This buhari biitch is dumb as fucck. Merry Christmas change advocates

ORACLE1975:
Madness, can the phone take me to heaven?
True dey smell

No, because heaven is as real as Santa Claus

This thread gave me laugh of the year, the comments OMG. All the comments I was expecting to see and more. someone said Gaytlin and Gayberiel

ITbomb:
Ready, Go!

This is quite refreshingly innovative
But the daughter is too fat, god forbid

A grown asss bashing a child? Wow, that truly defined the level of your IQ .

Djicemob:
Am not here to bash any girl or anything but with personal experiences here and there, Inoticed my assertion above can be nothing far from truth. Some of these girls actually quantify the riches or standard of a guy with the car he drives... Or if he even has one at all. A guy with a car has half of the "toasting" job pretty much done easy for him cos of his car.

ONE OF MY MANY EXPERIENCES:
I was at a garden around my neighborhood having drinks with friends when i saw this beautiful girl walked in,i called on her in the most respectful way i can but she acted like no one was talking to her,i stood up and walked up to her trying to spark up a convo but again she snubbed me(almost giving me the "talk to the hand" thingy,while looking at me head to toe).I left her site back to a round of mockery and laughter by my tipsy friends.I took the shame thinking "what went wrong", "Am i not handsome,charming or articulate enough"?.I noticed her friends came later on and it was excitement and laughter from them,whilst occasionally pointing towards our direction and the loser(Probably me)...I don die!

To my surprise,days after,i was 'driving' out of my hood when i saw that same girl,i honked my horn and parked right beside her.Before i could whisper to myself 'pls no more embarrassment from this girl!'...she stopped and was actually looking excited,she greeted me "Good afternoon" more than twice when i pretended like i didn't hear her the first two times.More surprising was,before i could say a word she immediately asked me(with a wide grin) "am i not the guy from the other day,the guy from the garden?" And am like "yea" next thing she started apologizing like her life depended on it. Damn! Magic! I thought to myself.

Note:I got to know this girl very well afterwards,she is 20 and by all standards not a runs girl.

I probably wouldn't have gotten her attention if it wasn't for the car.Smh!

Such a turn-off!

No offense but what's your point or purpose of this thread?

Well maybe because it's too damn hit over there and chicks ain't trying to sweat to death.

Who doesn't like what's good?

Sorry ma'am loving big booty are naturally men's thing. We love big boo0ty, we are born to love it. We can't help it. But me personally, I love my women skinny therefore I don't expect fat asss from a skinny chick.

Nigerians doing it wrong once again.

NegeduGrace:
All those people saying mikel can't score goal for chelsea..he naturally scored two

Why is your feet so yellow though? Just curious

Is that Arabic word on there? TF

One less thief.

Oh wow, he retired? I love that Homie no homo. I remember meeting him a few times, humble guy in out of the soccer field, really humble I repeat. God bless him and his family.

bestestgirl:
First lemme laugh you small

Second, those gifts are not worth 30k biko, so chillix and stop overthinking things, its just a token she bought you because she likes you.

You, on the other hand, should have rejected it outright since you know that you can NEVER date her. infact, why did you not just greet her normally and pass that day, you had to add all the sweet words and then exchange contacts (all the while knowing that you can NEVER date her)

Ok Now what to do:
1. pack all those things back into the gift bag.
2. Go to her house and knock on ther door
3. when she opens, hand the bag to her and say "Hi, I realise that I am to blame for this current confusion because I may have given you mixed signals, however I want to clarify things that I am not currently looking for a relationship, I would like us to remain friends but I don't want to date you. so if this exchange of gifts means what I think it means, I apologize for confusing you."
4. Turn around and go back to your house
5. NEVER flirt with any girl you know you will never date.


She may be hurt today but she will respect you for not playing with her heart.

I agree with every single word you said. He's probably one of those nobodies that thinks highly of themselves.

