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Family › Re: What Do I Do With This Pregnancy? by dyabman(m): 11:51am On Nov 07, 2007
WHY SUCH QUESTION , UMMM CAN I ACCEPT THAT,
Family › Re: Will You Marry Someone Who Speaks Bad English by dyabman(m): 11:49am On Nov 07, 2007
YES MARRY HE OR SHE AND BRING AN ENGLISH TEACHER, U KNOW,
Health › Re: My Roommate Smokes: How Can It Affect Me? by dyabman(m): 11:45am On Nov 07, 2007
SMOKE WITH HIM, AND DIE YOUNG, YOU BETTER LEAVE HIM ALONE
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Why Are Nigerians So Crazy About The Premiership? by dyabman(m): 11:35am On Nov 07, 2007
@tkb417

did u just say JACKAL, is a crazy guy, i hate him like shit, if he is there he will fumble and wumble, dont like him one bit, so holla at me emmanuelone1@yahoo.com i will be expecting you there
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Had A Female Visitor For One Week by dyabman(m): 7:18pm On Nov 06, 2007
Please do so really fast and im very much available, i dont fool around like him, Im off!!!, Peace
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Which Lady And Guy Would You Like To Date On Nairaland by dyabman(m): 7:17pm On Nov 06, 2007
like to date tosin , someday
Family › Re: How Do I Leave The Mother Of My Baby? by dyabman(m): 7:14pm On Nov 06, 2007
Hey Guyz dont be harsh at him, just a mistake , hahahahaha,
Phones › Re: Celtel Web Activation & Settings! by dyabman(m): 7:08pm On Nov 06, 2007
i need the settings also, guyz, mine is access wap so anything how to make it work , holla at me, babyguy22@yahoo.com see ya
Sports › Re: Who's The World's Best Football Coach? by dyabman(m): 6:57pm On Nov 06, 2007
@gabrielgb

keep it up dude,  haha,  nice one,  i really enjoy you gabriel. Jackal is full of sh*t and non- sense, 

@jackal
You little punk ass what hell is wrong with you ,  i think the male lizard is in your mendula,  if you try to hit me back i will destrroy u sleekgene,

Up chelsea we're winning this night

Verdict 2- 0          or a draw 0-0
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Why Are Nigerians So Crazy About The Premiership? by dyabman(m): 10:38am On Nov 06, 2007
@tkb417

good to hear from you, what's ur name and sex, just want to know and be a friend, you should be a match analyse infact should be working in HITV WRONG TV!, brining old men to the studio to analyse junk talks, anyways holla,
Music/Radio › Re: Rap Battle Reloaded: by dyabman(m): 10:06am On Nov 06, 2007
cool Bro nice Job, we ain't fakers ,we realaz,

Yo Yo

@Brandedben

I said it first with the verse to make these niggas wanna act up
Smackin up the wack and Solid Scheme they hook the track up
So back up or swing or you'll get stung by my stinger
Heard that I was rich and now your bitch is on my dinger
Then I swing the jungle shit so Bleep the humble shit
Kid I crumble shit, motherfuckers know I never fumble shit
So bring your weapon or keep it steppin or hit the deck-in
cos in a second I'ma pull a fuckin Tek-in
Start rejectin em, affect em when I kick
Y'all niggas think you're slick but y'all can suck my fuckin dick
Y'all see me gettin busy wit my man and my DJ
Strictly kickin facts and then we max like TJ
Cos we play for keeps, my peeps they don't be flakin
and if you wanna test well yes your bones is gettin breakin
or broken, no jokin, I shoot them *?in them rise?*
Fuckin with Das you wind up in hos-
-pital, so bust my riddle when I reveal it
If niggas wanna play around then stay around and feel it
cos yo,


Hahahahaha,

Peace!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Why Are Nigerians So Crazy About The Premiership? by dyabman(m): 9:30am On Nov 06, 2007
@tkb417

which club are you supporting, i really like your unbias comments,

premiership is the best in the world guyz, wake up and spread the news to whole Nigeria,wake them up from their slumber, they should look ahead and think ahead,


