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Its a lady, most men will rather not woo her becos de wil feel she has a bf or her taste wil b 2 high, but 4 d male most females would want 2 shag him just 4 d scores and I bet he wil av tons of female folks milling around him.

Can any woman on earth posses hundred% of ds qualities

shumuel: Many guys have been complaining of being confused weather she was sending a Green light or Not, some reactions from a female either friend or not has made a lot of guys think - is she really into me ?
Well these are a list of how Ladies flash their Green lights at you.

1. If she keeps stairing at you.
2. If she stirks a conversation with a smile.
3. If she directly or indirectly ask for your Digits (Phone No, BBM, street No e.t.c).
4. If she keeps Smiling at you for no reason.
5. If she keeps coming for a visit uninvited.
6. If she stylisly keep asking if you are Married or asking of your girlfriend.
7. If she likes having conversations on Relationships.
8. If she likes calling you late at night, especially before sleeping and she made you know it.
9. If she keeps texting you just to say Good morning or Good night.
10. If she likes being alone with you.
11. If she keeps requesting for your visits.
12. If she visits you late at night, ladies dont visit at odd hours and plans to return home, so if she does it means you didnt get the code, and if she tells you she wants to return home she doesn't mean it, hope you guys get it now.
13. If she likes you escourting her forther than usual, it means she is still expecting a Hug or a Kiss from you.
14. If she likes escourting you alone and would almost do it to your door steps, guy wake up she is so into you, like Marriage.
15. If she keeps stairing at you during a convo.
16. If she keeps asking questions about your ex. Or the type of person she is.
17. If she keeps giving you pet names.
18. If she stairs with a smile when she sees you.
19. If she runs to give you a hug when she spots you coming from afar, dude if you dont ask her out, shes never gona forgive you.
20. If she laughs at anything you say, even if its not funny.

NOW FOR A LIST OF IF SHE WANTS IT.

1. If she come to visit you and request for movies, to the point she ask you if you have a intimacy movie.
2. If she tells you the ray of light is too much that you should drop the curtians or close the window, guy dont let her tell you a second time.
3. If she comes to visit you and almost immediatly or she later tells you she if feeling sleepy, she is simply telling you let go to the room or lets get sleeping, you code ?
4. If she request for a pat on the back or tells you she is feeling itchy or she needs a massage, guy no dull at all.
5. If she tells you your neighborhood is too noisey that you should lock the door, man she is just telling you to avoid unwanted interupption.
6. If she tells you she is hungry and wants to cook her a meal, ladies sometimes love to be pampered before giving in.
7. If she keeps playing slap boxing with you, jumping and restling with you, man those boby contact means a whole lot, make the nessary move.
8. If she goes to her room leaving alone in the sitting room for a long time, man get to feet and go search for her, thats what she wanted you to do, come into my room and let have a party, you dig?
9. If she keeps up a stairing competiton with you then give up with a shy smile, she's telling you to come over.
10. If she like a convo on sex, straight to the point man.
11. If she quickly redraw herself when you make body contact, even to the point she tells you she is leaving, guy just allow her stand up then draw her close and plant a kiss, she is already praying for it.
12. When she keeps hitting you then laugh over it or run to lay on the floor, she is calling you and it is a SIN not to answer for you will blame youself later with what she would do.

Now A LIST OF SHE WANTS TO MARRY YOU.
1. She cares of how plan your future.
2. If she loves cooking for you and keeps asking how it tastes.
3. If she ask you the type of wife you'd love to marry.
4. If all her convo is based on marriage.
5. If she ask of your profession just immideiatly you met.
6. If she ask of your family and their characters, especially your mother.
7. If she get jelous any time you are around a female friend or she hate a particular close female friend of yours.
8. If she visits you at late hours and confidently tells you she is staying for the night and ask you for one of your T-shirt, guy you don marry.
9. If she encourages and supports you, especially in finances.
10. If she gets angry with you for not acheiving or completing a Goal.
11. If she gladly appericate your late night calls and would rether you guy talk to day break and wont allow you sleep.
12. If she care of how you look and dress, to the point of she buying you clothings, man start preparing you've found yourslef a wife.

These and many more are signs ladies are flashing you their Green light, but she may pretend its not so thats just her being a lady its what they do - pretend.

