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Its okay , my advice to her or he is not good for them, too old dont u think?

Busta:
Do u guys always have to be soooo immature about everything?
please grow up abeg!

or rather . . . if u've got nuthing better to say . . . "SHUT UR ROTTEN GUTS"!!

oh common what up with that huh, u dont have to be mad at me afterall u are not the poster,

i think the sex is good for both of them, dido pelu Ikanra , ummmmmmmmmm it wont last , im sure of it

It depends on whats going on at the moment, the girl i really love can slap in private not in public, and i love it when a girl hit me ,

@sistawoman

I know that , over there in the state side , love dont cost a thing. so its no new thing a girl wooing a guy, I will love to be wooed by u

have been wooed before but later she wooed another guy,

so what the Bleep about wooing now, shes a big time flirt


I NEED TO BE WOOED AGAIN!!!

Ibime:
[center]I Want Deco, Lampard And Drogba - Mourinho[/center]
Jose Mourinho admits that he would like to bring Didier Drogba, Frank Lampard and Deco to Inter.

The ‘Special one’, who won major titles with the Chelsea duo and a Champions League with Deco, insists that he would like to be re-united with those players as he continues to strengthen the Nerazzurri.

Reports have been rife over the club’s penchant for all three players and Mourinho has confirmed his side may continue to try and bring them to Milan.

“I am not nostalgic but I really like those three players, they helped me win some great titles,” Mourinho told ESPN.

“I cannot forget Deco, Lampard and Drogba. These are players who I could never say no to.

“I would love to work with them again in future but I am not too obsessed with this idea.

“I don’t know which of the three will leave their clubs but we’ll see.”

Mourinho also spoke about Adriano. The Brazilian hit-man has returned to Inter and is looking forward to a revival and the coach admits that he will give Adriano another chance.

“Adriano? I am really curious about him,” said the coach.

“He is a great player and I like him a lot. He is still young and he can recover for the lost time.

“I want to talk with him and tell him what I think and I’ll see what he is thinking also.”

Inter president Massimo Moratti has recently stated the club’s desire to bring in Frank Lampard from Chelsea and it might just happen following Mourinho’s call.

Salvatore Landolina

Bleep him , let him take all those players away, why is he acting so stupid, Is he richer than Abramovich, what is his problem? huh? let him go take them away from chelsea, I hate that comment, i want to re-unite with, Bleep off

Po Deep:
He's the caucasian version of Emmanuel Adebayor! (100 chances make one goal).

hahahahahahaha

You dont have to blame him that much, he lives in the DINGY , spend his holidays in the jungle with the baboons,chimpazees and gorillas , they are all his family.

Im just wondering , is there any internet connection in the jungle , i still wonder how he post threads on here,

mukina2:
Cant we post without insulting?

I know most post has relevant info, but if this continues i'll delete the posts.

If you want your post to stay, because of the info in it,post without attacking posters.

WHat do u expect when there is a jungle rat in here, he(jackal) gat no respect. and hes so stupid , ignorant and stubborn. How i wish his life is in my hands


Up Dutch!!! there are doing it again against sweden or russia,

Dutch for lifeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

I dont want them to qualify becos they can still come back to do Harms to hollands race to Glory, remember world cup 2006.

germany in this competition ain't doing fine and playing well, i hope they raise their game when playing Portugal,

Go Dutch!!!

glitterati:
CHELSEA IS THA REAL FOOTBALL CLUB>>>>BUT AM MIGRATING WITH THE SPECIAL ONE JOSE MOURINHO

its your choice, i dont like inter that much , i only support Juventus in seria A, i also like watching inter games far back 2006 when Edgar davids is playing for them , i so much love that Player, thats why i love everything concerning dutch in sports or any activities,

We will support HIM(Mourinho) while we are also loving CHELSEA FOOTBALL CLUB,

@ Jackal

Hey Idiot , human eater you are here, i bet u feed on Animals , ( TICK ) . Egbon egbon kuro ni ibi ooooooooooooooo.

wormedup:
jackal,

when will you stop nailing yourself on the head !


the GOOD GOD knows quaresma's more skillful than ronaldo ! i wonder why ibime's stalling to mention that ?


with all those on can only deduce two things :

1. you are either comparing porto's game play to man utd's.

