₦airaland Forum

Entanglement:
I keep wondering how did this man got married to this ugly girl

Unzerious:
If he picks a Sheikh...Problem, if he picks a Sangharaja...Problem. Wetin una really want UFO

helinues:
The Bayana Bayana that struggled against Namibia, infact they robbed Namibia with that penalty cos it wasn't

DenreleDave:
U mean Houston

Threesha:
What's your point exactly?

DispatcherLagos:
What's the definition of a failed nation again?

fergie001:
He should call Jackson and congratulate him.

fergie001:
It wouldn't make much difference in terms of gap even of APC wins.

From 36 of the 200 PUs.....Yekemi & Modakeke 1 Wards:
APC - 3091
PDP - 3570

The results will be neck-to-neck at the worse, Oyetola should call Adeleke now.

Jodesky:
Which result is this?

Ola260:
U still dey dream abi.
LP ko, premier league ni

helinues:
Heh heh, the guy has confessed he is working for APC?

helinues:
Because he is your brother or working for you?

helinues:
Very good

EFCC not even police. O set go

CoronaVirusRelo:
Waste of resources


Better go invest the money in fish farming or pig husbandry.

Tboymessiah:
NasoLifeBe!!!

Davido food don come na wetin e dey like to tey trend be dis

FalseProphet1:
There are no prophecies on how to teach kids only declarations.

Therefore I'll advice you to lay your right hand on the head of every child in your class and decree like this "You deaf and dumb spirit in this head, be banished forever and you spirit of coding enter" repeat this process for 2weeks and they'll become professional programmers even though you decide not to teach them at all.

This I have seen.

Fahdiga:
Nigeria is irredeemable

lawrenzooo:
It was back in 2020 i was with a friend that was into MTN sim registeration when the scammer called after the back and forth i told him guy find another person to scam and he replied "idiot na your papa be scammer" i just told him make i show you say my papa na scammer.

Then my friend was activating his preregistered sim so we would put N100 and call the scammers number and i wouldnt say anything the man just kept on shouting Hello Hello and i was mute after like 30 seconds i would terminate the call and call with another line. I did that with over 50 sims, on one of the occasion he was telling his patner tha Omo e be like say my phone don spoil, then i replied him that your phone no spoil shey u say my papa na scammer i say make i show you wetin scammer pigin fit do and below was his reply

Ahhh bros so na you dey call me with different line... I know say i don offend the gods today. No vex abeg.

blinking001 You're madpost=113145156:
Sometimes Nigerians should forget sentiments and be thankful for everything our darling president has done for us

Good and motorable roads........checked

Second Niger bridge......checked

Passage of petroleum industry act.....checked

Revitalization of our Airports.....checked checked

Youths empowerment through public schemes like Npower, Tradermoni etc.......checked

Stable economy..........checked

Revitalization of our rail way transport system......checked checked

Best Electricity supply ever experienced by the common man.......checked checked

No fuel station queues anymore........checked checked

And many more i can't mention here

Buhari is a good man that deserves to be worshipped by all for all the good things he has done. He's the best President this great country has ever produced. The defender of the weak and a father to the fatherless.

God bless president Buhari
God bless Nigeria.

SensualMan:
I'm feeling nostalgia. I miss home.

I miss naija cooked meal

Righteousness89:
There are many things we do as humans and we don't know the implications....

You have a point!

cyndy1000:
Your weddings comes up next month No venue, No date. I guess you are not truly inviting us