OP 1 word 4 u, God bless ur Mama

Make I gamble my MB small incase of front page but I no sure since na Andy blaze

Make I book small space down

Just keep us posted,make no as una story take end

The house is missing 1 important riddle,the op said I thought she was seventeen until I saw her VOTERS CARD, which implies she aint a minor

How many Abortions av u done in d past

I wish I could talk,my crush z on Nairaland

Shey d thief 2 old 2 die

Shey I de mad, For that amount,I will burn d BSc and even set my University on fire,

Sexy female apes

Make I comment because this thread is destined for front page

Jesusloveyou: his opinion would have be needed,if it was buhari or apc member.why did gej arrest sherif when he was in apc,because sherif is a pdp frm d beginning.therefore gej is d real sponsor of boko haram.

sorry no vex, Its my own humble opinion, I am not interested in politics and I don't think u should b,Judging from what your Moniker denotes

I was unable to get the pics of the other mad fella,because he was crowded and he was weeping, What a sight!!!!!!!

Around 4pm this evening the city of benin witnessed a miracle, A young pastor walked up to two mad men on the popular ring road round-about in Benin and ministered to them, He prayed 4 dem and they were delivered,the mad men responded and were able to answer questions about themselves, questions about their Educational background,state of Origin,former addresses, Efforts areee now being made to reconcile the ex-mad peeps to their estranged family

komek: If u noticed any wrong grammar or spellings, it is excepted of an ITK like u to correct me. But in a situation where u cannot correct me, then u are worse off. Infact APC members and their fellow e-warriors who notice problems in what PDP led govt does but nver had a solution to the problem are better than u.

alright brother it is expected not EXCEPTED

Crixina: I feel ur pain brother

if I pray make I de send girl wey I nova chop her pomo or wey I don chop her pomo pass three times

preciousjoz1: bros...we don't even know if that's tiwa's moniker self..I'm pretty sure lots of them (celeb) are on nairaland!!!!

no mind d slut, I no no wu put her mouth 4 d mata

dazzlingbeau: I picked you because you called her something degrading. She doesn't deserve that because you dont know her. And yes im a lawyer thank you.

abi will u av your "poundo" of flesh by suing me

[color=][/color][quote author=komek]@OP and the pple who pity fat pple, were they fat from birth? Since the ansa is no, they will continue to face such problems as a result of there carelessness. Some pple want to eat anything they see in the name of eating healthy. Where is corn beef, where is can beans, where is fufu, where is Amala, where is burger, where is chocolate, where is this and where is that, everything inside there mouth. And later the person will expect me to start pitying them. Abeg fat pple shud just go and face the problem they created for themsefs.

The funny thing is that as soon as they start noticing additional flesh, they will nver tot it wise to hit the gym.[/quote must u scatter and pieces our head all in the name of commenting[b][color=][/color][quote author=komek]@OP and the pple who pity fat pple, were they fat from birth? Since the ansa is no, they will continue to face such problems as a result of there carelessness. Some pple want to eat anything they see in the name of eating healthy. Where is corn beef, where is can beans, where is fufu, where is Amala, where is burger, where is chocolate, where is this and where is that, everything inside there mouth. And later the person will expect me to start pitying them. Abeg fat pple shud just go and face the problem they created for themsefs.

The funny thing is that as soon as they start noticing additional flesh, they will nver tot it wise to hit the gym.[/quote must u scatter and pieces our head all in the name of commenting[/b][color=][/color][quote author=komek]@OP and the pple who pity fat pple, were they fat from birth? Since the ansa is no, they will continue to face such problems as a result of there carelessness. Some pple want to eat anything they see in the name of eating healthy. Where is corn beef, where is can beans, where is fufu, where is Amala, where is burger, where is chocolate, where is this and where is that, everything inside there mouth. And later the person will expect me to start pitying them. Abeg fat pple shud just go and face the problem they created for themsefs.

The funny thing is that as soon as they start noticing additional flesh, they will nver tot it wise to hit the gym.[/quote must u scatter and pieces our head all in the name of commenting

dazzlingbeau: She looks good and she can wear whatever she feels like,and she is making her money,while you sir or mam can sit down and continue to hate and call her names.

of all d ppl dat bad mouthed her na only me u fit pick on, Madam lawyer,counsel for Tiwa Savage, no vex, I rest my case

Beaf1: As old as you are, you are feasting and sweating on this cooked-up lie?

Bastard shebi I old pass ur papa

Nice post,I was reluctant 2 click, I clicked in good faith,do d needful and upload d pics here, cos my esteemed forumite won't click even if u dash dem. Moni 4 clicking.

D ladies washing their dirty,tattered,haggered,battered and rugged pants in public and having d effontery 2 sun it in full public Glare

So na sex b ur problem 4 d start of dis new month