentmoney: 12:59pm On Feb 10, 2017
alfa2016:
Singer Tiwa Savage is going places with Roc Nation.

The mother of one who is currently in LA to perform at some pre Grammy events is pictured renown DJ and King of Snap Chat DJ Khaled, Diddy, Emele Sande and other celebs at DJ Khaled's album title announcement event

Photos below:


You go girl!

http://mojidelano.com/2017/02/tiwa-savage-pictured-with-dj-khaled-diddy-emele-sande-in-la-usa/
very ugly woman
Romance / Re: Eric Omondi And Chantal Juliet Grazioli Valentine's Day Photos by Durentmoney: 12:57pm On Feb 10, 2017
Hadez:
The guy looks unattractive. Like a mad person and very ugly too. I hate guys that looks unkept
very raw. Look at how u finished one person
Crime / Re: Yahoo Boy Bags 2 Years In Jail, For Internet Scam (Photo) by Durentmoney: 12:53pm On Feb 10, 2017
uzo4real:
Why na......what did he do wrong?
see stupid question. You must be mad
Crime / Re: Yahoo Boy Bags 2 Years In Jail, For Internet Scam (Photo) by Durentmoney: 12:52pm On Feb 10, 2017
Pls jail all of them. I can never forget d one dat duped me last month. I swear if i can get access to a good juju man, i would make him pay dearly
Celebrities / Re: Lil Kesh And His New Braids And Nose Ring (Photos, Video) by Durentmoney: 12:44pm On Feb 10, 2017
mrlaw93:
R
phoniex88:
Princefrankie1:
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Easy with the spacebookings mehn.


BTW watch how d youth would start copying dis nonsense
Crime / Re: Aborted 5-Month-Old Baby Found In UNILAG Hostel (Disturbing Photo) by Durentmoney: 10:19pm On Feb 09, 2017
dhtml18:
I appreciate all those that have been looking me up, thanks y'all. But i noticed that it seems most of those checking me up are AFONJA.
My business is not an AFONJA-BUSINESS O, just so you know. My IPOB brothers, abeg no vex o!
see fool. No thank ur God say u see market sef
IPOB Indeed
Crime / Re: Aborted 5-Month-Old Baby Found In UNILAG Hostel (Disturbing Photo) by Durentmoney: 10:05pm On Feb 09, 2017
Benita27:
No be man give her belle?.
stupid comment. You needa dirty slap
Romance / Re: Surrati Perfumes by Durentmoney: 10:01pm On Feb 09, 2017
Everblazinggg:
I bought mine N8500 this year from a supermarket. You can check online too, almost d Same price.
supermarket in what state? I checked konga it's 15k
Crime / Re: USA - 3 Nigerians Convicted In 419 Scams. Possible Life Sentences (pics) by Durentmoney: 9:28pm On Feb 09, 2017
Pls get all of them. Kill them. Stupid thieves
Romance / Re: My Hall Mate Used A Hanger To Abort Her Baby. by Durentmoney: 8:56pm On Feb 09, 2017
Jacksparr0w127:
Jeez! That's so cruel and inhuman. Gosh! Can't even imagine it cry cry
am telling u. Girls are so heartless
Romance / Re: My Hall Mate Used A Hanger To Abort Her Baby. by Durentmoney: 7:32pm On Feb 09, 2017
Jacksparr0w127:
But how do they use hanger? I'm confused still
with iron hanger. They insert it in their toto, grab the foetus by d head and draw it out
Romance / Re: My Hall Mate Used A Hanger To Abort Her Baby. by Durentmoney: 7:30pm On Feb 09, 2017
CSTR2:
Damn. Some ladies are truely cold-blooded.
I still don't understand how a woman will abort her own child in her own womb just like that.
I understand the reasons why many do, but still, the way they do it without hesitation like cold-blooded assassins is just creepy.
Some even dump the foetus in dustbins and gutters. Is there anything more sick than that in this world? embarassed
itz truly disturbing oo. Since i read dis story yesterday, i haven't been comfortable.
Romance / Re: My Hall Mate Used A Hanger To Abort Her Baby. by Durentmoney: 7:28pm On Feb 09, 2017
Azil:
What's the issue here? The abortion or using an hanger to perform an abortion?

Did she even ask you to tell her story? pseudonym or otherwise, mind your business.
you must be out of ur mind for dis stupid question. Ashawo. I wonder if decency still exist. A lady aborted a baby with a hanger and u are d asking what d issue is. Dont let me curse u oooh

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Romance / Re: Surrati Perfumes by Durentmoney: 7:24pm On Feb 09, 2017
Mrbigman1:


Perfect.

Very expensive, when things bin good, I bought mine 15k in ph. Location matters too
thanks. Am at minna. How long does one bottle last?
Crime / Re: Aborted 5-Month-Old Baby Found In UNILAG Hostel (Disturbing Photo) by Durentmoney: 7:16pm On Feb 09, 2017
AdoraAmadi:
An alleged 5 months old baby was found on Tuesday, at the Madam Tinubu female hostel UNILAG.

Really heartbreaking....

http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/02/heartbreaking-photo-of-aborted-5-months.html
Jesus Christ. What is all dis. Why are ladies like this! First. It was teefeh thread of hanger stuff. now this. God pls dont let my sisters and daughters be this way. Amen
Romance / Surrati Perfumes by Durentmoney: 6:24pm On Feb 09, 2017
Abeg who uses this perfume and how good is it?

