DMeanMan:


I'll chat you up. Kindly remove your number and email address. I've stored them already.

Post one of the CV formats here for all to see

alkene007:

Does it require changing of imei to bb7?

No it doesn't. just dial the code and it works

alkene007:

Does it require changing of imei to bb7?

No it doesn't just dial the code and it works

zamanii:
Can anyone pls confirm dat airtel bb android is still working and how do I go about it if yes?

It's working. Dats wat I am using now. Just dial *435#

Can anyone honestly Enumerate The dividends of Buhari's foreign trips to over 26 countries in the past 1 year? No hard feelings...

Adesiji77:


http://businessdayonline.com/2016/06/buhari-endorses-cbns-flexible-fx-market-bid/

What about the most talked about currency swap, and China trip brouhaha?

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franugo:


Does it still work? hope d speed ain't throttled? also, how can i check d accumulated mb n when can i start using it?

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drberry:
The aim of education is largely defeated especially in a country as ours. We have a lot of educated people, Professors, Ph.D holders, MSc holders and graduates from different disciplines yet we still import almost everything we use, there's still gross disobedience to societal laws, there's gross misbehavior and unethical practices in our societies, etc the lost goes on and on.

I'm an advocate for education, however I believe more that it's should be evident in our lives first as individuals and secondly in our society at large.

blame it on bad governance

Her urine na preservative... Lol

jantavanta:


I am aware that GEJ's victory was on the condition that he visits SGMJ Village, Ibadan. I am also aware that MKO Abiola was given the same condition, but he did not comply.

You are absolutely correct, just like Alao Akala visited SGMJ village and became governor of Oyo state. He was booted out cos he denied any connection with Maharaj Ji and even called the Guru a blood sucker.

project50:
is it airtel and how much

If you are eligible, its #100. To check eligibility dial the same code for subscription. If it tells u insufficient balance (wen u have no airtime) then u are eligible.

project50:
is it airtel and how much

If you are eligible, its #100 to check eligibility dial the same code for subscription. If it tells u insufficient balance (wen u have no airtime) then u are eligible

DaySpringer:


How do you accumulate it.

Do you subscribe from Monday to Friday before it starts such that #500 will give you 5gb? Or can you start subscribing from Friday night till Sunday?

Yes. Each day you subscribe by dialing *474*1# you get 1 gig and by Sunday u have 7 gig. But remember u have to use it all up by Sunday 12 midnight

akagson:
Since the lifesaving Simple Server got blocked by MTN, browsing alone sef has become a heck of a problem, not to talk of downloading heavy files.

Now I really have need to do some downloads but I don't think I can afford these expensive plans which are mainly suitable for just browsing. I contacted MTN to know if their 3GB for N300 weekend plan is still available, but they said they have stopped it.

I tried to subscribe for this MTN daily unlimited access of N150 but they said my SIM is not eligible. I have tried the SIM of everyone in my house, yet not eligible.

Frustration wan quench me here now. Abeg, which data plan is currently suitable for heavy downloads? Airtel? Etisalat? Glo? MTN? Whether cheat or legal..... somebody help abeg!

Try the Airtel weekend data subscription. 1gig @ #100. Works only Friday 11:59pm till Sunday 12am. U have to be eligible. To check eligibility and also to subscribe dial *474*1#. The good news is that if you are eligible you can accumulate the data up to 7gigabyte all u have to do is to subscribe from Monday till Sunday.

Cheers

[quote author=Oluwabusobomi post=44620965]– Popular Lagos prophet, TB Joshua has made a very frightening prophesy

– In his prophesy concerning Nigeria and Ghana, the prophet says an attack is imminent

-TB Joshua urged his members to pray fervently as to avert the impending mishap

A terrorist attack will kill people in Nigeria and Ghana this month, says the Founder of the Synagogue Church of All Nations in Nigeria, Prophet TB Joshua.

