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Foreign Affairs / Re: Trump Fires Rex Tillerson, US Sec. of State Who Just Visited Nigeria Few Days by Dwayndlight: 1:56pm On Mar 13, 2018
Mutherfuking trump

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Ifu Ennada, Tobi Hate Me – Bambam Says by Dwayndlight: 10:18am On Mar 08, 2018
Tobi no get time. Real nigga

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Celebrities / Re: Sarz Shows Off Blonde Look In Dapper Photos by Dwayndlight: 12:27pm On Mar 05, 2018
SIMPLYkush:
ugly motherfucker, with failed career


Kill yourself pls
Celebrities / Re: When Davido Lays His Hand On This Celebrity Dress, Everything Falls Apart (pic) by Dwayndlight: 1:45pm On Mar 02, 2018
When you have degrees in grabbing

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Romance / Re: How I Has Sex With My Three Uber Drivers - Lady Narrates by Dwayndlight: 3:30pm On Mar 01, 2018
This is inspiring
Politics / Re: 1999 Odi Massacre: The Bayelsa People Will Never Forgive Former President OBJ by Dwayndlight: 3:20pm On Mar 01, 2018
If I was in his shoes I’ll make the call.

Have you hrd of any cop killer in bayelsa afterwards?

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Celebrities / Re: Simi Rocks Henna Tattoo (Photos) by Dwayndlight: 10:51am On Feb 26, 2018
Benblaq:
More than 1 billion churches, 4
billion members, 4200 religions, for
more than 6000 years fighting 1 Satan


Na season film
Politics / Re: Bukola Saraki Wins Sun's Outstanding Politician Of The Year Award (Photos) by Dwayndlight: 2:08pm On Feb 25, 2018
What can we do about this?
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid's Son Murder Olamide's Science Student At His Grandmother Birthday Party by Dwayndlight: 1:30pm On Feb 23, 2018
Shaku shaku son
Politics / Re: Senator Dino Melaye Reacts To Monkey Carting Away 70M Naira In Sen. Shehu's Hous by Dwayndlight: 7:14pm On Feb 22, 2018
Space booked
Celebrities / Re: 'Snake Swallowed My Money' - Don Jazzy To A Lady Who Begged Him For Money by Dwayndlight: 9:30pm On Feb 17, 2018
Maria100:
this is so childish of him.....it's not about the joke that he made out of it but the damage he caused by shaming the lady publicly....some of our so called celebs are not mature enough to handle things privately....... sad
Meanwhile...faecbook group/page for sale...1.430,510 Group Members, 26511 Page Likes....check my profile



You need mat.

Is your name criticism?

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Crime / Re: N51M Range Rover SUV Abandoned By Smugglers In Ogun (Photos) by Dwayndlight: 9:27pm On Feb 17, 2018
GloriaNinja:
undecided I'M SURPRISED IT WASN'T ABOUT HUMAN HEAD FOUND IN OGUN STATE CAUSE OGUN AND HUMAN HEAD = 5 AND 6


I’m from Ogun and you’re not entirely wrong

It’s unfortunate

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Romance / Re: I Feel Worthless, I Didn't Get A Valentine's Day Gift, Alhaja got- Lady cries by Dwayndlight: 4:48pm On Feb 15, 2018
FluidQueen:
Biitch Sit down. Be humble. Like sit your desperate Ass Up! angry


Tf is wrong with humans and their thirst for Petty Validation?
You didn't get 200naira roses and 500naira perfumes and you're bleating? You're failing a test? Can't you buy them yourself? Are you mad?



Lol are you “mad” you don press p
Travel / Re: Lagos City Marathon 2018: LASTMA Announces Traffic Diversion by Dwayndlight: 6:07pm On Feb 09, 2018
For sale
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Get A Copy Of This CV by Dwayndlight: 5:55pm On Feb 09, 2018
Bellobellls@gmail.com
Religion / Re: My Painful Experience With The Doctrine Of "First Fruit" by Dwayndlight: 6:57pm On Feb 08, 2018
Wait

No matter how educated you are, you must always be analytical and also think rationally when handling real life situation no matter your religion, background, ethic or what have you

Else you’re still very ignorant and your brain is blocked

Of course if we don’t give John benefit of a doubt and think maybe he has another reason Peculiar to him we will be wrong. I’m not speaking for the brainwashed thousands.

As I was typing and using my J just hrd where’s ashafa or we will start shooting, I tot who are these noisemakers but on twicking my head a little to the right I saw Aks and men in Black, FSARS.

I had to make it on a bus before completing this.
Romance / Re: Lady Accuses Man Of Being Gay Because He Respected Her ‘NO’ by Dwayndlight: 6:54pm On Feb 08, 2018
ReinaFarine:
She was a stupid girl jare.. A real woman knows what she wants... She would have ridden the Bleep out of your kokoro.. Which nine come be I don't want you to think I'm cheap... Y'all been chatting for months.. Does he seem like that kinda nigga?

