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Christianity EtcRe: Anita Oyakhilome Celebrates Her Mother's 70th Birthday In London....see Photos by dwayni: 5:29am On Aug 21, 2015
Still fine AF
Christianity EtcRe: I'm Richer Than Bill Gates - Pastor Adeboye by dwayni: 9:21pm On Aug 10, 2015
Idrismusty97:
Yes you have everything you need thanks to the ever increasing gullible people in Nigeria and Africa. But Bill Gate is different, He doesn't make his money by preying on the gullibility of people. He doesn't need any donations or offerings or tithes, he sell his ideas!
If you ever stop by San Francisco I'd buy you a drink grin.

Its all about money with these fraudsters. Thanks to the religious nutcases zombies
Romance10 Signs You’re Dating A Woman, Not A Girl by dwayni(op): 11:29am On Aug 04, 2015
I had the unfortunate luck of finding too many girls in my life and not enough women. It’s not an age thing – some women are younger than girls. The difference is in the way the two types act, think and live their lives.

Women and girls see the world differently. They understand the world differently. And they interact with it differently. Girls are a dime a dozen, but women… women are a scarcity.

This isn’t to say they are non-existent; they’re just difficult to come by. To be fair, they aren’t completely to blame — women and girls have to deal with the same dynamic with men and boys.


1. Girls like to dress in revealing clothes because they think they look sexy – women know they look sexy no matter what they wear.

Women understand that being provocative isn’t the only way to be sexy. A woman doesn’t have to have her everything hanging out in order to feel sexually appealing. Women are so confident in their own skin that they do not care what they are wearing – they know that they are sexy because they are sexy.

2. Girls expect their men to know how they feel and what they’re thinking – women use their words.

Ladies… men cannot read minds. We wish that we could, it would make things a whole lot easier, but we can’t. Girls believe that their men should understand them so well that they simply know what they are thinking, how they are feeling and what they are “hinting” at.

Unfortunately, most men are not well-versed in picking up such signals. This is the point at which women get frustrated and bitchy while women accept their counterparts’ shortcomings and speak their minds instead.

3. Girls expect you to pay the tab – women are financially independent.

Girls like to be babied and taken care of, maybe they were spoiled growing up. Whatever the reason, girls don’t like whipping out their wallets. A woman, on the other hand, although confident enough to allow her man to pay for her sometimes, also makes a point to cover the bill herself from time to time – for both of them.

A woman likes to remind her man that she only keeps him around because he respects her and treats her well, and that she doesn’t need his cash.

4. Girls go out and get wasted – women can hold their liquor and know their limits.

You know that woman who’s hounding the table at the clubs, waiting to pounce on the next bottle? Of course, you don’t. A woman doesn’t do that. Only girls chug down free booze in order to get hammered – it allows them to make poor decisions.

This isn’t to say that women don’t drink their fair share. They do. But they know their limits and never drink to the point of losing control. Women always stay in control.

5. Girls can’t wait to update their Facebook status to “In a relationship” – women forget they have a Facebook.

Women are just too busy with real life to bother updating their Facebook statuses. They will probably do it eventually when they happen to be on there and remember to do so, but they won’t go running onto the site the second they believe an updated status won’t freak out their new man.

6. Girls watch junk TV – women read.

Some TV is great TV – the rest is pretty much garbage. Women do have their TV shows – some being guilty pleasures – but they also like to spend their time with their nose in books and magazines with substance.

They don’t enjoy filling their lives with meaningless pop-culture garbage that gets regurgitated over the decade. Women like to keep sharp. Girls like to keep occupied.

7. Girls talk about trivial matters – women know how to hold a stimulating conversation.

This is probably one of the biggest differentiating factors. Most girls are awful at holding conversations. They aren’t up-to-date on global affairs. They don’t have any intellectual hobbies or interests. And their opinions aren’t really their own, but are the opinions of others they heard and took as their own. Girls are boring. Women are fascinating.

8. Girls eat salads – women eat whatever the hell they want.

This isn’t to say that women don’t eat salads – some do. But they don’t eat salads in front of men just to go home afterwards and chow down on a pint of ice cream.

Women eat healthily because they respect their bodies. Girls eat healthily to let everyone else know that they are eating healthily. A real woman will sit down and have a burger and fries with you, with no fuss. She knows she can and because she wants to, she will.

9. Girls stick to what they know – women are always searching to widen their horizons.

Women are experienced in life and therefore understand the importance of experiencing life. They do their best to see the world, meet people, explore possibilities. They are passionate and driven. Women take life by the horns. Girls aren’t really sure what their purpose is – they’re hoping to find a man to pick them up and show them the way.