Pastor T. B. Joshua’s says an attack is imminent in Nigeria and Ghana
The popular Lagos based prophet has asked members of his Church to pray against planned ‘foreign attacks’ on Nigeria and Ghana.

According Yen.com.gh, TB Joshua made the prophesy while speaking during his Church’s service, which was beamed live on Emmanuel TV on Sunday, April 10.

A 2:56s video culled from the live sermon on Sunday, shows the prophet urging thousands of his SCOAN congregants to begin sporadic prayers for the two countries in order to scuttle the ‘evil plans’ of the unnamed attackers.

The Prophet was even specific on days on which the attackers will strike, predicting the attacks will take place at gathering of people.
“I am seeing Thursday, Friday, Saturday –if I may say Thursday – because these evil people they are very funny. Anything can just happen. You will be very shocked to see what will happen, because when the prayer is going in this direction they [attackers] change to [another] direction.

“I see Thursday, Friday. Pray for these two nations – Nigeria and Ghana – over gathering in any way; over attack. I am seeing attack and that will be in a foreign way. The attack will come not in a local way. So please open your lips and pray for these two nations for protection” he told congregants.

He would however not state whether the said Thursday or Friday or Saturday would be in this month or the next, explaining “not necessarily this week, because it is a battle between the evil spirit and the holy spirit.”

It would be recalled that T.B. Joshua recently claimed he prophesied the terror attack that took place in Brussels, Belgium on Tuesday, March 22, some weeks back.
Joshua reportedly gave a televised prophecy, telling his congregation to pray for a French country and that their security should sit tight, saying:
“In the mighty name of Jesus Christ, I have three messages to give you. One is for a French country, they are to tighten their security it is not yet over. These evil people are in the town” .

https://www.naij.com/795718-panic-prophet-tb-joshua-makes-frightening-prophesy-video.html?source=index_trending

Prophet of doom. Your days are numbered.

Formidable1:
My wife has taken my April Fool joke very seriously. I decided to pull a prank on her today, and it's almost going out of hand.

It was in the morning, and I knew she wasnt yet aware that it was April Fool's Day. So I told her that I had a confession to make to her and it has been eating me up. I told her that I have a child outside our marriage. That I have a son who's around 12yrs now. That I had the child before I met her, but I couldn't tell her because I didn't want to lose her.

She was speechless but I could tell she was shaken. She searched my eyes to know if I was joking, but I maintained my seriousness. She calmy started asking me questions to know whether I was being real, but I was already prepared for any question. By the time she was through interrogating me, she has already broken down in tears.

I continued with the joke, and I told her to please forgive me for not telling her all this while. She believed everything I said and by the time I told her it was April Fool's joke, it was too late. She was inconsolable, and she told me it wasn't a joke, cos she knew I was telling her the truth. She said she had always had the feeling that I had a child cos she saw it in her dream before we got married.

To cut it short, right now she's mad at me...and she has threatened to leave with my 6 months old daughter and abandon our 3 yr-old marriage. She has already called her mum and sister and narrated the whole thing.

So, guys plz I need una help right now. My own April Fool prank has gone all wrong. What can I do?

Give me her number, I will call her and tell her that today is April fool's day and. Its a day for the fools and the fooled. Lol

While Chilling at a mini restaurant with a bottle of malted drink, a friend of mine asked me if I have received my December "alawi" as it is fondly called. I replied her No!!!. Afterwards a thought came to me concerning the fate of the New batches of Corps Members.

Our Economy is dwindling, The value of the Naira is fallen, it is envisaged that the oil prices will further drop to $20 dollars per barrel and Nigeria solely depends of crude oil as its major source of revenue.

With all these issues can the Federal Government afford to keep paying millions of Corps Members Monthly?

Joe4lv:
What a marvelous plan for the future though I know how much will go into this project especially free tuition fee for science, technical students in our tertiary institutions.

But,I think we as a nation should leave behind tribal sentiments and religious bigotry and think towards being a great nation. Invest in Aba made stuffs and have quality standard of international acceptance and help market those products abroad. China started like that and today the world depends on them.