PREMIERSHIP IS THE BEST LEAGUE EVER,

HITV why cant they be showing NFL for us, premiership simply the best,

HOLLA!!!
Rap Battles › Re: "Star Warz" - Scores To Settle by dyabman(m): 6:30pm On Nov 03, 2007
HELLO GUYZ, BE COOL, IM NOT IN HERE FOR SHIT , BUT IF YOU WANT IT THAT WAY, THEN I BOUNCE,
Romance › Re: What's Your Marital Status ? by dyabman(m): 6:29pm On Nov 03, 2007
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Rap Battles › Re: "Star Warz" - Scores To Settle by dyabman(m): 4:24pm On Nov 02, 2007
HEY GUYZ, I DONT GIVE A Bleep TO BRANDEDBEN OR UNBRANDEDBEN, JUST A CONICEDENCE WE ARE BOTH FACING HYBRID=X or ANALOG=X , IM ON MY OWN okay dudes, give back hybrid=x is metal bar, hahaha and hey im not disrecpecting any laws, okay, see ya
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by dyabman(m): 10:49am On Nov 02, 2007
Blue for life, enjoy the world of Blue, the sky is Blue , the sea is Blue, the pacific is Blue, the Pool is Blue, it's never red


hahahaha, arsenal or manutd draw or lose not our business. it's sure that one of them will drop point, surely we will win Wigan, for sure, close the Gap at the point,
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by dyabman(m): 10:45am On Nov 02, 2007
Blue for life, enjoy the world of Blue, the sky is Blue , the sea is Blue, the pacific is Blue, the Pool is Blue, it's never red


hahahaha, arsenal or manutd draw or lose not our business. it's sure that one of them will drop point, surely we will win Wigan, for sure, close the Gap at the point,
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Battle Of The Emirate (nov 3rd): Arsenal Vs Manchester United by dyabman(m): 10:23am On Nov 02, 2007
That match is a Draw, but there will be plenty of goals,
Rap Battles › Re: "Star Warz" - Scores To Settle by dyabman(m): 10:14am On Nov 02, 2007
You feel those cool ryhmes,

@HYBRID
@MALTHUSS
@WORDSMITH
@ALEXPISSU
@AFROCYNIC
@MAILMALC
@SAUCEKID

and you fake judge @zephyrr

Brandedben pls cool down for those assholes, hahahaha

Peace!!!
Romance › Re: What's Your Marital Status ? by dyabman(m): 8:16pm On Nov 01, 2007
@Olu
go out there, you see who to get hold off,

Me somehow dating a lovely Girl, i miss her now shes at school,

@Bblak

Go and Sleep for sometime okay, u need it
Celebrities › Re: Who is the best? Nas, The Game and 50 Cent. by dyabman(m): 8:09pm On Nov 01, 2007
good rating ayefele , good, i think there should be no more noise , 50cent is Better, hahahahha
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by dyabman(m): 5:50pm On Nov 01, 2007
@tkb417 what's your problem and your concern about us conceding goals,

Jackal if you have forgotten about me, im back and better, okay remember BAMMY, now we just have to start all over again, ahahahahaha, and hey dont say a word about chelsea be it good or bad or else we begin another WAR!!! Punk Ass
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Battle Of The Emirate (nov 3rd): Arsenal Vs Manchester United by dyabman(m): 5:31pm On Nov 01, 2007
Hello mister fataiiyo,  i believe if you lose that match you will faint for sure,  because those overgrown baby gunners will break your waste ,

hahahaha

Chelsea for life

VERDICT:

Arsenal 1 ManUtd 2
Rap Battles › Re: "Star Warz" - Scores To Settle by dyabman(m): 11:34am On Nov 01, 2007
@all of you :- punk ass

I master my steez, disastrous to wacker MC's
Attacking with ease, and bring a bat to shatter your knees
I'm badder than these,
Rappers screaming, "Dyabman please, show mercy"
But their begging doesn't matter to me
I'm allergic to wacker rappers, and automatically sneeze
So when they rap after me, I try not to breathe
Blow flows into tissue like boogies and snots
Cock the hammer, pop the glock like a rookiesh cop
And when bitches see me rock, their pussy gets hot
Got 'em counting down the days that it took me to drop
And when the records in the store, you'll be begging for more
Cause you never heard a style like this perfected before
From the surface of the Earth to the centre of the core
Epidermis of a girl or placenta of a LovePeddler
All the verses in the World couldn't settle the score
'Cause Dyabman is the master of the deepest metaphors

Now enjoy tis Motherfukas!!!