10. Girls need guardians – women don’t need anybody but themselves.

There is nothing, and I mean nothing, sexier than a female who can take care of herself. All females are capable of it, but few actually take care of business. Girls like to coast along in life – always looking for handouts.

Women take what they want and don’t need anyone to help get it. They are strong, confident and independent. Women are the future. Girls are the past.

 Are you in a relationship with a woman or a girl? I am blessed to be in a happy and healthy relationship with a woman not a girl.
PoliticsRe: Lady Spotted VP Yemi Osinbajo At An Eatery And This Happened... by dwayni: 4:18pm On Aug 02, 2015
I guess I'm the only one who ain't buying this bullshitt lies. We've seen enough pictures of these movie star politicians why asking him to pose for picture instead of taking one with him?

No one give a fuccck about all these publicity bs pls.
RomanceRe: Did I Overreact?????? by dwayni: 11:39am On Jul 28, 2015
Haha! Boys being boys that's all. Personally I don't think you overreacted. I am a guy and honestly I don't do naked pictures and just in case I got one I make sure its deleted especially if its from bae. I do not encourage ladies to send naked pictures to men.

Smoking weed or being high on weed had nothing to do with him requesting for nude photos of you. Unless you're worried about losing a rich guy that could have take you out shipping, you havw nothing to worry about. BTW I have a good looking wealthy single friend, where are you located? I mean you are not bad looking if that's you
Car TalkRe: Photos-Official Car Of The Nigerian President by dwayni: 11:10am On Jul 28, 2015
LordVarys:
The S550 Buhari is using now was the same GEJ used, he recently turned down a proposal to get custom made armored s600 to replace the current rides
Quit the lies y'all. The same way he turned down Rolls Royce in England? Smh
CelebritiesRe: Kate Henshaw Dancing With Kiss Daniel [PICS] by dwayni: 10:33am On Jul 08, 2015
bogolobango:
Chaii dis ur dp ooh tongue


U look shocked
Now you wanna be a bully? Punk assss
EducationRe: See What Is Trending Among UNN Students And Staff ( Photos) by dwayni: 2:51pm On Jul 05, 2015
asadike:
wetin she dey do with cucumber when we have lions all around
Flashing them b00bs? Now let's cucumbate, shall we
CrimeRe: Two Students Murdered By Fulani Herdsmen Today (graphic Pictures) by dwayni: 7:29am On Jul 05, 2015
PappyMason:
Your so called holy month coincides with a spike in brutal Islamic terrorism.

Or wasn't it contained in your terror manual aka Koran that to embark on jihad during Ramadan is the height of being a Muslim?

Why not tell your strictest adherents to Islam in Boko Haram to shield their swords during your so called holy moth rather than attack those who point out the hypocrisy and fallacies of a satanic evil doctrine that claims to be peacefully?
I am a Christian. If you believe Islam is violent or these terrorist are inspired by Koran then you're really dumb as hell
Christianity EtcRe: Clear My Curiosity by dwayni(op): 7:23am On Jul 05, 2015
CountDracula:
Ok kid
Tu padre
FamilyRe: MY BROTHER IS Cheating On His Wife by dwayni: 7:22am On Jul 05, 2015
You're a college graduate? You should focus more in improving your writing and these grammatical errors than worrying about your brother marital issues.
Christianity EtcRe: Clear My Curiosity by dwayni(op): 7:18am On Jul 05, 2015
CountDracula:
Dude, nobody is forcin u to b in any religion, so dnt condemn any, if u wanna b a muslim because dey dnt pay tithe au revoir, if u wanna b a xtian cos dey dnt have to pray 5tyms a day dats ur business, dnt come here and start smthg u won't b able to stop... And Jesus didn't come to replace d old testament. Pls if ure ignorant jus shut up dnt jus come and blab here
Ignorant? You just sound empty as dog shiit
Christianity EtcRe: Clear My Curiosity by dwayni(op): 7:11am On Jul 05, 2015
CountDracula:
Where exactly did u see that Jesus came to replace the old testament? undecided

And pls stop comparing religions. Its stvpid to do dat
What's more stupid me speaking the truth or you being a dumbass?
Christianity EtcRe: Clear My Curiosity by dwayni(op): 7:10am On Jul 05, 2015
chybykee:
To develop the church and help the needy.

They ain't gonna do that with their fingers you know wink
Help the needy? I bet the same needy that can't afford their private high schools and universities?
Christianity EtcClear My Curiosity by dwayni(op): 7:03am On Jul 05, 2015
Since Jesus came to replace the old testament how about no tithe? Tithe is among the things of old testament.

Why are churches and pastors all about the money and getting rich unlike Mosque and Imams?

More churches less mosque?