Mechanise agriculture in the north and encourage agric processing plants all over the north with channels created for exportation to help generate income for the nation.

All these will create jobs instead of making tuition free and have junk of graduates in the already laden unemployment market with no industries to work in.

we are poor,yes! but we don't free education but subsidized ones with the hope of getting employed or having a policy to support our ideas as youths.

Nice one

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The Peoples Democratic Party has described the N6.8 trillion 2016 federal budget presented by President Muhammadu Buhari on Tuesday as a big fraud and executive conspiracy tailored towards mortgaging the future of the nation.
The party queried Mr. Buhari’s decision to borrow N2 trillion, the biggest in the history of the nation as the “height of recklessness and deceit from a government that trends on propaganda”.
The PDP in a statement by its National Publicity Secretary, Olisa Metuh, on Tuesday berated the Federal Government for trying to use their “bogus” welfare programme and “phantom” capital projects as cover and conduit to syphon the funds to satisfy partisan interests, particularly to settle huge campaign debts.
“It is obvious that this budget is an extension of the campaign promises of the APC government, presented as a manifesto filled with bogus promises which implementation will be inconclusive, thereby allowing the APC to once again deny their promises.
“There has never been any known economy in the world where government deliberately mortgage the future of its nation by borrowing excessively to finance partisan interests while hiding under bogus welfare programmes. This is moreso important as the APC in reeling out their bogus campaign promises never informed Nigerians that they would mortgage their future through excessive borrowing.
“We have it on good authority that this is the first in the series of APC borrowings which would leave the future generation of Nigerians under the burden of huge debts after four years,” PDP said.
The PDP also said the budget clearly showed that after seven months in power, Mr. Buhari and his party, the All Progressives Congress were yet to differentiate between governance and campaign propaganda.



By all standards, the 2016 budget, the first major economic policy outing of this government, is completely unrealistic and duplicitously embellished with impractical predications, a development that confirms fears by economy watchers and investors that this administration is obviously ill-equipped for governance.
“We are indeed shocked that President Buhari and his minister of information have come up with two different reasons for the current fuel crisis in the country. While we appreciate the President’s apology, we think it is high time he called this minister to order as his excessive propaganda and blame game are ridiculing this administration and the image of the nation.
“Furthermore, it is instructive to note the official endorsement of Mr. President to the devaluation of the naira as against his campaign promise of firming up the value of our currency even to the much vaunted one naira to one dollar.
‘Does it mean that Mr. President lied his way to power, or that he did not understand the complexities of governance when he was making his false promises to Nigerians?
“In future, there is need to regulate campaign promises so that we will not end up with a government that promises to climb Mount Everest with bare hands and end up mortgaging our future with orchestrated borrowings.
“Finally, we want to request Mr. President to once again to involve experienced and well-tested hands in the management of the economy and budgeting processes. This economy is not for Mr. President, neither is it for the APC. The progress of the economy is for all Nigerians and as such, due care should taken to save ourselves from unrealistic and deceptive programmes,” the party said.

http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/195573-buharis-budget-a-big-fraud-pdp.html

stupidity:
One of my numerous girlfriend came to spend two days with me in order to take care of me because of the beating I received on sunday. This evening, I gave her money to shop for cooking ingredients.

She got back and hurried in saying she's very pressed and her menstrual flow has just started. She rushed to the toilet, dropped the bombs and used water to "wash up". She didn't lock the toilet door, so I stood watching her while she was washing and chuking her fingers deep inside her pvssy to wash it properly.

She switched to kitchen immediately to start cooking, so after a while I strolled to where she was cooking to have a proper feel of the aroma, I met her using the same hand she used to "wash up" to put maggi and salt inside the soup and WASHED THE HAND (washed the remnant of the maggi and salt from the hand) inside the soup!!!


After cooking she said "baby, food is ready, come and eat".