2. you are in fact saying quaresma is better than c.ronaldo !

if RQ can manage 9 gaols in 25 appearances with the same team where ronaldo could only come up with 5 goals in 31 appearances, what would RQ do in a club like chelsea, man utd or the arse ?

chac, stop ranting buuyaaaa ! the whole world is not as stupid as u project it to be !

Ronaldo runs faster than qauresma thats what his good at , but talking about skills and so on quaresma is more better than him,

@Ibime

I think he is successor. I pray he comes to chelsea

Novacaine:
My two teams Spain and Portugal are not letting me down thus far that will definitely be my dream final Spain vs Portugal

My own team is the Dutch , the orange boyz make me cry but sooner i know im going to cry more becos they will be lifting the european cup. Go Dutch!!!, I love you all .

Jackal:
@ Hustler,

Of course, Dayokanu's comments would wash with u because u both function on a single digit IQ.
It is difficult to know who is smarter among you guys. Serie A supporter and a Bundesliga fan.
2 of a kind(pillocks)

@ Dayokanu,

What makes u a LEGEND?   Lemme guess, u are a legend in a planet of morons.
Who else would Rummenige(porn actor) and Beckenbauer(Nazi Pedophile) support rather than the country they play for?
Puhleeeeeaze, is any team in Bundesliga going to be seeded for UCL in 2008/09 season?
At this rate, Bundesliga slots in the UCL would be reduced to 1 like Ukraine.

Alex Ferguson? He is the best living manager in the world.  Hitzfeld got sacked, Fergie won the European double.
Spot the difference?

Jackal crazy one , u dont just give up, Ferguson one day will collapse on the field of play , im sure when playing chelsea this september . Mark my word Nairalanders and all sport Fan.

@Ibime

You dont need to argue with jackal , hes so bias,centimental,mentally disordered,foolish and stupid, he says absurd things , he lives in the DINGY. so i cant really blame him. I will be pleased if u dont argue with him anymore.

@ Jackal



Dont make me bounce on you once again,


I rest my case.


I had deco is coming,ronaldinho too and quaresma, i cant still believe lampard really wants to go. is it true?

look just make her drunk and Bleep her, after that juicy time promise her that u will never leave her and start acting like salvador lorenzo. hahahahahahaha Bleep her she will like u and commit herself totolly to you.

okay , have u talked to him about his boriness, if u havent do so and if u have then do ur crazy stuff,

[size=8pt][/size]we can go out sometimes if u want. im not married

NA true talk,

Then teach her,  or call your grandma from the village , she can teach her again because i know shes one stubborn lady like that.

RDV:
To everybody who is scared of flying, abeg, make una no worry, it is perfectly normal to be scared of flying because it is not natural for human beings to fly. If God originally wanted us to fly, he would have given us wings instead of arms!

Fear of flying is caused mostly by 4 factors:

1. Not being in control, and most importantly, not being able to see out of the front window!! (unlike when you are driving your own car)
2. Strange, uncomfortable sensations that you are not used to (e.g. turbulence)
3. Strange sounds and noises that come from the aeroplane (you don't know if it is a normal sound, or if the wing is actually falling off!!!)
4. The knowledge that an airplane accident usually has very catastrophic end results, and stories and reports you have heard about previous plane crashes.

It is NOT possible to completely get rid of the fear of flying. The best you can do is learn to control your response to the 4 factors I mentioned. And one of the best ways to do that is to actually become better informed. Getting boozed up, or overdosing on sleeping pills doesnt help you control the fear,, it makes you forget the fear until you sober up or wake up, and then the fear comes back, times two!!!!

