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@ice
u made real sense.i know a few ladies like that. bu they re very rare to come by and the are mostly all taken.

@poster
if u dnt trust her then WATS THE PIONT? cos she might s well be getting a quickie evrynite she goes clubbing without u(i knw a few that do).but if u trust the lady then there's notin to be scared of. xceppt she gets to much too drink on a clubnite, and u know anytin can happen after then, trust or no trust.

@ a busstop
guy: hi

girl: hello

guy: i think i know u from sumwer,

girl: otio! dem don come again o.

guy: sorry?

girl: i mean, rat die for ur mouth?

guy: common, u dnt have to be rude.

girl: oh yeah, and i dnt have to talk to u( God! is dat a soakaway or wat? )

guy: o girl, u harsh o! just wanted to know wat ur time says, mine's a lil bit faster.

girl: na im u no fit talk since? nyway, u'd have to check it urself cos i'm blind as u can see.

guy: chineke! nwa ada fuzo? na im u dey run ur mouth since.chei! wat a world!( mi oti nlo o)

girl: yes o! u can run ,dats wat they always do.better luck next time.infidels!
ah! mumu. dey always fall 4 it, tank God o . ( wat a breath!)
(girl shouts; taxi! V.I pls. )


, to be continued

Dont know about other guys o, but i think most girls just have that annoyingly,cold reception by default.

Back wen i was in the uni,i found out from my folks at home that a female cousin of mine was in the same univ wit me but in a diff dept. Did a lil' research and finally got to pick her out without her knowing it. i walked up to her one day while she was waiting 4 her lecture to come to class, said hi and the next tin i got was "excuse me pls i'm not in the mood"."mood for wat" i asked her ,and she just walked away.i just turned my bak and walked away too. this happened a second time ,but this time i followed her into her class sat down beside her and before she could make any nasty comment i called her father's name, her place of origin and the rest of it.she asked me how i knew and dats wen i told her who i was.alof a sudden she became in the MOOD. story change.
so u see?

my first kiss took place in the male toilet of my first primary sch
and i cant really remember how it felt(apart from the scary feeling)

but my most memorable kiss took place in college and i've neva felt the power of a kiss like dat, almost felt like my leg was gonna pop up (like d little pricess in her dairies). its was
astonishing!

@poster
the fact that there are more girls than guys on this thread and also in this world is a proof of the fact that girls yabber about guys more than guys do about girls.

@streaming
bedmatics gasto dey involved, if not the tori no go sweet.

enof of the loving.
E don be 4 Barca today, we promise them 3 kpondo.

tank God sey u know.

OLOLUFE---------------wandy cole.

actually, it's a necessary evil. but i'm happy i can make do witout that necessity.for now.

@ibk
stop exagerrating. u know u could neva last that long. i know wat it has taken me to come this far.

Hi people! Today a friend of mine hit the one year mark of NO SEX!(and no jerking off).As for me, i'm still in my fourth month and counting. isn't that GREAT!? Neva tot i could come this far, but it has been worth it considering all the benefits that come wit it(if u know what i mean).
The only problem that seems to pop up from time to time is the girlfriend issue, but i know she'll finally get to understand( because she know sey if na only the sex tin, she no like am reach me).
How long do y'all think u can stay witout it?( for those that are non-virgins)

neva knew so many guys like lesbians,but how come its still on the downlow.nyway,ive decided not to say a word about it.thanks to y'all nairalanders.

nairalanders! una don come again ooooooooooo. e don turn to advertisement abi? SWIM, FLY, CRAWL, VANISH, na so we go dey dey?

which kain rough play wey dey happen 4here?
@poster
person no go see wetin im wan buy, abi u tink sey 6figures na shoot bird? make u no go turn out to be shrek or im sister.

PLS HELP! A 31 year old virgin and cant seem to get laid.plssssssss needs help and fast too!

Damn! can tins ever get anyworse?
got a call from the girl in question, and somehow she found out dat i know about her 'LELE' escapades, and she doesnt want me to say a word to her man.wants to come over to my place and explain sometin (that she cant explain over the fone).cooked up some story about how she wants to tell him herself, i only hope she's telling the truth but i seriously doubt it.tank God i havent said anytin to him yet.
do y'all tink its time to TELL?

@mandora
she said she was gonna let him know that she was entering into town, i'm sure theres notin wrong wit dat.even they've broken i dnt tink its wrong to visit ur ex-.
@poster

i tink u shld go see him, delay is dangerous! even if he's riding another bus, it might still be quite early&he can get off at the next busstop.just try and play the fool this time,if its worth ur hapiness then wat the hell?let ur timing be right though.Goodluck!

i'm sure it was ur bad writing dat chased her away, i can imagine her reading a txt message from u and going gaga.try to perfect ur writing and try again.

una leave mata wey dey on ground wan fight wit urselfs.1derful people!

@ howfar

u sound like u are gay dnt mean to hurt ur feelings but i tink my friend deserves to know. the earlier the better.

well, i neva said i was going to tell. i'm just wondering wat will happen wen he finds out who she really is, and dat i knew all along and refused to say a damn tin about it.

@busta
wel, if u insist.i had to play peeping tom,cos dats the only way the person that caught her first tot i wuld believe.it wasnt a very pretty sight mind u,but , it was crazy.

@izeek
i'm not sure dats wat tuface was refering 2.

@izeek
men , i'm really confused o! dnt really have a problem wit how she decides to leave her life .but her boyf. is gonna really freak out wen u gets to know.

dats wat our parents used to call it does days.'LELE'

@busta
she got caught by sum1 else, and i'v seen 4 myself too.dnt ask me how,plsssssss.