Can you imagine?? Make I come chop food wey she wash her pvssy put.
I managed to eat the food shar. after all, I do bury my head inside pvssy and suck all day.

By the way, the food tasted just like pvssy. E just be like say you carry salt, maggi and pepper put inside your babe pvssy dey lick am. Dats exactly how the food tasted.

After eating the food I made her suck my dlck for good two hours. make e be draw - draw. I chopped her cooked pvssy while she suck my big natural fleshy dlck.

BTW why were you beaten up dat made u call one of your sluts to cook for you. Don't you know that a woman in her period is unclean and shouldn't cook for you until she is done let alone bleeping you. Receive sense in Jesus/Allah's name combined together

End time boi

chynie:
see their eyes like all those ofe mmanu boys at oshodi bridge

Lol

metroparrot:
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Bak-Abasi Ezekiel Umoh, is a Law student of Obafemi Awolowo University(OAU), and according to her family, she has been missing for about 10 days now. They cant reach her on her phone. The family said they contacted her friends who said she was last seen in school on the 12th of December,
Anyone with any information should please call the numbers: 07065569687 and 08137402729. More photos after the cut...
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http://www.metronaija.com/2015/12/photos-this-beautiful-oau-studentbak.html

She must have been called to Bar but instead chose to go to a Bar to take bottles of Smirnoff ice with a Barrister.

Jokes apart. You can't reach her on the phone for 10days doesn't translate to her being missing. She must have lost her fone, or gotten a new sim or wants to be out of some peoples lives for the mean time.

End Time Posts

akksplendor:
Lol
www.newseveryhour.com/2015/12/guess-what-best-xmas-present-will-be.html

Should be given to booboo

hebenezher:
grin! If only you know how sweet that sh*t is, expecially when a dude is about to release.. You be like oh! My God, God God.. As in, e make sense die

misspicy:
For the first time in History I agree with mamagee3,I would be so ashamed to be seen with the person of Cossy Orjiakor not because she is not human or i holy pass her but because of the way she has chose to live her life which does not conform with mine but who am I to judge her?

But the truth remains :

This is a slutty show and our culture as Nigerians first and Africans does not appreciate or encourage it,in short my family must not see me snap with such a person not to talk of dress in such manner, na beating them go use reset my life
In the North where modesty is still respected and celebrated,she would have been stoned for crying out loud
yes we got heritage,we got culture,we got Pride and we gonna protect it

Drops mic

Your are right but that's what gives her fame, attention and some change. Infact whenever you hear cossy you think of big boobs

Cossy is synonymous to oversized breasts.

End time Celebrity

Queen Elizabeth And The Fate Of Our Only Country!
By Satguru Maharaj Ji

Queen Elizabeth II of England is an unavoidable subject in any deeply knowledgable discussion about Nigeria’s sustained retrogression. Behind the ugly scenes of misrule in Africa are bands of European and Arab elites working in tandem with privileged African accomplices to keep the motherland destitute and vulnerable. Queen Elizabeth II must be pushed off Nigeria’s back if the country truly seeks to be successful! Nigerians must know the truth behind their country’s shameful wretchedness amid natural abundance. They deserve to know that the physical efforts they make to birth a progressive Nigeria are important but not as vital as the needed spiritual action which they know ‘nothing’ about!

I have consistently stated that life is primarily a spiritual experience and that whoever is spiritually unaware or marginally conscious of the spiritual underpinnings of the world around him or her is a non-starter on the journey of existence! Same applies to nations. The wealth and glory of nations are fundamentally determined by deep and organized spiritual operations. This has been the real deal of great empires since the dawn of human civilization. The spiritually stronger always exercise physical dominance over the spiritually weak! Physical reality is actually the spiritual world expressing itself. Therefore, Nigeria’s un-natural poverty is a product of the actions of the spiritually stronger taking control of its fate! This is the shrouded reality behind our country’s parlous state!