I'll snatch your link?, just to make you think
I draw gats quicker than the human optical blinks
Have you terrified, washing your sweaty face in a sink
Cause you pussy like a porn star dressed in pink
I'm on the brink of blowing to being thrown in the clink
Cause I start fights with cats like my shit don't stink
You think you gigantic, but you Titanic sink
I'm dynamic with ink, making larger heads shrink
I don't rock ice, don't even like ice in drinks
Go south for the winter, to hot for ice rinks
You flow soft, knock your nose off like the Sphinx
Hit hoes off, that's why your girls sees me and winks
I'm the sleaziest rap fink, Hip-Hop's Larry Flynt
Hard to see like black tints, cats squint to glimpse
Never leave hints, photos, or finger prints
I'm down low, below underground macs and pimps
You new jack's and wimps, try hard, but cum limp
While my name is getting print across billboards and blimps
AY D-YABMAN you shrimps, leaving my imprints
An inch in your skull before you could even flinch
Battle me, step up and die
So let me clarify, that I terrify
Paralyze, while you sit there and cry
I never lie,I verify

MOTHERFUKAS , !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Celebrities › Re: Who is the best? Nas, The Game and 50 Cent. by dyabman(m): 7:19pm On Oct 30, 2007
FOOLSSSSSSSSS is it becos nas is a Nigerian, you are beefing 50cent cos he is damn richer than Nas, for now in New York 50cent is the best , G UNIT!!!!!!!!!!!, hahahaha
Sports › Who Loves Grant?: Most Handsome and sucessful ever in chelsea ,jose by dyabman(op): 6:55pm On Oct 30, 2007
Chelsea won a memorable,remarkable victory but i want to let u guys believe this,Avram Grant isnt the one doing the Job,  it's a perfect work from henk cate,  the free flow of football and attractive style of play,  that he has brought to chelsea and now we are enjoying it,  very soon,  grant will step down for him or someone else who is a dutch man,  i bet, look at how ugly he is and check out the most handsome and successful manager ever in chelsea's history,

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by dyabman(m): 6:06pm On Oct 30, 2007
[b][/b]that isnt goal kepers fault,  though if it was cech or buffon,  those goals wouldnt have gone in so cheap,  what about david james former mancity keepr againt chelsea last two seasons,  we drew the match at stamford bridge,  because he made several saves,  so sometimes goalkeeper helps, but not always,

Chelsea for life,  Dutch for real,
Rap Battles › Re: "Star Warz" - Scores To Settle by dyabman(m): 5:55pm On Oct 30, 2007
sitting N thinking,
sipping N drinking
agua N wondering
wut is becoming
the skies are thundering ,
a storm is coming,
and all of a sudden
I'm back in the garden ,
the garden of eden
eating N drinking
smoking n toking
joking and loafing

HYBRID=X,

Watch out

All my raps are smooth and decent
Im that rapper known place to place
For the hardest raps with the hardest bass
You see I rap all the time, thats the point
When I walk in the place I just jam the joint
Singin old too shorts on the microphone
The beats so fresh cant leave me alone
You see I rap so cool I will not shout
I keep comin so hard I might knock you out
If you battle with short thats the chance you take
So you better come fresh and dont be fake
All you weak mcs with your weak drum beats
Tellin all your people you can hang with me
Count 1 to 10 count 10 to 20 and Ill just keep on makin money
Life is too short I dont stop
Im hooked on money like a junkie on top
I got to make it every day, I wont go broke
Ask me am I rich and Ill say no
Im your homeboy too short back again
Puttin oakland on the map my rap will never end
Id like to send a special thanks to the dangerous crew
For believin in me when they thought I was through
I got rhymes, I keep em comin
Im on the mic, I wont stop rappin till it comes out right
And when its beatin Ill just say lets roll
I make another record and buy some gold
I keep rhymin and I do it by myself
Im like a one man crew, you see I dont need help
I get the job done so all you fake rappers, mcs rap masters
Give it up leave that rappin to me
Realizin HYBRID=X you cant rock that beat
I rap on the mic and youll believe
Nothin aint kickin like the big old c
Its just one hard rapper spittin a rap
Not 3 or 4 suckas or a couple of saps
Like born to mack Ill cash a check
Walkin round like a fool livin up to his rep
Ill tell you life aint long
What you waitin for?
Thought you wanted to be like too short?


HOLLA!!
Sports › Re: The Best National Team In The World by dyabman(m): 5:25pm On Oct 30, 2007
[b][/b]the dutch national team are the best , the way they play,sexy football,attractive and they got skilful players round them i see them as the best of all, ORANGE BOYS FOR LIFE!!!! grin cheesy wink cheesy grin

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