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Seeing is believing

Wife Material? na how much be one yard?

Govt abeg give Nigeria youths job, abeg!!!

Make una no too talk ooo, ehhh fit be god of thunder ooo dem sacrifice tht Cream trackers to.. god no vex ooo. I no follow yab u oo. If u wan strike, strike d ppl Wey say d "gods must be crazy". Etc

Thts was a diff political dispensation

Dem like am too much, if u position a lady tht way u done finish work 70% . But thts nt problem. Dey wahala na whn u sniff finish like He-Goat dem no allow u to sniff ur way to d front. Sorry 4 u

Promo

Nigeria science at work

Na 2 much grammar d kill us for ths country, scale all of those UCCAR, GCTOG for our location language u go see say dem be all scam

Tht man prepare to cover him ticket money, him no com for d forming the press press phone for show.

chocolateme:
That husband of yours is what we call "Agavu"
Buy him a nipplet so he can also be carrying it around.
Pls lick Cameroon pepper next time you are about to....
I think you should seriously start rejecting him especially after he refuses to bath eww!! Only you can curtail it though it will not be easy but keep trying.

Hahahahha it's nt an easy road.

Nigeria silly question

This one be lik whn u update "salary tins" on
Facebook and your landlord comments "on
point"

Chai! Chai!! Chai!!! Ther is god ooooooo

I hear say Gala price don increase, I dey come

No worry una nver knw dos village gals, whn dey balance for Gidi come get tap root..there own wahala no dey get formular oo.

Nw Wey u don open our yansh finish, wetin u gain?
Ur condition be like when ur papa dey work 4 NEPA and they take light and you shout "God punish NEPA".......and he's there with u

This condition be like Whn soldier punish u finish com release u mak u dey go, u com climb ur bike com Shout "soldier thunder fire u" & ur bike no com gree start again.

Dem go hear?

Nigeria stupid question

Clear evidence of end time..

Na only u follow come, na only u ' u go carry go

I swear wit my grand papa toto, not even one virgin dey here ooooooo!!! Mak I comot here b4 dem disvirgin me.

stan4b:
Are virgin guys invited too.

No thieves re nt allowed here too! pls pls I use god beg u.

Ths one be like when soldier punish u finish come release u make u dey go, u come climb ur bike come called the soldiers idiots, and d bike no gree start.

Sorry my brother, I truily understand ur condition, u knw wetin u go do? Send me tht smallie phone number make I ask am somtin tht wil help u ok.

Water don pass garri.

Who dey deceive, Whch kind format be ths one?

Linda Ikeji come n see wetin d happen 4 nairaland oooo.

On Monday go check ur BP.

Yomieluv:
Lol! Does she moan while calling the name,if she does,was it a fast moan,or slow moan?



Let's start from there...

Oga u re very familiar wit ths busines, (been ther don tht). God dey see u oo. Madam Wey dey write complain look well ooo. Tht ur bobo fit be nairalander oo. I dey come, Make I go buy Gala

I go begin dance alanta