The white race is a product of disobedience. Originally black, the light-skinned races of the world ceased to be members of the nucleus race as a result of their extreme transgression of the divine rules of temporal engagement. Their corruption and criminalization of the sustaining divine energies of creation reached a peak that inevitably triggered the catastrophic anti-climax which bleached their dark pigmentation among other adverse consequences which Euro-Arab accounts of world history deliberately do not expose. There was a great flood that sank Atlantis – the great civilization which humanity attained before it ‘crashed’ to the problematic level of multi-coloured existence by its own default. The politics of the world since the light-skinned races of Europe and the Arab world rose to global prominence has been the prerogative of colour-consciousness, by which the art of playing the colour tune in many ways envious and hateful of those who were unaffected by the punitive great flood (i.e. black people) has degraded the moral and general existential beauty of human civilization! Africa’s stock of primordial and original wealth has been the consistent target of members of the light-skinned races. Some use satanic ruse, other employ brute force to take control of the continent’s copious and high-grade resources! Europeans and Arabs used both!

The English queen sits at the helm of inhuman European machinations against black civilization. The super-structure of Western prosperity rests on an African foundation. To set black civilization free from bondage; in the thinking of the global white power establishment, amounts to setting white affluence on irrecoverable decline! The establishment therefore works very hard to ensure that black man remains enslaved, poor, confused and incapable of taking charge of his destiny. Nigeria being the natural and destined pivot for the restoration of the black race to glory has attendantly been the prime target of Western policy of sabotage in Africa. The British lead the West against Nigeria’s natural right to ease and gory! It is no news that Nigeria was directly colonized by Britain and as such has deeper knowledge of and access to our country among the general membership of the European family.

Queen Elizabeth is the commanding officer of the evil spiritual forces that have been holding Nigeria down! Religion is one of their tools. Her predecessors were no less set against Nigeria’s ascension. Queen Victoria supervised gruesome British extraction of millions of innocent Africans predominantly from the area known today as Nigeria. The particular use of Africa’s Nigerian talents to build Britain and part of greater Europe constitutes a very interesting subject in the study of facts about wicked Anglo-Saxon deeds in the motherland! Nigeria is the actual birthplace of mankind, precisely Ile-Ife! The queen of England operates an extensive web of evil forces, many of them physically active in Nigeria as members of our elite and lower classes. The arrowheads of her ubiquitous Nigerian proxies are our Hausa/Fulani feudal elites who have protractedly maintained a pathological indifference to the question of building Nigeria up to greatness! The neo-colonial British script of organized sabotage in Nigeria secures political power to the suppressive and unproductive Hausa/Fulani oligarchs who harbour no inhibition to the practice of keeping their subjects wretched across generations! Such is what they are open to perpetually delivering to Nigeria on UK’s behalf – trans-generational backwardness! May I add that the same Hausa/Fulani elites are hands-in-gloves with the Arabs also against Nigeria’s ascension and, by implication, against the return of black civilization to glory! Africa’s predominantly nomadic Hausa/Fulani are a product of a historical genetic cross between indigenous Africans and Europeans as well as Arabs!

The elimination of Queen Elizabeth’s giant succubus from Nigeria is strictly a spiritual affair which Maharaj Ji recently concluded! In due season, this very important victory against Nigeria’s prime adversary will come to physically manifestation. At that stage in the transition of the world to the Golden Age of global peace and plenty, the Hausa/Fulani choking grip on our only country cannot but weaken grossly and irreplaceably. One would expect their victims spread across Nigeria to take consensual and nationalistic advantage of their inescapable fall when that time comes. Long Live The Federal Republic Of Nigeria! My Blessings!

Pavore9:


It is not about looking for fault but excellence. It would not cost much hiring about 2 persons as minders to see to the proper disposal of such in waste bins placed around the park!

Its possible they have one. Secondly its the people who need orientation on maintaining a clean environment instead of littering d place use a waste bin.

Pavore9:
Why are pure water sachets littering the place?

Nigerians always looking for faults..... End time question