Never flirt with a woman when you have no interest or whatsoever in her, grow some balls and say no thanks and stick to it. Whatever happened to "I really appreciate your generosity but no, hi and keep it going"

Nigga please

Grown assss man in skinny jeans, how lame, childish and gay

otiigba1:
The problem with igbos is they are not even united, there is hatred and envy Amongst themselves.

Quit displaying stupidity and dumbness in public. Envy and jealousy knows no race or ethnicity.

coolitempa:
Ladipo market was a nuisance.......reminds one of those dirty markets in iboland......thank goodness it's finally gone...... .....gradually by stealth....our leaders are sending the flat.heads a message of orderliness and ownership..... ....next stop.....Alaba.......let them continue to abuse and provoke us.....we go see who go cry........

You are disgusting. Oh I see the chick you wish to be on your profile, I bet you're ugly as fucck

His tight assss pant, gay

adedayourt:


probly u need to read d post again and find out dat same post never got d support of anybody nd all other comments wer made by nigerian, so it ll utterly be wrong of u to hastily generalize a wrong notion based on a comment by a single person.

That particular comment is necessarily not based on this post and I'm sticking to it. Let just say it's my opinion and move on.

adedayourt:


whoore/prostitute

Thank you and wow, dumbest comment ever. I know Africans are judgmental but Nigerians are best at it.

uselessgoat:
WETIN DEY WORRY THIS WACK IGBO RAPPER SEE HIM FLAT HEAD EMPTY BARREL NA HIN DEY LOUD PASS.


Say no to biafra


GOD BLESS NIGERIA

Biitch you sound more empty than him, whoever he is. Dumbfuck..

Edit: username uselessgoat.. My bad I shouldn't have paid you mind

Why did Nigerians elected a man with speech disorder as president?

Then why do Nigerians elected someone with speech problem as president?

adedayourt:


pls wat is d olosho about her in this pix

What is olosho?

djphish:
This is how couples should live.. You differ?

Sounds like rules from controlling freaks. Respect is earned not given based on gender or age.

all4naija:

Most Nigerians are envious idiots! Jidenna has been representing Nigeria before he become popular. He used to host the masquerade balls in New York and promoted African culture, most especially, Nigerian culture. That guy talking trash about him knows nothing about him.

100%

odinese:


Yeah I agree with u on that...

He is also an a**hole...

He prefer being 90℅ American 10℅ Nigerian and that's a bit crap to me bro..


You guys have to blame the 'black leaders' who have put Africa in a mess in general... Corrupt asf.

Kenzico:
Hmm 9ce+Bt This nincompoop forming white man....I wonder how much he was paid to accept dis photo shoot

Why do y'all have to hate regardless? He have always been proud of his Nigerian root, yes I know that because we are close friends. If you don't have anything nice to say, zip it especially over thing or people you know nothing about.

Just keeping a family tradition, it's not personal. Regardless of my family background, I spent 6 years of my life in college don't expect me to marry a low life with no future just for love, nope. There is absolutely nothing wrong with anyone wanting more or what a best for them, man or woman.

KingTom:
sauce.

Source

KingEli:
now u tryna be relevant huh?? Well I'm allergic to dirty n stupiid whorres......so bounce

Dumbfuck, one does not try being what they already are. American wannabe.. Since you love disrespecting and trash talk women, start with your mother's skunked vaginah and how smell it so bad that you had to cover your nose during your birth. Bye Felicia. Btw if you are talking about that queen in my profile when you referenced dirty whores, that's my lady and I put a bullet in the leg of the last punknigga that tried disrespecting her and don't think the fact you're in Africa makes you untouchable

KingEli:
was ur popcy attractive n rich when he got ur mom pregnant?....cuz I sure know dat he didn't propose......

Dumb punk how the hell you know all that? Talking about someone's parents like that.

Lmao lil Homie trying to secure his future looking like those commercials "With just 25cents a day you could save a child's life" if I was his friend I'd advice him to get vitamins with the ring money knowing the chick is gonna dicking on in London. Innit?

They're cute until it says "hello bittches" at your guests. True story

Power - all the hot chicks..

Empire - Cookie, Lucious and Anika