But op what do you now want? Medal for self control? Consolation prize? You're one of the rare good men.. But blasting it on social media reduced your VIP mancard to just Regular man.. Which is two steps above fuckboy so?
Congratulations.

Fuvk BOI is VVIP
Car Talk / Re: This N383m 2019 Mclaren Senna Is The Ultimate Road Legal Race Car (photos) by Dwayndlight: 6:28pm On Feb 08, 2018
mrvitalis:

Jim ovia, coscharis, ifeanyi uba, and the rest were born in heaven?

I’m just using to be realistic, times have changed man.
So many thing are now upside down.

Besides I don’t fall in that class and I don’t intend to be a ritualistic or criminal, so you can start giving me ways out
Car Talk / Re: This N383m 2019 Mclaren Senna Is The Ultimate Road Legal Race Car (photos) by Dwayndlight: 4:33pm On Feb 08, 2018
moshino:


Only a fool/bastard points at his father's house with the left hand, no matter how old/dilapidated the house is.


There’s only 1 fool/bastard here
Romance / Re: How Relationships Are Evolving These Days by Dwayndlight: 3:36pm On Feb 08, 2018
mrphysics:


Bros, tell us your recent experience. grin grin

Which experience person weh no get babe wan share

I haven’t been in a relationship in almost 3yrs so I wouldn’t know.

It’s so hard to find everything in one person without being cheated on

The beautiful ones ain’t intelligent
The intelligent ones are feminists/ ain’t loyal
The loyal ones are dependent and broke
The independent ones are insensitive and are busy hoeing.

And the ones that like me, I’m not interested!

I’m thinking of considering another society entirely


So in the main time I’m chasing the cheese � not the bitches
Health / Re: Kenyan Doctors Attach Hand 10 Hours After Being Cut (PICS) by Dwayndlight: 3:03pm On Feb 08, 2018
One time for all the doctors around the world.

I would be dead if not for your expertise
Car Talk / Re: This N383m 2019 Mclaren Senna Is The Ultimate Road Legal Race Car (photos) by Dwayndlight: 3:00pm On Feb 08, 2018
I’m not allowed to dream as big owning this whip someday!

Because I was born in shithole country

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Romance / Re: How Relationships Are Evolving These Days by Dwayndlight: 2:55pm On Feb 08, 2018
Hoes ain’t loyal

Space booked
Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy Reacts To "Church Payment" Option In His Banking Mobile App by Dwayndlight: 10:37am On Feb 07, 2018
Chrisbeks:
Don jazzy please don't join those small minds that are criticizing pastors, you're bigger than that. I like you so much don jazzy pls don't disappoint me and make me begin to hate you


Who your � papa epp
Politics / Re: Nigeria Has Highest Number Of Extremely Poor People In The World by Dwayndlight: 12:45pm On Feb 05, 2018
horsepower101:
In the coming years, some people will look at the suffering going on today and call it the good old days.


This cannot be overemphasized as much as it is my greatest fear
Romance / Re: Note:: How Women Ask For Sex. by Dwayndlight: 3:26pm On Feb 01, 2018
Twoclans:
Take a shower, wear light make up, put on something sexy, smell nice. Laugh at everything he says.

Give him a beautiful red apple to eat and a glass of juice.. Gist with him while touching his hands and shoulders playfully.

You will get sex except if blood dosent flow to his dick angry


You still ain’t gonna get it if you ain’t worth the D...

Meanwhile apples?

that’s a no, no

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Food / Re: Garri And Fried Fish Served At A Wedding In Lagos! by Dwayndlight: 2:52pm On Feb 01, 2018
Faithway10:
A Nigerian Twitter user this photo of fried fish, with prawns and garri served at a wedding in Lagos.

http://www.amagitesblog.com/2018/02/garri-and-fried-fish-served-at-wedding.html

Cc; lalasticlala


If it’s ijebu gari


Happy married life!
Celebrities / Re: Shade Ladipo Slams Paddy Adenuga Over Chevron Story by Dwayndlight: 2:41pm On Feb 01, 2018
AFONJAPIG:
buhari will die a very miserable death


How would you feel if someone said your father would die a miserable death.

You’re not worthy!

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Religion / Re: Pastor Alph Lukau Arrives In Rolls Royce, Horses And Police Entourage by Dwayndlight: 1:42pm On Feb 01, 2018
Samostical:

Why are you trying to destroy yourself? this people are God anointed Sir. I may not know you but I'm weeping for you already.
WHY?
WHY?
WHY?
WHY YOU?

Weep for you mental slavery and ignorance
Pets / Full Breed Female Alsatian Up For Grabs. by Dwayndlight: 1:12pm On Jan 31, 2018
She’s 7weeks old I just got her but I barely have time for her so I’ve decided to let her go.

Pls send me a message if you’re interested.

Crime / Re: Two Men Arrested For Turning Someone Into Goat In Rivers State (video) by Dwayndlight: 3:48pm On Jan 26, 2018
Na wa o

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