CelebritiesRe: Fela's First Grandchild Weds Her Australian Boo At Afrika Shrine,Lagos(pics by dwayni: 4:23pm On Jul 01, 2015
Chestar5:
did u read my comments bfore commentin? Or did u feel lyk abusing someone this mornin? Most times tink b for talkin cos u jst showed dat u dnt
Next time you gonna quote me please make sure you write in full English letters. Ok
CelebritiesRe: Fela's First Grandchild Weds Her Australian Boo At Afrika Shrine,Lagos(pics by dwayni: 6:16am On Jul 01, 2015
Chestar5:
smileyYoung couple
D guy fine shawink, fela grand in law
He is just a regular white dude. Damn you inferiority complex white men worshipers
RomanceRe: Lunch Date Experience by dwayni: 6:13am On Jul 01, 2015
You sound just as annoying as your date. Lolz, , ok, so , ok, ok o, ok ok oh. WTF?
CelebritiesRe: Chinedu Ikedieze “aki” And Wife Having Fun Together by dwayni: 6:02am On Jul 01, 2015
Shortyy:
long distance relationship
Biach at least she got a man. You almost look like Meg Griffin
EducationRe: Pictures Of Imo State University's Beautiful "Love Garden" by dwayni: 6:00am On Jul 01, 2015
No offense but that shittt looks like dog do park to me. The grass in my backyard look way better and fed.
Foreign AffairsRe: Mozambique Scraps Ban On Same-sex Marriage! by dwayni: 5:48am On Jun 30, 2015
AnyibestDede:
Sincerely, the human race is doomed. I pray it is not legalized in nigeria bcus we knw how to over abuse things
You're safe I doubt they would want to bangg you.

Why are majority of Africans so homophobia? That's why you guys have a lot closet homos out there.
FamilyRe: Am I Overreacting? by dwayni(op): 5:45am On Jun 30, 2015
cococandy:
Awwww smiley
smiley wink
FamilyRe: Am I Overreacting? by dwayni(op): 11:43pm On Jun 28, 2015
So I talk to baby girl yesterday. She meant no harm, she gave me really good reason why she imitate my gift lol.

Thanks to those who made sense in this post. Now I have no doubt I am proposing to her in September. Why September? To enable me find the best and most romantic way to put it together and also that marks two years of our relationship after several dates and she playing harddddddd to get.
CelebritiesRe: Between This Four Fast Rising Stars, Who Do You Think Is More Talented?(photos) by dwayni: 8:21pm On Jun 28, 2015
Abbey2sam:
no one cares about those things again, the thing is can you sell record


my own list sha

1 lil kesh

2 kiss D

3 korede B

4 i dont really like reekado
You don't, I do
CelebritiesRe: Chidinma And Korede Bello Performing On Altar Of Church [PICS] by dwayni: 7:43pm On Jun 28, 2015
CountDracula:
Which one amongst dem is d guy? undecided
Dumbass
SportsRe: Emmanuel Adebayor's Mother And Brother Apologizes To Him by dwayni: 7:32pm On Jun 28, 2015
They're out of money. Js
CelebritiesRe: Between This Four Fast Rising Stars, Who Do You Think Is More Talented?(photos) by dwayni: 7:23pm On Jun 28, 2015
K. Bello. I have been to two events where he performed, wedding and birthday and dude did well. Great voice/vocal on point and he can play guitar as well. Now that's talent. I will have to watch the rest of the guys on this list to perform without technologized voice to rate them.
PoliticsRe: 4 Weeks In Power : Ikpeazu Changing The Face Of Aba Roads_igberetv.com by dwayni: 10:38am On Jun 28, 2015
I believe there will be a lot ex convicts and sex offenders from America and Europe working and living like a boss in Nigeria/Africa. Look at that fat asss man.
EventsRe: Checkout The Bizarre Cake A Doctor Received On Her Birthday (photos) by dwayni: 8:35pm On Jun 27, 2015
Sorry I ain't eating it. Pretty creepy
Science/TechnologyRe: Extreme Military Technology: Reason We Must Avoid World War III by dwayni: 8:32pm On Jun 27, 2015
The only country we the Americans people are worried about with all these warheads are Russia. That Homie don't give a flying fuckks. But I'm his fan
CelebritiesRe: Kcee & Harry Song Eating Amala At A Canteen In Ibadan (Photos) by dwayni: 8:11pm On Jun 27, 2015
Are they on a date? Just curious
CrimeRe: How My Girlfriend And Her Boss Was Scam Yesterday.... by dwayni: 8:07pm On Jun 27, 2015
Lmao, bullshits like this annoys the heck out me. So the money disappeared huh? Lol

Its so sad people actually believe this exist.

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