Without going into detail that will resemble a university lecture, , make I suggest a way to start to cope with the 4 factors;

1. Not being in control - yes, you are not in control, but the pilots who are in control are very well trained, undergo recurrent training every 3 months, are flying aeroplanes that are designed to withstand turbulence 10 times as bad as any you will ever see in real life, have families just like you so will not be taking any "cowboy" risks, and fly nearly every day of their lives and therefore are experienced. Airlines exist on their reputation, and safety is the biggest reputation builder for airlines, so if you can, always choose a reputable airline. The extra naira you pay more than some other cheaper airlines is your insurance against having poorly trained people in control of your flight. If you ride on a train, you also cannot see the front, but you don't get scared like you do in a plane, do you? That is because your brain tells you that in such a tense and unfamiliar situation, it needs to see the front in order to work out what is going on, i.e. if factors 2, 3 and 4 did not also exist, you would not worry about not being able to see the front.

2. Strange sensations and turbulence - In normal everyday life, your body and brain are used to moving in 2 certain dimensions, up/down and left/right, but not usually at the same time. When you fly, the aircraft moves in 3 dimensions, and also mostly all at the same time. That causes all sorts of funny feelings in your stomach and head, and makes you uncomfortable. In turbulence, all those movememnts are exaggerated, that is what makes turbulence so scary. Turbulence itself is caused by movement of the earths air. It is the same movement that causes clouds to form. So wherever you see clouds, you are sure to get turbulence. When you see those kind of clouds that you just know that when the rain starts, the whole of lagos is going to be flooded, those are the worst for turbulence, and pilots actually fly around them instead of flying through them. The other cause of turbulence is just change in wind speed and direction at high level. When a small breeze is blowing on the ground, the minimum wind speed at 25000 feet will be around 100km/h. Somewhere between the ground and 2500ft, the speed and direction will vary and as you fly through wherever it changes, you will get turbulence.

3. Strange noises and sounds - if you are really worried, ask the cabin crew or the pilots (after the flight). They hear those sounds everyday, and will be able to tell you what it is / was. And then you will know, and if you hear it again on another flight, you will already know what it is.

4. Danger of flying - whenever a plane crash happens, it is very very big news because a) it does not happen often, and b) when it does, the tragedy that will all be concentrated in one spot. But think about this - as a human race, car travel is actually more dangerous to us than flying. If you add up the total number of people who die in car accidents all over the world in 1 year, and compare it to the number of people who die in airplane accidents all over the world in 1 year, car travel is at least 20 times more risky. . For an average traveller, the chances of being involved in an airplane accident are something like 1 in 10 million. Every time you read about, hear about, or think about an air accident, give thanks to God for you not being involved, pray for those that were, and then put it all in the context that nothing in life is risk free, all we as human beings do, is try to minimise the risk. The rest is up to God Almighty.

If u cant fly then swim, okay

I think he( Abramovich) has learnt his lessons, he wont interfere anymore again. ummmmm Just imagining how scolari will look like in chelsea dug out, Can we still keep this unbeaten record at the slaughter ground?(STAMFORD BRIDGE).

The best footballing nation all over the world is the Netherlands , watch for them , they are the Dark Horse in this competition, UP Dutch!!!

Dutch all the way , my boys are too hot to handle , France is therefore in hot soup, I really love this guys., sneijder,van der vaart,kuyt,de jong, ooijer , boularouz and van bronkost not to talk of My own special player, Arjen Robben, Sweet and sexy football, after chelseas stumbled i was sick now my team is back , im very much healthy, I love you all on nairaland especially those who supports dutch all the way,

lets see how they are going to take on the orange boys

DUTCH 4 LIFE. All the way orange boys i bet they wont dissapoint me as they use to. , but i believe they will win this stiff competition.

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