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@poster

if u are complaining abou edo girls wat would u say about ^portharcourt girs?
wel i'm sure u fell into the hands of the bad italo ones, because Edo girls can be really nice and loving by default,
better luck next time

wel, as for me i always like to act spontaneously, i'll plant a rough kiss on her lips and rod her like neva bfore, then multiply the slap by 5ive and just walk away.

@poster

i guess u dont talk much, so she thinks ur money should do all the talking 4 u.
ditch her and get some1 that understands ur kind of english.

@poster u
asked for details right? here are the details to look out for:

1. she lets u answer her calls wenever she's ain't close by.
2. all her friends know dat she tinks the world of u.
3. she cherishes ur company wit or witout sex.
4. she calls u up just to hear ur voice.
5. even wen u tink u know, she still tells u she has a center of gravity and leads u to it,

, just to mention but a few.

y'all might just be wrong, dis guy fit mean am o, these are the last days and anytin can happen, wAT a wOrLd!

abeg make the thread no die yet o, haba! we need to hear the goodnews first now
@poster
my guy ur seed suppose to don dey germinate by now na, the tin neva still ripe?
pls tell us abeg , dont be shy.

well ,maybe i should give u the benefit of doubt though(na ur age i dey look oh,just hope its not a fake), but i wouldnt trust u dat one, cos love is crazy.

i think God has a reason 4 letting u live, u owe it to him to find out wat it is.
welcome back, nairaland(land of MILK and HONEY).

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Really? The ones i know that work, must have had some jazz or something in their relationships [/color]

well, there are always exceptional cases though, and wat makes u tink both partners loved each other to death?sometimes wat u see isnt wat it is.

ofcourse its gatto be mutual or else it wouldn't work, but its definitely not supposed to be 50-50 or else it wouldn't work too.

@ice
both parties cannot love each other to death at the same time, else no one will live to tell the story.

some1's gatto give more, thats the way love goes.

i'll go wit the ibo lingua anyday,
bebe i likem ur style, abum importer and exporter, esom na ndi ne gbu ozu na high sea, can u finish the profit of a crank shaft?

dat will sure get u her undivided attention, trust me!

@d-reloaded
u sound rather upset about something, take it easy abeg.

guy: wasup beautiful lady?

girl: the sky

guy: i think ur father is a terrorist, possibly osama bin laden himself,

girl: why in the world would u make such a nasty comment?

guy: because u are the BOMB!

girl: very funny. ki lo ns'e bobo e? na ur papa be baba iyabo because u b gorrila, shio.

i tried it once thousands of feet above ground level, in the restroom of a commercial airline wit one of dem hostesses,and it was totally awesome(& spontanoeus)! i love air hostesses! any1 of them here?

hi, pls do u have matches?

she don carry belle ,SHAKARA DON END O!
@poster
even if u dischared outside her totex, some spermatozoa stilll come out in smaller amounts during the love making process and those guys are enof to get her pumped up. anyway, i grieve with u at this period of ur life, even if its supposed to be a tin of joy. i fit give u one baba number for ijebu, u fit call am up, he'll def. have a solution for u.DELAY IS DANGEROUS O!

wat a world we are living in--------some people dey find belle make them born pikin at all cost, others dnt want it.

HI welli,

conflict of ideas. one sch of tot thinks its bad and the other sch thinks its great.
@achinu
u sound like some1 dat does it more than five times a day this 1wey u don go carry out research 4 d matter, take it easy o so u dont develope blisters on ur palm and d i c k.
Na the ladies dey cause this thing,neva wanting to help a guy out, una go dey form like sey na the guy need am pass.

sorry angel ,it doesnt count.still beat u to it,

good? wats good about being a stand up comedian? i tire 4 u o.

@welli
yeah, i know.i gat a very crazy but good sense of humour,dats wat the ladies always say, and it takes sum1 like u to notice. used to be a stand comedian in my fomer life.

@emillyn
dnt be too much in a hurry to cal it quits wit ur. the new guy might just be capitalising on the fact that u are not hapi wit ur relationship, to take u to bed and thats it, cos i guess he knows dat tins aint so smooth btw u and ur man. 4get all that txt messages its just the bait before the kill, i suggest u find out from ur man wat the problem really is and try to iron tins out wit him and tins might just go back to the blissful way they were.except u are the problem and u seriously want out,cos i knw u are in lust wit the anthony guy now, after una don rod finish the flames will diminish trust me, and then u'd have ended up sleeping wit two friends and wont be able to keep any1 of them.

@jennykadry
u go girl

@poster
ThankGod 4 ur life o sey u waka commot.if na some pple dem go start to dey negotiate price.
shits getting worse, even in the capital i heard of a place wer dem dey bust arse for 3million quids.wat a world!

na so 1 of my friends( wel, i tot he was my friend) try to touch me one nite ,back wen i was in sch(in my room for that matter).was just slipping peacefully o, na im  i feeel person d i c k dey try bore hole through my boxers o. i tot i was dreaming,i stirred and it stopped, after a while it started again,God! i wonder wat he was tinking-like i was going to sleep truout the whole act or wat?I jumped up and quickly reached for the light switch, turned it on, and there he was but naked with pants down and d i c k as hard as ever, LORD JESUS! i almost ran mad, i didnt want to tink it was possible, i asked him wat he was trying to do and he started stuttering, i u see the BLOW wey i land am for mouth me sef i feel am,i wan blow the guy eyes close(this was about past 3 am) he just kept screaming, and na so i dey pump all im jaw, until my neighbours came banging on my door.couldnt even find the rite words to xplain to dem wat the fool was trying to do, wel, dey had to drag me away from beating the foool into a pulp.IMAGINE, the guy wan increase d size of my arsehole witout my consent.wel, he paid dearly 4 it, na so i open office 4 im head, im pay so teyyyyyyyyy im papa gatsto come  d sch with police.wen im papa hear wetin im pikin do no be person tell am to move, the police sef free am waka.

wel, unfortunately the shits on the increase these days, and the only way to curb it is to kill each and every1 of dem, na baba GOD go save us o!

@ welli
funny abi? but dats how rude y'all can get .and we have to put up with all that shit, GOd help us. anyway thank God sey my own case na the other way round.
it only gets better.

@waterworks
e be like sey na ur hobby be dat o, take am easy make u no go give ur husband wrong number o.(dat is if u aint married yet)

@poster
ofcos u do have a choice, wat if u didnt have the money u4 go thief?except u are already used to it.anyway i can tell u still love him, so if u are not willing to wait until im hammer then u better run 4 ur dear life o!

@poster
some things are better left unsaid,if u knew it was gonna spell trouble then y tell it?atleast u know d kind of man u are dating.

@poster
atleast he proclaims his love 4u, and i'm sure he didnt force u to buy anytin 4him.just because he aint gat no doe now doest mean he wouldnt later. i'm sure its the hospital tin that tripped u off.cut him some slacks jo.