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missyhorlah: Sex is another thing while love is another thing..






Love is far from sex but sex aint far to love

Hope u grab

I'm not the one having a problem but I honestly don't grab

Lorlaahlozz: Did they tell u they need a family friend ni?


U beera leave them to their lives cos u dnt know wah d husband is capable of

Good question

okparaugo: Big stout abi small stout ?

difference dey for their taste? lol

siegfried99: Professor.. I will add wine please

hehehe


Feel free...

acidtalk: Na your school but you go sha pay teacher. There's love in sharing biko!

hahaha...

acidtalk: School Fees: 1 Carton of Malta Guiness, One Crate of Soya Malt and 1 Carton of Pringles.

Na your own school abi my own?

obayaya: Can I enroll for tutorial classes?

lol! Abeegi!

obayaya: Professor

mencade5: after enjoying life and banging all the guys their pusssiii can handle, they are bringing the shaft (remnants) for you to take into marriage. My brother will you accept it?

Well i would advice you go for the younger ones (early twenties) those ones are manageable.

Think about it and goodluck

Girls get married in their VERY early twenties nowadays.

Our guy here is probably in his very early twenties too.

ERCROSS: my guy...
u shld be thanking God she repented on time..
if not, I wonder what will be left of ur account by December..

I imagined this too. Na sorry for be the guy name.

Kinkybraids: Nice...

Im so guilty of the mean face thing. I do it to fend off guys I dont want but i guess it scares all of them away . Its a face that just comes on when im walking...I just hate being harrased. Im friendly but some men can be so forceful.

I also dont know where to draw the line on playing hard to get lol. I just feel like there is a positive relationship between playing hard and how much he will value you. So I play harder and he will love me 'harder'

how can i stop the above...whats the normal limit on playing hard ?

You need to understand that playing hard to get isn't commensurate with getting highly valued. You only need to live normally and follow your heart with your brain as the GPS device. Lol!

The female folk was created to be wooed and chased. Don't chase Mr. Right away with your face while he's chasing you oo.

Cheers!

mutiply: 1, have known her for 3months. 2 she is gonna be 30 in november. 3 we have gone out twice, we stay in different cities but not far from each other. 4 she used to call but stopped the very day i asked her out. She hardly calls me and dnt return my calls if she missed it. She used to chat but not always. 5 Am working but on low key, still trying to get a bigger job,( you know the job challenges in the country) she is working and self dependent. 6. I only spent about 3k plus on the dates which we both ate and drink but i spend alot on recharging my phones, i call her like 4 to 5 times in a day. 7. I like her cause she hard working, has this inner beauty and she is intellingent. Everything about her makes me happy but she does nt feel a thing for me. Dont know how long i can hold on. I dont want to be in the friend zone. NEVER

I really wish there was some straight written down rule I could give to you but your story is one I'd have told you to forget about her. No time really for jagbajantis.

But seeing that you love her really as said by you, I'd say you give her one more month and arrange another physical meeting. Deviate from the restaurant thingy. Do something else. Her expression and reactions to your gestures should give you all the cue you need. If still negative, you're probably in your thirties, set your life into motion to be an eligible bachelor. If you get what I mean.

Cheers!

DickDastardly: Good day Op!
Reporting for duty as Seun's unsolicited Solicitor.
Now who are you to the plaintiff?
Her legal council or what?
And please is she the one below?


Barr. DICK of
Dastardly Chambers.

lol!


you no well

Dear Seun,

This is not to call for your head but to address an issue which degenerated into something unpleasant few days ago on this thread;

https://www.nairaland.com/1816501/derailers-paradise/75#25420798.

MzMariah aka Clearwaters asked why she hasn't been able to deactivate her account. Though she didn't state the one she wished to deactivate but since she posted her complaint on a thread she created with her MzMariah moniker it is safe to assume it is that one she wanted to deactivate. Fast forward to a few minutes later, another user; Sholasholala quoted her stating the same. How she has been unable to deactivate her own alternate accounts other than the one she posted with.

Here, https://www.dropbox.com/s/lgp9l5zvpfcgwsu/IMG_20140817_120440.JPG

Not quite long afterwards, MzMariah discovered she could no longer post with her account. A click on her profile showed she had been banned by you (Seun). Banned till 2024. Why? "For helping another member deactivated their account" Question is how?

Here,

https://www.dropbox.com/s/lgp9l5zvpfcgwsu/IMG_20140817_120440.JPG

MzMariah sent you mails which for one or more reasons stood no chance of getting replied to. She came on her thread and made some angry posts. Let's admit she overreacted. And while this resulted in over 20 pages of dragging back and forth and exchange of hot words amongst Nitlad and Clearwaters and Seagold with the latter issuing threats which he later apologised for The fight was successful no thanks to the forum games moderator sleeping. Inconsequential as the last sentence may seem, the whole thing starting from the ban to the angry outburst from Clearwaters/MzMariah to what it degenerated to has in one way or another had it's downside and smeared its brunt on both the E-personality and offline personality of the aggrieved given that a certain set of people resorted to character defamation and cyber-bullying to prove certain points.

Now people have different reasons for wishing to deactivate. Some might just be tired of Nairaland or the particular username while some might just want to dissociate their history on here from their usernames or whatever personal detail they might have shared here. Whatever the case is, this wish should be respected and for as long as the 'wishful deactivator' hasn't done the deactivation, it should remain so until they are ready for it. It's simple ethical logic.

MzMariah was banned for 10 years. Why?
Whom did she help deactivate?
How did she do it?
Do some accounts now have special powers now? Please enable my account too o. I want to e-murder some people

A ban is quite different from deactivating. She wishes to leave and the deactivate link isn't working yet fine. She needs her account to inform her friends of her planned deactivation but you banned her thus disabling her from posting. You (Seun) have deactivated people's accounts in the past, why not now?

Please explain.

Thank you.

Lmao

First of all, eliminate junk foods no matter what. That's a way to go. You can't have food in the house and then drive to KFC. I mean. You get my drift?

thegoodjoehunt3: It seems it has happened in Nigeria before in some rural areas. Because, of lack of development in the rural areas, it was not noted.

I feel this man should be given a chance.

Ebola is highly contagious and spreads rapidly if not contained.

How come we didn't have an epidemic or a large scale death of people when it happened? Or is the ebola we have now an advanced 21st century version/model?

Those ones (Stoke City) just signed him with pity. The guy is not exciting in any way.

Romanciella: lol do i hav to

Well, yeah since you don't buy the fact.

Romanciella: i dont buy that....

I just told you. Can you prove me otherwise?

obayaya: Oya go sleep

Aye Aye Sire!

obayaya: The profile of you that I'm building in my head is almost complete

Carry on Chief! You're doing great

Idowuogbo: Oh cool. Just thought to check on the Agidi Romeo

lmao... kai! you sef

Romanciella I missed you