What is d estimate price?
Romance / Re: Is There Anything Wrong In Me Spending My Valentine At Ashawo Center? by Durentmoney: 5:32pm On Feb 01, 2017
Jacksparr0w127:
Very good idea brov. Chop the life of your head (jaye ori e). You cannot come and go and kill yourself away
cheesy
Romance / Is There Anything Wrong In Me Spending My Valentine At Ashawo Center? by Durentmoney: 4:55pm On Feb 01, 2017
]You know. No bae. So i drink and fvck.
Education / What Is Wrong by Durentmoney: 3:33pm On Feb 01, 2017
What type of nonsense is this. February and yet no form. I plan onon taking my sis outside to continue her university oo
Education / Re: UNN Student Caught Robbing Other Students Paraded (Pictures, Video) by Durentmoney: 12:16am On Feb 01, 2017
NameChecker:


Just like Donald Trump, I will perform my duties very well

grin grin grin

Name:- Uchenna Agbaku
Head Shape:- Flat
Location:- Nsukka






yea. One yoroober spotted here. As foolish as they come
Celebrities / Re: Big Brother Naija Announces Bobrisky As New Housemate For Sunday Show by Durentmoney: 12:55pm On Jan 30, 2017
sweettease:

You do realize that closet gay men display a more homophobic nature than straight men right?
_bitch STFU. Am homophobic does it makes me gay? No
Celebrities / Re: Davido Dances With Segun Wire, Who Wanted To Be A Yahoo Boy (Photos, Video) by Durentmoney: 12:44pm On Jan 30, 2017
iukpe:

Bros I do nt think Nigerians are thinking correctly anymore. There seems to be a general mental problem running through us all in various degrees.
honestly it baffles me. A child wants to become a thief. See people above commending him, celebs helping him get there. Smh

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Dances With Segun Wire, Who Wanted To Be A Yahoo Boy (Photos, Video) by Durentmoney: 12:35pm On Jan 30, 2017
This is stupidity. To think a kid wants yahoo business as his future ambition and people support him. I don't get it

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Romance / Re: 17yr-old:I Just Had Sex My Wierd Experience by Durentmoney: 1:19am On Jan 30, 2017
ITEKEM:
This is not a Story nor Fiction (I kinda wish it was cry )

First of all Sex is Horrible and Stupidly Over-rated angry (I blame Porn and sex stories embarassed)

Leggo!

I just had sex with a random girl I've never met her all my life I've never had a conversation with her before.
So I skipped church today it was exactly (11:48am) I saw her passing obviously coming back from church (i sure say na church of Satan she dey come from cry) , naim the konji in me call am from upstairs I think say she no go answer but walahi she enter my compound Omo I shock, I carry am inside
Me: Where your house dey
Her: bla bla bla(I no remember wetin she talk angry grin konji block my ear)
Naxo I grab her breast dey lead am to my room omo. The breast big die shocked (i comot her top kiss, comot bra winksee fresh bobiii naxo I begin dey find nipples walahi I no see nipples undecidedme sef no understand wetin I dey view naxo I look the girl again she troway face grin)

I con go below dip my hand for her pomo she no be virgin oooo cry(like me)

Naxo I reason am 4 my mind if guy like me back this nipple less bitch who am I not to grin.
I lead am to my foam she lie down open leg, fear dey catch me to kiss a nippleless girl shocked grin angry

Naxo I put the 11.5inch kondo inside no comdom omo e no gree enter embarassed (na small prick she dey nack angry grin)

I con switch am to doggy style only the tip enter I con thrust naxo she shout yeeeaah it's too much
I kon laugh naxo my eye go her big breast I felt disgust cry

She con suck my prick first bj ever(from a girl thotho) cool
E no reach 7mins I cum I come tell am make she pack up dey go naxo she leave no questions shocked..

I enter my room naxo the room dey smell different I use perfume the smell no change I use izal omo e still dey
Naxo I carry insecticide spray omo e douse ...(her odor strong gann! )

Questions :
I still smell her till now In my nose please what can I do a friend adviced I use insecticide in my nose(d guy na bastard)
2) I didn't use condoms just the tip of my Barton got in should Ibe bothered cry

Please Useful answers
welcome to the 21st century when kids see nothing wrong in fornication again
Romance / Re: Why Don't Some Naija Girls Shave Their Armpit by Durentmoney: 12:24am On Jan 30, 2017
dingbang:
Durent post a pic of urs....
look under ur mother's armpit. Midget
Romance / Re: Why Don't Some Naija Girls Shave Their Armpit by Durentmoney: 12:21am On Jan 30, 2017
slimthugchimee:
rubbish


think about a better thread to open next time
i feel ashamed for u dat you are igbo. You're just foolish and senseless. Abeg go enter yoruba woman stomach so they go reborn u as yoruba. You're too mumu. Onye ara
Romance / Why Don't Some Naija Girls Shave Their Armpit by Durentmoney: 12:01am On Jan 30, 2017
Why? Just why? Look at onyibo girls with clean armpit. I was in church today. One idiot just rested her arms on the seat in front of me. Naija girls which way

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